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[05:34] *** Mode change "+l 24" for channel #bentest by [BTFzor]Shang.
[05:34] [BTFzor]Ted2: no
[05:34] Ed: shashasha
[05:34] decoy: bob,
[05:34] *** Mode change "-l" for channel #bentest by [BTFzor]Ted2.
[05:34] decoy: really
[05:34] [BTFzor]Shang: decoy
[05:34] [BTFzor]Shang: you ban
[05:34] [BTFzor]Shang: i'll set
[05:34] decoy: hokay, I'm going to kick him, then keep it set
[05:34] decoy: ready
[05:34] *** Mode change "+b *!*MMB@*.albyny.adelphia.net" for channel #bentest by decoy.
[05:34] *** [BTFzor]Ted2 has been kicked from #bentest by decoy: out!
[05:34] Chef_Wilburto: gogogog
[05:34] *** Mode change "+l 24" for channel #bentest by [BTFzor]Shang.
[05:34] *** Mode change "-b *!*MMB@*.albyny.adelphia.net" for channel #bentest by Shodan.
[05:34] Leo: LOL
[05:34] decoy: gg
[05:35] Chef_Wilburto: fuck yeah

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<MrHead> that nigger who fixed my computer broke my screen or something
<Ed> haha
<Ed> what?!
<[BTFzor]Ted> head
<Ed> you gave him the monitor?
<MrHead> there is a small lump on my screen that is weird or something
<MrHead> to fix
<Chef_Wilburto> hahahah
<[BTFzor]DocSar> That's not a monitor, IT'S A STOLEN TELEVISION SET!
<MrHead> he fixed it

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> leo you and I should meet
<Leo> No way we'd form a black hole

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[19:56] Archeoptrix: HEY THARSIS, A FGT ON THE INTERNET IGNORED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO HORRIBLE A HUMAN BEING TO PAY ATTENTION TO, GET OVER IT AND EAT SOME MORE STICKS OF BUTTER

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[18:30] * [BTFzor]Ocelot is now known as OCSSelot
[18:31] * tharsis has joined #bentest
[18:31] * Catbot sets mode: +v tharsis
[18:31] <Shodan> GOOD DAY, tharsis, Tharsis: yeah, but who the fuck do i change it to "contact tetsuo bout reopening ptf and btf and mdf. [0]
[18:31] * Shodan sets mode: +o tharsis
[18:31] * tharsis is now known as Ocelot
[18:31] * [BTFzor]NVShacker is now known as NVShaCSSer
[18:31] * Ocelot is now known as [BTFzor]NVShacker
[18:31] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> bwahahahah
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<tharsis> whats a mercury arc

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<tharsis> has anyone else ever tried to take a shit in the shower

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(@[BTFzor]Ted) ive jacked it to MKL
(@[BTFzor]Ted) 3 times
(@[BTFzor]Ted) I am dead serious

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<[BTFzor]Ted> DON'T CLICK THIS GUYS
<[BTFzor]Ted> http://www.topman.ca/traffic/niche/cheese/pics/images/Huge_load_of_smegma_jpg.jpg
<[BTFzor]Ted> http://www.topman.ca/traffic/niche/cheese/pics/images/Huge_load_of_smegma_jpg.jpg
<[BTFzor]Ted> http://www.topman.ca/traffic/niche/cheese/pics/images/Huge_load_of_smegma_jpg.jpg
<[BTFzor]Ted> DO NOT CLICK IT
<[BTFzor]Ted> EVER
<jofu2099> mm....... i'm kinda curious
<jofu2099> AW FUCK

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[21:45] tharsis: ocelot
[21:45] [BTFzor]Ocelot: what
[21:45] decoy: yeah
[21:45] tharsis: did you hear about oprah's drug charge
[21:45] [BTFzor]Ocelot: no
[21:45] decoy: rofl. LINK
[21:45] tharsis: apparently a cop searched her, lifted up her skirt and found 50 lbs of crack.... HAHAHA BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: hahahahahahahahaaha
[21:46] [BTFzor]Ocelot: gg
[21:46] decoy: ROOOOOOOOOOOFL
[21:46] decoy: gg

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[10:40pm] <@Redping> But seriously
[10:40pm] <@Redping> Mayday's a lousy lay, am i rite?
[10:40pm] <@HybridStigmata> we shit each other after a while....
[10:40pm] <@Redping> AM I RITE?
[10:40pm] <@HybridStigmata> yes, 1000% correct

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<Kicky> GOD, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IF EVIL HOMER CLOSES SOME SHITTY FORUM. NO ONE CARES IF YOU EAT SHIT COVERED DILDOS. NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON IN THE FUCKING WORLD YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKING COCKFUCKS. GODDDAMNIT
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<Shodan> WELL, IT'S UNLIKELY I'D EVER BUY DRUGS OFF A TREE FROOOOOOOOG.
<Shodan> IF YOU EVER HAVE TO BUY DRUGS.

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> GOODBYE ENGLAND
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> rations even
<[BTFzor]Tweak> NOEZ
<[BTFzor]Tweak> YOU MAY TAKE OUT LIVES
<[BTFzor]Tweak> BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BEEF WELLINGTON

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[00:44] [BTFzor]NVShacker: when's the last time you think triplo had something fried?
[00:44] [BTFzor]NVShacker: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN
[00:45] [GSF]00033: 1945?
[00:45] [BTFzor]NVShacker: WHEN HE BURNT A MAN TO DEATH IN NAM]
[00:45] Leo: YOU ATE A JEW?
[00:45] [GSF]00033: hahaha
[00:45] [GSF]00033: NAPALM GRILL
[00:45] [BTFzor]NVShacker: meanwhile oscuro is being a mexinigger
[00:45] Leo: He mixes eggs and maple syrup and deep fries it
[00:45] [BTFzor]NVShacker: I LOVE ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN
[00:45] Leo: Jean Claude Van Damme style
[00:46] [BTFzor]NVShacker: once I heard trips deep fried SHEET METAL and ate it
[00:47] Leo: He uses bullets as suppositories
[00:47] Leo: And farts out gunpowder
[00:47] [BTFzor]NVShacker: HE BURNS CALORIES LIKE JEWS
[00:47] Leo: AHAHAHAHA
[00:47] [BTFzor]Tweak: trips chews coal and shits diamonds
[00:47] [GSF]00033: lol
[00:47] [BTFzor]Tweak: or so i heard
[00:47] [GSF]00033: That'd be a nice trick
[00:47] [BTFzor]NVShacker: he is the TRUE AMERICAN HERO
[00:47] [GSF]00033: HIGH PRESSURE ANUS
[00:48] [BTFzor]NVShacker: only stopped by his arch rival
[00:48] [BTFzor]NVShacker: OSCURINATOR
[00:48] [GSF]00033: I'm gonna go blast nigs fo freeedom
[00:48] [BTFzor]NVShacker: that and the deceptive ACIDIC
[00:48] [GSF]00033: DO NOT MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN
[00:49] [BTFzor]NVShacker: sry
[00:49] [BTFzor]NVShacker: DON'T HURT ME
[00:49] [GSF]00033: I already fapped u c
[00:49] [GSF]00033: I AM A GENTILE MAN
[00:49] [BTFzor]NVShacker: fapping to acidic?
[00:49] [GSF]00033: OH FUCK I MEANT GENTLE
[00:49] *** [GSF]00033 is now known as Notajew.

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[GSF]00033: fuck I should fap before my bro gets home

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[05:10] N1nj4: america is one of the few countries in the world where the poor are fatter than the rich

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[01:03] [BTFzor]NVShacker: I've worked on NVbot countless times because people are gay
[01:03] Leo: !spam
[01:03] Shodan: SPARMING IS BAD AND IS BAD
[01:03] Shodan: skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[01:03] Shodan: skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[01:03] Shodan: skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
[01:03] Shodan: skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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<MrHead> I'm a sadist
<MrHead> I like it

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[19:21] <Leo> http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/7964/jackhammer3fg.jpg
[19:21] <Huw> PENCIl
[19:21] <[BTFzor]Shang> SO?
[19:21] <Leo> SHE IS SMOKING IN THAT VERY PIC
[19:21] <Huw> OMG THAT IS SO FUCKING OLD LEO
[19:21] * Huw was kicked by Leo (Huw)
[19:21] * Huw has joined #bentest
[19:21] <Shodan> Y HELLO THAR, Huw, Huw: its shots of girls that were accurate, she would be nice. [0]
[19:21] <Huw> OLD
[19:21] <Huw> OLDER THAN THE SUN
[19:22] * Leo changes topic to 'HUW SUCKS COCK'
[19:22] * Leo sets mode: +t
[19:22] * [BTFzor]NVShacker changes topic to 'HUW SUCKS LEO'S COCK'
[19:22] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sets mode: -o Leo
[19:22] <Leo> I'm fine with that

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SHODAN IS GAY:
<Shodan> GOOD DAY, Ryan, To be honest ryan, i don't like women! Hah, oh well." mmm, this tastes great.

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<[BTFzor]MMB> suck a dick americans have a big country becuase we have big balls
<[BTFzor]MMB> your entire country is like, urbanized, you can take a bus or a train anywhere
<Huw> mmb you're such a fucking retard
<[BTFzor]MMB> aaaaaaaaaaaaaanddddddddddddddddddddddd
<[BTFzor]MMB> ignored
<Huw> only like 20% of britain is urbanised
<Huw> britain has a land area of 23.5million hectares of which 1.8million is developed land
<Huw> its not even 10 percent
<Huw> fucking stupid black american
* [BTFzor]MMB was kicked by Kiru (<Huw> only like 20% of britain is urbanised)
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* [BTFzor]MMB was kicked by Kiru (<Huw> britain has a land area of 23.5million hectares of which 1.8million is developed land)
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<Huw> <3 Kiru
<Kiru> I DID IT FOR WALES
<Leo> SHOW DAT NIGGA WHO DA BOSS MAN

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[20:14] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> CRAWWWWWLIIIIING IN HIS SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[20:15] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> this song is awesome

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[18:34] <[GSF]medium_tom> i hate porn, it just rubs it in how i'm shagging a load of sexy girls
[18:34] <[GSF]medium_tom> *how i'm NOT

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[16:47] <Hardflip> I'm fine with goatse
[16:47] <Hardflip> tubgirl
[16:47] <Hardflip> and lemonparty

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[GSF]Leo: I'M A WOMAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BASEMENT

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Hardflip: oh MY
Hardflip: I smell brownies
[BTFzor]Tweak: dude
[BTFzor]Tweak: that's disgusting
[BTFzor]Tweak: they're like 8-12 year old
[BTFzor]Tweak: at least wait 'til they start girl guides

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[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> well, you know you are growing old when you start to like games like The Sims
[03:21] <Holliday> you call 23 old?
[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> yeah
[03:21] <Holliday> Hey I liked the sims!
[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> really old is 30
[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> thats cause you are gay
[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> wait
[03:21] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> lol
[03:21] <Holliday> :O
[03:22] <chiquita> ouch, I hate the sims
[03:22] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> i never liked the sims... waste of valuable time
[03:22] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> but now its different
[03:22] <Hellion> fudgin' a
[03:22] <chiquita> bangbang is like 31/32 now isn't she?
[03:22] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> im becoming... omg... more womenly!
[03:22] <Holliday> time is less valuable?
[03:22] <Holliday> yah watching hentai is definitly up there on the womenly scale
[03:22] <Holliday> :P
[03:22] <chiquita> omg...womanly?
[03:23] <chiquita> is there such a thing for us?
[03:23] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> i dont know...
[03:23] * [GSF]Adrenalynn shudders
[03:23] <Holliday> I don't think the gamer spirit will die in your
[03:23] <Holliday> by the time (if) you get married and have kids, video games are going to be so mainstream
[03:24] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> the day some kid calls me "aunt" or "ma'am" is the day i will scream at the top of my lungs
[03:24] <Hellion> there will always be an elitist underground
[03:24] <Holliday> hahahaha
[03:25] <Hellion> they could call you Adrenama`m
[03:25] <Hellion> or Auntdrenalynn
[03:25] <Holliday> hahahaha
[03:25] <Holliday> HAHAHAHA
[03:25] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> Hellion, ya pushin it
[03:25] <Hellion> I know, I know
[03:25] <Holliday> Auntdrenalynn is classic
[03:25] <Hellion> :>
[03:25] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> Holliday, you dont need to dream about me chasing you with a blunt dagger no more.
[03:26] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> cause i will be doing so irl
[03:26] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> with a plastic stirrer from macdonalds.
[03:26] <Holliday> Afterwards could you make me lunch Auntdrenalynn?
[03:26] * Hellion wallops holliday with a conk-shell
[03:26] <Holliday> I like my peanut butter and jelly cut diagnolly :D
[03:27] <[GSF]Adrenalynn> hold on Holliday, let me get your IP address and gimme a few secs to get all my hacker friends and hacker tools...

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<Hellion> did someone say GAY BEASTIALITY!
<Hellion> THATS TODAY'S SECRET WORD OF THE DAY!
<DragonmasterSlash> We're not talking about pippin hellion.
<decoy> YOU HAVE SOUMMONED HELLION
<decoy> that's like crying FAT WOMEN and watching ardekrag come running

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--ALMOST HE DID NUT CRACK. THEN WHAMMO--
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[12:36] <Shodan> GOOD DAY, Kicky, Kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kic
[12:36] * Shodan sets mode: +o Kicky
[12:36] <Kicky> Wot?
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and then he orgasmed
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> like 5 motherfucking times
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and I couldn't help but return the favor
[12:37] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> Sounds a like a good time
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> we would've done more
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but the lube crusted uc
[12:37] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and he got sick when he licked it off
[12:38] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> Well honestly shacker it sounds fun, but didn't you hurt the poor 3 year old boy?
[12:38] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> well a bit
[12:38] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but it was a NIGGER boy
[12:38] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> so it's cool
[12:38] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> oic
[12:38] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> plus he did orgasm
[12:38] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> well thats all right then
[12:38] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> I mean so what, some little nigger kid got raped
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it wasn't rape
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> not like he was white or anything
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> pls
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I told him HE COUlD LICK MY LOLLYPOP
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and he did
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> you know you are a rapist
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> all consentual
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and this was in canada
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Nitro> the best topic starter was Shogo
[12:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> so it doesn't count anyways
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> canadian black?
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Nitro> OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
[12:39] <[BTFzor]Nitro> THE ACHUTA COMMISSION
[12:40] <[BTFzor]Nitro> random bullshit topics about African economic crises
[12:40] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> Nitro
[12:40] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> you mind?
[12:40] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> this is a rather serious discussion
[12:40] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> so shacker how tight is that 3 year old ass?
[12:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it was so tight
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Nitro> wot
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Nitro> oh
[12:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it broke almost on impact
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Nitro> sorry guys i wasnt paying attention
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> did you use a condom?
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Nitro> go on with your illegal pedophilia discussion and let me just add that I APPROVE
[12:41] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> i mean he is black, he totally has aids
[12:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> of course not. condoms are for straights
[12:42] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I HUMPED THE AIDS RIGHT OUT OF HIM
[12:43] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> oh man
[12:43] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> that is a story of love and passion
[12:43] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it was PASSION indeed
[12:43] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> perhaps we should travel around the world and hump the aids out of all 3 year old black boys?
[12:43] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> he described it quite vividly. "BURNING! OH MY GOD BURNING!"
[12:43] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> not tonight
[12:43] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> Joe from prison got my address
[12:44] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> we could even hit the french alps and have AFGHAN MOUNTAINTOP GOAT SEX IN THE FRENCH ALPS WITH BIG GREASY HUNGARIAN DYKES
[12:44] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> tomorrow
[12:44] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> very arousing though. but joe is 7'2"
[12:44] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> oh my
[12:44] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> a nigger?
[12:44] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> half
[12:44] <BennyBigHair> WOLFY MAKE TE FUCKING N
[12:45] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> oh that sounds intense
[12:45] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> http://www.forumplanet.com/planetdreamcast/bentest/active.asp
[12:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it is
[12:45] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> TAKE A PICTAR BENNY
[12:46] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> ok, I'm hookering this. THE DAY HE DIDN'T CRACK HOMGOMG
[12:46] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> maybe
[12:46] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> kicky
[12:46] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> what would you say if I fucked you in the ass?
[12:46] * [BTFzor]Wolfy fucks kicky in the ass
[12:47] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> DOUBLE TEAM
[12:47] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> WAIT
[12:47] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> FUCK THAT
[12:47] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> LETS HAVE A FUCKING ORGY
[12:47] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> GOGOGO
[12:47] * Kicky was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (JOIN PLS)
[12:47] * [BTFzor]Wolfy changes topic to 'BENTEST GAY ANAL ORGY'
[12:47] * [BTFzor]Wolfy fucks sam in the ass
[12:47] <BennyBigHair> wtf you fucked it up shacker kikik
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[12:47] <Shodan> GOOD DAY, Kicky, Kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky kicky miles davis. [0]
[12:47] * Shodan sets mode: +o Kicky
[12:47] * [BTFzor]Wolfy fucks kicky in the ass
[12:47] * [BTFzor]Wolfy fucks Hardflip in the ass
[12:47] * [BTFzor]Wolfy fucks thrall in the ass
[12:47] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> ORGY PLS
[12:48] * [BTFzor]NVShacker changes topic to 'www.tinyurl.com/a8uzw | BENTEST GAY ANAL ORGY'
[12:48] * [BTFzor]NVShacker fucks [BTFzor]Nitro up the ass
[12:48] * [BTFzor]NVShacker fucks BennyBigHair RIGHT UP THE ASS
[12:48] <BennyBigHair> :0o
[12:49] <Kicky> ......
[12:49] * Kicky has left #bentest
[12:49] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> O
[12:49] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> W
[12:49] <Hardflip> haha
[12:49] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> N
[12:49] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> E
[12:49] <[BTFzor]Wolfy> D
[12:49] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> FINALLY
[12:49] <BennyBigHair> I DONT GET IT

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<Shodan> I said that i mean the ds is a stupid homo lol! Sam is a stupid homo lol! Sam is a god damn nigger mmb is a stupid homo lol! Sam is a stupid spineless grunt, that worked for einstein, but i was fighting as an example of their prostitution deals.

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<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard...
<fin> Then shave.
<Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con.
<Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one.
<fin> Why?
<Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have.
<fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn.
<Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY?
<Macavity> Shiiiit....
<fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<Maestro|OoT> LARP?
<Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing.
<Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO.
<fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?

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Hardflip: to make it better, my monitor seems to have just changed to a HUGE bright line 3 times today, and I have to reset it
Hardflip: ghey
[GSF]Quizical: Look on the bright side Flip
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Shodan: hay thar, Kicky, What are you reading kicky? [0]
*** Mode change "+o Kicky" for channel #bentest by Shodan.
[BTFzor]Tweak: still, at least you got the stains out
Kicky: ?
Hardflip: yeah the blood was a little tricky
[GSF]Quizical: how does being circumsised affect anal sex feeling?
Kicky: ......I fucking hate you people
Kicky: ALL OF YOU
[GSF]Quizical: Does the lack of a foreskin make it feel different for the catcher?
[GSF]Quizical: Like smooth condoms as opposed to ribbed?
[GSF]Quizical: what the fuck is the matter with yuo Kicky?
Hardflip: That's rude, Quizical. Have some decency
[GSF]Quizical: Jesus, I'm trying to have a conversation here
[BTFzor]Tweak: quiz - tends to be less friction
[GSF]Quizical: So less pleasure?
[GSF]Quizical: Hmm
Hardflip: I bet when Kicky sees his bum in the mirror he throws up and cries in a corner
[GSF]Quizical: There is a Jewish guy that's kinda hot at work
[BTFzor]Tweak: if you pul the foreskin over the tip, you can thrust in small bursts without lube, it feels fantastic
Hardflip: Just don't get smegpoo!
[GSF]Quizical: but I think I'll pass him
[BTFzor]Tweak: that totally spoils the taste of asscock flip
Kicky: goddamnit
[GSF]Quizical: Ever since I started eating at least five portions of fruit and veg a day I've been told that my shit tastes a lot nicer
[GSF]Quizical: I ate way too much fatty meat before
Hardflip: Man, that must've been salty
Hellion: drink coke
[GSF]Quizical: that make it sweeter?
Hellion: MORE SNICKERS MORE COKE
[GSF]Quizical: speaking of which
[GSF]Quizical: guys
[BTFzor]Tweak: did you know coke is the only liquid sperm dissolves in?
[GSF]Quizical: if you want to make your semen taste sweeter
[GSF]Quizical: eat more fruit
[GSF]Quizical: and vegetables
[GSF]Quizical: I've found that taking speed really improves my sexual performance
Hardflip: Yes, I find inserting strawberries before intercourse very sweetening
[BTFzor]Tweak: quiz - i heard it was dangerous
[GSF]Quizical: a friend of mine was a heavy speed user for years
[GSF]Quizical: he started getting blood in his semen
[GSF]Quizical: I'm not going that crazy
Hardflip: ....
Kicky: just fucking shoot me
Hardflip: strawberry milkshake
[GSF]Quizical: I've just taken it once or twice before I hit the local bar
[GSF]Quizical: You're right though, I should probably give it a miss
[BTFzor]Tweak: kicky, people like you just need a good stiff cock up them, set them right
[GSF]Quizical: I fucking hate homophobes
Hardflip: Kicky isn't a homophobe
Hardflip: He's an analphobe
[GSF]Quizical: Like, I was in the park with a guy friend
[GSF]Quizical: and he was jacking me off
[GSF]Quizical: but we were being really discrete
[BTFzor]Tweak: cottaging?
[GSF]Quizical: there was just a couple of people in the distance
[GSF]Quizical: and I had a blanket over my lap
[GSF]Quizical: but some fucker came up anyway and was all "you're disgusting"
Hardflip: I bet it looked like a tent
[GSF]Quizical: man, what a dick
[GSF]Quizical: just to piss him off my friend put his head under the blanket
Hardflip: I would've bukkaked him
[GSF]Quizical: I considered it
[GSF]Quizical: but he would have gone to the police
[GSF]Quizical: and DNA evidence is a bitch
Hardflip: Just say it was your friend who aimed it
[BTFzor]Tweak: okay, so theoretical question
[BTFzor]Tweak: say your partner is getting you to lick his asscock clean
[BTFzor]Tweak: and you find a piece of sweetcorn on the end
[BTFzor]Tweak: is it appropriate to laugh?
*** Kicky has left #bentest.
[BTFzor]Tweak: YES!!!
[BTFzor]Tweak: I WIN!!!
[BTFzor]Shang: awesome
[BTFzor]Tweak: god damn, he's lasting longer
Hardflip: rfofl
Hardflip: we need to make them more graphic
[BTFzor]Shang: we must think up nastier things
[BTFzor]Shang: yes
Hardflip: "brb my ass is bleeding and shitting all over my chair"
[BTFzor]Tweak: "oh fuck, i'm getting mad seepage after last night, got to change my manpon"
[BTFzor]Tweak: "guys, ever taken so much cock you need to start wearing a nappy?"
[GSF]Quizical: "Does a guy's race affect the taste of his semen?"
[GSF]Quizical: "I'm thinking of starting a survey"
[GSF]Quizical: stroke of genius at the end there Tweak
[GSF]Quizical: Damnit
[GSF]Quizical: I was planning on fapping
[BTFzor]Tweak: WE KILLED HIS COCK :c
[GSF]Quizical: but for some reason, after talking about graphic anal sex for fifteen minutes, the urge has faded somewhat

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<[BTFzor]Shang> C'mon VC, you are such a goddamn hard core feminist that I can smell your bra burning from here
<[BTFzor]Shang> new found respect for pearl *
<SimSars> that guy is a dumbass
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<Shodan> GOOD DAY, Kick, I tried to kick in. [0]
*** Mode change "+o Kicky" for channel #bentest by Shodan
<Kicky> http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1897&tid=1711895
<SimSars> so it got stuck
<Kicky> rofl
<[BTFzor]Shang> were you able to pull it out?
<SimSars> and i had to like, twist it all the way around several times
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> ouch
<[BTFzor]Shang> damn
<SimSars> yeah, but my anus prolapsed a few inches
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> that happened to me last year
<[BTFzor]Shang> were you able to sit down?
<SimSars> (that's when you have your anus go OUTSIDE YOUR BODY btw)
<SimSars> no i had to go to the hospital
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I actually had to go the a proctologist the next day
<[BTFzor]Shang> what'd the doctors say?
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> said it would be fine as long as I didn't have any more anal sex for a week or so
<SimSars> they gave me a warning against "bizarre and strenuous anal insertions" but fuck that
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> and gave me some stuff for the pain
<[BTFzor]Shang> worst are the butt plugs
<SimSars> lucky, i didn't get anything
<[BTFzor]Shang> when you pull em out
<[BTFzor]Shang> SHIT
<[BTFzor]Shang> EVERYWHERE
<[BTFzor]Shang> and muddy looking liquids
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> oh god I know
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> disgusting
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> but it feels so good
<[BTFzor]Shang> damn straight
<Kicky> ......
<SimSars> you guys don't know what you're missing
<SimSars> that shit is AWESOME
<SimSars> like playdough
<[BTFzor]Shang> not even i go that far
<[BTFzor]Shang> but whatever floats your boat
<SimSars> philistine
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> one guy I was with loved to suck my dick after I pulled out of him
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> he got off on it
<[BTFzor]Tweak> did you guys know you can actually split the wall of your large intestine if the cock goes in deep enough?
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> yeah
<[BTFzor]Shang> even snowballed with shit in your mouth?
<SimSars> yeah, i've felt like that was gonna happen once or twice
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> that happened to my friend once
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> Not my mouth shang
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I like keeping my mouth clean
<[BTFzor]Tweak> omg shang, that is so sexy
<[BTFzor]Tweak> we used to have scat parties back at uni
<Kicky> goddamnit, puke encrusted shit stains :(
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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> but like once, when I pulled out of this guy's ass
<SimSars> hahahahaha
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> hahahaha
<[BTFzor]Shang> ah
<[BTFzor]Shang> HAhaha
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> :)
<[BTFzor]Shang> never gets old

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[02:59] <BTFzor]Shang>fuck
[02:59] * [BTFzor]Shang was kicked by Shodan (you said PORN!)

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<chris> if I'm going to make friends, they better be the type with breasts who want to come back to my hotel room

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<The_Spaniard> unban me dickhead I payed money just to come back on

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<MrHead> Llandy is ugly
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> though I think trips's crush on her is rather cute
<MrHead> and Acid is an overweight Mexican
<[GSF]00033> heh, she is

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Shodan: Danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish.
Shodan: Danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish.
Shodan: Danish danish danish.
Shodan: The word danish has been tampered with!
Shodan: Danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish danish.
Shodan: Zombies ate my danish danish danish danish danish danish danish.

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[GSF]00033: "I AM LEAVING FOREVRA"
[GSF]00033: "OMG STFU"
Shang|CSS: only mkl make an awesoem topic of such proportions turn into shit
Hardflip: IGNORE HER
BennyBigHair: DELETE HER
MHMike: FLAME HER
Shang|CSS: CIRCUMCISE HER
BennyBigHair: TIE HER UP AND LYNCH HER
[BTFzor]Tweak: "quit fucking with me then!" - QUIT SAYING DUMB SHIT AND WE'LL QUIT FUCKING WITH YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING TARBABY JIGABOO FAT NIGGER FUCK
Shang|CSS: lol
[BTFzor]wolfy: TARBABY JIGABOO FAT NIGGER FUCK
[BTFzor]Tweak: shit
[BTFzor]wolfy: ROFL
MHMike: MKL'S BOYFRIEND IS THE BRER RABBIT
Shang|CSS: hahaha
Shang|CSS: BRER FOX
[BTFzor]Tweak: i think my conscience just died
Shang|CSS: I GOT MY DONE PENIS STUCK IN THIS FAT JIGABOO
[GSF]Quizical: I FUCKING HATE ESKIMOES THE STUPID CUNT
MHMike: JEWCOON MKL
[BTFzor]Tweak: my inner child is curled up in the corner crying
[BTFzor]Tweak: and i feel awesome
[GSF]00033: MY HEAD FEELS LIK IT'S GONNA EXPLODE
Shang|CSS: i hate whales
[BTFzor]NVShacker: may I sex your inner child?
[BTFzor]Tweak: this must be what it's like to be wolfy
Shang|CSS: FUCK THE WHALES
BennyBigHair: http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1897&tid=1694772&p=2
MHMike: SOMEONE GET THE HARPOON GUN, WE'RE GOING MKL HUNTING
BennyBigHair: shoudl I delete post
MHMike: WHOOP WHOOP
[GSF]00033: hahahah
MHMike: omg
[BTFzor]NVShacker: Benny: probably, but it's awesome
MHMike: damn you tweak
[GSF]00033: Mike
MHMike: i really want to log in and pm mkl to shut her goddamn tarbaby jigaboo fat nigger fuck mouth
[GSF]00033: Did you fuck MKL and leave her with an illegitimate child?
Shang|CSS: what a horrible thing to say trips
[BTFzor]Tweak: benny...
Shang|CSS: you are a horrible person
[GSF]00033: WHERE YOU SO DRUNK U COULDN"T REMEMBER?
[BTFzor]Tweak: pls edit
[GSF]Quizical: ahahahahaha
[GSF]Quizical: better delete it though Benny
*** BennyBigHair has signed off IRC (Quit: Leaving).
[BTFzor]Tweak: BEFORE SHE PUNCHES ME THE FUCK OUT
MHMike: WHY IS MKL GAYING UP M THREAD
Shang|CSS: benny delete
[GSF]00033: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shang|CSS: she's seen it by now
[GSF]00033: BEEEENYY!11
[BTFzor]Tweak: i will deny all knowledge of saying that if she PMs me
Shang|CSS: delete before you are banned
MHMike: BENNY GET BANNED
[GSF]00033: OMGOMGOMGOGM
MHMike: \o/
MHMike: \\\\\\\\oooooooo
[BTFzor]Tweak: i will say hardflip edited benny's post as both benny and i have spurned his homosexual advances of late.

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<Huw> aint it cool still exists?
<Huw> wtf?
<Huw> 1998 is attacking aarrrgghhh

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<SHODAN> I DIDN'T DO IT, I HAVE THE SKEET IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND IN THE XANDER ZONE.

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[GSF]00033: I love getting corpses naked

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<Ed_Oscuro> nvbot, tell me about half-life: uplink
<Shodan> Uplink was a great quote just had a slow fall spell handy, that jumping scroll you can suck enough dick to be about?
<Ed_Oscuro> hahahaha
<Ed_Oscuro> no thx

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<Shodan> Sargasm dosent understand the power of my gaijin smash. I acquired this attack when i was crazy for killing everyone in fallout 2 that i got to tell him he wouldn't know until he actually tried, but no go. "You guys don't understand," he says. "You have gaijin power so you could only carry 2.

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<Shodan> We in the ass.
<Ed_Oscuro> !shutup
<Shodan> Fuck you in the ass.
<Ed_Oscuro> !shutup
<Shodan> We in the ass.

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<Shodan> Uplink was a great well appreciated work of fiction known as the bible with some good ghost writers but unfortunately xerxes decided to choke a bitch and put it in the first hl.

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<thrall> Iced tea incident=just after having sex with my GF at the time (I was around 17) I made a batch of iced tea and stirred it with my still drippy semi and left it in the fridge for him to drink
<Chef_Dubya> O_o
<Chef_Dubya> ohh god
<DrgnmstrSlash> Wow.
<DrgnmstrSlash> That is evil.
<thrall> my GF had followed me into the kitchen and was like "Oh god, you're not...going to...oh god you did"
<Chef_Dubya> LOL
<DrgnmstrSlash> LOL
<DrgnmstrSlash> Dude, that's an awesome GF to not try and stop you.
<thrall> revenge is not only a dish best served cold, but lemon flavored as well

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<[P]aradox> spaniard the dry cleaners called, your lycra suit would be ready but they're still scrubbing sand out of the groin area
<The_Spaniard> go blow a goat paradox there is no point in continuing the asshole
<[P]aradox> we were going to continue the asshole but sales were lower than projected

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<DarthAcid> You saw me dry it straight.
<DarthAcid> I want to get it cut in layers and do that.
<BennyBigHair> haha what
<[Ninj4]00033> I have no idea what the hell she just said
<DarthAcid> ...
<BennyBigHair> All I heard was "period period period period"
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