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Submitted By: aosoxvetek
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Submitted By: young g
Young g commin at you live and loud

if you a hood nigga throw your shit all proud

if you real then you know what i mean

cause the way i ball should be on a movie screen

the whole world's my trap house and i'm the boss

step to me nigga you disappear like lost

bound and tied cause you thought you could floss

guess you picked the wrong trap boy to cross

i stand out everywhere cause i stay shinin

i don't need flashlights cause my bezel will blind em

they see my whip down by kennedy fried

niggas dropping their chicken like damn who stay that live?

you dont believe a nigga, well damn that's fine cause you can

[hook]

hate on my diamonds

hate on my whip

but when you see me nigga

hate on my dick

[hook]

the trap boyz are takin this shit over

we got piles of green like we a lawn mower

all the kush, dro, purp make you think you in trap heaven

smoke risin up like another 9/11

the more haters hatin the more glock go off

ain't enough cris in my glass bitch, top it off

if the trap boyz ballin we show it off

and if you want to swing i knock you block off

[hook]

hate on my diamonds

hate on my whip

but when you see me nigga

hate on my dick

[hook]

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Submitted By: sdfsdf
ted: i expect to be the target of an assassination attempt before im 35
[6:57pm] jimmy: ok
[6:58pm] ted: its kinda one reason i want to go military
[6:58pm] jimmy: yea thats def a ted story
[6:58pm] ted: friends in the military + training & experience will help then
[6:58pm] jimmy: the crips, ms13 and AP will all join together
[6:59pm] jimmy: and try to have you clipped
[6:59pm] ted: nah probably the government, the military, or a large corporation
[7:00pm] jimmy: rofl
[7:00pm] ted: hopefully ill work for and have friends in the first 2 before tho
[7:00pm] jimmy: are you od'ing on something right now
[7:01pm] jimmy: you'd have to be to believe the government is gonna try and assassinate you
[7:01pm] jimmy: rofl
[7:01pm] ted: im looking like 15 years into the future
[7:01pm] ted: not right now
[7:01pm] ted: im not on the government's radar right now
[7:01pm] jimmy: you're turning back into 16 year old ted
[7:02pm] jimmy: where the stories were 60 times as ridiculous
[7:02pm] ted: eventually ill have a following large enough to disrupt the status quo
[7:02pm] ted: and people will try to kill me for it
[7:02pm] ted: that happens every single time
[7:03pm] LordNagash joined the chat room.
[7:03pm] jimmy: nagash are you hearing this
[7:03pm] jimmy: in 15 years the government is gonna try and assisinate ted
[7:03pm] jimmy: but he'll use his military experience to thwart them
[7:04pm] ted: its the plan at least
[7:04pm] ted: the most im hoping for is at least to make it obvious i was killed
[7:04pm] ted: most of the time it just looks like a suicide
[7:06pm] jimmy: the president gets called into the situation room
[7:06pm] jimmy: sir we have a report that a 'michael emling' is balling too hard
[7:07pm] ted: i dont think the president is going to kill me
[7:07pm] jimmy: if this isnt stopped our economy will implode
[7:09pm] jimmy: i think you took advice from sieglove and started snorting all the chalk in your house

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Submitted By: sdf




all these niggas pointin like damn look at him



diamonds in the teeth, i blind em when i grin



when a trap boy shinin you know them niggas stare



that's why when a nigga get paid



he throw that shit in the air



nitro we're getting this idiot to make terrible rap songs i wrote



because he thnks they're good

jewels_big_tits

LOL

jewels_big_tits

thats awesome

jewels_big_tits

get jewel to sing it topless



hahahah



PUT YOUR CASH UP NIGGA PUT YOUR CASH UP



BURN YOUR PAYCHECK HO, BURN IT FAST AND SLOW



TRAP BOYZ STILL SPENDING MONEY JUST FROM LAST YEARS SNOW



you gonna see why we ball hard and it ain't cause of my ice or plat



when i get some money i give them peoples a heart attack



a nigga just got 10 from spittin on a track



so what that man do? he put a lighter on that stack



i'm burnin dead president and i'm throwing paychecks up



i don't need no more money when cris is spillin out my cup



come and try my ass you gonna get that james toney hook



on your ass staring up they be like damn that nigga shook



trap boy ent, your hoes gonna get took



when you hear about gettin money we the ones that wrote that book

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Submitted By: Shacker
<ted> 100% truth no lie

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Submitted By: jim profit
profitsline: i am jim profit
[12:26am] governor_of_oz: hello profit
[12:26am] governor_of_oz is now known as governor_devlin.
[12:26am] governor_devlin: im governor devlin
[12:26am] governor_devlin: gracen and gracen has sold us many nigger killing machines
[12:26am] governor_devlin: perhaps i could interest you in a new venture
[12:26am] profitsline: interesting
[12:27am] governor_devlin: i want to house all the inmates in oz in cardboard boxes
[12:27am] profitsline: i just manipulated a psychologist into manipulating my nemesis my hypnosis
[12:27am] profitsline: now she hates food
[12:27am] profitsline: it was an ingenius plan
[12:27am] governor_devlin: thats fuckin sick dude
[12:27am] governor_devlin: i have this problem
[12:28am] governor_devlin: the warden of this prison i spend all of my time at
[12:28am] governor_devlin: and campaign at
[12:28am] governor_devlin: and my entire policy is centered around
[12:28am] governor_devlin: he says that you cant feed prisoners steel wool
[12:28am] governor_devlin: what should i do
[12:28am] profitsline: hmm
[12:28am] decoy: lolol
[12:28am] profitsline: well first of all
[12:29am] profitsline: you have to recognize the line
[12:29am] profitsline: and that sometimes
[12:29am] profitsline: there is no line
[12:29am] profitsline: are you ready for this?
[12:29am] governor_devlin: ok lay it on me profit
[12:30am] profitsline: hold on
[12:31am] profitsline: my boss just sniffed 80 lines of cocaine in his office
[12:31am] governor_devlin: hahahah
[12:31am] profitsline: temporary distraction
[12:31am] governor_devlin: i hate that
[12:31am] governor_devlin: when youre trying to play tennis
[12:31am] governor_devlin: and some dude has 12 drinks
[12:31am] governor_devlin: why does that happen all the time
[12:32am] profitsline: i dunno dude
[12:32am] profitsline: for some reason i have contacts in the IRA
[12:32am] profitsline: even though im just a low level executive at a box company
[12:32am] profitsline: if you want you can send him to ireland
[12:32am] profitsline: and i can put a hit out on him
[12:33am] governor_devlin: ok cool
[12:33am] governor_devlin: yo profit
[12:33am] governor_devlin: if theres anyone at your company
[12:33am] governor_devlin: that you need to be framed for murder in the most obvious and hamfisted way possible
[12:33am] governor_devlin: i'm your man
[12:33am] governor_devlin: it's pretty much how i've spent half my term as governor
[12:33am] profitsline: lol
[12:34am] profitsline: hmmm
[12:35am] profitsline: well ive pretty much murdered everyone inside my company by now
[12:35am] profitsline: so yeah i could use a scapegoat
[12:36am] profitsline: like my mom
[12:36am] governor_devlin: dude we're so lucky
[12:36am] profitsline: you'll recognize her she has a distinct and realistic southern accent
[12:36am] governor_devlin: i've personally had 59 people killed as governor
[12:36am] governor_devlin: and all i've had to deal with is some faggot with red hair yelling at me
[12:36am] profitsline: wow dude
[12:37am] profitsline: yeah i was raised in a box for 20 years in front of a television
[12:37am] profitsline: eventually i confronted my 90 year old dad in the hospital tho
[12:37am] profitsline: and pushed him out a 50 story window
[12:37am] profitsline: if you think about it my story makes a lot of sense
[12:38am] governor_devlin: sa,e
[12:39am] governor_devlin: i've campaigned on looking at prisoners as subhumans
[12:39am] governor_devlin: banning smoking in one specific area of one specific prison
[12:39am] governor_devlin: and openly hating black people
[12:39am] governor_devlin: yet i've won 3 elections by landslides in a state with tons of minorities
[12:39am] governor_devlin: it makes total sense
[12:40am] profitsline: hmm im planning on murdering the entire board of directors at my company for no reason
[12:40am] profitsline: could i use one of the dudes in your nigger factory as a scapegoat?
[12:40am] governor_devlin: oh definitely man
[12:40am] governor_devlin: there's this guy in there who was a star quartback with a 4.0 gpa
[12:40am] governor_devlin: he did charity work and stuff
[12:41am] governor_devlin: one time he questioned me at a public event so i had him framed for aggravated sexual assault of a child
[12:41am] profitsline: lol
[12:41am] profitsline: oh yeah ive heard of him
[12:42am] profitsline: hes the leader of the homeboys right
[12:42am] governor_devlin: nah hes actualy part of another gang, the Bad Niggaz
[12:42am] profitsline: oh ok
[12:43am] profitsline: oh wait i was thinking of the GET STACK$$$ MASTERS anyway
[12:43am] decoy: lol
[12:43am] profitsline: oh by the way
[12:43am] governor_devlin: yeah they're not to be fucked with
[12:43am] profitsline: im thinking of steling someone's identity
[12:43am] profitsline: do you have anybody with a realistic sounding name like mine?
[12:44am] governor_devlin: oh yeah
[12:44am] governor_devlin: theres this guy in the state senate
[12:44am] governor_devlin: Lawrence Righteous
[12:44am] profitsline: hmm
[12:44am] profitsline: that doesnt sound like a guy who would cross a line
[12:45am] profitsline: see i personally have no line
[12:45am] governor_devlin: well no shit dude but sometimes you have to pretend to break your own rules
[12:45am] governor_devlin: like one time
[12:45am] governor_devlin: even though i hate black people
[12:45am] governor_devlin: and campaign on that fact
[12:45am] governor_devlin: i pardoned a hardline revolutionary muslim prisoner for no reason
[12:46am] profitsline: good point
[12:46am] profitsline: i bet people compare you a lot to zeus
[12:47am] governor_devlin: oh do they!
[12:47am] profitsline: i mean the ones who have heard of greek mythology
[12:47am] governor_devlin: i have all the thunderbolts
[12:47am] profitsline: (probably not many)
[12:47am] governor_devlin: yeah its kind of rare, not a lot of people know who he is
[12:47am] profitsline: yeah
[12:47am] governor_devlin: i'm trying a new one out:
[12:47am] governor_devlin: do you know about childhood stories, warden?
[12:47am] governor_devlin: ok good
[12:47am] governor_devlin: well i'm the big bad wolf
[12:47am] governor_devlin: and i'm about to blow your house down
[12:47am] profitsline: ROFL
[12:50am] profitsline: i like greek mythology too cuz theres always a lesson at the end
[12:50am] profitsline: like there are certain creeds i always live by like
[12:50am] profitsline: sometimes to gain your enemies' trust, you have to kill them

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Submitted By: jim
sieglovwe: yeah
[6:33pm] sieglovwe: actually
[6:33pm] sieglovwe: i did get coal
[6:33pm] sieglovwe: because i eat an overdose of sleeping bills so they give me coal
[6:33pm] sieglovwe: to drink
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: that was my fucking christmas present
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: but i can't remember christmas because i was drugged good for days
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: ha
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: ha
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: ha
[6:34pm] sieglovwe: great fucking christmas

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Submitted By: WTF
<jimmycracker> im gonna hang with him if i go to new york
<jimmycracker> he seems like a nice dude tbh

HE'S TALKING ABOUT MACAVITY

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Submitted By: malcolm's unfinished solo
'ballers' on my bus, you listen here
you better think twice before shoving mc jeezy in my ear
my intergalactic talk-a-con is charged to go
you'll think twice before shouting 'heeeey hooooooooo'
ill swing my katana like bush swings from trees
try acting 'hood' when you're down on your knees
all you waffle fuckers, im not in the mood
your vapid (c)rap music is really quite rude
if i tell you to stop, you better do as i say
or ill give you a fine, and blood is what you'll pay



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Submitted By: FUCK OFF DOUCHEWHISTLES
i walk the halls
you point and stair
it may be snowing but i'll melt you with my glare
my duster is long and my patience is short
if you want to try me today you'll pay a fine
in BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

douchewhistles, fuck off
douchewhistles, fuck off
FUCK OFF DOUCHEWHISTLES

you can throw a ball well that's good for you
but if i put you in my world what could you do
give me some pvc pipe and a some japanese steel
i'll let you know that pain that i feel

DOUCHEWHISTLESSSS FUCK OFF
DOUCHEWHISTLESSSS FUCK OFF
DOUCHEWHISTLESSSS FUCK OFF

your girl laughs at my duster
but if there's a reason your dick hurts when you pee, it's her
enjoy your vapid life
enjoy your vapid wife
enjoy your empty career
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK OFF DOUCHEWHISLTES (x5)

rest in peace malcolm reynolds

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Submitted By: purestrain gold
<jimmycracker> youve seen to kill a mockingbird rite?
<Nitro> yeah
<Nitro> in middle school
<jimmycracker> i tear up
<jimmycracker> every time
<jimmycracker> like every single scene
<Nitro> jesus
<Nitro> why
<jimmycracker> nah just a couple
<jimmycracker> i dunno its good drama
<jimmycracker> father son/daughter relationships get me hard
<jimmycracker> fuck
<jimmycracker> not like that
<jimmycracker> they affect me hard

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Submitted By: goat pig jerks at work
<TheeGoatPig> I recorded a metal vocalist demo at work (not during working hours)
<TheeGoatPig> Hello, and welcome to the nuttiness that isn't in my brain, but in the rest of the world
<[Falcon]> haha
<flapdragon> goatpig
<flapdragon> what were your porn stories about
<[BTFzor]Nitro> porn stories?
<flapdragon> TheeGoatPi: I also used to write porn stories when at work (I used to have dialup for the longest time there)
<TheeGoatPig> Different things
<flapdragon> like?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> at work?!?!?
<TheeGoatPig> A couple screwing while working out, a ghost romp, a couple tentacle stories, an incest series
<[BTFzor]Nitro> did your co-workers know about this stuff?
<TheeGoatPig> Coworkers?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> you know
<TheeGoatPig> you make it sound like I'm not the only employee
<[BTFzor]Nitro> people you work with
<[BTFzor]Nitro> so you're the only employee
* Sony_Owner has joined #GameSpy
<TheeGoatPig> but after all of these years I still yearn to play drums again on a regular basis
* Sony_Owner is now known as TheInvisibleHan
* TheInvisibleHan is now known as InvisibleHand
<InvisibleHand> hello goat pig
<InvisibleHand> do you know who i asm
<[BTFzor]Nitro> yeah i dont play any instruments
<InvisibleHand> goat pig
<InvisibleHand> are you familiar with doctor ron paul?
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<TheeGoatPig> !users
<InvisibleHand> do you know of the gold standard?
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<InvisibleHand> i know of the fiat money you throw away in your games of chance goat pig
<InvisibleHand> i am here to tell you
<InvisibleHand> it does not have to be like this
<InvisibleHand> do you know about the gold standard?
<TheeGoatPig> So I'm being harrased by a bot now?
<InvisibleHand> no
<InvisibleHand> you are being told the truth by a man who understands life
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<InvisibleHand> i know of the life energy you waste on japanese porn cartoons
<TheeGoatPig> I'm just going to sit here and stare for a while
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<InvisibleHand> do you know what retrograde ejaculation is
<InvisibleHand> next time you are masturbating at work
<InvisibleHand> i advice you to turn the ejaculatory energy backwords
<InvisibleHand> into your colon
<InvisibleHand> to increase your power
<InvisibleHand> can you afford a pound of gold, goat pig?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> retrograde is into the bladder
<InvisibleHand> there is no bladder
<TheeGoatPig> It's just my boss and I, and he works from home/car
<[BTFzor]Nitro> oh
<[BTFzor]Nitro> do you guys run a store or something?
<TheeGoatPig> Architectural firm
<TheeGoatPig> I do the computer drawings and he does everything else
<[BTFzor]Nitro> ah
<[BTFzor]Nitro> so hes the architect in the practice?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> thats pretty cool, do you guys design anything cool?
<TheeGoatPig> We designed this building that I pass a few times a week that is 90% finished
<TheeGoatPig> but could be torn down any month now
<TheeGoatPig> the owner of the property ran out of money
<[BTFzor]Nitro> did your boss ever bust you downloading porn/watching porn/jacking off at work/writing incest stories, etc?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> how fucked up that must be
<TheeGoatPig> No, that was what started this conversation
<[BTFzor]Nitro> ah
<TheeGoatPig> I almost got caught today by the woman in the office down the hall today
<TheeGoatPig> but not my boss
<TheeGoatPig> and before you start
<TheeGoatPig> she is old enough to be my mother
<TheeGoatPig> and married and stuff
<[BTFzor]Nitro> did she almost catch you beating off?
<TheeGoatPig> I can hear her approach, and zip up quick enough
<TheeGoatPig> This is a demented conversation, even for me...
<[BTFzor]Nitro> haha, i was joking about jerking off at work..
<[BTFzor]Nitro> jesus
<TheeGoatPig> =D
<TheeGoatPig> this is what happens when you stick a socially awkward 32 year old man in an office all alone for nine hours a day
<[BTFzor]Nitro> where do you shoot your nut when you beat it at work?
<TheeGoatPig> I have a private bathroom
<[BTFzor]Nitro> sweet
<TheeGoatPig> I shave and brush my teeth in there too
<[BTFzor]Nitro> haha
<TheeGoatPig> I just wish it had a shower
<[BTFzor]Nitro> you could practically live there
<TheeGoatPig> Yes
<TheeGoatPig> I also have a fridge and microwave
<[BTFzor]Nitro> nice
<[BTFzor]Nitro> pack the fridge with beers and you should be all set
<TheeGoatPig> would if I drank alcohol
<[BTFzor]Nitro> well then red bulls
<TheeGoatPig> I just keep nutritional shakes int here most days
<TheeGoatPig> the occasional carton of milk
<TheeGoatPig> I wish my boss would pay me
<TheeGoatPig> I want to buy a drum set
<TheeGoatPig> a nice Roland electric mesh head set
<[BTFzor]Nitro> do you play in a band?
<TheeGoatPig> Used to, over a decade ago
<TheeGoatPig> We sucked balls
<TheeGoatPig> Auditioned for a few bands as a vocalist since then, but couldn't make anything work
<TheeGoatPig> I had a killer growl too
<[BTFzor]Nitro> metal, i take it
<TheeGoatPig> Yes
<TheeGoatPig> I thought I really impressed that last band I tried out for, but an old friend of theirs took precident over the better "artist"
<TheeGoatPig> =D
<InvisibleHand> you fool
<InvisibleHand> you believe the fda's lies
* kiru has joined #GameSpy
<InvisibleHand> let me show you something that could change your mind fiendo
<kiru> one day I woke up
<kiru> and I knew
<kiru> I was capo the don
<[BTFzor]Nitro> retrograde ejac is into the bladder
<[BTFzor]Nitro> its bladder ejac
<InvisibleHand> no
<InvisibleHand> there is no colon you fucking fool
<[BTFzor]Nitro> when u ejac retro
<[BTFzor]Nitro> u ejac into the bladder
<InvisibleHand> no
<InvisibleHand> it goes into your colon
<InvisibleHand> it increases your chi
<InvisibleHand> you fool
<InvisibleHand> do you know of the mental transcendent powers of gold
<InvisibleHand> i am going to open your mind goat pig
<[BTFzor]Nitro> if u have a bladder to colon fistula
<InvisibleHand> what if i were to tell you you didn't have to work at your job
<[BTFzor]Nitro> u can retrograde ejac into your colon
<InvisibleHand> and gamble fiat money away
<TheeGoatPig> So, you're a bot?
<InvisibleHand> no
<InvisibleHand> goatpig
<InvisibleHand> let i know why you stay up at night
<InvisibleHand> and read hentai
<InvisibleHand> i can help you
<InvisibleHand> but only if you open your mind
<InvisibleHand> and close underrageteenanimefanfics.com
<TheeGoatPig> Can you help me act like a bot like you?
<InvisibleHand> do you know what purestrain gold is
<TheeGoatPig> Do you know that you are a bot?
<InvisibleHand> have you thought about a life
<InvisibleHand> without masturbation
<TheeGoatPig> a life without bots?
<InvisibleHand> i have seen your image in my mind
<InvisibleHand> your face appears drained of life
<InvisibleHand> your beard appears drained of nutrients
<TheeGoatPig> probably because I'm dead
<InvisibleHand> your body drained of life force
<TheeGoatPig> I'm a zombies...
<InvisibleHand> is that way your face looks like mashed potatoes
<TheeGoatPig> (yes, multiple zombies)
<kiru> I think if you could fit diamonds into your beard
<kiru> that would be cool
<[BTFzor]Nitro> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONUCPKdGcrk
<TheeGoatPig> Damn, and I shaved my beard off three years ago...
<InvisibleHand> you think you did
<InvisibleHand> when in fact the illusion of the international lords of finance
<InvisibleHand> lead you to believe
<InvisibleHand> when in fact
<InvisibleHand> metalurgy tells us
<InvisibleHand> any machine stops working around your face
<[BTFzor]Nitro> the mayan calendar
<InvisibleHand> because it is so obtuse
<InvisibleHand> on 12/12/12
<InvisibleHand> your face will reach maximum oblongity
<InvisibleHand> and lopsidedness
<InvisibleHand> and your eyes will droop past the devil's feet
<TheeGoatPig> and I will become a bot like you?
<InvisibleHand> then the singularity
<InvisibleHand> do you know about the singularity
<InvisibleHand> it is when you can imagine your image
<InvisibleHand> just by looking at something with the texture of your face
<InvisibleHand> such as a raisan
<InvisibleHand> with the shape of your body
<InvisibleHand> such as a broken surfboard
<InvisibleHand> and you may broadcast your essence to your work
<[BTFzor]Nitro> who burned me
<InvisibleHand> and you will not even have to leave the door
<InvisibleHand> to masturbate at work
<InvisibleHand> on 12/12/12
<[BTFzor]Nitro> who the fuck are you
<InvisibleHand> i am the truth
<InvisibleHand> who are you
<InvisibleHand> fraud
<[BTFzor]Nitro> you AIDS having
<[BTFzor]Nitro> small dick
<InvisibleHand> it figures a simpleton such as you
<[BTFzor]Nitro> retrograde ejaculating
<InvisibleHand> would believe in aids
<[BTFzor]Nitro> liver cancer having
<InvisibleHand> /\
<[BTFzor]Nitro> cunt
<InvisibleHand> that is the real triangle
<InvisibleHand> it's right side up
<[BTFzor]Nitro> roy cohn
<InvisibleHand> it believes in natural justice
<TheeGoatPig> A real triangle from a real bot
<InvisibleHand> and the power of god
<[BTFzor]Nitro> jesus
<InvisibleHand> and thegoatpigs untouched penis
<kiru> invislbe hand is a bot?
<InvisibleHand> \/
<[BTFzor]Nitro> where are these trolls coming from
<kiru> holy shit
<InvisibleHand> that is the incorrect triangle
<kiru> what is this armo bullshit
<InvisibleHand> it is unnatural equal rights
<InvisibleHand> fiat money
<InvisibleHand> and the un
<TheeGoatPig> I wonder how many accounts would drop from the channel if we kick-banned you?
<kiru> ThreeGoatPig whats with your name
<InvisibleHand> i wonder how happy your parents would be if you died
<kiru> is it like the manbearpig or something
<kiru> like on southpark
<kiru> i love southpark
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i have a raging clue
<kiru> i was watching it the other day
<TheeGoatPig> If I died, my parrent would throw the biggest bestest party you ever saw!
<kiru> cartman said something funny
<InvisibleHand> you cannot die
<kiru> i forget what it was
<InvisibleHand> if you take purestrain gold
<kiru> man this bot is creepy
<[BTFzor]Nitro> yo
<InvisibleHand> and use a gold machine
<kiru> its like he knows what were saying
<InvisibleHand> and crush it till it is a fine powder as fine as satan's beard
<InvisibleHand> and snort it
<TheeGoatPig> No, I got TheeGoatPig before I ever heard of ManBearPig
<InvisibleHand> you will transcend the universe
<InvisibleHand> you will become a god
<InvisibleHand> you will destroy fiat money
<kiru> threegoatpig do you like family guy
<snailbot> *shrug*
<[BTFzor]Nitro> why did you call yourself goatpig
<TheeGoatPig> Im bored of you InvisibleHand
<InvisibleHand> i'm bored of your face
<InvisibleHand> and how it looks like a pale raisan
<TheeGoatPig> !kick InvisibleHand
<TheeGoatPig> Hmm
<InvisibleHand> aahahahah
<[BTFzor]Nitro> gun is jamd
<InvisibleHand> you fake lord of finance
<InvisibleHand> if only you knew
<InvisibleHand> how your masters were manipulating you
<TheeGoatPig> I never fake my finance! On;y orgasms
<InvisibleHand> do you know you're a tool of the international lords of finance
<InvisibleHand> why do you have to fake orgasms to yourself
<InvisibleHand> especially at work
<InvisibleHand> why do you work for a fiat paycheck
<TheeGoatPig> Because I don't like me much
<InvisibleHand> that loses 2 percent of its value a year
<InvisibleHand> before you can even spend it on animes
<InvisibleHand> it is worth less than you thought it was
<kiru> how can a guy fake an orgasm
<[BTFzor]Nitro> HIV infection is fucked
<kiru> nitro youre a doctor
<kiru> tell me how
<[BTFzor]Nitro> what
<kiru> how does a guy fake an orgasm
<TheeGoatPig> With science
<snailbot> lets make a neat gun
<[BTFzor]Nitro> jesus christ eli manning just got brutally sacked
<[BTFzor]Nitro> fuk
<[BTFzor]Nitro> um
<[BTFzor]Nitro> kiru if he's wearing a condom he can just fake it by saying that he's blowing his load when he's really not
<[BTFzor]Nitro> otherwise its a little bit difficult
<kiru> oh
<kiru> so thats how he did it
<InvisibleHand> he sings soul music
<InvisibleHand> like his cousins the california raisins taught him
<[BTFzor]Nitro> who
* InvisibleHand was kicked by [Falcon] (Neusence)
<kiru> dude if invisiblehand passes the turing test we all get a lot of money
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<InvisibleHand> afraid of the truth
<InvisibleHand> how typical
<TheeGoatPig> Or bored with the bot spamming the channel
<InvisibleHand> i'm talking about important things
<InvisibleHand> all you wish to discuss is japanese porn cartoons
<InvisibleHand> and how long it took for you to be sun dried when you were born
* [Falcon] sets mode: +m
* [Falcon] sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-68-20-37-253.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
* InvisibleHand was kicked by [Falcon] (InvisibleHand)
<[BTFzor]Nitro> HIV positive GSF members
#GameSpy Cannot send to channel
* [Falcon] sets mode: -m
<[BTFzor]Nitro> HIV positive GSF members
<[BTFzor]Nitro> how many are there?
<kiru> hey i cant talk
<kiru> whats going on
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i'm starting a support group
<kiru> guys
<kiru> guys
<TheeGoatPig> We muted the channel for a second
<kiru> hello
<kiru> can u hear me<TheeGoatPig> Yes
<TheeGoatPig> No
<TheeGoatPig> (lie first, jackass ;) )
<kiru> guys
<kiru> hello
<TheeGoatPig> What!?>
<kiru> i saw a japanese cartoon porn once
<kiru> im trying to learn japanese
<kiru> i wonder what would happpen if you showed a bot a japanese porn
<TheeGoatPig> Lubricant would spew all over the place
* TheeGoatPig is tempted to link to this one video...
<kiru> what does lubricant have to do with porn
<TheeGoatPig> I won't
<kiru> is it some kind of car porn
<TheeGoatPig> But I'm tempted...
<TheeGoatPig> I have to connect all the dots for you people?
<TheeGoatPig> I have to superglue my shoe back together again
<kiru> i had to do connect the dots in school once
<TheeGoatPig> That has ntohing to do with anything
<TheeGoatPig> It's just something I have to do
<kiru> do you have a job or something
<kiru> threegoatpig
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i need to publicize my support group for HIV positive GSF members
<kiru> wait there are fags on gsf
<[BTFzor]Nitro> there are people from different high risk groups
<[BTFzor]Nitro> men who have sex with men
<[BTFzor]Nitro> people from countries where HIV is endemic
<kiru> oh my cousins like that
<[BTFzor]Nitro> iv droug abusers
<kiru> its only gay if you take it up the ass
<[BTFzor]Nitro> *drug
<kiru> oh fuck
<kiru> i drink cough syrup a lot
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<kiru> am i gonna get aids
<kiru> please
<kiru> please
<[BTFzor]Nitro> you can't contract HIV from cough syrup
<TheeGoatPig> You are one weird little grouping of letters
<kiru> oh good
<TheeGoatPig> And there is no R in my name
<[BTFzor]Nitro> there are several HIV positive GSF members
<TheeGoatPig> Unless I'm BarelyWoringGoat
<[BTFzor]Nitro> that i know of
<kiru> threegoatpig do you have money
<kiru> i need some
* [Falcon] sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-68-20-37-253.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
<kiru> unless you need to spend it on shoes
<TheeGoatPig> There is no R in my name
<TheeGoatPig> Unless I'm BarelyWoringGoat
<kiru> how long did it take you to type that
<TheeGoatPig> Not as long as it took me to hit the "up" arrow and highlight the two offending letters
<TheeGoatPig> Or is that backwards?
<flapdragon> hey falcon u around
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<flapdragon> falcon im disappointed in you
<flapdragon> and so are my african america brothers
<flapdragon> after the other day
<flapdragon> do you have an explanation for your racism?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> yo
<[BTFzor]Nitro> favorite pornstar flap?
<kiruzog> falcon is racist?
<kiruzog> i think hitler had a falcon
<flapdragon> you werent here
<flapdragon> there was a lynching
<flapdragon> of epic proportions
<[BTFzor]Nitro> whos your favorite pornstar
<kiruzog> oh man they still do that in my town
<flapdragon> lex steele
<kiruzog> one time i saw a guy get lynched outside the food lion
<[BTFzor]Nitro> whos she?
<kiruzog> lex is a guy name
<kiruzog> flapdragon do you have aids
<kiruzog> i mean msm
<[BTFzor]Nitro> oh its a male pornstar?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> is he gay?
<flapdragon> nah
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<flapdragon> here let me get a picture
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<TheeGoatPig> I can see things getting out of hand real quick...
<TheeGoatPig> yeap
<kiruzog> race traitor
<TheeGoatPig> as I was typing no less
<[BTFzor]Nitro> wow
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<flapdragon> http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg
<kiruzog> threegoatpig did your boss catch you looking
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i've never seen that black guy before
<[BTFzor]Nitro> have you guys seen any of his scenes?
<flapdragon> goatpig
<flapdragon> tell me about your ghost romp stories
<kiruzog> i dont look at porn with black people in it
<kiruzog> mom says its a mortal sin
<[BTFzor]Nitro> thats fucked up
<[BTFzor]Nitro> tell your mom to stop being racist
<flapdragon> hey goatpig tell me about your high school reunion
<flapdragon> i bet you got a lot of comments on that sick beard
<TheeGoatPig> Nope
<flapdragon> what the hell
<TheeGoatPig> What, are you googling me in the background or something?
<flapdragon> no you posted your photos on gsf remember
<TheeGoatPig> Yeap
<kiruzog> i entered threegoatpig in google but nothing came up
<TheeGoatPig> Of course not
<kiruzog> i have safe search on
<TheeGoatPig> There is no R in my name
<kiruzog> yeah there is
<TheeGoatPig> Where?
* TheeGoatPig looks
<kiruzog> dude how can you spell three without r
<TheeGoatPig> It's easy, there is no Three in my name
<TheeGoatPig> It's Thee
<kiruzog> thee isnt a word
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<kiruzog> did you mean to type the
<kiruzog> thegoatpig makes more sense than threegoatpig I guess
<TheeGoatPig> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/thee
<kiruzog> otherwise it wouldbe threegoatpigs
<kiruzog> im not supposed to click links i find in chat rooms
<kiruzog> the last time i did that i saw a black mans penis
<TheeGoatPig> Well thank you definitely don't want to click this one: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
<kiruzog> ok
<flapdragon> goatpig where do you work
<TheeGoatPig> Why so much interest?
<TheeGoatPig> (why so serious?)
<flapdragon> just curious bro
<TheeGoatPig> An architectural firm in northern new jersey
<kiruzog> you sure its not a consentual light bondage factory?
<TheeGoatPig> Not 100%, but maybe 5%
<TheeGoatPig> those are close, right? ;)
<flapdragon> have you considered doing architectural work on your face
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<TheeGoatPig> That went from inquisitory to inflamitory awfully quick...
<[BTFzor]Nitro> maybe he was just talking about plastic surgery
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<TheeGoatPig> I've had reconstructive jaw surgery, but I doubt that is what he meant
<flapdragon> tell me about that
<kiruzog> reconstructive jaw surgery
<flapdragon> what was the problem
<kiruzog> you mean
<kiruzog> shaving?
<TheeGoatPig> O_o
<[BTFzor]Nitro> what happened?
<flapdragon> yea tell us bro
<TheeGoatPig> I had messed up teeth, too big for my jaw, so I had 8 removed and my jaw realigned
<[BTFzor]Nitro> whoa
<[BTFzor]Nitro> 8 teeth removed?
<TheeGoatPig> In one sitting
<[BTFzor]Nitro> jesus
<[BTFzor]Nitro> were they adult teeth?
<TheeGoatPig> I feel like flapdragon is trying to rape me through questions
<[BTFzor]Nitro> his dick is coming through your cable modem
<TheeGoatPig> Yes, I was 16 or 17 when they were removed
<TheeGoatPig> 21 when I had the jaw surgery
<TheeGoatPig> braces between
<TheeGoatPig> almost 21, by a couple weeks
<TheeGoatPig> My bottom lip still feels off since then
<[BTFzor]Nitro> oh damn
<[BTFzor]Nitro> did they put in caps
<TheeGoatPig> Nope
<TheeGoatPig> I only have 24 teeth
<[BTFzor]Nitro> oh ok
<Devilz|USA> i have 7 wisdom teeth?
<TheeGoatPig> No
<TheeGoatPig> 4
<Devilz|USA> i have 7
<TheeGoatPig> You shouldn't...
<flapdragon> falcoln
<Devilz|USA> x rays say i do
<flapdragon> i want an explanation for your racism the other day
<flapdragon> now
<Devilz|USA> huh
<flapdragon> why were you lynching my proud african american brother
<Devilz|USA> Telling someone to stop saying the N word is racist? who knew
<flapdragon> no we're both black
<flapdragon> so its okay
<Devilz|USA> k
<flapdragon> i demand reparations
<TheeGoatPig> I demand cake
<snailbot> it's so delicious and moist ^_^
<TheeGoatPig> cake
<snailbot> it's so delicious and moist ^_^
<fishbot> fish
<snailbot> carrots handbags cheese.
<fishbot> ...toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmys budgies KUALA LUMPUR!
<snailbot> i went to kuala lumpur once, didn't like it much. they served vinegar in my aftershock.
<fishbot> Ah, a true connoisseur!
<snailbot> cats go moo
<fishbot> snailbot: only when they are impersonating fish.
<snailbot> you know who else goes moo?
<fishbot> snailbot: YA MUM!
<snailbot> well bite me!
<TheeGoatPig> Wow...
<flapdragon> falcon, if you dont give me reparations
<flapdragon> ill have no choice but to report you
<Devilz|USA> Last time i checked reparations are only given to the slaves of the family that enslaved them. Sorry to say but i never had slaves in my family.
<Devilz|USA> My family was slaves in egypt so go figure
<TheeGoatPig> You are aware that is one of the problems with the world today? People demanding things they haven't earned and don't deserve, than complaining to someone until they get thier way?
<flapdragon> you enslaved me
<flapdragon> and my brothers
<flapdragon> with your hate
<Devilz|USA> i dont hate anyone but nice try
<[BTFzor]Nitro> your family werent slaves in Egypt
<TheeGoatPig> If he is jewish they were
<[BTFzor]Nitro> no
<Devilz|USA> Yes
<[BTFzor]Nitro> jews from europe are not descendants from the middle east
<Devilz|USA> Jews were slaves in egypt a long time ago, check the history books
<[BTFzor]Nitro> they come from khazars
<[BTFzor]Nitro> a bunch of borats who mass converted to judaism in the early middle ages
<[BTFzor]Nitro> check your history books
<[BTFzor]Nitro> the bible isnt one
<Devilz|USA> dont read the bible
<TheeGoatPig> Well I never looked at his family tree, so I'm out of this one...
<[BTFzor]Nitro> the bible is where the mythology about jews in egypt comes from
<TheeGoatPig> Man I am tired
<TheeGoatPig> I think I am headed off to bed
<Devilz|USA> ditto
<flapdragon> falcon
<flapdragon> i have reported you
<flapdragon> for your racism
<flapdragon> im sad it had to come to this
<Devilz|USA> Oky doky
<Devilz|USA> well im off peace, see ya tomorrow goat
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<flapdragon> hi vargas
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<flapdragon> I CANT STAND FAKE ASS BITCHEZ
<flapdragon> LYING ASS NIGGAS AND U PUNK ASS SNITCHES
<flapdragon> I CANT STAND FAKE ASS BITCHEZ
<flapdragon> I CANT STAND FAKE ASS BITCHEZI CANT STAND FAKE ASS BITCHEZ

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Submitted By: falcon.txt
Falcon: hi
A_TERRIBLE: hello falcon
A_TERRIBLE: who are you on gamespy
Falcon: I work for GameSpy as a volunteer
A_TERRIBLE: whaaat
A_TERRIBLE: so you dont get paid?
Falcon: "volunteer"
flapdragon: ...
A_TERRIBLE: you donate your time
kiru: volunteer
kiru: like peacecorp
A_TERRIBLE: because you love your hard hitting reviews of omega hentai blast faggot force 7
kiru: kids on the internet cant afford no forums
kiru: its a terrible thing
A_TERRIBLE: i wasn't thinking about the poor kids in africa
A_TERRIBLE: or the katrina survivors
A_TERRIBLE: I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT THEM REVIEWS
kiru: lol
kiru: you know
kiru: you go to gsa
kiru: every time you see one of those 12 year olds posting their gay slash fanfiction your heart just melts
kiru: god bless
A_TERRIBLE: there are kids in america
A_TERRIBLE: that can't get the previews of anime games for the ninetendo ds
A_TERRIBLE: now they can
kiru: george bush doesnt care about planet gamecube
A_TERRIBLE: thank you
A_TERRIBLE: for just 2 dollars a day
A_TERRIBLE: you can support a review of soul caliber 3
kiru: this here is XxXSephiroph_BLadEZXxX
kiru: in two months he will be banned
kiru: without your help
A_TERRIBLE: [MatrixKillaz]Ne0124 doesn't ask for much in life
A_TERRIBLE: he just wants a poll questioning which matrix character would be the coolest in real life
A_TERRIBLE: if you just donate your time
A_TERRIBLE: he can have that
kiru: it doesnt take much
kiru: just some webspace to host pictures of her underage chest
A_TERRIBLE: lol
kiru: and AnGeL_EyEZ can find love on the internet
kiru: the love she deserves
A_TERRIBLE_DAD is listening to U2 - Do They Know Starcraft 2 Comes Out Today?
A_TERRIBLE_DAD is listening to U2 - Where the Team Deathmatch Maps Have No Name
kiru: when they took away the pedophiles forum, I said nothing
kiru: when they took away the furry scat porn forum, I said nothing
kiru: when they take away my Ninja Gaiden forum, there will be no one left to post about it
A_TERRIBLE: 1 image macro is hilarious
A_TERRIBLE: 1 million image macros is a gold thread
kiru: where were YOU when the poke thread was deleted?
flapdragon: 1 million image macros of monty python makes you an internet superstar
A_TERRIBLE: I...I could have saved more threads about if George Bush was a monkey
flapdragon: i have a dream
flapdragon: where all our brothers can post about butt monkeys and ninjas
flapdragon: and be free of discrimination
A_TERRIBLE: I do not dream of a pirate America
A_TERRIBLE: or a ninja America
A_TERRIBLE: or a Chuck Norris America
A_TERRIBLE: a Family Guy avatar America
A_TERRIBLE: a 32 year old virgin America
A_TERRIBLE: I believe in a United States
A_TERRIBLE: of posting about times when you owned theists
flapdragon: ask not what ninja gaiden forum can do for you
flapdragon: but what you can do for ninja gaiden forum
A_TERRIBLE: we shall overcome our moms telling us it's time to get off the computer
flapdragon: a day which will live in infamy
flapdragon: this fuckhole on the internet made fun of my naruto/indiana jones crossover fanfic
flapdragon: and made me drop my shandy in disgust
kiru: unforgivable
A_TERRIBLE: lol
A_TERRIBLE: an iron wall has fallen over the forums
A_TERRIBLE: I can read your posts
A_TERRIBLE: The world can read your posts
A_TERRIBLE: and the shitwaffles that made fun of my anime thread will definitely read your posts
flapdragon: i made them stop however
flapdragon: with an offer they couldnt refuse
flapdragon: i threatened to find their home address online and post it all over the internet
A_TERRIBLE: before the forum was goatse'd
A_TERRIBLE: we thought registering could protect us from attack
A_TERRIBLE: now we know that isn't true
flapdragon: hey falcony bro u still around
flapdragon: i have a funny monty python lolcat i want to send to you

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Submitted By: ...
Two days ago (sunday night) I cried myself to sleep. This girl (I will refer to her as Sarah) I have been obsessed with since 3rd grade threw a birthday party on saturday, it was a pretty casual house party, so people brought friends along, of course I was not invited (no girl would ever invite me to a party), but my friend asked me to come along, and of course I jumped at the opportuinity.

Around an hour into the party, it happened that me and Sarah were alone in the kitchen while others danced and talked in the living room. I was there to get a drink, and when I came in and saw her by the fridge, a deep shocking, sinking feeling almost paralysed me with fear, as I just stood there staring at her for about 5 seconds (I am absolutely TERRIFIED of females, especially Sarah, I had no idea she would be in there alone). When she looked at me I quickly glanced away in shame. After about 10 awkward seconds of me staring at the floor and her standing there awkwardly, she finally spoke.

"Uh, hi, you're frank, right?"
"No. Francis."
"Oh, but it's frank for short, right?"
"No."
"Sorry, I must have you confused with someone else."

I couldn't think of anything to say.

"Want a drink?"
"Yeah. Thanks.

She handed me a beer.

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!"

I just tried to tell her I was straight edge (and therefore didn't drink), but I was so nervous when she approached me physically that it came out in what sounded like a confontational shout which totally wasn't what I intended.

"Sorry, uh there's a diet pepsi if you like"
"I don't drink diet soft drinks, they are carginogens."
"Oh.."

I couldn't stand the fear of being near her any more, so I scurried away and (again in that nervous shout) blurted out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and heard her say "thanks" as I walked back into the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom where I literally collapsed and started shivering on the floor with fear, tears came from my eyes. After about 5 minutes of just lying there I composed myself and went downstairs again. For the rest of the party I pretty much avoided her and talked with some people I knew.

When me and my friend got back home to my house and played a little PS2 for about half an hour, he left and I said bye. It was at this point I realised he had left his cell phone. As I was about to call him to tell him, it suddenly struck me that he probably had Sarah's number on his phone. I literally sat there for 45 minutes shivering with both anticipation and fear as I saw the number across the screen, begging me to call.

Simple. I'd just call her up, apologise for the awkwardness and ask her if she wanted to get coffee some time. The only problem was this was about the scariest thing imaginable. I felt my body ache with fear as I tried to press the "CALL" button on the cell phone several times but was too scared. I got a disconnecting feeling as if none of this was actually happening to me, like maybe it was all a dream. When I finally got the courage to call, my heart raced as I heard the dial tone.

"Hello?"
"Hey, sorry about earlier, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for coffee some time ?(WHAT THE FUCK was I thinking??)"
"Sorry, who is this calling?"

I (stupidly) hadn't anticipated she would ask who it was. the question caught me totally off guard. I thought of just saying my name, or giving a fake name, or shouting out "your worst fucking nightmare", or avoiding the question, and a host of other ideas over the course of about 5 seconds. I was too stunned to even reply.

Another 5 seconds of silence.

"Are you still there?"
"Yeah...sorry, I.. it's"
"Oh, Francis right?
I was silent again
"Sorry yeah, I - I'm pretty busy lately but maybe- uh I'll call you another time if i get time to go out uh (I could regognize that she had no intention of calling me), what's your number?"
I gave her my number.
"Ok, well bye!"
"Bye."

As I hung up and put the phone down, the realization of what had just happened hit me like a wrecking ball, I collapsed on the sofa and fell asleep with exaustion. About 5 minutes later I get a call.

"Hello?"
A male voice.
"Is this francis?"
"Yeah uh who is this?"
"I'm just calling to give you a friendly warning, stay away from Sarah, okay? She's my girlfriend, and she has no interest in you whatsoever, you're a creep."

The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.

"FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.
"Man you're fucked up in the head aren't you. I'm WARNING you, stay away."

He hung up.

I literally let out a massive scream of both sadness jealousy anger and fear that gripped my entire body. I went to bed and got about 2 hours of sleep.

The next (sunday) morning, I got up feeling like absolute shit. As I always do to when I feel terrible, I force myself to walk outside, go to the mall (5 min walk) where there are lots of people, and buy something or run into someone I know. I couldn't find anyone I knew, so I bought a milkshake and walked out the front enterance, where I saw something that made my heart skip.

Sarah and some guy (probably her boyfriend?) walking into the mall. I saw her glance with shock at me and quickly look away trying to make it seem as if she hadn't noticed me. I rushed towards her.

"SARAH!" I shouted

Her boyfriend turned around with shock and saw me.

"ARE YOU FRANCIS?" he asked angrily.

I stood there staring.

"Get out of here man, we don't want anything to do with you, understand?"

"FUCK YOU, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!"

As a rage overcameme me, I rushed forward and threw my milkshake as hard as I possibly could at the bastard, totally missing him and tripping over myself in the process. What happened next was the worst feeling I had ever felt.

Sarah stood there laughing at me. The expression on her beautiful face, half disgust half laughter made me feel terrible like I never imagined I could. I hated her guts at that moment.

"YOU CUNT!" I yelled.

Her eyes widened, even her boyfriend looked shocked and the three of us stood there staring for maybe 5 seconds.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!!" I yelled as I rushed at her. She made made me feel so terrible it physically hurt in my stomach. I was about to fucking attack her. I couldn't believe it. It was like some force was controlling me and like I had no control at all. God fucking damn I'm stupid when I'm angry and upset. Before I could reach her, her boyfriend grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me to the ground.

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING WEIRDO AND BE THANKFUL I DONT FUCKING KILL YOU!!"

I rushed for him with every ounce of anger and strength in my body and groaned as his fist connected with my tummy, winding and incapacitating me. He stared for a second, as if he hadn't expected me to be so easily beaten, before he and Sarah both ran off in a panic. I knew there was no way I could take him, and that he probably went to go get security. These facts, coupled with my crippling social awkwardness and the fact that people all over were staring at me like some kind of freak caused me to run home, totally defeated, clutching my tummy.

That night I considered suicide. My parents aren't home until next week and I felt an aching loneliness. I never went through with it, but have been left crippled emotionally. I havn't gone to school either today or yesterday. My parents will kill me when they get home. I'm a fucking failure of a human being.

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Submitted By: Shacker
[06:22] <Nitro> make sure ur stupid fresh
[06:22] <Nitro> wear a tuxedo
[06:22] <Leo> jesus
[06:22] <@jimmycracker> wut thats gay
[06:22] <Nitro> and some dope cologne
[06:22] <Leo> hardflip said to cut my hair short
[06:22] <@jimmycracker> its a fucking wii game
[06:22] <Nitro> rofl
[06:22] <Nitro> jimmy shut the fuck up
[06:22] <LordNagash> jimmy just cause you have no class
[06:22] <Nitro> go pretend to be arab
[06:22] <@ted> ROFL
[06:23] <@jimmycracker> you play wii in a tuxedo you look like a fag, period
[06:23] <@ted> jimmy you truly are fucking autistic
[06:23] <Nitro> jimmy i wasnt being fuckin serious
[06:23] <Nitro> jesus christ
[06:23] <LordNagash> guys it's not jimmys fault he can't pick up sarcasm
[06:23] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahha
[06:23] <LordNagash> he has a condition
[06:24] <@jimmycracker> nagash aren't you going on fucking 30
[06:25] <@jimmycracker> even the biggest fucking goons in their 20's have gotten their dick sucked
[06:25] <LordNagash> not unless '24' is going on 30
[06:25] <Nicholas> jimmy, you suck nagash's dick ALL THE TIME
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> LOL
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> nvshakcer
[06:25] <Nitro> lol
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> out of left field
[06:25] <Nitro> this is ice cold
[06:25] <@jimmycracker> its called having heart nigga
[06:26] <Nitro> rofl
[06:26] <@jimmycracker> u suck each other's dicks all the time tho
[06:26] <@ted> ice cold like the raw hamburger im running through my printer
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> i have net heart nigga
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ice cold like my autistic microbrew
[06:26] <LordNagash> oh man from the outfield
[06:26] <LordNagash> shacker comes in
[06:26] <Nitro> nothing better than having a sexy bear suck your dick off
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ice cold like masturbating into a meatball in a walk in freezer while michael chiklis is a different kind of dad
[06:27] <LordNagash> hahaha
[06:28] <Nitro> yo jimmy
[06:28] <Nitro> how juiced are you about the final season of shield
[06:28] <Nitro> cuz i'm fuckin juiced
[06:29] <@jimmycracker> like, 7/10 juiced
[06:29] <Nicholas> jimmy is 30% autism at all times, it's a necessity
[06:29] <@ted> juiced like vic mackey slamming a nigger's head through a plate glass window while firing a nuclear missile at the pentagon in the name of fighting crime
[06:30] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> juiced like kicking an eagle into the grand canyon which is filled with napalm while a hamburger truck careens into a printer factory and rap from 1992 blasts from my asshole
[06:31] <@jimmycracker> nicholas you look like someone shit on your face
[06:31] <@jimmycracker> im serious
[06:31] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ICEBURN
[06:31] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HEADHSOT
[06:31] <LordNagash> rofl
[06:32] <Nicholas> jim you need to work on your pickup lines
[06:32] <@ted> yo he was serious guys
[06:32] <@ted> none of this shit
[06:32] <@ted> he was serious
[06:32] <@ted> this is real talk here
[06:32] <@ted> rip bernie mac
[06:32] <@ted> rip isaac hayes
[06:32] <@ted> with that notion
[06:32] <@ted> serious talk session #12463423 has begun
[06:32] <@ted> the honorable james fenimore cracker presiding
[06:32] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article one
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> someone shit on your face
[06:33] <@ted> article two
[06:33] <@ted> i just got some skoal apple pouches anyone wanna dip
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article three
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> im a cop
[06:33] <@ted> article four
[06:33] <@ted> but hes a different kind of cop
[06:33] <Nitro> wut
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article five its your house
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> addendum I but its my world
[06:34] <@ted> article six
[06:34] <@ted> i just got some skoal apple pouches anyone wanna dip
[06:34] <@jimmycracker> hey yo
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article seven
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> speculation on how much hamburger trombley eats
[06:34] <@jimmycracker> since you and shacker apparently love tasting semen so much
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HOLY SHIT
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <@jimmycracker> why dont you just get it over with and fucking snowball
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <@ted> KRRRRRRRR
[06:35] <@ted> MAY DAY MAY DAY
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HEADHSOT
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE HAVE FLAG ON THE PLAY
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TOO MUCH OWNAGE
[06:35] <@ted> WE HAVE ENGINE FAILURE IN ENGINES 1 2 AND 3
[06:35] <@ted> OUR SYSTEM CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH DISSING
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT ON THE GENERALS FACE THIS WAR IS OVER
[06:36] <@ted> TROLL 225 IM BAILING OUT OVER
[06:36] <LordNagash> OH GOD THE COCKPIT IS ON FIRE
[06:36] <@ted> brahsdsdaksdhansdjbASDNBASKLJDAHSDLASDHASKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[06:36] <@jimmycracker> real talk im not the one who shoots skeet into my mouth
[06:36] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TELL MY WIFE SHE LOVES SEMEN AND TASTING IIIIIIIIIIIIT
[06:36] <Nicholas> god bentest stop trying to taste my semen jimmy is right I WANT TO CUDDLE FIRST
[06:36] <Nitro> rofl
[06:36] <Nitro> @ ted eating semen
[06:37] <Nitro> yo
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> nvs i have a message from the frontlines
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> its bad
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> do you want to hear it
[06:37] <Nicholas> oh god
[06:37] <Nicholas> I don't know if I can take it
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> someone stop
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> took stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> a shit stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> on your face stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> im sorry
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the 109th ownage brigade came in
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and there was nothing to be doen
[06:38] <LordNagash> hahaha
[06:38] <Nicholas> oh god
[06:38] <Nicholas> the horror
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> let me tell you what war is
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> war is when youre out of hamburger
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and you grab a load of shit
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and that load of shit
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> is your friends face
[06:39] <Leo> LMFAO
[06:39] <Leo> 5'd
[06:39] <@ted> BREAKING NEWS: legendary trolls ted kennedy and NVShacker have been rushed to a new mexico burn ward after being severely dissed by legendary autistic and middle school basketball champion, james fenimore cracker
[06:39] <LordNagash> 555
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> emperor cracker of the northeast region has demanded a million cases of nigger neds microbrew and graham crackers by the pound for a cease fire
[06:40] <LordNagash> an officer with his hat off stands at NVShacker's parents house
[06:40] <@ted> ted is listed in critical but stable condition, while shacker reportedly "looks like someone took a shit on his face". more details whenever we figure out what the fuck that means
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> when told it could take a long time for teh shipment to arrive
[06:40] <Leo> jesus
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the emperor reportedly bellowed I CAN DO THE EARS
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> *years
[06:40] <LordNagash> 'mrs shacker, I'm sorry to say your son was horrifically burned in a trolling operation on the front line'
[06:40] <@ted> ROFL
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <LordNagash> rooofl
[06:42] <@ted> THIS JUST IN
[06:42] <@jimmycracker> hey ted how's your virtual drug operation going
[06:42] <Nicholas> oh god, ted's drug empire has been set alight
[06:42] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> today emperor cracker had harsh words for the in recovery ted kennedy, questioning his online drug market
[06:42] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> he then continued to idolize fictional police officers
[06:43] <LordNagash> 'In other news related to this case, ted kennedy's family recieved a mysterious package'
[06:43] <@ted> letters from the infamous galactic admiral cracker have been received by top newsdesk editors around the country
[06:43] <LordNagash> 'all it contained was a hamburger patty, with 'lol owned' printed on it'
[06:44] <@jimmycracker> real talk i had nothing to do with that hamburger bullshit
[06:44] <@ted> all letters are copies of the same manifesto, which denounces communists, arabs, baltimore drug dealers, and "anyone who fukkz wit vik makey, cuz hes a diffrnt kind of cop"
[06:44] <@jimmycracker> some nigga on my msn list thought he could sell a grill that prints niggas faces on it
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the history channel presents
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> a different type of cracker
[06:44] <@ted> a hastily scribbled memo at the bottom reads
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the side of emperor cracker that you never saw
[06:45] <@ted> yo i just got some apple skoal pouches yall niggas wanna dip
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> born in 1995, emperor cracker was taught to own from a young age
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <@ted> nitro
[06:45] <@ted> u wanna dip
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> his grandfather cyrus cracker was one of the most feared owners in the wild west
[06:45] <@ted> i got some apple skoal
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> legend has it that grandpa craacker was on his deathbed
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and commanded young cracker to tell him his face looked like a turd
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> with tears in his eyes the future emperor owned the man who taught him how to
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> there was little time for tears though
[06:46] <LordNagash> hahahahaha
[06:46] <@jimmycracker> stop ocelot you're gonna cause one of your legendary meltdowns
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> fuck
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ownage imminent
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ownage imminent
[06:46] <@ted> BRACE YOURSELVES
[06:46] <@ted> BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
[06:46] <@ted> BATTLESTATIONS MEN
[06:46] <LordNagash> BRACE FOR IMPACT
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> FULL SPEED AHEAD
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE CAN OUTRUN THE OWNAGE IF WE TRY
[06:46] <LordNagash> CLOSE ALL TOPSIDE HATCHES
[06:46] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:46] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TELL MY KIDS
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I WAS OWNED
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> AS AN AMERICAN
[06:47] <@ted> TELL MY WIFE
[06:47] <@ted> I DID IT FOR THE LULZ
[06:47] <LordNagash> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE MAY NEVER MAKE IT TO PARIS BRIDGETTE BUT I GOT OWNED SO YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO
[06:48] <@ted> yo
[06:48] <@ted> breaking news
[06:48] <@ted> armenia just won a bronze medal
[06:49] <Nitro> ROFL
[06:49] <Nicholas> hahaha
[06:49] <LordNagash> they just doubled their GDP
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> how many medals does crackertonia have
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> lmfao
[06:49] <Nitro> yo real talk tho
[06:49] <@jimmycracker> ocelot what are you gonna do when your parents stop forking over all their money to you
[06:49] <Nitro> armenia has balls for playing The Next Episode
[06:49] <LordNagash> OH GOD
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> succumb to your ownage
[06:49] <Nitro> instead of their national anthem
[06:49] <LordNagash> SURPRISE ATTACK
[06:49] <@jimmycracker> dude maybe you can become a billionare without going to cllege
[06:49] <LordNagash> FROM A SUBMARINE
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> BOOM HEADSHOT
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> stealth ownage
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the worst kind
[06:49] <Nicholas> oh god ocelot you have to get rid of all of your money now
[06:49] <@ted> jimmy why the fuck are you even going to college
[06:49] <Nicholas> because jimmy owns it
[06:50] <Nicholas> he owns ALL OF IT
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[06:50] <@ted> theres free programs to find jobs for retards dog
[06:50] <@ted> join one of those
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> i hate you jimmycracker why did you have to own me
[06:50] <LordNagash> my condolences on your recent owning, ocelot
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> after A NIGGAS CAR spent his familys fortune on alcohol he laid in the straight
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and waited to be owned out of his mysery
[06:50] <@ted> yo
[06:50] <@ted> ocelot
[06:51] <@ted> my goondolences g
[06:51] <@ted> do you want some skoal
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> theres nothing you can do
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> oh wait you have dip
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> maybe it will
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> prevent some symptoms
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> of being owned
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> thank you
[06:51] <Nicholas> I heard if you soaked in ranch dressing for an hour you wouldn't be as owned
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> pipe the ranch in immeadiately
[06:51] <@jimmycracker> nigga while you're owning the internet with a virtual drug cartel and sucking your own dick im actually gonna major in arabic
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> tell me how long i have to live
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> THE MINUTES
[06:52] <LordNagash> quick, nurse
[06:52] <Nitro> instead of their national anthem
[06:52] <Nicholas> good arab and bad arab left for the day
[06:52] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody

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Submitted By: dfsfdsf
ted: im gonna be a marine colonel
jim: brb
ted: after watching generation kill
Leo: thief
Leo: warrior
Leo: gladiator
Leo: pedo
Leo: grant me loli
jim: you could show off your dragon tattoo to all the officers
Leo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
Leo: looks like the dragon switched countries
ted: yo
jim: ted you're gonna try and suck your own dick while steering a humvee
jim: and snap your neck
ted: more like im gonna fight for freedom
ted: fighting for your freedom to jack off to a picture of vic mackey you drew on a hamburger
Leo: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg
ted: fuck u jimmy
ted: support our troops
Leo: got milk
jim: remember protocol tho
jim: you'll have to shave off your pube beard
jim: do u really want to do that?
ted: yo i know you got me going down on your mother g but i dont actually have to use a razor to take her off
Leo: wut
jim: yo if u keep sucking cock you'll eventually sound like godfather
jim: you're 80 percent there

826    + (1) -
Submitted By: ted
<ted> i gave your mother a hysterectomy with my cock
[21:06] <Leo> hahahah
[21:06] <Leo> fishing hooks on the end of the dick
[21:06] <Leo> IN N OUT
[21:06] <ted> no nigga
[21:06] <ted> i just pounded that shit hard cowgirl position
[21:06] <ted> then lifted her up and that shit just fell out
[21:07] <ted> like a soup can turned over
[21:07] <Leo> aw
[21:07] <Leo> awwwwwwwwwww
[21:07] <Leo> jesus christ
[21:07] <Leo> that tops my previous mental image
[21:07] <Leo> i'm sittin here, thinking how sad it is that aa's sis can't be a doc
<Nitro> fuck you ted
[21:07] <Leo> and how the most medical research she'll ever be able to participate in is reporting on the taste of cum
[21:07] <Leo> presented to her in shot glasses
[21:08] <jim> rofl
[21:09] <Leo> aa, pix?
[21:10] * Nitro has quit IRC ()
[21:12] <Atari_Addict> leo you think you're getting to me but I haven't been to IRC for months and I'm probably not coming back for months
[21:12] <ted> thats cool
[21:12] <Leo> i know that's why i'm getting some digs in before you leave again
[21:13] <ted> your deaf sister's hearing isnt coming back for life
[21:13] <Leo> you french fried faggot
[21:13] <ted> gg tag team leo o/
[21:13] <Leo> o/\o
[21:15] <Atari_Addict> you live in Switzerland so fuck you cat eater. oh wait I
[21:15] <Atari_Addict> I'm 1/4th Swiss anyways
[21:15] <Atari_Addict> burn on me
[21:17] <Leo> you suck at this
[21:19] <Atari_Addict> I can't make fun of your ethnic group 'cause I don't know what it is
[21:20] <Atari_Addict> and you admit to being a pedo, so, that's more depricating than anything I could possibly type
[21:22] <Leo> you know what
[21:22] <Leo> put your sis on
[21:23] <Leo> she's bound to have better comebacks
[21:23] <Leo> to complement the cum in the back of her throat
[21:25] <jim> http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080801/en_afp/entertainmentfrancemusictokiohotelcrime
[21:27] <Atari_Addict> your so funny leo, I can't wait until someone steals your computer and you can't report it stolen because with all the cp on it, you'd do more time than the robber
[21:29] <Leo> nigga if their pedo stings were worth a damn i'd be locked away already
[21:29] <ted> you're so funny atari addict i cant wait till you die so i can stop laughing
[21:29] <Atari_Addict> ted did I say something funny?
[21:30] <ted> no actually only two thirds of that sentence was true
[21:30] <Leo> i'm starting to think that every time you read about how hundreds of pedos got busted, it's just to scare niggaz
[21:31] <Atari_Addict> at least I don't send pics of my cock to random Internet kids
[21:32] <ted> at least i have a cock
[21:34] <Atari_Addict> or you did until you got it stuck in a pencil sharpener
[21:35] <ted> is that what your mother told you when you saw daddy on top of her naked and asked where his penis went?
[21:38] <Atari_Addict> fyi I never walked in on or heard my parents doing anything, I know in a double wide trailer it's a lot easier to overhear stuff so I'm sorry that you were scarred by that upbringing
[21:39] <ted> oh fuck thats right i forgot your mother threw you in a trash can after giving birth to you in the bathroom of a target
[21:39] <Atari_Addict> we dont have targets in Canada that negates your joke fool
[21:40] <ted> oh fuck you got rescued by a canadian?
[21:40] <ted> you had a worse childhood than i thought
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Submitted By: Shacker
[07:45] * Zeke changes topic to 'LEO, SET THIS CHANNEL FREE BY LETTING ANYONE SET TOPICS'
[07:46] <@Leo> k
* Retrieving #bentest modes...
[07:46] <Zeke> :D
[07:46] * NVShacker changes topic to 'LEO SET THIS CHANNEL FREE BY LETTING ANYONE SET TOPICS'
[07:46] <Zeke> rofl nick, gg
[07:46] <Zeke> THE POWER OF PUNCTUATION IS REVEALED

823    + (5) -
Submitted By: fucked
jim: lol my friend is a dumbass
jim: got a job at the church of scientology
jim: so he could 'infilitrate and expose' or some shit
decoy: lol dumbass
jim: and he signed a contract so now he has to work for them for the next 3 years
jim: and its 150 dollars a month
jim: no joke

822    + (2) -
Submitted By: This theory is questionable
<Marcus> in 3 months im going to be awesome

821    + (2) -
Submitted By: balls mahoney
LordNagash: http://gamecurmudgeons.com/jimmycracker/test/gsf/10.jpg - lol
jim: that was ocelot's favorite
jim: i love the brush in his hair
LordNagash: I dunno what happened to him, man
jim: ocelot and i trolled the shit out of him in one thread
jim: let me find it
jim: o wait i forgot
jim: gamespy made the genius move of turning their search engine to google
jim: DAMMIT
jim: anyway he commented in a thead about daylight savings with something like
jim: "there goes ol bush, taking your energy and spending it in warmongering"
jim: so i was like, "lolollol hahahaha you're so hiarlious and witty!! you really show how bush (not my president!!!) does nothing but MONKEY ardound while darth cheney does all the work?
jim: er exclamation point
LordNagash: lol
jim: then ocelot trolled him and he left the thread
jim: with like
jim: "LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME BUSH CHOKED ON A PRETZEL? NOT TOO SHARP THERE EH DUMBYA?"

820    + (-1) -
Submitted By: bra
jim: just got my eyebrows waxed
jim: holy shit i am sexy
jim: at least an 8.8

819    + (-1) -
Submitted By: sd
jim: omg these past two weeks have been fuckin awesome
jim: me and my nigga took a bunch of pills at 4 am in our dorm
jim: and decided to go trick or treating
jim: so i went as a ballerina and he like a fireman
jim: then we started knocking on ppls doors and pissing off the whole building
jim: i think we got a cigarette
jim: and some spare change
jim: then someone put detergent in this big ass fountain by our dorm
jim: so we swam there and theere were hot chicks swimming there
jim: and then we watched killer klowns from outer space while on valiuma and weed and some other shit
jim: so anyway
jim: life is great
jim: oh yeah i just went on this 2 hour long grueling fucking run
jim: and i came home and there was chili and blue moon and animal crackers and weed waiting for me
jim: and i was fuckin starving
jim: omg am in heaven
jim: life is good

817    + (2) -
Submitted By: ROFL WHITE POWAR
<fin> I've told my family that all I want left of my body when I go is a lingering smell of cigarettes and some unused pubic hair.
<LordNagash> but fin
<LordNagash> you greedy bastard
<LordNagash> what if I need a pubic hair transplant?
<fin> I figure most of my pubes will go to making wigs for black kids with cancer.

814    + (3) -
Submitted By: Shacker
[00:26] <chad> the upfront fee for caricatures is $75 and $20 an hour
[00:26] <chad> I get paid $60 a week at my dumb retail job
[00:26] <chad> so I'm pretty much rushing around trying to set myself up nicely
[00:26] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ahahahah waht
[00:26] <chad> also taking it a bit easy this quarter, tired of stressing out over stuff
[00:26] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> 60 dollars a week?
[00:26] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> what do you do
[00:26] <chad> yep
[00:26] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> work 5 hours a week
[00:27] <chad> work at Brookstone
[00:27] <ted> ROFL
[00:27] <ted> head
[00:27] <chad> umm
[00:27] <ted> my homie works at brookstone
[00:27] <chad> about 15-20
[00:27] <ted> he makes 800 dollars every month
[00:27] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> wait
[00:27] <ted> what the fuck are you doing
[00:27] <chad> I get seriously screwed
[00:27] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> thats impossible
[00:27] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> you can't make that little
[00:27] <ted> ROFL
[00:27] <ted> head
[00:27] <ted> seriously bro
[00:27] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> holy shit ahahhahahahah you are a fucking doormat
[00:27] <@Zeke> what hte fuck
[00:27] <ted> my homie work those same hours
[00:27] <chad> oh, I am
[00:27] <ted> at the same fucking store
[00:27] <chad> I also have the highest selling percentage there
[00:27] <ted> he gets $800 a month
[00:27] <@Zeke> Chad is this at least after tax?
[00:27] <ted> ROFL
[00:27] <ted> WHAT THE FUCK
[00:27] <ted> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
[00:27] <chad> yeas Zeke
[00:27] <ted> head
[00:27] <chad> yes*
[00:27] <ted> my nigga hits a bowl in the stockroom
[00:27] <ted> every day
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> i know this bitch who can barely smoke a cigarette without lighting her tits on fire and she somehow manages to get 400 dollars a week from hollister and works there 10 hours a week basically
[00:28] <@Zeke> Man, even that...fuck
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> so jesus christ what are you doing
[00:28] <chad> umm
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> your wage is 3 dollars an hour
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ROFL

813    + (3) -
Submitted By: jimmy kill yourself
[00:09] <jim> check the quotes page
[00:09] <jim> im a fuckin pimp
[00:10] <LordNagash> ...
[00:11] <LordNagash> I don't see any sex happening in that
[00:11] <jim> it will
[00:11] <LordNagash> all I see is you wasting 80 dollars
[00:11] <jim> when i call her later
[00:11] <LordNagash> and getting thrown out of a strip club
[00:11] <jim> nigga i guarantee they broke it off
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ...
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> this is just so
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> i can't laugh
[00:11] <jim> this shit takes time
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> have you ever though of trying to like
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> talk to another girl
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> like a normal person
[00:12] <LordNagash> yeah it's gone past funny
[00:12] <LordNagash> into just
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> not being an insane vindicative goon
[00:12] <LordNagash> wtf
[00:12] <jim> im gonna call her tomorrow and we're gonna fuck
[00:12] <jim> real talk
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> no
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> not gonna happen
[00:13] <LordNagash> jimmy
[00:13] <LordNagash> just no
[00:13] <jim> and im gonna call the strip club to see if she got fired
[00:13] <jim> in a few minutes
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> GOON JUSTICE
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> FUCKING VAPID CUNTS
[00:13] <LordNagash> when she calms the fuck down
[00:13] <ted> jimmy are you still faded
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I'LL TEACH THEM
[00:13] <LordNagash> he will go 'seriously that creepy guy paid her to say that'
[00:14] <LordNagash> and then a) she will never talk to you again and b) he will kick your ass
[00:14] <jim> yo im ready for anything
[00:14] <jim> like i sad ive been working out
[00:14] <jim> *said
[00:14] <LordNagash> ROFL
[00:14] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> HAHAHAHAH
[00:14] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> have you grown 2 feet nigga
[00:14] <ted> jimmy i fucking love you bro
[00:15] <ted> in the way i love the retarded kid i saw flip his wheelchair today and eat shit
[00:15] <LordNagash> have you been bench pressing spaceships or something
[00:15] <LordNagash> that is the only way I can see you beating a guy that much taller than you
[00:15] <ted> GOOD BOYFRIEND AND BAD BOYFRIEND LEFT FOR THE DAY
[00:15] <ted> IM A DIFFERENT KIND OF BOYFRIEND
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> wiat
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> wait
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ROFL
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jimmy is doing like
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> vic mackey tactics in real life
[00:16] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> that just dawned on me
[00:16] <LordNagash> hahahhahaha
[00:16] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> are you gonna punch a bald eagle next week to woe her jimmy
[00:16] <LordNagash> ROFL
[00:17] <ted> jimmcracker: mackguyver
[00:17] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jimmy is social macguyver
[00:17] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he can turn a middle school obsession into a restraining order LIKE THAT
[00:18] <LordNagash> hahahhaha
[00:19] <LordNagash> what I can't understand about this whole thing
[00:19] <LordNagash> is why they turned up at the strip club at all
[00:20] <jim> they tried to fuck with me
[00:20] <jim> but like i said
[00:20] <jim> im as cool as a fan
[00:22] <ted> ........................................................
[00:22] <ted> WHOA GUY
[00:22] <LordNagash> so they tried to fuck with you.... by turning up at the arranged meeting place?
[00:22] <LordNagash> Is that some arderkrag logic??
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one man
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one woman
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one child
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> SHE IS MY DESTINY
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FROM ME
[00:23] <LordNagash> haha
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[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> the strip club that will decide the future...
[00:23] <LordNagash> if you were gonna make this into a movie
[00:23] <LordNagash> you'd have to have the jimmy WORKOUT montage
[00:23] |<-- Moe_Rahn has left irc.mandog.com (Read error: Unknown error)
[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> rofl
[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he's blasting tupac and wrapping hamburgers around his dick
[00:24] <LordNagash> hahaha
[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> and researching statuatory rape laws
[00:24] <EdOscuro> hahah
[00:28] <jim> HOLY SHIT
[00:28] <jim> IJUSTCALLED
[00:28] <jim> SHE GOT FUCKIN FIRED
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> CONGRATULATIONS
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> YOU'RE A VINDICATIVE FAGGOT
[00:28] <jim> this is awesome
[00:28] <LordNagash> HOORAY YOU GOT SOMEONE UNEMPLOYED
[00:29] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> hahahahaha
[00:29] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> asperger's leaves a path of destruction
[00:29] <ted> ayo yall nigguz i gotta one up jimmy cracker
[00:29] <LordNagash> YOU'RE A FUCKIN' HERO

812    + (3) -
Submitted By: oh dear
*** jimpoon is now known as jim
jim: OMFG
jim: i am still roflinig
jim: so i go to meet her at the club and who shows up
jim: but HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND
EdOscuro: jimmy
jim: he's like 6'5, trying to intimindate me through subtext and shit
EdOscuro: this isn't just bad luck, is it
jim: "hey hows it goin"
jim: "you met my girlfriend?"
[BTFzor]Oc: [21:13]<jim>he's like 6'5, trying to intimindate me through subtext and shit
[BTFzor]Oc: [21:13]<EdOscuro>this isn't just bad luck, is it
[BTFzor]Oc: [21:13]<jim>"hey hows it goin"
[BTFzor]Oc: WOW WHAT A FUCKING PRICK
jim: little does he know im cool as a fan
EdOscuro: subtext
EdOscuro: jimmy did you get the footage
EdOscuro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQL3N57TQE
jim: so hes like, "cmon lets go to the club"
jim: we all walk in and start talking and shit
jim: and i slowly realize this guy is a huge fucking pussy
jim: who couldnt even kick my ass if he tried
EdOscuro: did you stuff a ball gag in his mouth and ride him like a pony
jim: so yeah we're talking for a while and im like yo i have to take a piss
jim: so i go to the back and hall and i see these two strippers by the bathroom
jim: and i get a fuckin genius idea
jim: im like, "yo ill pay you 40 bucks if you to that 5'6 faggot with the polo shirt next to the blonde"
EdOscuro: yeah? yes? you said yes
jim: "and be like 'hey long time no see'"
*** Signoff: Nitro (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
EdOscuro: haha
jim: 'you still want that lapdance?'
EdOscuro: rofl
jim: at first she refuses
jim: and i haggle a little bit
jim: "okay 60"
EdOscuro: shoulda been like it's my friend
jim: "sorry"
jim: "70?"
jim: then she pauses
EdOscuro: yeah I know how haggling works jimmy
EdOscuro: you ended up paying $2000
jim: and shes like, "okay, fine, 80"
jim: this is a lot of fuckin money but i reckon its worth it
EdOscuro: jimmy you shoulda been like
jim: so i tell her to wait until i take a piss and come back so i can see this shit
EdOscuro: yo that's my brother over there, we're playing a prank on him
EdOscuro: but hey whatever works, I guess...
jim: so yeah i go over there, sit down and start chatting with both of them
jim: then that stripper comes up and does her thing
jim: "you liked that dance i gave you the other night honey"
jim: im trying to keep a straight face
jim: the blonde chick im trying to fuck gets all shocked
jim: the dude is kinda speechless at first
jim: then hes like
jim: "okay how much did he pay you to say that"
jim: im thinking fuck this guy is perceptive
jim: this may not work
jim: BUT THE BLONDE DOESNT BUY IT
jim: she gets fucking pissed and storms out of the club
jim: and the dude shoots me this furious look and runs after her
jim: im laughing my ass off
jim: and get this
EdOscuro: i'm sitting down
jim: there was this other stripper next to the bathroom who heard the whole thing
jim: so she fucking narcs on me
jim: and the bouncer throws me out of the club
jim: onto the curb
jim: so im blazed and still laughing my ass off
EdOscuro: mission accomplished?
[BTFzor]Oc: all american badass
jim: i dunno, im probably gonna call her again
jim: dunno what to say yet
[BTFzor]Oc: ...
EdOscuro: i agree with ocelot
[BTFzor]Oc: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jim: once my head clears im gonna mack on her

811    + (1) -
Submitted By: genius!
jimm: once we get back to my place im not even gonna say a word
Nitro: in a trailer
Nitro: with that ugly bitch
ted: jimmy you could maybe be a mascot or a worker at hot dog on a stick
Nitro: forever
jimm: just gonna drop my pants and tell her to put it in her mouth
ted: yeah thats gonna work bro
ted: for sure
Nitro: donkey punch her
jimm: nah shes too sweet for that

810    + (3) -
Submitted By: ...
jimm: SHE FUCKIN CALLED ME BACK
jimm: wants to meet me later tonight
nyopallo: yo
nyopallo: she's gonna introduce you to her boyfriend
jimm: no she wants me to bone her
jimm: i could tell by her voice
*** Signoff: SithToast (Quit: Client Exiting)
jimm: plus ive been working out
jimm: she brings anyone along i can probably knock him out with one blow
Nick: ok who are you an alt for
Nick: come on dude you can tell us
Sieglove: sieglove
jimm: im gonna eat her out for like 10 mins
jimm: shes gonna be loving that shit

809    + (1) -
Submitted By: spergin ain't easy
[21:33] <jimm> hmm i might invite that chick to a strip club with my buddy
[21:33] <jimm> ltr tonight
[21:33] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> the christian chick
[21:33] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> genius
[21:34] <jimm> not all of them are prudes
[21:34] <jimm> we'll see
[21:35] <jimm> im open to whatever
[21:35] <jimm> she should be too
[21:35] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> someone's in for a night of meatballs
[21:36] <jimm> with any luck ill have pounded her by the end of the night
[21:36] <Nitro> enshrouded in meatballs
[21:36] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> jimmy she has a boyfriend and is a christian who you said kept her virginity till college
[21:36] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> how do you propose having sex with her
[21:37] <jimm> actually i dunno if she's a virgin
[21:37] <jimm> thats just a guess
[21:37] <[BTFzor]Ocelot_> how are you going to mack on her jimmy
[21:37] <jimm> i dunno ill think of something
[21:37] <Nitro> gg jimmy
[21:37] <Nitro> u have confidence
[21:38] <jimm> wuts new with u nitro
[21:51] <jimm> ?
[21:54] <jimm> okay just left her a message
[21:54] <jimm> i know she wants me
[21:55] <jimm> im gonna be nut deep in pussy in a few hours
[21:55] <jimm> srsly

808    + (1) -
Submitted By: Shacker
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> hey dude ban sieglove
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:23] <@Nicholas> I'm not banning anyone
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:24] <@Nicholas> I'm content with knowing I can ban sieglove whenever I want
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:24] <kiru> ban jaffar
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> yeah
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jesus you're too type b to ban and sieglove can't ban without consulting athena
[18:25] <Nicholas> [14:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> this fucking channel

805    + (5) -
Submitted By: Roe v Wade
<fin> fuck yes
<fin> bree ain't pregnant
<[BTFzor]Ocelot_> gg
<[BTFzor]Ocelot_> now i'll collect my fee
* [BTFzor]Ocelot_ takes off punching glove

804    + (2) -
Submitted By: Leo
<Nicholas> ok I played vampire some more
<Nicholas> I am now totally out of ammo besides my .38
<Nicholas> so I am using a katana
<Nicholas> which makes my vampire quite goony
<Nicholas> especially since he hasn o skill with it

803    + (2) -
Submitted By: Pro Smoker
[17:18] ted: hahaha
[17:19] ted: a few days back i left during fifth period to go buy cigarettes
[17:19] ted: i pick up my pack from the counter
[17:19] ted: look up
[17:19] [BTFzor]Ocelot: time slowed down
[17:19] ted: most bulldyke bitch lesbian english teacher in the school is standing behind me
[17:20] ted: glaring at me
[17:20] ted: then walks up hi pack of parliaments pls ^____^
[17:20] [BTFzor]Ocelot: rofl
[17:20] ted: fucking whore
[17:20] ted: judges me for being a 16 year old smoker
[17:20] ted: im not the one calling in a fucking substitute for my job
[17:20] ted: so i can go feed my addiction
[17:21] ted: i wish i was in her class
[17:21] ted: just to zhazh on her for that

801    + (3) -
Submitted By: DocSar
[21:41] jim: man
[21:41] jim: if i can sell a 4th pound of weed to bbh
[21:41] jim: thats gonna be fucking huge
[21:42] [BTFzor]DocSar: JIMMYSLANGER
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: IM DA DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DA DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: IM DA DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: ONCE U MOVE 4 OUNCES TO AN INTERNET FRIEND
[21:42] [BTFzor]Ocelot: MONEYS GONNA BE COMIN WIT NO END
[21:43] [BTFzor]Ocelot: COP DAT SHIELD DVD AND WATCH IT ON A FLATSCREEN
[21:43] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BUY YOUR MOMS A NEW CAR AND SOME BOTTLES OF MANGOSTEEN
[21:44] ted: JIMMY DA CRACKER
[21:44] ted: MY NAMES JIMMY
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: COP THE MEATBALLS AND THE WIRE TOO
[21:44] ted: PLUS I GOT DAT CRACK
[21:44] ted: ER
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: IT DONT MATTER IF YO BALLS IS BLUE
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: CAUSE YO THE
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: THE DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE DOPE DOPE DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: JIMMY CRACKER IS THE DOPE MAN
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: THE DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:44] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE DA DOPE DA DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:45] [BTFzor]Ocelot: NOW FLIP U A POUND YOU PRINTED LIKE A GROUND ROUND
[21:45] [BTFzor]Ocelot: MONEY COMIN IN ALL AROUND TOWN
[21:45] [BTFzor]Ocelot: THEM BOYS SNAPPING PICTURES SO YOU TAIL DEM BACK
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: MOTHERFUCKERS ABOUT TO HAVE A VIC MACKEY ATTACK
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: YOUR MONEYS COMING TOO FAST AND YOU NEED IT WASHED
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: AND U CANT THINK OF A RHYME FOR WASHED SO ******
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BUT U THE
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DOPE DA DOPE DA DOPE MAN NIGGA
[21:56] jim: yo srsly nigga im making mad proit
[21:56] jim: profit
[21:57] jim: plus dat extra dank shit on the side
[21:57] [BTFzor]Ocelot: rofl jimmy waht are you gonna do if you get caught
[21:58] jim: fuck that
[21:58] jim: no ones catching me
[21:59] [BTFzor]DocSar: jimmy this is your conscience speaking
[21:59] [BTFzor]DocSar: just kidding it's the DEA open your fucking door scumbag
[21:59] Redping: hahaha
[22:02] [BTFzor]Ocelot: jimmy
[22:02] [BTFzor]Ocelot: if you got to jail
[22:02] [BTFzor]Ocelot: make tons of contacts
[22:02] [BTFzor]Ocelot: and become the kingpin of the northwest
[22:03] jim: yo i can handle the years
[22:03] [BTFzor]Ocelot: ROFL
[22:03] jim: if i get busted
[22:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: oh my god
[22:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: i can't breathe
[22:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: that is the funniest thing you have ever said jimmy
[22:06] [BTFzor]Ocelot: NEXT ON OZ
[22:07] [BTFzor]Ocelot: A NEW INMATE SHAPES THINGS UP

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[04:05] <jim> yo wuts it called when a chick snorts coke off your dick while you're taking a shit
[04:05] <Nicholas> a jimmy
[04:05] <Leo> WAT
[04:05] <Nitro> hahaha
[04:05] <LordNagash> haha
[04:06] <LordNagash> no a jimmy is when you write fanfiction on a meat patty while a cat vibrates on your dick

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Zeke: I'll man up, when chad gets his sex change, I'll throw him a pity lay, just to make up for all the shit I've said about him.
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ted: JESUS FUCKING CHRIS
ted: I
Nitro: zeke
Nitro: what the fuck
ted: OH M
chad: ...
chad: what the fuck?
chad: dude
Leo: WQT
Leo: WAT
Nitro: jesus dude
Nitro: what the hell
chad: that is honestly, and I go to an art school, the GAYEST THING EVER SAID
ted: BRO
ted: YOU DO NOT
ted: HAVE MAKE UP SEX
ted: WITH OTHER MEN
ted: WHAT THE FUCK
chad: Jesus Christ
chad: I make dumb comments, but that was blatantly gay
chad: I'm sorry
Leo: don't overdo it chad
Leo: you're still homo numero uno
chad: Zeke is creeping up with a comment like that
Leo: unless you top zeke
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ted: no zeke has surpassed head
ted: LOL
Nitro: rofl
Leo: zeke's on his way to north royalton
Leo: with gardening shears
Nitro: with his dick half cocked

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[23:14] Nick: I could probably still masturabte with gay porn playing

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[03:36] jim: nvbot do you have aids
[03:36] NVbot: I like to work in dee aids ward.
[03:36] Wolfy: ROFL
[03:36] Wolfy: nvbot mary jane
[03:37] NVbot: You rollin ma nigga?
[03:37] Wolfy: hAHAHPAPHPA
[03:37] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahahahahahhahaahaa

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[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: when I'm rich
[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna start a film company
[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: BenTest Productions
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: and make really pretentious black and white movies
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: to get respect from the film industry
[04:22] LordNagash: hahahah
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: then get a big budget
[04:22] Zeke: haha
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: and out of fucking nowhere
[04:22] LordNagash: dude I am so in for that
[04:22] Zeke: Subtitles, even tohugh the movie is in english dog
[04:22] Zeke: Subtitles always mean cred.
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: yes
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: make a fuckin movie called like
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: Mug Shot
[04:22] LordNagash: Ocelot you need to hire me to act in these movies
[04:22] LordNagash: in blackface
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: wait not mugshot
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL nagash
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: I would call it
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: yeah mug shot
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: and make it be a wacky comedy
[04:23] LordNagash: and I will speak in an upper class english accent
[04:23] LordNagash: for no reason
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: about a ceo of a struggling mug company
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: who has to become and FBI agent
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: or some shit
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: like Who's Your Caddy style premises
[04:23] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: and just because my name is on it
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: art fags would have to pretend it's grat
[04:23] Zeke: oh god
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:24] LordNagash: A SIMPLE ALIEN FROM ZARGLAF NINE
[04:24] LordNagash: TRIES TO FIT IN
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: I would make a movie called Dick In The Wall
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:24] LordNagash: WORKING AT THE LOCAL LANDSCAPE GARDENING STORE
[04:24] Zeke: WAIT, THEY MADE THAT MOVIE
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: it would look like a serious drug dealer movie
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: dude is handing money to a hole in the wall
[04:24] Zeke: THE BROTHER FROM OUTER SPACE
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: and gets a bag of coke at the other hole
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: then he goes up one day
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: UH OH!
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: instead of grabbing the yayo
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: he gets a big dick in his hand
[04:24] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:24] Zeke: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087004/ I gotta fuckin' see this
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: I don't know how I'd make it more than 5 minutes
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: but I'd do it
[04:25] LordNagash: rofl
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: my best idea
[04:25] Zeke: You'd find a way Ocelot. You'd find a way.
[04:25] LordNagash: just like
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: this is great btw
[04:25] LordNagash: do the same thing over and over
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler is inexpilicably a major league baseball coach
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: and he gets into a fight with a jewish umpire
[04:25] LordNagash: HAHAHAHA
[04:25] Zeke: "I got the idea from Run Lola Run, and thought if four was good, 20 would be even better!"
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: and bud selig
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: played by nagash
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: is like
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: THATS IT HITLER
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU'RE GOING TO THE LITTLE LEAUGES!
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: and it would be called
[04:26] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: 3 Reichs and You're Out
[04:26] LordNagash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler and this jewish coach form a rivalry
[04:26] LordNagash: that
[04:26] Scottzor: roflhoff
[04:26] LordNagash: is the best idea
[04:26] LordNagash: ever
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: and there will be be an entire sequence where they try to "get" each other
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: the jewish coach, David Dickstein
[04:26] Zeke: Oh god that's awesome
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: he does shit like unscrewing the salt on hitler's salt shaker
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: but then the two teams are in a pizza parlor
[04:26] LordNagash: Hitler rigs home plate to be a gas chamber
[04:27] Wolfy: the jewishh tam is too cheap to buy baseballs
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler sees dickstein near an oven
[04:27] Wolfy: and uses matza balls
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: and tries to push him in
[04:27] LordNagash: hahahaahahaha Ocelot
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: but his team is like
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: HIIIITLER!!!!
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: and there's a pivotal point
[04:27] LordNagash: and hitler
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: where hitler finds out
[04:27] LordNagash: turns to the camera
[04:27] LordNagash: and shrugs and winks
[04:27] Scottzor: jewish coach buys a hot dog and hitler winks at the camera and says "not hot enough!"
[04:27] Zeke: Oh god, I have to sleep. :( I WNAT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE.
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: he can't beat dickstein unless he gets at least one black player on the time
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: enter Tyrone Nigerrton
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: played by Nagash in blackface or MMB
[04:27] fin: I actually have Brother From Another Planet on DVD
[04:27] LordNagash: like, Hitler trying to kill jews should be treated as a harmless comical sidepoint
[04:27] fin: it's pretty awesome
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: totally
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: a comically sized TNT box
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: next to a synagouge
[04:28] Zeke: Fin, somehow I'm not surprised by that. I'll have to get it at some point off Amazon.
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler keeps pushing the lever down
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: and forrows his brow
[04:28] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: then he sees that he blew up his car!
[04:28] Zeke: Fuck, I gotta see if Tank Girl shipped yet, I finally got taht on DVD.
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: ahahah!
[04:28] Scottzor: hahaha
[04:28] LordNagash: ROFL
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: or like
[04:28] Zeke: oh fucking god that's great ocelo
[04:28] LordNagash: Or he stalks a jewish woman to her home
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: he's poisoning matza boxes
[04:29] LordNagash: only to walk into his surprise birthday party
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL
[04:29] Scottzor: lolo
[04:29] fin: Tank Girl is also pretty much the worst film ever made.
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler's girlfriend is gonna be played by...
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna say Jennifer Anniston
[04:30] fin: Nah, Ocelot
[04:30] LordNagash: I really can't think of a better film idea than that
[04:30] fin: Scarlett Johanssan
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: that's better, you're right
[04:30] fin: You need someone who can pull of the Aryan Beauty bullshit
[04:30] LordNagash: BUT I AM SURE GONNA TRY
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler! You always do this! Last anniversery you got arrested for punching a rhabbi, now you're going to ruin our honeymoon just to beat Dickstein!
[04:30] Zeke: Oh fuck, good idea there Fin.
[04:30] LordNagash: haha
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: Dickstein has to be played by a really jewey guy
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna go with...
[04:31] LordNagash: okay wait
[04:31] LordNagash: i have an idea
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: Woody Allen as Dickstein
[04:31] LordNagash: picture this
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[04:31] LordNagash: Stalin
[04:31] Scottzor: hahah
[04:31] LordNagash: is a social worker
[04:31] Zeke: I was gonna say Michael Chertoff, but good enough.
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: zeke, that's a way better idea
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: and he'd have like
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: oh christ
[04:31] Zeke: Just make sure to give Greenspan a cameo too.
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: new idea for the montage of dickstein and hitler getting each other
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler will call dickstein
[04:32] Zeke: As Dickstein's brother or something
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: HEY DICKSTEIN VOULD U LIKE TO HAVE A FAMILLY REUNION??
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: "what, hitler?"
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler shows up at the big game with an ashtray
[04:32] Zeke: oh rofl
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: HAHAHAHA I HAVE GOTTEN YOU!!!!
[04:32] LordNagash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:32] Scottzor: hahahahahaa
[04:33] Scottzor: i know
[04:33] Scottzor: for a charity event for the team they have to engage in a family swap
[04:33] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahaha
[04:33] Scottzor: with each other
[04:33] LordNagash: Hitler tries to get his team interviewed on TV
[04:33] LordNagash: but none of the Jewish media will touch the story
[04:33] [Portz]bbh: yo Samurai Champloo is pretty good
[04:33] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:34] Scottzor: and at the end dicksteins family are dead in the oven and hitlers family is 2000 dollars richer
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: he finally gets on Bill O'Reilly
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: the best part about this movie
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: will be the reviews
[04:34] LordNagash: ROFL scott
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: "why is hitler alive in 2007?"
[04:34] LordNagash: haha
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: "I can't began to discuss what's wrong with this movie"
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: but then art assholes like chad will be like
[04:34] LordNagash: "The best movie in the entire history of the universe" = Aryan Monthly
[04:34] Scottzor: lol
[04:35] [Portz]Ocelot: OMG 3 REICHS AND YOU'RE OUT WAS THE SO INLUENTIAL THE LITTLE LEAUGE GAMES WERE A METAPHOR FOR CLASS WAR!!!
[04:36] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:36] LordNagash: AND HITLER WAS A METAPHOR FOR GEORGE BUSH
[04:36] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:36] [Portz]Ocelot: TYRONE BLACKCHARACTER REPRESENTED THE RAP INDUSTRY'S MARKET SUPERIORITY OVER GOOD MUSIC LIKE THE SHINS :/
[04:36] LordNagash: omg Ocelot
[04:36] LordNagash: this movie
[04:37] LordNagash: the country club one
[04:37] LordNagash: so terrible
[04:37] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah yeah
[04:37] [Portz]Ocelot: WE SHOOTIN A MUSIC VIDEO!!!
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[04:37] LordNagash: could both sides be any bigger stereotypes?
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: that's what we have to do with this movie
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: make every character a huge stereotype
[04:38] LordNagash: yeah
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: Dickstein has to wear a yamaka and take like 40 allergy pills a second
[04:38] LordNagash: like there's a meixcan kid in the team
[04:38] LordNagash: who plays second base
[04:38] LordNagash: and he is constantly asleep
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: Tyrone Blackcharacter has like 40 kids that he doesn't pay child support for
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:39] Scottzor: wearing a sombrero of course
[04:39] LordNagash: Theres a fat kid, who eats constantly
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: a nerd kid who's inexplicably on the team
[04:39] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: who's always on a computer
[04:39] LordNagash: yes
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: you know what we could fit into this movie?
[04:39] Scottzor: hacking the other team's batting skills away
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: a character based on macavity
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha yeah
[04:40] LordNagash: and there is a lebanese kid
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: like what they do in shitty comedies, scotzzor
[04:40] Scottzor: yes
[04:40] LordNagash: who has his baseball bat rigged out with neons
[04:40] LordNagash: and huge rims
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: OH HAHA THE NERD KID HACKED THE OTHER TEAM'S LOGO TO SAY "WE SUCK"
[04:40] LordNagash: yeah the nerd kid is always like
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: there will be some japanese kid with dyed pink spiked hair and an extra small jersey
[04:40] Scottzor: "nerd kid, can you hack into the federal treasury and save the team?"
[04:40] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:40] LordNagash: "OF COURSE I CAN"
[04:41] LordNagash: "I JUST NEED TO FIX MY GLASSES WITH TAPE"
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: who shows up to every game in a modified bike
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: with neon under it
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:41] Scottzor: "lol yeah they're only using generic security pack v1.2"
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler is like
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: TAKASHIIIIIIIIIIIII!
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[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU ARE LATE AGAIN!!!!
[04:41] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:42] LordNagash: "I was buying an even bigger exhaust"
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: there has to be a chad kid on the team
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: we won't even hide it
[04:42] LordNagash: "because that will somehow improve the performance of my shitty vehicle"
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: his fucking name will be chad o'malley
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: ahahha
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: because the company will be like
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: "haha chad o'malley? where did you guys come up with that stupid ass name?"
[04:42] LordNagash: hahahahahaha
[04:42] LordNagash: "Noone would ever be named that"
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: there will be little nods to him
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: as a young Head
[04:43] LordNagash: seriously though, Chad is like
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: I'M COLD!!!!
[04:43] LordNagash: the gayest name
[04:43] LordNagash: ever
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: yeah
[04:43] LordNagash: it has all the gayness of Brad
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:43] LordNagash: times by like a thousand
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: hallmark of all shitty comedies
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: identical twins
[04:43] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: there are gonna be identical twins on the jew team
[04:43] LordNagash: CHAD AND BRAD O'MALLEY
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: and they'll try to play a joke on hitler
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler will be like
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU HAVE SEEN ONE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM ALL
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: and toss them in an oven
[04:44] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:44] LordNagash: and he will try to light it
[04:44] LordNagash: and be out of matches
[04:44] LordNagash: so it cuts to him like
[04:44] LordNagash: with a fire bow
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahha
[04:44] LordNagash: and a flint
[04:44] LordNagash: trying to start the oven
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: then Tyrone is like
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: SHIT NIGGA YOU SHOULDA TOLD ME I DONE GOT A LIT ASS BLUNT ON ME!!!
[04:45] [Portz]bbh: hey massa you need me to blow on dem coaaals
[04:45] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: he high fives hitler
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: cut to hitler washing his hand for 10 minutes
[04:45] LordNagash: hahaha yeah
[04:45] LordNagash: omg there needs to be a gypsy on the jew team
[04:45] Leo: 2LOL
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:45] LordNagash: like
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: Leo
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: you need to play Hitler in my movie
[04:46] LordNagash: with a headscarf
[04:46] LordNagash: and huge earrings
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god yes
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler will trick him into not showing up
[04:46] Leo: i'm not sure how flip would feel about that
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: PSHT LEETLE GIPSY THERE IS A MAGICAL POTION IN THIS UNDERPASS
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: he gets run over
[04:46] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and eosn't show up for the championship
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and the jew team is like
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: OH GREAT DSARKLOV GYPPED US AGAIN!!!
[04:47] [Portz]bbh: omg and the ending can be all the ews walking out of the ovens with a banner that says "hebrew victory"
[04:47] LordNagash: HAHAHA
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god dude
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler can be like Ernst if this movie's succesful
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: like have
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: after this
[04:47] LordNagash: The gypsy character won't turn up because he is stealing the steel off Hitlers hubcaps
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Driving School
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:47] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler High
[04:47] LordNagash: Hitler Goes To College
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Ball
[04:48] LordNagash: Hitler Homeland Security
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Goes Africa
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Under the Sea
[04:48] [Portz]bbh: hitler goes camping
[04:48] LordNagash: I Killed A Jew And All I Got Was This Hitler
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahaha
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler On Da Streetz
[04:49] LordNagash: where he is an attourney at law
[04:49] LordNagash: OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:49] LordNagash: THE CLIENT WAS A DIRTY JEW
[04:49] LordNagash: THE DEFENCE RESTS
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler, MD
[04:49] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: it will center around him getting the cure for cancer
[04:49] LordNagash: oh my god I just thought of something for the first movie
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: but trying to hide it from all the jews in the medical industry
[04:50] LordNagash: the Jewish coach
[04:50] LordNagash: puts his hands in a box before every game
[04:50] LordNagash: and hitler steals his box
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahahah yes!
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: I forgot about the box and cloth shit
[04:50] LordNagash: "OH NO NOW YAWEH WILL NOT GRANT ME VICTORY"
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahahha
[04:50] LordNagash: "OY"
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler's dugout is gonna look like the Fuhrerbunker
[04:51] LordNagash: I think Hitler could be the comic character this generation needs
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[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: I agree
[04:51] decoy: cocks
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: judging by how little people know nowadays
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: it wouldn't even be a problem
[04:51] decoy: cocks
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: they wouldn't know who hitler was in the first place
[04:51] LordNagash: like Charlie Chaplin, but way better
[04:52] LordNagash: hello decoy
[04:52] decoy: HOLY SHIT HI NAGASH
[04:52] [Portz]Ocelot: we should fill decoy in on what we're talking about
[04:52] LordNagash: decoy
[04:52] decoy: why not
[04:52] LordNagash: Ocelot has postulated
[04:52] LordNagash: and I agree
[04:52] LordNagash: that Hitler is the next big thing in comedy movies
[04:53] decoy: why not
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: a little leauge movie where hitler is the coach
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: and it's called
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: 3 Reichs and You're Out
[04:53] LordNagash: I mean, we haven't even got onto the Hitler-Mussolini buddy film yet
[04:53] Leo: LOL
[04:54] Leo: hitler's the perfect character
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: nagash
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: a hitler cop movie
[04:54] Leo: nobody can sue for slander
[04:54] Leo: and if hitler was a brand he'd have 100% recognition
[04:55] [Portz]Ocelot: our work is cut out for us
[04:55] LordNagash: The tagline for the movie could be
[04:55] LordNagash: "If you don't like this movie, you are an enemy of the state and must be destroyed"
[04:55] Leo: lawl
[04:55] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:56] * decoy wonders just how far he can go with making a hitler brand of anything before being threatened with violence
[04:56] [Portz]Ocelot: Work is Freedom...But Hitler is Fun!
[04:57] Leo: i'm thinking all it takes is for a character to look like hitler for people to take notice
[04:57] Leo: like the godfuhrer
[04:57] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:57] Leo: an alternate universe where hitler comes to little israel
[04:57] decoy: all it takes is the hair and mustache
[04:57] Leo: and juices the shops
[04:57] LordNagash: Take My Hitler - Please!

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[09:52] [Portz]Ocelot: IM SORRYYYYY
[09:52] [Portz]Ocelot: PUT DA BLAME ON EEEEEEEEEED
[09:52] [Portz]Ocelot: IM SORRY FOR DA TIMES I LINKED NPR
[09:52] [Portz]Ocelot: I THOUGHT MY CONVERSATOIN WOULD GO THAT FAR
[09:53] [Portz]Ocelot: IM SORRY I'M A CRYPTIC FAG
[09:53] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU CAN PUT #CV IN DA BAG
[09:53] [Portz]Ocelot: IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING LIKE TRIPS
[09:53] [Portz]Ocelot: I'M SORRY FOR MY METH SLIPS
[09:53] [Portz]Ocelot: I'M SORRY FOR NOT GETTING A JOB
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU CAN PUT DA BLAME ON ME
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU CAN PUT DA BLAME ON ME
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY FOR DA THINGS I SAID ABOUT LEO
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY I'M AN INTERNET MS CLEO
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I'M NO MIKE HERMAN
[09:54] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I'M A TURD SHAPED LIKE A MAN
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY I WORSHIP A HUNT GODDESS
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: OH WAIT THAT'S NOT ME
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: BUT YOU CAN STILL PUT DA BLAME ON ME
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: PUT DA BLAME ON ME
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: PUT DA BLAME ON ME
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I MASTURBATE TO SIMON BELMONT
[09:55] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I TRY TO START CONVERSATIONS ABOUT TYPING FONTS
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I SNITCH JUST LIKE A RAT
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I DEFEND MACAVITY FUCKING CATS
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY THAT I DID THOSE BANS
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: SORRY FOR MY NECKBEARD FANS
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU CAN PUT THE BLAME ON ME
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU CAN PUT DAT BLAME ON MEEEEEE
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: ED OSCURO RECORD
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: 2007
[09:56] [Portz]Ocelot: I'M SORRY

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<[BTFzor]Ted> reu
<[BTFzor]Ted> can I pee in your mouth
<Reu> Hey Ted
<Reu> Sure
<[BTFzor]Ted> oh
<[BTFzor]Ted> ...awkward

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I LIKE JULIE SHES PRETTY!!!!

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* Ted and Chad are endlessly bitching at each other over Vinnie
<Hardflip> this is just like optimus prime vs megatron, except one transforms into an inhaler and the other a fanny pack

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[21:14] Chad: I also think Vinnie Vicious Delicious is Ted or someone
[21:15] Chad: from now on I am just deleting all his posts I can find
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