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<BennyBigHair> HELLO I WANT SEX
<BennyBigHair> HELLO VAGINA
<BennyBigHair> WHAT SHUTUP HERE IS A BROWN BAG
<BennyBigHair> OK BYE

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> whenever rumsfeld sees niggers having a good time, HE RUINS IT
<[BTFzor]Nitro> Rumsfeld saw some black kids shooting hoops so he took out a knife and popped their ball
<decoy> rofl nitro
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> rumsfeld is a straight up MEAN NIGGA
<[BTFzor]Nitro> first he came on the court while they were playing
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> i bet he was the victim of blanca's attempted assault
<[BTFzor]Nitro> straight up boxed a nigger out
<[BTFzor]Nitro> grabbed a nasty board
<[BTFzor]Nitro> then cut the ball
<[BTFzor]Nitro> and told them all to go fuck themselves
<[BTFzor]Nitro> then he said "VOTE BUSH" and walked away
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> i bet rumsfeld tells the press he's going to have a press conference on iraq and the insurgency, but just ditches them in a bad part of DC sothe niggaz in his crew straight up rob them
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> rumsfeld's fucking old
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> he was the reason that the crips were formed

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[GCT]MMB: ahh i love when a drink is so cold you can feel it go down your throat and into your chest
[BTFzor]Tweak: just like semen, but cold
[GCT]MMB: no, but because it's cold, you can feel it go down farther than normal
[P]aradox: usually when I have a drink I feel it go into my stomach
[P]aradox: not into my chest
[P]aradox: that's where air goes
[BTFzor]Tweak: black people have their internal organs upside down though [P]
[P]aradox: oh I forgot that all their organs were squished together to make room for their nose
[BTFzor]Tweak: no that's jews. the black abdomen is basically a complicated cooling system for their massive wangs
[GCT]MMB: well i cant feel it go all the way into my stomach, it kinda disappates in my throat
[BTFzor]Tweak: see? straight into the sperm ducts, no messin
[P]aradox: but MMB's wang is the size of a grasshopper
[P]aradox: ohh wait I have it
[P]aradox: I forgot that negroes also have storage space in their stomach cavity for all the crack they ingest
[BTFzor]Tweak: and stolen TVs
[P]aradox: those are kept in the anus
[BTFzor]Tweak: next to the stolen bikes

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<[WTF]LordNagash> and if i was with a woman whos pussy leaked as much as pussies in hentai do, I'd have to put a tarp under her before we started
<DrgnmstrSlash> I have been with a girl who was ale to leak as much as that Nagash. It looked like she'd wet her pants when she got really excited.
<[WTF]LordNagash> wow
<DrgnmstrSlash> It was kinda freaky.
<[WTF]LordNagash> did you have to use a tarp?
<DrgnmstrSlash> No, we used her fiance's couch.

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> oatmeal is god damn gully
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> in the ghetto when we couldn't afford oatmeal we had to make it out of cardboard boxes
<spider> Man, back in the day, we used to pour our oatmeal into kitchen drawers and leave it for a week just to get it to taste right
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hahaha
<[BTFzor[Ocelot> Marmaduke likes his oatmeal
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> back in the day, we had to make oatmeal in our pockets because we couldn't afford bowls
<CoffeeAnaan> back in the day we had to oat the meal
<[BTFzor[Ocelot> way back when, we would put dust in our oatmeal to make fun of those rich asshole honkeys who could afford sugar
<spider> Man, when we made oatmeal, we had to put gravel in it to get the consistency right
<CoffeeAnaan> I was soo poor that i ate dirt and broken glass
<spider> With milk, I hope
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> when we made oatmeal, we had to use pencil shavings- and for pencils we had to use earthworms!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> back in the day, a nigga could sometimes afford to LOOK at some milk behind the glass
<CoffeeAnaan> when i was young our dad used to punch us in the stomach so our appetite would go
<CoffeeAnaan> sumthimes in the face
<spider> Sometimes, if we were lucky, we'd find a dead dog
<spider> Food for weeks, I tell you
<CoffeeAnaan> once during winter, my family of 17 had a stick of wax and mactch stickl to lat us for 2 months
<CoffeeAnaan> we burnt the wax and drank the melted wax
<spider> Matches?
<CoffeeAnaan> then we ate the stick
<spider> We used to dream of matches
<spider> We thought people with matches were posh
<CoffeeAnaan> oh they were fantastic
<spider> We had to use fucking flint and tinder
<CoffeeAnaan> if you ever got hungry just burn your kidneys for a bit and the hunger would go
<spider> My dad ate his own foot
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i had to wait for someone to shoot at me and then try to get out of the way so the bullet would hit the pile of dirt we used for firewood and ignite it
<CoffeeAnaan> we used to beg to be shot in the mouth just so we could eat the bullet
<CoffeeAnaan> but our dad ate the gun
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hahahahaha
<spider> rofl
<spider> My parents sent my sister to be a sex slave in Germany, because shit was the cheapest thing to eat
<CoffeeAnaan> my parents ate my sister
<CoffeeAnaan> then we used her bones to build us a house
<CoffeeAnaan> then we ate the house

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<[BTFzor]Ted> Sometimes I like to fantasize about big slices of meet bouncing up against protective tarp much like a grandmother's soggy breasts mmmmm oh baby baby
* [BTFzor]Ted has quit IRC (Quit: Charlie is a big token, he smokes 2-3 packs a day and Denize hates it.)
<decoy> okay. what the fuck?

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(20:38:37) nyopallo: Triplo: My flatmate walked in on me while I fapped today.
(20:38:54) nyopallo: I put it away super quick, pointed at him, and said "I'm masturbating".

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<CoffeeAnaan> is BANG really a woman?
<[P]aradox> yes
<CoffeeAnaan> how old is she?
<OMGPATHOGEN> Close to 30 I think
<[P]aradox> 30 something
<[P]aradox> like 32, I think
<CoffeeAnaan> oh k
<[BTFzor]Tweak> GUNS
<OMGPATHOGEN> And I find it scary that a bona fide adult would put up with this group
<[BTFzor]Tweak> LOTS OF GUNS
<OMGPATHOGEN> Let alone a woman
<Leo|Home> wtf
<[BTFzor]Tweak> we're too awesome for women to deal with
<Leo|Home> Isn't Bang white and skinny?
<[P]aradox> yes
<OMGPATHOGEN> As I recall she is hot
<[P]aradox> well
<CoffeeAnaan> she don der a hill billy
<mrpickles> hm
<CoffeeAnaan> pix?
<[P]aradox> white and skinny, I dunno. More likely tanned and muscular
<mrpickles> (again)
<Leo|Home> Well
<[P]aradox> she's like the female vin diesel
<OMGPATHOGEN> No hair?
<[P]aradox> the female vin diesel has hair
<[BTFzor]Tweak> deep gravelly voice?
<CoffeeAnaan> as i recall it was ripped out when she wrestld 3 sharks
<Liesmith> the female vin diesel doesn't sound terribly hot
<CoffeeAnaan> musles > boobs
<[P]aradox> okay, how about the female arnold
<Liesmith> ah. I stand corrected
<[P]aradox> the female the rock
<Liesmith> mmm
<[P]aradox> the female mel gibson
<Liesmith> old
<CoffeeAnaan> the female MKL
<[P]aradox> hahahahah
<CoffeeAnaan> lols
<OMGPATHOGEN> Hotter than the sun
<OMGPATHOGEN> She can break your skull between her thighs like a walnut
<Ed_O> rofl
<Liesmith> can people break walnuts between their thighs?
<Liesmith> HOT
<[P]aradox> I can break skulls between my walnuts
<n1nj4> just imagine what she can do to a cock
<OMGPATHOGEN> BANG can because she has the strength of ten sexy bears
<OMGPATHOGEN> Which is like 35 normal bears
<Liesmith> damn the allure of those bears
<CoffeeAnaan> Many liberal near 30 wman on GSF
<CoffeeAnaan> scary
<Ed_O> many undereducated near 15 teenagers on GSF
<Ed_O> scary
<OMGPATHOGEN> Someone has to send her this conversation
<[GSF]00033> lolo
<[BTFzor]Tweak> bang can use the force to choke cocks with telepathy if she wishes
<CoffeeAnaan> she will hunt us down
<CoffeeAnaan> ..thats all i got
<Liesmith> and destroy us with her walnut crushing bear power

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#Bentest on MKL...
[23:13] [WTF]LordNagash: it's not her fault
[23:13] [WTF]LordNagash: she obviously had a large piano fall onto her head
[23:13] [WTF]LordNagash: at birth
[23:13] Redping: haha
[23:13] MaximumSushi: hahahaha
[23:13] Liesmith: on the operating table
[23:13] Liesmith: the doctor dropped his piano
[23:13] Redping: haha
[23:13] Liesmith: tragically
[23:13] [WTF]LordNagash: haha
[23:14] Scottzor: "doctor where do you want the piano?"
[23:14] Redping: it's the hospitals defence against ugly babies
[23:14] Scottzor: "on the - NOOOOOOOOOOO"
[23:14] Liesmith: OH I'LL TAKE IT OOOPS
[23:14] Redping: Haha
[23:14] [WTF]LordNagash: he was like "I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN PRACTICING FOR THE BIG CONCERT WHILE DELIVERING A CHILD"
[23:14] Scottzor: hahahahahahahahahahah
[23:14] Liesmith: rofl
[23:14] Redping: rofl
[23:14] Redping: hahah
[23:14] Scottzor: "oh well, its juts MKL"
[23:14] Liesmith: that's her real name
[23:14] Scottzor: haha yes
[23:14] Redping: MarioKartLady
[23:14] Redping: On her birth certificate
[23:15] [WTF]LordNagash: hahaha
[23:15] MaximumSushi: hahaha
[23:15] [WTF]LordNagash: she came out of the womb playing Super Mario Brothers
[23:15] Scottzor: "doctor are you sure you should be juggling pianos in the operating room?"
[23:15] Redping: She was designing it in the womb
[23:15] vermouth: Didn't everyone Nagash?
[23:15] Redping: She wrote the instruction manual using her own embriotic fluids
[23:15] MaximumSushi: I am going to buy a new reggy tendy
[23:15] Liesmith: heh
[23:15] Redping: THAT'S WHERE HER SIGS COME FROM
[23:16] Liesmith: the womb?
[23:16] Scottzor: "nurse i have been delivering babies for 20 years and juggling pianos for 27 years, i think I know how to - oh shit"
[23:16] Redping: Haha
[23:16] Redping: rofl
[23:16] [WTF]LordNagash: Scottzor - "LISTEN, IF I DONT PRACTICE PIANO JUGGLING THE BANK WILL REPOSESS MY HOUSE FOR SOME REASON"
[23:16] Liesmith: hahaha
[23:16] Redping: haha
[23:16] Redping: gggggg's to scottzor and nagash
[23:16] [WTF]LordNagash: "I'LL TAKE MY OWN COUNCIL IF IT IS SAFE TO DO SO AROUND PREGNANT WOMEN"
[23:16] Redping: good good good good good good good game
[23:16] MaximumSushi: hahaha
[23:16] MaximumSushi: excellent hilarity
[23:17] [WTF]LordNagash: "BESIDES, SHE'S BLACK, NOT LIKE IT REALLY MATTERS IF THE CHILD DIES RIGHT?"
[23:17] Scottzor: hahahaaha
[23:17] Redping: rofl
[23:17] [WTF]LordNagash: "I COULD BE STOPPING FUTURE VCR THEFTS"
[23:17] [WTF]LordNagash: "ALTHOUGH IT COULD BE HARMFUL TO THE WORLD WATERMELON GROWING INDUSTRY"

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<Hardflip> omg
<Hardflip> it's me djing
<Hardflip> I didn't realize

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<Darth_Nasty> its like a forest of dicks with a dying baby in the middle

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<BTFzor-NVbot> I WILL SEND IT TO BUY INTO, MUCH LIKE I COULD GET HIGH ON PCP AND LSD. I GET HIGH GOTTA EAT THE JIZZ, PROVIDED ITS ONLY 2 LITERS.

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<The_Spaniard> Oh god first PS2 shots of RE4... http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2005/135/925156_20050516_screen027.jpg Why is Leon swinging into a PS1 game?
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> spaniard nobody fucking cares
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> make your stupid quips elsewhere
<The_Spaniard> funny I said that in 2 other rooms and this is the only one that anybody said anything negative to me
<The_Spaniard> your a fucker

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[BTFzor]Tweak> fuck
<[BTFzor]Tweak> bentest
<[BTFzor]Tweak> its
<[BTFzor]Tweak> open
<Kicky> YES
<[BTFzor]Nitro> LIAR
<[BTFzor]Tweak> look
<[BTFzor]Tweak> bentest
<[BTFzor]Tweak> open
<[BTFzor]Tweak> it works
<sars|shower> OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
<[BTFzor]Tweak> GO!!!!!!!
<[BTFzor]Tweak> FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
<[BTFzor]Nitro> OH SNAP SON
<[BTFzor]Nitro> FUCKIN BROLLIC
<[P]aradox> Jesus
<sars|shower> OMGOMGOMGOGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMG
<[BTFzor]Tweak> MY PANTS
<[BTFzor]Tweak> I NEED NEW PANTS
<sars|shower> FUCK
<sars|shower> YES
<sars|shower> tonight i am going to spam
<sars|shower> like a MALL FUCKER WHO FUCKS MALLS
<[BTFzor]Nitro> orgasmic spam

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<Leo|Home> It's gonna suck when I do get laid... I doubt any orifice is as rugged as a palm

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02:04] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> i was once going to use those chlorox disinfecting wipes, we had some
[02:04] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> but i saw on the box
[02:05] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> WARNING: IT IS A VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LAW TO USE THESE IN A MANNER OTHER THAN WHICH THEY ARE PRESCRIBED
[02:05] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> and right below it NOT TO BE USED AS PERSONAL WIPES
[02:05] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> which means
[02:05] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> if these touch your ass, they will be shortly followed by a government penis

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[17:26] [WTF]LordNagash: CaptainHorag is a sexy fag
[17:26] [WTF]LordNagash: CaptainHorag is a sexy fag
[17:26] [WTF]LordNagash: CaptainHorag is a sexy fag
[17:26] [WTF]LordNagash: nvbot, CaptainHorag is a sexy fag
[17:26] CaptainHorag: nvbot Horag is a Viking
[17:27] NVbot: Captainhorag is a fag.
[17:27] NVbot: Pics of horag with his brother he made the first man to step up and reprebent jews on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the valley of darkness, for he is a viking.
[17:27] Suicidal_Bunny: hahaha
[17:27] CaptainHorag: FUCK

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<NVbot> Roses are red, violets are blue, nvbots am breads, i are eat you.

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[17:53] <[GSF]00033> Oscuro wtf are you doing?
[17:53] <[GSF]00033> I hear swearing and niggers upstair
[17:54] <Ed_Oscuro> GOD DAMNED DOG PISSED ON THE FLOOR
[17:54] <Ed_Oscuro> AGAIN

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<[BTFzor]Nitro> look, this isnt that big of a deal
<[BTFzor]Nitro> just close your eyes and eat the jizz

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<bobthb> WHAT IT IS, JIVE TURKEY?
<spooooooootle> WHAT IT IS
<spooooooootle> JIVE TURKEY??
<spooooooootle> sometimes the shit that comes out of this channel scares me greatly
* spooooooootle listens to Britney Spear - Everytime

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<Redping> Giants Citizen Kabuto comes in a box the size of my room
<Redping> I have to keep it in my backyard
<[GSF]PippinZ> I used to store mine in an empty pool
<[GSF]LordNagash> i stored mine in your MOTHERS VAGINA
<[GSF]LordNagash> i owned 34 COPIES TOO, BY THE WAY
<Redping> So what were you using the extra room for?

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<[GSF]Khaavren> GIRLS GIVE BETTER HEAD THAN GUYS

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[20:09] [BTFzor]intelli: I walk in to use a hairbrush and there's A FUCKING GREEN VIBRATOR IN PLAIN VIEW IN MY MUM'S DRAWER.
[20:10] Freestyle_SCCT: HAHAHAHAHA
[20:11] [BTFzor]intelli: Finding the Ann Summers bag with the mini beginner sized ass dildo in my dad's office yesterday was bad enough.
[20:11] [BTFzor]intelli: They're making no effort to hide this shit,
[20:11] Leo|Home: lol I would have turned it on and...
[20:12] Leo|Home: Put it back in the bag
[20:12] Leo|Home: Say there Mr. Intelli, I think your mobile's ringing.
[20:12] Leo|Home: HELOES OH NO DILDO IN MY EAR

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<Nyopallo> So what's up moz?
<moz> not much
<Nyopallo> How's the missus?
<moz> sitting here with no pants, killing time before calculus
<Nyopallo> gg
<moz> then after calc i'll go to lunch, play some wow, go see sin city, then more wow
<moz> all in all, a very good day ahead of me
<Nyopallo> No Sin City for me.
<moz> :(
<Nyopallo> For a long time.
<moz> and BT is blocked at your university isn't it?
<Nyopallo> Yeah
<Nyopallo> I'd rather wait for a decent quality virgin.
<Nyopallo> Er...
<Nyopallo> Version.

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[08:33] <[BTFzor]Nitro> a haiku for intelli:
[08:33] <[BTFzor]Nitro> oh, intelli. why
[08:34] <[BTFzor]Nitro> you torment lonely fgts
[08:34] <[BTFzor]Nitro> tranny erection

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<Acidic[GSF]> YOU HAVE NO TASTE.
<Acidic[GSF]> ALL OF YOUR TASTEBUDS WERE RUBBED OFF BY THE VARIOUS COCKS YOU ENGULF.
<[GSF]Head> AT LEAST WE HAD MORE COCKS IN OUR MOUTHS THAN ACID EVER WILL

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<Shang|RTW> INTELLI
<Shang|RTW> WHO IS THAT HOT GIRL IN YOUR PICS ALL THE DAMN TIME
<[BTFzor]intelli> Way out of your league.
<[GSF]Suerte> dude thats intelli
<[GSF]Suerte> you fag
<Shang|RTW> oh wtf
<[GSF]JohnDoe> rofl
<NVShacker> Hahaha.
<Shang|RTW> plucked eyebrows
<Shang|RTW> should've been a given

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<The_Spaniard> http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040709.jpg Head
<[GSF]Head> I sucked a lot of dicks and got my beta key
<[GSF]Head> mainly Doc's dick
<[GSF]Head> but he won't admit it
<decoy> Fucking christ
<SuicidalBunny> Head your so gay

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<[GSF]Head> http://www.car-solution.com/Saab%2093.jpg
<[GSF]Head> this is my second car
<mrpickles> aren't you 16?
<[GSF]Head> 17
<mrpickles> and you're already on your second car?
<The_Spaniard> I think I know "Head: Hey girl I have a good car this time, will you have sex with me now? Oh god please don't let me prove my dad's worst fears right"
<[GSF]Head> haha
<[GSF]Head> actually, semi-true

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<[GSF]Khaavren> mind lasers are still kind of shoddy. I tried using them and I accidently killed my dog and sterilized myself
<DarkFlow> YAY!
<DarkFlow> now the world won't have to worry about Khaavren offspring!
<[GSF]Khaavren> :(
<Huw`> #o/
<Huw`> oh wait
<DarkFlow> uhm... I mean... I'm sorry
<Huw`> damn windows layoout
<Huw`> uhm
<Huw`> \o/
<Huw`> hurrah
<[GSF]Khaavren> luckily I froze some of my sperm a few years ago
<[GSF]Khaavren> So there will be Khaavren babies yet
<Huw`> thats disturbing
<DarkFlow> yes... it is
<[GSF]Khaavren> Yeah, I keep it in my freezer to show my friends
<Huw`> THATS NOT A FREEZER
<Huw`> ITS A NATIVE AMERICAN

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<Redping> I confess: I am a sexual deviant who can only achieve orgasm through looking at tubgirl

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<[GSF]LordNagash> If Jews had fins they would own the ocean as well
<Archeoptrix> Too bad they can only own the skies with their beaks

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<[GSF]Head> I'm shallow

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[P]aradox (5:55 PM) :
yep, I can afford the plane tickets
[P]aradox (5:56 PM) :
but I can't afford to buy food
[GSF]JohnDoe (5:56 PM) :
rofl
[P]aradox (5:56 PM) :
maybe water, not sure
[GSF]JohnDoe (5:56 PM) :
you must starve then!
[P]aradox (5:56 PM) :
I will seduce hot women into feeding me peeled grapes
[P]aradox (5:57 PM) :
'can we make love now dear?' 'no darling I haven't eaten since tuesday, keep 'em coming'

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Mayday says:
Hang on, I have to check how heavy a pound is

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<[GSF]Head> I'd need the WinXP for Women, I'm computer retarded

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Chopped up a bit for concision, but it's a rare evening you join #gsf and everyone immediately begins discussing your relationship with your hand. Double-you tee eff?
<[BTFzor]DocSar> SALUTATIONSPHALLUS
<CaptainHorag> HALLOPENIS
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> right your THESIS on DOCSAR
<Acidic[GSF]> lol.
<[BTFzor]DocSar> Right your thesis at once, I say!
<[BTFzor]DocSar> Right it on me, like sauce.
<Acidic[GSF]> maybe i can write it about docsar AND masturbation.
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> good thing we have doctor sarcasm in here
<[BTFzor]DocSar> :-O
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> BECAUSE I HAVE SOME SORT OF VIRUS THAT HAS PUT MUCUS IN MY HEAD AND HURT IN MY THROAT
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I NEED MEDICINE PLZ DOCSAR
<CaptainHorag> DocSarc and masturbation go perfectly together
<Acidic[GSF]> i will have to study the masturbatory habits of docsar though.
<[BTFzor]DocSar> I specialize in evil superscience. You should consult DR> SARGAMS about medicine. I could build a bunch of little robots to go inside your body and shoot lasers at the virus, but then you might collapse into a pile of atoms.
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> it will be about how his voice is sexy
<CaptainHorag> Doc, fap and then send us pics
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> GG DOCSAR
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> OK
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I SHALL CONTACT DR>SARGASMS
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> OR NUT
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I DON'T KNW
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I HACVE A HEADEACHE FORM ALL THE MUCUS IN MY HEAD
<CaptainHorag> DOCTOR SARGASMS ONLY TELLS YOU TO FAP MORE
<CaptainHorag> HE IS A FRAUD
<[BTFzor]DocSar> WHAT IS ALL THIS TALK OF MY MASTURBATORY HABITS YOU DODGY JACKANAPES?
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CURE TO ME HORAG
<[BTFzor]DocSar> DR> SARGAMS is a FREUD
<CaptainHorag> BUT MY PROBLEM WAS THAT I FAP TOO MUCH

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<[BTFzor]DocSar> SALUTATIONSPHALLUS
<CaptainHorag> HALLOPENIS

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[23:28] <[GSF]Head> I got a love letter from the only openly gay kid in my school.
[23:29] <[GSF]Head> I was like, "wtf is this?"
[23:29] <[GSF]Head> he wrote my a letter asking if I was gay or bi
[23:30] <[GSF]Head> and drew smiley faces and stars and hearts all over it

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<[BTFzor]Tyrone> IF YOU HAD $500 WHAT COLLEGE WOULD YOU GO TO?
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> My email is awesome
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> haha
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> I would go to COMMUNITY COLLEGE
<[BTFzor]Tweak> i would go to cambridge for the day and tip Steven Hawking over, and yell NOT SO CLEVER NOW ARE YOU YOU BASTARD
<[BTFzor]DocSar> lololo
<spootle> rofl
<[BTFzor]DocSar> If there's a bad Stephen Hawking joke I haven't heard it.
<spootle> Stephen Hawkings walked into a bar
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> ROFL
<[BTFzor]DocSar> hahahaha
<spootle> rofl
<spootle> i didn't even get it
<spootle> until just then

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<[GSF]Quizical> Can hermaphrodites choose which body part to pee out of?

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<decoy> wtf is achuta?
<[BTFzor]Tweak> YES
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ACHUTA
<[GSF]MHMike> ACHUTA
<[BTFzor]DocSar> ACHUTA ACHUTA
<[GSF]MHMike> \o
<[GSF]MHMike> o/
<decoy> EXPLAIN PLZ
<[BTFzor]Tweak> BALLE BALLE ACHUTA REVOLUTION
<[GSF]MHMike> BALLE BALLE SKEET SKEET MOFUGGA
<decoy> fuckin weirdos

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<TweakZilla> spider: I see, but there's something compelling about arguing with Drewbert. It's like training a puppy to stand on it's hind feet so you can kick it in the stomach

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<[BTFzor]Tyrone> I wonder what cyber bondage is like
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> Is it like *my hands are tied, cant reach computer, have to use voice recognition OH NOE HERE COMESTHE BALL GAG*

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<[GCT]MMB> i needsideburns plzkthx
<Hardflip> MMB start shaving any hair that goes onto your face
<Hardflip> and then it'll all start growing quickly
<spootle> then he will have to start shaving other ppls balls rofl
<spootle> because other people's balls go on his face

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<[GSF]MHMike> wtf is this myspace garbage
<[GSF]MHMike> azn invzn
<decoy> who's the azn chick?
<[GSF]MHMike> she looks like a prostitute/junky
<moz> her name is KEKE Chun
<moz> her middle name is ^_~

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<[GSF]LordNagash> If I was going to cyber someone, I would require infallible proof that it was indeed a female
<Redping> I tried cybering once, and discovered I wasn't very good at it. I was like "OMEG I FUX U GUD" and *anonymous* all like "SPOOTLE HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION"
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