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[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: when I'm rich
[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna start a film company
[04:21] [Portz]Ocelot: BenTest Productions
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: and make really pretentious black and white movies
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: to get respect from the film industry
[04:22] LordNagash: hahahah
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: then get a big budget
[04:22] Zeke: haha
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: and out of fucking nowhere
[04:22] LordNagash: dude I am so in for that
[04:22] Zeke: Subtitles, even tohugh the movie is in english dog
[04:22] Zeke: Subtitles always mean cred.
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: yes
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: make a fuckin movie called like
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: Mug Shot
[04:22] LordNagash: Ocelot you need to hire me to act in these movies
[04:22] LordNagash: in blackface
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: wait not mugshot
[04:22] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL nagash
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: I would call it
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: yeah mug shot
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: and make it be a wacky comedy
[04:23] LordNagash: and I will speak in an upper class english accent
[04:23] LordNagash: for no reason
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: about a ceo of a struggling mug company
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: who has to become and FBI agent
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: or some shit
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: like Who's Your Caddy style premises
[04:23] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: and just because my name is on it
[04:23] [Portz]Ocelot: art fags would have to pretend it's grat
[04:23] Zeke: oh god
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:24] LordNagash: A SIMPLE ALIEN FROM ZARGLAF NINE
[04:24] LordNagash: TRIES TO FIT IN
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: I would make a movie called Dick In The Wall
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:24] LordNagash: WORKING AT THE LOCAL LANDSCAPE GARDENING STORE
[04:24] Zeke: WAIT, THEY MADE THAT MOVIE
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: it would look like a serious drug dealer movie
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: dude is handing money to a hole in the wall
[04:24] Zeke: THE BROTHER FROM OUTER SPACE
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: and gets a bag of coke at the other hole
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: then he goes up one day
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: UH OH!
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: instead of grabbing the yayo
[04:24] [Portz]Ocelot: he gets a big dick in his hand
[04:24] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:24] Zeke: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087004/ I gotta fuckin' see this
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: I don't know how I'd make it more than 5 minutes
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: but I'd do it
[04:25] LordNagash: rofl
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: my best idea
[04:25] Zeke: You'd find a way Ocelot. You'd find a way.
[04:25] LordNagash: just like
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: this is great btw
[04:25] LordNagash: do the same thing over and over
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler is inexpilicably a major league baseball coach
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: and he gets into a fight with a jewish umpire
[04:25] LordNagash: HAHAHAHA
[04:25] Zeke: "I got the idea from Run Lola Run, and thought if four was good, 20 would be even better!"
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: and bud selig
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: played by nagash
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: is like
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: THATS IT HITLER
[04:25] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU'RE GOING TO THE LITTLE LEAUGES!
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: and it would be called
[04:26] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: 3 Reichs and You're Out
[04:26] LordNagash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler and this jewish coach form a rivalry
[04:26] LordNagash: that
[04:26] Scottzor: roflhoff
[04:26] LordNagash: is the best idea
[04:26] LordNagash: ever
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: and there will be be an entire sequence where they try to "get" each other
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: the jewish coach, David Dickstein
[04:26] Zeke: Oh god that's awesome
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: he does shit like unscrewing the salt on hitler's salt shaker
[04:26] [Portz]Ocelot: but then the two teams are in a pizza parlor
[04:26] LordNagash: Hitler rigs home plate to be a gas chamber
[04:27] Wolfy: the jewishh tam is too cheap to buy baseballs
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler sees dickstein near an oven
[04:27] Wolfy: and uses matza balls
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: and tries to push him in
[04:27] LordNagash: hahahaahahaha Ocelot
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: but his team is like
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: HIIIITLER!!!!
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: and there's a pivotal point
[04:27] LordNagash: and hitler
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: where hitler finds out
[04:27] LordNagash: turns to the camera
[04:27] LordNagash: and shrugs and winks
[04:27] Scottzor: jewish coach buys a hot dog and hitler winks at the camera and says "not hot enough!"
[04:27] Zeke: Oh god, I have to sleep. :( I WNAT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MASTERPIECE.
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: he can't beat dickstein unless he gets at least one black player on the time
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: enter Tyrone Nigerrton
[04:27] [Portz]Ocelot: played by Nagash in blackface or MMB
[04:27] fin: I actually have Brother From Another Planet on DVD
[04:27] LordNagash: like, Hitler trying to kill jews should be treated as a harmless comical sidepoint
[04:27] fin: it's pretty awesome
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: totally
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: like
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: a comically sized TNT box
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: next to a synagouge
[04:28] Zeke: Fin, somehow I'm not surprised by that. I'll have to get it at some point off Amazon.
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler keeps pushing the lever down
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: and forrows his brow
[04:28] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: then he sees that he blew up his car!
[04:28] Zeke: Fuck, I gotta see if Tank Girl shipped yet, I finally got taht on DVD.
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: ahahah!
[04:28] Scottzor: hahaha
[04:28] LordNagash: ROFL
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: or like
[04:28] Zeke: oh fucking god that's great ocelo
[04:28] LordNagash: Or he stalks a jewish woman to her home
[04:28] [Portz]Ocelot: he's poisoning matza boxes
[04:29] LordNagash: only to walk into his surprise birthday party
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL
[04:29] Scottzor: lolo
[04:29] fin: Tank Girl is also pretty much the worst film ever made.
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler's girlfriend is gonna be played by...
[04:29] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna say Jennifer Anniston
[04:30] fin: Nah, Ocelot
[04:30] LordNagash: I really can't think of a better film idea than that
[04:30] fin: Scarlett Johanssan
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: that's better, you're right
[04:30] fin: You need someone who can pull of the Aryan Beauty bullshit
[04:30] LordNagash: BUT I AM SURE GONNA TRY
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler! You always do this! Last anniversery you got arrested for punching a rhabbi, now you're going to ruin our honeymoon just to beat Dickstein!
[04:30] Zeke: Oh fuck, good idea there Fin.
[04:30] LordNagash: haha
[04:30] [Portz]Ocelot: Dickstein has to be played by a really jewey guy
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: I'm gonna go with...
[04:31] LordNagash: okay wait
[04:31] LordNagash: i have an idea
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: Woody Allen as Dickstein
[04:31] LordNagash: picture this
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[04:31] LordNagash: Stalin
[04:31] Scottzor: hahah
[04:31] LordNagash: is a social worker
[04:31] Zeke: I was gonna say Michael Chertoff, but good enough.
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: zeke, that's a way better idea
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: and he'd have like
[04:31] [Portz]Ocelot: oh christ
[04:31] Zeke: Just make sure to give Greenspan a cameo too.
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: new idea for the montage of dickstein and hitler getting each other
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler will call dickstein
[04:32] Zeke: As Dickstein's brother or something
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: HEY DICKSTEIN VOULD U LIKE TO HAVE A FAMILLY REUNION??
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: "what, hitler?"
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler shows up at the big game with an ashtray
[04:32] Zeke: oh rofl
[04:32] [Portz]Ocelot: HAHAHAHA I HAVE GOTTEN YOU!!!!
[04:32] LordNagash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:32] Scottzor: hahahahahaa
[04:33] Scottzor: i know
[04:33] Scottzor: for a charity event for the team they have to engage in a family swap
[04:33] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahaha
[04:33] Scottzor: with each other
[04:33] LordNagash: Hitler tries to get his team interviewed on TV
[04:33] LordNagash: but none of the Jewish media will touch the story
[04:33] [Portz]bbh: yo Samurai Champloo is pretty good
[04:33] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:34] Scottzor: and at the end dicksteins family are dead in the oven and hitlers family is 2000 dollars richer
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: he finally gets on Bill O'Reilly
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: LOL
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: the best part about this movie
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: will be the reviews
[04:34] LordNagash: ROFL scott
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: "why is hitler alive in 2007?"
[04:34] LordNagash: haha
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: "I can't began to discuss what's wrong with this movie"
[04:34] [Portz]Ocelot: but then art assholes like chad will be like
[04:34] LordNagash: "The best movie in the entire history of the universe" = Aryan Monthly
[04:34] Scottzor: lol
[04:35] [Portz]Ocelot: OMG 3 REICHS AND YOU'RE OUT WAS THE SO INLUENTIAL THE LITTLE LEAUGE GAMES WERE A METAPHOR FOR CLASS WAR!!!
[04:36] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:36] LordNagash: AND HITLER WAS A METAPHOR FOR GEORGE BUSH
[04:36] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:36] [Portz]Ocelot: TYRONE BLACKCHARACTER REPRESENTED THE RAP INDUSTRY'S MARKET SUPERIORITY OVER GOOD MUSIC LIKE THE SHINS :/
[04:36] LordNagash: omg Ocelot
[04:36] LordNagash: this movie
[04:37] LordNagash: the country club one
[04:37] LordNagash: so terrible
[04:37] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah yeah
[04:37] [Portz]Ocelot: WE SHOOTIN A MUSIC VIDEO!!!
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[04:37] LordNagash: could both sides be any bigger stereotypes?
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: that's what we have to do with this movie
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: make every character a huge stereotype
[04:38] LordNagash: yeah
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: Dickstein has to wear a yamaka and take like 40 allergy pills a second
[04:38] LordNagash: like there's a meixcan kid in the team
[04:38] LordNagash: who plays second base
[04:38] LordNagash: and he is constantly asleep
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: Tyrone Blackcharacter has like 40 kids that he doesn't pay child support for
[04:38] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:39] Scottzor: wearing a sombrero of course
[04:39] LordNagash: Theres a fat kid, who eats constantly
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: a nerd kid who's inexplicably on the team
[04:39] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: who's always on a computer
[04:39] LordNagash: yes
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: you know what we could fit into this movie?
[04:39] Scottzor: hacking the other team's batting skills away
[04:39] [Portz]Ocelot: a character based on macavity
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha yeah
[04:40] LordNagash: and there is a lebanese kid
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: like what they do in shitty comedies, scotzzor
[04:40] Scottzor: yes
[04:40] LordNagash: who has his baseball bat rigged out with neons
[04:40] LordNagash: and huge rims
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: OH HAHA THE NERD KID HACKED THE OTHER TEAM'S LOGO TO SAY "WE SUCK"
[04:40] LordNagash: yeah the nerd kid is always like
[04:40] [Portz]Ocelot: there will be some japanese kid with dyed pink spiked hair and an extra small jersey
[04:40] Scottzor: "nerd kid, can you hack into the federal treasury and save the team?"
[04:40] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:40] LordNagash: "OF COURSE I CAN"
[04:41] LordNagash: "I JUST NEED TO FIX MY GLASSES WITH TAPE"
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: who shows up to every game in a modified bike
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: with neon under it
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:41] Scottzor: "lol yeah they're only using generic security pack v1.2"
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler is like
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: TAKASHIIIIIIIIIIIII!
[04:41] *** Scottzor has signed off IRC ().
[04:41] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU ARE LATE AGAIN!!!!
[04:41] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:42] LordNagash: "I was buying an even bigger exhaust"
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: there has to be a chad kid on the team
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: we won't even hide it
[04:42] LordNagash: "because that will somehow improve the performance of my shitty vehicle"
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: his fucking name will be chad o'malley
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: ahahha
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: because the company will be like
[04:42] [Portz]Ocelot: "haha chad o'malley? where did you guys come up with that stupid ass name?"
[04:42] LordNagash: hahahahahaha
[04:42] LordNagash: "Noone would ever be named that"
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: there will be little nods to him
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: as a young Head
[04:43] LordNagash: seriously though, Chad is like
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: I'M COLD!!!!
[04:43] LordNagash: the gayest name
[04:43] LordNagash: ever
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: yeah
[04:43] LordNagash: it has all the gayness of Brad
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:43] LordNagash: times by like a thousand
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: hallmark of all shitty comedies
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: identical twins
[04:43] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: there are gonna be identical twins on the jew team
[04:43] LordNagash: CHAD AND BRAD O'MALLEY
[04:43] [Portz]Ocelot: and they'll try to play a joke on hitler
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler will be like
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: YOU HAVE SEEN ONE YOU HAVE SEEN THEM ALL
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: and toss them in an oven
[04:44] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:44] LordNagash: and he will try to light it
[04:44] LordNagash: and be out of matches
[04:44] LordNagash: so it cuts to him like
[04:44] LordNagash: with a fire bow
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahha
[04:44] LordNagash: and a flint
[04:44] LordNagash: trying to start the oven
[04:44] [Portz]Ocelot: then Tyrone is like
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: SHIT NIGGA YOU SHOULDA TOLD ME I DONE GOT A LIT ASS BLUNT ON ME!!!
[04:45] [Portz]bbh: hey massa you need me to blow on dem coaaals
[04:45] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: he high fives hitler
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: cut to hitler washing his hand for 10 minutes
[04:45] LordNagash: hahaha yeah
[04:45] LordNagash: omg there needs to be a gypsy on the jew team
[04:45] Leo: 2LOL
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: hahaha
[04:45] LordNagash: like
[04:45] [Portz]Ocelot: Leo
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: you need to play Hitler in my movie
[04:46] LordNagash: with a headscarf
[04:46] LordNagash: and huge earrings
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god yes
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and hitler will trick him into not showing up
[04:46] Leo: i'm not sure how flip would feel about that
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: PSHT LEETLE GIPSY THERE IS A MAGICAL POTION IN THIS UNDERPASS
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: he gets run over
[04:46] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and eosn't show up for the championship
[04:46] [Portz]Ocelot: and the jew team is like
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: OH GREAT DSARKLOV GYPPED US AGAIN!!!
[04:47] [Portz]bbh: omg and the ending can be all the ews walking out of the ovens with a banner that says "hebrew victory"
[04:47] LordNagash: HAHAHA
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god dude
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hitler can be like Ernst if this movie's succesful
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: like have
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: after this
[04:47] LordNagash: The gypsy character won't turn up because he is stealing the steel off Hitlers hubcaps
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Driving School
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:47] LordNagash: hahaha
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler High
[04:47] LordNagash: Hitler Goes To College
[04:47] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Ball
[04:48] LordNagash: Hitler Homeland Security
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Goes Africa
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler Under the Sea
[04:48] [Portz]bbh: hitler goes camping
[04:48] LordNagash: I Killed A Jew And All I Got Was This Hitler
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahaha
[04:48] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler On Da Streetz
[04:49] LordNagash: where he is an attourney at law
[04:49] LordNagash: OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:49] LordNagash: THE CLIENT WAS A DIRTY JEW
[04:49] LordNagash: THE DEFENCE RESTS
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler, MD
[04:49] LordNagash: hahahaha
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: it will center around him getting the cure for cancer
[04:49] LordNagash: oh my god I just thought of something for the first movie
[04:49] [Portz]Ocelot: but trying to hide it from all the jews in the medical industry
[04:50] LordNagash: the Jewish coach
[04:50] LordNagash: puts his hands in a box before every game
[04:50] LordNagash: and hitler steals his box
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahahah yes!
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: I forgot about the box and cloth shit
[04:50] LordNagash: "OH NO NOW YAWEH WILL NOT GRANT ME VICTORY"
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahahha
[04:50] LordNagash: "OY"
[04:50] [Portz]Ocelot: Hitler's dugout is gonna look like the Fuhrerbunker
[04:51] LordNagash: I think Hitler could be the comic character this generation needs
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[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: I agree
[04:51] decoy: cocks
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: judging by how little people know nowadays
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: it wouldn't even be a problem
[04:51] decoy: cocks
[04:51] [Portz]Ocelot: they wouldn't know who hitler was in the first place
[04:51] LordNagash: like Charlie Chaplin, but way better
[04:52] LordNagash: hello decoy
[04:52] decoy: HOLY SHIT HI NAGASH
[04:52] [Portz]Ocelot: we should fill decoy in on what we're talking about
[04:52] LordNagash: decoy
[04:52] decoy: why not
[04:52] LordNagash: Ocelot has postulated
[04:52] LordNagash: and I agree
[04:52] LordNagash: that Hitler is the next big thing in comedy movies
[04:53] decoy: why not
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: a little leauge movie where hitler is the coach
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: and it's called
[04:53] [Portz]Ocelot: 3 Reichs and You're Out
[04:53] LordNagash: I mean, we haven't even got onto the Hitler-Mussolini buddy film yet
[04:53] Leo: LOL
[04:54] Leo: hitler's the perfect character
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: oh god
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: nagash
[04:54] [Portz]Ocelot: a hitler cop movie
[04:54] Leo: nobody can sue for slander
[04:54] Leo: and if hitler was a brand he'd have 100% recognition
[04:55] [Portz]Ocelot: our work is cut out for us
[04:55] LordNagash: The tagline for the movie could be
[04:55] LordNagash: "If you don't like this movie, you are an enemy of the state and must be destroyed"
[04:55] Leo: lawl
[04:55] [Portz]Ocelot: hahahah
[04:56] * decoy wonders just how far he can go with making a hitler brand of anything before being threatened with violence
[04:56] [Portz]Ocelot: Work is Freedom...But Hitler is Fun!
[04:57] Leo: i'm thinking all it takes is for a character to look like hitler for people to take notice
[04:57] Leo: like the godfuhrer
[04:57] [Portz]Ocelot: hahah
[04:57] Leo: an alternate universe where hitler comes to little israel
[04:57] decoy: all it takes is the hair and mustache
[04:57] Leo: and juices the shops
[04:57] LordNagash: Take My Hitler - Please!