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Submitted By: jimmy kill yourself
[00:09] <jim> check the quotes page
[00:09] <jim> im a fuckin pimp
[00:10] <LordNagash> ...
[00:11] <LordNagash> I don't see any sex happening in that
[00:11] <jim> it will
[00:11] <LordNagash> all I see is you wasting 80 dollars
[00:11] <jim> when i call her later
[00:11] <LordNagash> and getting thrown out of a strip club
[00:11] <jim> nigga i guarantee they broke it off
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ...
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> this is just so
[00:11] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> i can't laugh
[00:11] <jim> this shit takes time
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> have you ever though of trying to like
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> talk to another girl
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> like a normal person
[00:12] <LordNagash> yeah it's gone past funny
[00:12] <LordNagash> into just
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> not being an insane vindicative goon
[00:12] <LordNagash> wtf
[00:12] <jim> im gonna call her tomorrow and we're gonna fuck
[00:12] <jim> real talk
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> no
[00:12] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> not gonna happen
[00:13] <LordNagash> jimmy
[00:13] <LordNagash> just no
[00:13] <jim> and im gonna call the strip club to see if she got fired
[00:13] <jim> in a few minutes
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> GOON JUSTICE
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> FUCKING VAPID CUNTS
[00:13] <LordNagash> when she calms the fuck down
[00:13] <ted> jimmy are you still faded
[00:13] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I'LL TEACH THEM
[00:13] <LordNagash> he will go 'seriously that creepy guy paid her to say that'
[00:14] <LordNagash> and then a) she will never talk to you again and b) he will kick your ass
[00:14] <jim> yo im ready for anything
[00:14] <jim> like i sad ive been working out
[00:14] <jim> *said
[00:14] <LordNagash> ROFL
[00:14] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> HAHAHAHAH
[00:14] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> have you grown 2 feet nigga
[00:14] <ted> jimmy i fucking love you bro
[00:15] <ted> in the way i love the retarded kid i saw flip his wheelchair today and eat shit
[00:15] <LordNagash> have you been bench pressing spaceships or something
[00:15] <LordNagash> that is the only way I can see you beating a guy that much taller than you
[00:15] <ted> GOOD BOYFRIEND AND BAD BOYFRIEND LEFT FOR THE DAY
[00:15] <ted> IM A DIFFERENT KIND OF BOYFRIEND
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> wiat
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> wait
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ROFL
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jimmy is doing like
[00:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> vic mackey tactics in real life
[00:16] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> that just dawned on me
[00:16] <LordNagash> hahahhahaha
[00:16] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> are you gonna punch a bald eagle next week to woe her jimmy
[00:16] <LordNagash> ROFL
[00:17] <ted> jimmcracker: mackguyver
[00:17] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jimmy is social macguyver
[00:17] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he can turn a middle school obsession into a restraining order LIKE THAT
[00:18] <LordNagash> hahahhaha
[00:19] <LordNagash> what I can't understand about this whole thing
[00:19] <LordNagash> is why they turned up at the strip club at all
[00:20] <jim> they tried to fuck with me
[00:20] <jim> but like i said
[00:20] <jim> im as cool as a fan
[00:22] <ted> ........................................................
[00:22] <ted> WHOA GUY
[00:22] <LordNagash> so they tried to fuck with you.... by turning up at the arranged meeting place?
[00:22] <LordNagash> Is that some arderkrag logic??
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one man
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one woman
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> one child
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> SHE IS MY DESTINY
[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FROM ME
[00:23] <LordNagash> haha
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[00:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> the strip club that will decide the future...
[00:23] <LordNagash> if you were gonna make this into a movie
[00:23] <LordNagash> you'd have to have the jimmy WORKOUT montage
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[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> rofl
[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he's blasting tupac and wrapping hamburgers around his dick
[00:24] <LordNagash> hahaha
[00:24] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> and researching statuatory rape laws
[00:24] <EdOscuro> hahah
[00:28] <jim> HOLY SHIT
[00:28] <jim> IJUSTCALLED
[00:28] <jim> SHE GOT FUCKIN FIRED
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> CONGRATULATIONS
[00:28] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> YOU'RE A VINDICATIVE FAGGOT
[00:28] <jim> this is awesome
[00:28] <LordNagash> HOORAY YOU GOT SOMEONE UNEMPLOYED
[00:29] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> hahahahaha
[00:29] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> asperger's leaves a path of destruction
[00:29] <ted> ayo yall nigguz i gotta one up jimmy cracker
[00:29] <LordNagash> YOU'RE A FUCKIN' HERO