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[06:22] <Nitro> make sure ur stupid fresh
[06:22] <Nitro> wear a tuxedo
[06:22] <Leo> jesus
[06:22] <@jimmycracker> wut thats gay
[06:22] <Nitro> and some dope cologne
[06:22] <Leo> hardflip said to cut my hair short
[06:22] <@jimmycracker> its a fucking wii game
[06:22] <Nitro> rofl
[06:22] <Nitro> jimmy shut the fuck up
[06:22] <LordNagash> jimmy just cause you have no class
[06:22] <Nitro> go pretend to be arab
[06:22] <@ted> ROFL
[06:23] <@jimmycracker> you play wii in a tuxedo you look like a fag, period
[06:23] <@ted> jimmy you truly are fucking autistic
[06:23] <Nitro> jimmy i wasnt being fuckin serious
[06:23] <Nitro> jesus christ
[06:23] <LordNagash> guys it's not jimmys fault he can't pick up sarcasm
[06:23] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahha
[06:23] <LordNagash> he has a condition
[06:24] <@jimmycracker> nagash aren't you going on fucking 30
[06:25] <@jimmycracker> even the biggest fucking goons in their 20's have gotten their dick sucked
[06:25] <LordNagash> not unless '24' is going on 30
[06:25] <Nicholas> jimmy, you suck nagash's dick ALL THE TIME
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> LOL
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> nvshakcer
[06:25] <Nitro> lol
[06:25] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> out of left field
[06:25] <Nitro> this is ice cold
[06:25] <@jimmycracker> its called having heart nigga
[06:26] <Nitro> rofl
[06:26] <@jimmycracker> u suck each other's dicks all the time tho
[06:26] <@ted> ice cold like the raw hamburger im running through my printer
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> i have net heart nigga
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ice cold like my autistic microbrew
[06:26] <LordNagash> oh man from the outfield
[06:26] <LordNagash> shacker comes in
[06:26] <Nitro> nothing better than having a sexy bear suck your dick off
[06:26] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ice cold like masturbating into a meatball in a walk in freezer while michael chiklis is a different kind of dad
[06:27] <LordNagash> hahaha
[06:28] <Nitro> yo jimmy
[06:28] <Nitro> how juiced are you about the final season of shield
[06:28] <Nitro> cuz i'm fuckin juiced
[06:29] <@jimmycracker> like, 7/10 juiced
[06:29] <Nicholas> jimmy is 30% autism at all times, it's a necessity
[06:29] <@ted> juiced like vic mackey slamming a nigger's head through a plate glass window while firing a nuclear missile at the pentagon in the name of fighting crime
[06:30] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> juiced like kicking an eagle into the grand canyon which is filled with napalm while a hamburger truck careens into a printer factory and rap from 1992 blasts from my asshole
[06:31] <@jimmycracker> nicholas you look like someone shit on your face
[06:31] <@jimmycracker> im serious
[06:31] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ICEBURN
[06:31] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HEADHSOT
[06:31] <LordNagash> rofl
[06:32] <Nicholas> jim you need to work on your pickup lines
[06:32] <@ted> yo he was serious guys
[06:32] <@ted> none of this shit
[06:32] <@ted> he was serious
[06:32] <@ted> this is real talk here
[06:32] <@ted> rip bernie mac
[06:32] <@ted> rip isaac hayes
[06:32] <@ted> with that notion
[06:32] <@ted> serious talk session #12463423 has begun
[06:32] <@ted> the honorable james fenimore cracker presiding
[06:32] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article one
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> someone shit on your face
[06:33] <@ted> article two
[06:33] <@ted> i just got some skoal apple pouches anyone wanna dip
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article three
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> im a cop
[06:33] <@ted> article four
[06:33] <@ted> but hes a different kind of cop
[06:33] <Nitro> wut
[06:33] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article five its your house
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> addendum I but its my world
[06:34] <@ted> article six
[06:34] <@ted> i just got some skoal apple pouches anyone wanna dip
[06:34] <@jimmycracker> hey yo
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> article seven
[06:34] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> speculation on how much hamburger trombley eats
[06:34] <@jimmycracker> since you and shacker apparently love tasting semen so much
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HOLY SHIT
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <@jimmycracker> why dont you just get it over with and fucking snowball
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> IMMINENT OWNAGE
[06:35] <@ted> KRRRRRRRR
[06:35] <@ted> MAY DAY MAY DAY
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> HEADHSOT
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <@ted> IM GOING DOWN
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE HAVE FLAG ON THE PLAY
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TOO MUCH OWNAGE
[06:35] <@ted> WE HAVE ENGINE FAILURE IN ENGINES 1 2 AND 3
[06:35] <@ted> OUR SYSTEM CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH DISSING
[06:35] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT ON THE GENERALS FACE THIS WAR IS OVER
[06:36] <@ted> TROLL 225 IM BAILING OUT OVER
[06:36] <LordNagash> OH GOD THE COCKPIT IS ON FIRE
[06:36] <@ted> brahsdsdaksdhansdjbASDNBASKLJDAHSDLASDHASKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[06:36] <@jimmycracker> real talk im not the one who shoots skeet into my mouth
[06:36] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TELL MY WIFE SHE LOVES SEMEN AND TASTING IIIIIIIIIIIIT
[06:36] <Nicholas> god bentest stop trying to taste my semen jimmy is right I WANT TO CUDDLE FIRST
[06:36] <Nitro> rofl
[06:36] <Nitro> @ ted eating semen
[06:37] <Nitro> yo
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> nvs i have a message from the frontlines
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> its bad
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> do you want to hear it
[06:37] <Nicholas> oh god
[06:37] <Nicholas> I don't know if I can take it
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> someone stop
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> took stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> a shit stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> on your face stop
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> im sorry
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the 109th ownage brigade came in
[06:37] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and there was nothing to be doen
[06:38] <LordNagash> hahaha
[06:38] <Nicholas> oh god
[06:38] <Nicholas> the horror
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> let me tell you what war is
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> war is when youre out of hamburger
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and you grab a load of shit
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and that load of shit
[06:38] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> is your friends face
[06:39] <Leo> LMFAO
[06:39] <Leo> 5'd
[06:39] <@ted> BREAKING NEWS: legendary trolls ted kennedy and NVShacker have been rushed to a new mexico burn ward after being severely dissed by legendary autistic and middle school basketball champion, james fenimore cracker
[06:39] <LordNagash> 555
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> emperor cracker of the northeast region has demanded a million cases of nigger neds microbrew and graham crackers by the pound for a cease fire
[06:40] <LordNagash> an officer with his hat off stands at NVShacker's parents house
[06:40] <@ted> ted is listed in critical but stable condition, while shacker reportedly "looks like someone took a shit on his face". more details whenever we figure out what the fuck that means
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> when told it could take a long time for teh shipment to arrive
[06:40] <Leo> jesus
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the emperor reportedly bellowed I CAN DO THE EARS
[06:40] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> *years
[06:40] <LordNagash> 'mrs shacker, I'm sorry to say your son was horrifically burned in a trolling operation on the front line'
[06:40] <@ted> ROFL
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:40] <@ted> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO THE YEARS
[06:41] <LordNagash> rooofl
[06:42] <@ted> THIS JUST IN
[06:42] <@jimmycracker> hey ted how's your virtual drug operation going
[06:42] <Nicholas> oh god, ted's drug empire has been set alight
[06:42] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> today emperor cracker had harsh words for the in recovery ted kennedy, questioning his online drug market
[06:42] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> he then continued to idolize fictional police officers
[06:43] <LordNagash> 'In other news related to this case, ted kennedy's family recieved a mysterious package'
[06:43] <@ted> letters from the infamous galactic admiral cracker have been received by top newsdesk editors around the country
[06:43] <LordNagash> 'all it contained was a hamburger patty, with 'lol owned' printed on it'
[06:44] <@jimmycracker> real talk i had nothing to do with that hamburger bullshit
[06:44] <@ted> all letters are copies of the same manifesto, which denounces communists, arabs, baltimore drug dealers, and "anyone who fukkz wit vik makey, cuz hes a diffrnt kind of cop"
[06:44] <@jimmycracker> some nigga on my msn list thought he could sell a grill that prints niggas faces on it
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the history channel presents
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> a different type of cracker
[06:44] <@ted> a hastily scribbled memo at the bottom reads
[06:44] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the side of emperor cracker that you never saw
[06:45] <@ted> yo i just got some apple skoal pouches yall niggas wanna dip
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> born in 1995, emperor cracker was taught to own from a young age
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <@ted> nitro
[06:45] <@ted> u wanna dip
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> his grandfather cyrus cracker was one of the most feared owners in the wild west
[06:45] <@ted> i got some apple skoal
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> legend has it that grandpa craacker was on his deathbed
[06:45] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and commanded young cracker to tell him his face looked like a turd
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> with tears in his eyes the future emperor owned the man who taught him how to
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> there was little time for tears though
[06:46] <LordNagash> hahahahaha
[06:46] <@jimmycracker> stop ocelot you're gonna cause one of your legendary meltdowns
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> fuck
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ownage imminent
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> ownage imminent
[06:46] <@ted> BRACE YOURSELVES
[06:46] <@ted> BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
[06:46] <@ted> BATTLESTATIONS MEN
[06:46] <LordNagash> BRACE FOR IMPACT
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> FULL SPEED AHEAD
[06:46] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE CAN OUTRUN THE OWNAGE IF WE TRY
[06:46] <LordNagash> CLOSE ALL TOPSIDE HATCHES
[06:46] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:46] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <@ted> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> TELL MY KIDS
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I WAS OWNED
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> AS AN AMERICAN
[06:47] <@ted> TELL MY WIFE
[06:47] <@ted> I DID IT FOR THE LULZ
[06:47] <LordNagash> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
[06:47] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> WE MAY NEVER MAKE IT TO PARIS BRIDGETTE BUT I GOT OWNED SO YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO
[06:48] <@ted> yo
[06:48] <@ted> breaking news
[06:48] <@ted> armenia just won a bronze medal
[06:49] <Nitro> ROFL
[06:49] <Nicholas> hahaha
[06:49] <LordNagash> they just doubled their GDP
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> how many medals does crackertonia have
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> lmfao
[06:49] <Nitro> yo real talk tho
[06:49] <@jimmycracker> ocelot what are you gonna do when your parents stop forking over all their money to you
[06:49] <Nitro> armenia has balls for playing The Next Episode
[06:49] <LordNagash> OH GOD
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> succumb to your ownage
[06:49] <Nitro> instead of their national anthem
[06:49] <LordNagash> SURPRISE ATTACK
[06:49] <@jimmycracker> dude maybe you can become a billionare without going to cllege
[06:49] <LordNagash> FROM A SUBMARINE
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> BOOM HEADSHOT
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> stealth ownage
[06:49] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> the worst kind
[06:49] <Nicholas> oh god ocelot you have to get rid of all of your money now
[06:49] <@ted> jimmy why the fuck are you even going to college
[06:49] <Nicholas> because jimmy owns it
[06:50] <Nicholas> he owns ALL OF IT
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[06:50] <@ted> theres free programs to find jobs for retards dog
[06:50] <@ted> join one of those
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> i hate you jimmycracker why did you have to own me
[06:50] <LordNagash> my condolences on your recent owning, ocelot
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> after A NIGGAS CAR spent his familys fortune on alcohol he laid in the straight
[06:50] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> and waited to be owned out of his mysery
[06:50] <@ted> yo
[06:50] <@ted> ocelot
[06:51] <@ted> my goondolences g
[06:51] <@ted> do you want some skoal
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> theres nothing you can do
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> oh wait you have dip
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> maybe it will
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> prevent some symptoms
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> of being owned
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> thank you
[06:51] <Nicholas> I heard if you soaked in ranch dressing for an hour you wouldn't be as owned
[06:51] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> pipe the ranch in immeadiately
[06:51] <@jimmycracker> nigga while you're owning the internet with a virtual drug cartel and sucking your own dick im actually gonna major in arabic
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> tell me how long i have to live
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> I CAN DO
[06:52] <A_NIGGAS_CAR> THE MINUTES
[06:52] <LordNagash> quick, nurse
[06:52] <Nitro> instead of their national anthem
[06:52] <Nicholas> good arab and bad arab left for the day
[06:52] <Nitro> everybody stop hating on everybody