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<Kiru> ITS 9:11 NITRO I HAVE TO ARREST YOU

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OMG TED IS A FURRY!!
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> I have ops on #furcadia

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<The_Spaniard> watch Redping is going to be pooping in a public toilet when somebody will sit down on him not even noticing he is there
<CaptainHorag> a huge fat woman
<CaptainHorag> and that's how Redping will lose his virginity
<The_Spaniard> lolerskates
<[GSF]Mayday> Why would he be in the lady's room?
<CaptainHorag> ask him
<Redping> Oh my
<[GSF]Mayday> Also, why wouldn't he lock the door?
<The_Spaniard> public can be unisex
<The_Spaniard> or it could be a tranny

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[21:28] <Kiru> THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO KAYLEE
[21:28] <Kiru> YOUR ASS IS FULL OF COCKS
[21:28] <Kiru> AND SPACE IS FULL OF BEATING MEN
[21:30] <[BTFzor]Tyrone> GROUND CONTROL TO KAYLEE, THE CONDOM BROKE, THERES SOMETHING WRONG
[21:30] <Kiru> I THINK SOME PREGNANCYS ON ITS WAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
[21:30] <Kiru> AND THE REPORTERS WANT TO KNOW WHAT BRAND HE WOOOOOORE
[21:31] <Kiru> THIS IS KAYLEES BRO TO GROUND CONTROL
[21:31] <[BTFzor]Tyrone> TELL #GSF I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH
[21:31] <Kiru> THE ROOM IS FULL OF BLOOD AND I'LL NEVER USE A COATHANGER LIKE THAT AGAIIIIN
[21:31] <Kiru> HHHHHEEEEERE I AM SITTING IN MY RAPE VAN
[21:32] <Kiru> FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAR FROM THE DAY CARE
[21:32] <[BTFzor]Tyrone> KIRU'S COCK IS HUGE AND THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO
[21:32] <Kiru> THE RESTRAINING ORDERS STILL VALID AND I WANT TO EAT SOME SAAALAAAAAAAAD

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ONE TWO YOUR FACE MY SHOE
<[GSF]Khaavren> THREE FOuR COCK IN YOUR DOOR
<[GSF]Khaavren> FIVE SIX SUCKIN ON DICKS
<[GSF]Khaavren> SEVEN EIGHT CUM IS GREAT
<[GSF]Khaavren> NINE TEN LETS DO IT AGAIN
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ELEVEN TWELVE, BOOKS GO ON SHELVES
<Leo|Home> THIRTEEN FOURTEEN, AGE OF CONSENT

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<DrSarcasmEsq> Has THIS ever happened to YOU: "OH MY DEAR CHRIST YOUR VAGINA BIT MY COCKOFF--" Then maybe you should consult your physician about carnivorous snatch syndrome.

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Next on Head and AcidiC's "Dumby Computer Remark Hour":
[21:28] <[GSF]Acidic> i need myself a camaro.
[21:28] <[GSF]Acidic> jesus.
[21:28] <[GSF]MHMike> OLD CAMARO
[21:28] <[GSF]Acidic> old camaros are ..classy.
[21:29] <Hardflip> get a 120GB Seagate Barracuda Serial ATA 7200rpm w/ 8MB Cache
[21:29] <[GSF]Acidic> Cache?
[21:29] <[GSF]Acidic> Wtf is Cache in car terms?

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<Hardflip> god
<Hardflip> it's like he doesn't read a word we say in here when we talk about PCs
<spider> ...
<Head> like a F drive or something
<Head> because I'm out of room on my C drive
<Hardflip> uh
<Hardflip> how big is it?
<Head> 72 gigs
<spider> DELETE YOUR PORN YOU FAG
<Hardflip> I only use 52gb
<Head> I have 10 gigs left
<Hardflip> i've got a 120gb hd
<Hardflip> how did you manage that?
<Head> dunno
<Head> so I'm buying a new big ass harddrive
<spider> I've got an 80 gig HD, and I'm using less than half of it
<Hardflip> head
<Hardflip> how many games do you have installed?
<MHMike> hahahhaah
<MHMike> HEAD IS AWESOME
<Head> 4 I think
<Hardflip> wtf
<MHMike> head, you have four games installed and you're using like.. 60gb?
<MHMike> wtf
<MHMike> do you have like 30 gigs of music?
<spider> Mike: That's impossible
<spider> He listens to the same 30 songs or so over and over
<Hardflip> I have UT2004, Doom 3, All Steam apps, Hitman Contracts, Pacific Assault, Vampire Bloodlines and the ET/ETF stuff installed
<Head> fuck
<Head> think when I uninstalled IE I got rid of MS Paint
<Hardflip> .........
<Hardflip> you UNINSTALLED IE?
<spider> LMAO
<Hardflip> JESUS
<Hardflip> fucking
<Head> yeah
<Hardflip> christ
<spider> ahahaha
<Head> by accident
<MHMike> hahhaha
<MHMike> HEAD IS AWESOME

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[21:12] <[GSF]Head> which computer class should I take: Intro to C++ or Intro to Java?
[21:12] <Hardflip> uhh
[21:12] <Hardflip> java is easier, I think
[21:12] <[GSF]Head> ok
[21:12] <[GSF]Head> Java then
[21:12] <[GSF]Head> what is Java?
[21:12] <Hardflip> ........
[21:12] <[GSF]MHMike> ...
[21:13] <Hardflip> just don't take any class
[21:13] <[GSF]MHMike> hahahah
[21:13] <Hardflip> first it's you don't know how to change your resolution, now you don't know java
[21:14] <[GSF]Head> on the subject
[21:14] <[GSF]Head> what is a good separate hard drive I should buy?
[21:14] <[GSF]Head> because I have the money for one and it will be a late Xmas present
[21:14] <Hardflip> internal or external?
[21:14] <[GSF]Head> what is the difference?
[21:14] <_spider> ...
[21:15] * Hardflip smacks forehead

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<[GSF]Acidic> i actually don't like the concept of gay men.
<[GSF]Acidic> mostly b/c then they can't be attracted to me.

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[P]aradox: finished hl2
Dread: gg?
[P]aradox: WTF
[P]aradox: i thought the ending was a cliffhanger
[P]aradox: NOT A FUCKING NUCLEAR OBLITERATION OF ALL SENSE AND REASON
Dread: what would you call it?
Dread: oh that
Dread: well it certainly leaves room for HL3
[P]aradox: no fucking shit
[P]aradox: it left a plot hole as large as my penis
Dread: thats massive
Dread: and of course they have to leave room for the multiple expansion packs
Dread: one where you play a Combine, ala Opposing Force
Dread: one where you play as Barney again
[P]aradox: probably one where you play alyx
Dread: one where you play as Alyx with Dog as your buddy
[P]aradox: PLAY alyx
Dread: i'd play that
Dread: one where you play as Breener and be really fgt
[P]aradox: hahaha
Dread: one where you play as Gregori and kick some ass
[P]aradox: one where you play as a headcrab
Dread: i was JUST going to say that
Dread: and of course they'll have to be one where you play as a Vortigon
[P]aradox: oh, and the best one, where you play as a barnacle
Dread: haha
[P]aradox: waiting
[P]aradox: still waiting
[P]aradox: AH HAH
[P]aradox: oh shit, just a barrel
[P]aradox: waiting
Dread: damnit i was JUST going to say that again
Dread: "snap, thats just a flaming exploding barrel. Oh well, game over"
[P]aradox: and of course one where you play as alyx's pants

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Hotmail Staff just sent me an email!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> I reported it as junk mail!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> TAKE THAT BILL GATES!

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<[GSF]Wolfy> SEX LAWS ARE DISREGARDED
<[GSF]Wolfy> EXCEPT WHEN BOYS AND MICHAEL JACKSON ARE INVOLVED
* ShangTang faps

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<[GSF]medium_tom> I was working today in the supermarket at the checkouts
<[GSF]medium_tom> and this hot chick was over at the cigerette kiosk with some guy
<[GSF]medium_tom> and I kept looking back over my shoulder checking her out
<[GSF]medium_tom> and you know how you can tell someones talking about you? He said something to her and they both kept looking over at me
<[GSF]medium_tom> she kept looking around at me smiling and I was like :O \o/
<[GSF]medium_tom> then I got on with serving some customer, and someone behind me placed a bit of paper on my till
<[GSF]medium_tom> but I was busy and didn't see who
<[GSF]medium_tom> I opened it up and it had a phone number followed by 'Please text me, Dave x

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<[BTFzor]Nitro> I have a quick question for you warrior
<WarriorGSI> Congrats on the award
<WarriorGSI> speak!
<[BTFzor]Nitro> WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON SPACE ALIENS? YES OR NO I NEED AN ANSWER IMMEDIATELY
<Jyril> Hahahaha!!!!
<[GSF]Oopah> ROFL
<[GSF]Shang> rofl
<bobthb> ROFL
<CaptainHorag> hahahaha
<[GSF]Shang> gg
<WarriorGSI> Horizontal

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Warrior's Rage-Part 2
* CaptainHorag was kicked by WarriorGSI (WarriorGSI)
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<Jyril> HAHAHAHAHA
<DrgnmstrSlash> :o
<CaptainHorag> OHNOES
<[GSF]Shang> YAY
<WarriorGSI> Oops

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A God Graces #GSF
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<[GSF]LordNagash> OH SNAP
<[GSF]Khaavren> :o
<moz> :O
<moz> omg
<decoy> why hello there
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Good day Warrior
<moz> hello
<Acidic[GSF]> Hello Mister Warrior man.
<Jyril> Hey Warrior
<[GSF]Khaavren> Helloes
<WarriorGSI> Hey guys
<[GSF]LordNagash> Good day Warrior
<Atari_Addict> MR. SPARKLE
<[GSF]spider> Hiya
<fishbaugh> hey warrior!
<Tyrone[BTFzor]> Yo warrior
<[GSF]Head> hello
<[GSF]Oopah> whoa, hello there Warrior
<[GSF]LordNagash> Well, I can't say this is something I ever expected to see
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> What's shakin'?
<WarriorGSI> LOL
<WarriorGSI> Someone has to carry the mantle of shaithis :)
<[GSF]Head> wooh
<[GSF]LordNagash> Warrior - True that
<[GSF]Shang> Is that the real Warrior?
<[GSF]Head> yes
<Jyril> Warrior - Thanks for accepting the invition!
<[GSF]LordNagash> and I can't say I can ever picture EvilHomer in here
<fishbaugh> jyril sure knows how to set the mood

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**Regarding Head's Birthday**
<[GSF]Khaavren> maybe his sister will take pity on him and give him sex for his birthday
<[GSF]Head> yes

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<fishbaugh> HEY SARS YOU WILL NOW DIE
* fishbaugh sets mode: +o [BTFzor]Sargasm
<fishbaugh> FUCK
<fishbaugh> that was supposed to be a kick

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*Talking about Space Ace*
<[GSF]TechParadox> He's touched more young lives than Michael Jackson...

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<The_Spaniard> tyrone careful this is a dangerous game you are playing, you may soon become addicted to pretending to be a woman online -- Maybe that's what happened to MotoXGurLIE34234

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On MSN:
[GSF]JohnDoe says:
roses are red
[GSF]JohnDoe says:
violets are blue
[GSF]JohnDoe says:
in soviet russia
[GSF]JohnDoe says:
poem writes you!

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<[GCT]MMB> tyrone are you serious
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> no I am tyrone

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* moz would have kicked DrgnmstrSlash because he is 1337 and made a russian roulette script
* moz would have kicked [BTFzor]Sargasm because he is 1337 and made a russian roulette script
* moz would have kicked [GSF]MHMike because he is 1337 and made a russian roulette script
* moz would have kicked [GSF]JohnDoe because he is 1337 and made a russian roulette script
<moz> YES
<moz> I PWN
<DrgnmstrSlash> But none of us got kicked.
<DrgnmstrSlash> Did it work?
<moz> fine then mister
* DrgnmstrSlash prepares to be kicked.
* [GSF]TechParadox was kicked by moz (Russian Roulette)
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<moz> lololololo
<[GSF]TechParadox> Beeyatch!
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<Redping> I tried to explain gsf to my brother once, and he was like "Wait ... you all .. pretend to be HOMOSEXUALS?"
<Jyril> LMAO
<Redping> "Noes...well .. kind of.."
<[GSF]LordNagash> LOL
<[GSF]LordNagash> Oh man, that's gold

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Isn't there any more than gay inside your heads?

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<[GSF]MHMike> i have aborted babies with nothing but my huge, Thor like penis and my powerful, 13ph semen

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*rescued from a short-lived thread*
<HobbitSizedJohnsons> I am new To Gamespy. And I was just wondering If Gamespy Is better than Gamespot. Cause of late I am starting to hate gamespot. There moderaters are bleep!!!!, and I can not stand it anymore.
<MadMonk> No way Gamespot rules, we hang out in the Gamespy forums because we love Gamespot so much more.
<DrgnmstrSlash> I only come here to make fun of GameSpy because it sucks so much lolz
<Archeoptrix> Don't go bringing your online dramas over here, queenie. FOR WE ARE STOUT MEN HERE WHO BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES.
<DrgnmstrSlash> See? GS is GAYHOMOZ!
<Khaavren> Wait, I'm lost. Is this gamespy or gamespot? And can you please open my hatch? I can't breathe in here.
<PseudoCool> What does "bleep" mean? I am, how you say, new to English.
<RevolverOcelot> I ONLY POST TO SEE THE UPDATES OF HOW HOMOGAY THEY CAN BE
<Archeoptrix> THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT WRESTLEMANIA I SHALL BE BALLS DEEP IN YOUR ASS.
<Khaavren> You.....Me.....Cagematch. BRING IT
<DrgnmstrSlash> What are you gonna do when FUNKAMANIA goes wild on YOU brother?!?! You'd best lay down and take it like a STOUT MAN WHO BATENS DOWN THE HATCHES.

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<decoy> haha. razor ramone
<Archeoptrix> He was the shit, shut up
<Archeoptrix> My favorite pro wrestler
<Archeoptrix> Next to myself
<Archeoptrix> DEATH CHEF
<[BTFzor]Nitro> hahah
<Archeoptrix> I'm gonna be Death Chef the pro-wrestler
<Archeoptrix> and be on GI JOE Like sargeant slaughter
<decoy> lol
<Archeoptrix> and they'll be like "HEY DEATH CHEF COOK COBRA COMMANDER UP A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH

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<Pickles> But I NEED a cock in my ass.

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Heh, how long is it trips?
<[GSF]00033> like 1.2 inches
<[GSF]00033> :(
<[GSF]00033> fuck, maybe not even that after a feel test

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<[GSF]00033> I was wearing this tie at school today for the swim meet
<[GSF]00033> we have to dress up and shit
<[GSF]00033> then I thought "wtf?"
<[GSF]00033> I took off the tie, turned it into a bandana, unbuttoned my shirt, and took some markers and camoed my face
<[GSF]00033> then I walked into a bathroom to find a special ed kid taking a piss with his pants at his ankles
<[GSF]00033> I didn't hesitate as I snuck up behind him and slipped my left arm around his neck and my right around his chin
<[GSF]00033> Then I snapped it like a chicken
<[GSF]00033> his pay`nis that is

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<The_Spaniard> I suck at everything

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I wished we lived in australia with you cool australians
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> so we could avoid fgts like Proims here in the states
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> there should be an awesome UPN sitcom:
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> all of us living together in australia
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and it would be on HBO
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> because they allow nudity
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> "NAGASH YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN MY OATMEAL"
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> "OH DID I?"
<Jyril> LMAO
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> HAHAHAHA
<[GSF]LordNagash> LOL
<DrgnmstrSlash> Yeah, but with all the cock floating around, it'd have to be on showtime
<Jyril> Hahahaha
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> true
<[GSF]LordNagash> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "OR DID YOU POUR YOUR OATMEAL DOWN MY PEE HOLE?"
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
<[GSF]LordNagash> ahahahaha
<Jyril> Hahahahahaha

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<gatts> what if yuo get semens all over yuor ps2 controller?/??
<ChampionOfGod> BIBLE QUTES CHALLANGE ME!
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAT THE FUCK
<[GSF]MHMike> GATTS
<[GSF]MHMike> WHO THE FUCK
<[GSF]MHMike> WTF
<[GSF]MHMike> YOU ARE GAY
<gatts> i m a christian anime fan
* gatts was kicked by [GSF]MHMike (DEMONS OUT)
<ChampionOfGod> its in the babel
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<gatts> wtf dude i jsut wanna hang out
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<AlphaOperator> dont be mean!
<AlphaOperator> it is bad!
<ChampionOfGod> now come on now
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<GameGeek> lol thats wrong
<AlphaOperator> this is just a big misundestanding
<GameGeek> people should be nise
<[GSF]MHMike> EVERYONE GO AWAY
<gatts> mike jessu doesnt like tihs
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAt the hel
<AlphaOperator> What is a fucking arc?
<[GSF]MHMike> YOU FUYSS
<[GSF]MHMike> WT
<[GSF]MHMike> F
<[GSF]MHMike> GEUTI
<GameGeek> ao tell me about mushrooms
<AlphaOperator> well
<GameGeek> we should make a mushroom game
<gatts> mushrooms lol
<AlphaOperator> they taste good
<GameGeek> i am gg
<AlphaOperator> but you have to be careful!
<[GSF]MHMike> THIS IS GAY INVASION
<gatts> we shud make furry dooll
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAT THE FUCK
<AlphaOperator> dont eat a deathcap!
<[GSF]MHMike> IRC IS GAY
<gatts> mike
<gatts> do u like furries???
<[GSF]MHMike> THIS CHANNEL NEEDS VIRALLY CLEANSED
<[GSF]MHMike> PLAGUE BOMB
<AlphaOperator> also, done get lost despite having a GPS like i did!
<GameGeek> lol mike
<GameGeek> i am ur friend
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<gatts> dude wats your prob?
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<ChampionOfGod> MHMike do you know charist?
<GameGeek> be nice
<GameGeek> lol
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAT THE FUKC
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAT THE FUKC
<[GSF]MHMike> WHAT THE FUKC
<[GSF]MHMike> GET OUT
<AlphaOperator> i did one time
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP

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<[PHN]Black-Syth> What the fuck is going on here?
<MarioKartLady> we are two hot girls talking about grl stuff no boyz alowed ;)
<[PHN]Black-Syth> OMG STFUplz kthxbi
<MotoXGurlie12394> i tried 2 find loev on teh net but failed : (
<[GSF]MHMike> I HATE MARIOKARTLADY AND MOTOXGURLIE
<[GSF]MHMike> WTF
<[GSF]MHMike> GET OUT
<[GSF]MHMike> WTF IN IRC IS THIS?
<MotoXGurlie12394> wassup mike??? :)
<MarioKartLady> DONT GO THERE MHMIKE
<[GSF]MHMike> FSK HTIS
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<MarioKartLady> that wasnt very nice
<[PHN]Black-Syth> Hahahhahaha!
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<MarioKartLady> GRL PWR
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP
<MotoXGurlie12394> you mean dont make me get liquidmetal!!!!!1
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP
<[GSF]MHMike> SHUT UP

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<Doc|Pirates> 3 somes is like a video game
<Doc|Pirates> like those olympic games
<Doc|Pirates> where you try to mash buttons correctly to get 2 bars at the same level
<[GSF]JohnDoe> best video game - real world analogue ever
<[GSF]Khaavren> And when you look at the box, you think its gonna be fun, but after you play for a bit your arm is just tired and yo uwant to go to sleep

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<[GSF]Shang> AND YES I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A TSUNAMI
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THE TSUNAMI IS ALERGIC TO FGTS

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<[PHN]Black-Syth> 8=====D- -C=====8 Pay~Nis battle.
<MGS|33> twin HARD SNAKES
<MGS|33> If I was named Liquid Snake I would cry
<[PHN]Black-Syth> Mwahahahaha!
<MGS|33> especially if I was named Flaccid Snake
<intelli|drnk> that's Solid during his refractory period
<intelli|drnk> Flaccid 'Five More Minutes' Snake
<com> Voiced by Chad O'Malley

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intelli|drnk: Acid, can you make your leg twitch with your clit?
AcidiC: ..
AcidiC: YES
intelli|drnk: used to do that to my ex
AcidiC: Wait...
AcidiC: ..Bye

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<[ZF]Dangle> i like the touchpad more than i like that damned pointer button thing they stick up between the G and H keys
<[GSF]TechParadox> Dangle - The "Clit Cursor"?
<[ZF]Dangle> that's the one!
<[GSF]TechParadox> Yeah, I've got an old Thinkpad that has that for a pointing device
<[GSF]TechParadox> drives me up the wall
<[ZF]Dangle> it's the only one that produces negative results when gently massaged
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol
<[ZF]Dangle> that and you just look funny licking your keyboard

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<[GSF]Head> one day I won't be gay =/

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<Pyronus> the world robbed us of John Candy, yet leaves us with John Madden
<Pyronus> its recoculous
<[BTFzor]Nitro> John Madden is brollic
<[BTFzor]Nitro> his eyes are sealed shut by fat
<[BTFzor]Nitro> he lives in a dream world
<Pyronus> hahah
<Atari_Addict> I bet that John Madden doesn't snort coke though
<Pyronus> he should
<[BTFzor]Nitro> he snorts turkey grease

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<Hardflip> The Russian title for "Die Hard" in all of the 3 movies is, "A Hard Nut to Crack".
<Hardflip> lolol
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> What are the sequels called?
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> A Hard Nut To Crack 2: Nut Harder
<Hardflip> 'A Hard Nut to Crack: WITH A VENGEANCE'
<[GSF]TechParadox> lol "nut harder"
<[GSF]TechParadox> now that just sounds like some bad gay porn...
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> In Soviet Russia, hostages take YOU
<Hardflip> "Yippish kaiyech, moshlafocker"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> HAHAHAHA
<Hardflip> omg i'd love to see a russian die hard
<[GSF]JaneDoe> that sentence needs punctuation
<Hardflip> haahahaha
<[GSF]TechParadox> lol

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<The_Spaniard> Word of advice, don't fart after using a suppository
<Amazing_Oopah> personal experience?
<The_Spaniard> take it as you will
<The_Spaniard> I think I heard a ricochet
The_Spaniard> I bet the suppository industry is just a big gag to get people to stick things up their butt
<The_Spaniard> it was probably started by a couple of doctors trying to one up eachother
<[ZF]Dangle> you are win
<The_Spaniard> I bet you I can stick this up my butt. Oh yeah well I bet you I can get one of my patients to stick it up his butt
<The_Spaniard> not only that but also convince him that it will make him feel better
<The_Spaniard> :O
<The_Spaniard> ..Ohh wow your good
<[GSF]TechParadox> roflcopter
<The_Spaniard> I could just see the first experiment with it too
<The_Spaniard> Uhh doctor are you sure that putting this pill the size of a cockroach up my butt will help my sore throat?
<The_Spaniard> Yeah sure whatever
<[GSF]TechParadox> Hell, I'm still chuckling over the "fart after a suppository" line.... *PHRRT* *THA-PWING!*
<The_Spaniard> HEADS UP
<The_Spaniard> I was laughing at my stepdad this morning
<[ZF]Dangle> suppository ricochetting around the room
<The_Spaniard> he was the one that handed me the suppository when I asked for some preperation H this morning
<The_Spaniard> He handed it to me and I just looked at it and went oh please god no
<The_Spaniard> and he says well it is better than what I had to do when I was little
<The_Spaniard> then he said that when he was little and he had hemeroids his mom would force a clove of garlic up his butt
<[GSF]TechParadox> Clove of garlic?
<The_Spaniard> I was like :O.. BUAHAHAHA
<[GSF]TechParadox> fuck that
<The_Spaniard> so then I thought did she stick and onion in there as well for good measure?
<[GSF]Holliday> heh
<The_Spaniard> and pack it down with a broom handle
<[GSF]TechParadox> and would said broom-handle packing be somewhat like chruning butter?
<The_Spaniard> Well that was my anal adventure for the day

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<Jaffar> YOU'RE A 57 YEAR OLD PAKISTIAN EUNUCH?
<Jaffar> That actually answers a lot of things
<Bobthb> like wot?
<Jaffar> Like why you have never participated in the communal Mantrains
<Leo|Work> Fucking niggers
<Leo|Work> All of them
<Jaffar> we always thought you were worried about your small penis
<Jaffar> but you don't have one
<Bobthb> indeed
<Jaffar> That would make you... a girl
<Bobthb> that's why i'm always in the conductors seat
<Bobthb> CHOO CHOO
<Bobthb> All ABOARD
<Jaffar> I think a mantrain is actually piloted from the rear
<Bobthb> hmmm
<Jaffar> if you think about it, if you manoever your penis inside someone's ass, they need to shift so it's not painful, so when they shift everyone else in front of them has to shift
* Bobthb thinks jaffar has put too much thought into this
<Jaffar> but the opposite is also true
<Jaffar> if you're at the front, you can move your ass so their penis hurts and then need to move
<Jaffar> kinda like dominoes
<Jaffar> so a mantrain is actually like a fire truck
<Jaffar> Driver at the front, driver at the back
<Jaffar> AND HOSES THAT SPLURT OUT OF A LOT OF THINGS INTO BURNING HOLES
<Bobthb> GG
<Jaffar> so Fowards Motion + Backwards Motion / AstroGlide = THE MOTION OF SATURN'S THIRD MOON
<Redping> GG
<Redping> lolol
<Jaffar> So therefore
<Jaffar> AstroGlide makes the world turn
<Jaffar> ASTROGLIDE STARTED THE BIG 'BANG'! GET IT?
<Leo|Work> wtf
<Leo|Work> Anal doesn't hurt.

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ONCE UPON A TIME, GOLDILOCKS WAS WANDERING IN THE FOREST
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> SHE CAME UPON A HOUSE
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She thought, " " (GIRLS CANT THINK)
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> So she went inside
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She saw three chairs, a big one, a medium one, and a small one
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the big one, but it was too hard (even though Goldilocks likes it hard)
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the medium one, but it had a funny poky thing stuck to it that vibrated her pee-pee spot
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the small one and it was just right!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She masturbated
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> This made her hungry
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She saw three bowls of porridge on the table
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried one, but it was too hot
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The second one was too cold
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The last one kind of tasted like Uncle Freddy's weiner but it was just right!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Then she went upstairs
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the big bed but it had lots of straps on it and things which poked her
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the medium bed, but it was too soft and she almost suffocated
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> But the little bed was just right! She fell asleep
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The three bears come home! *CUE DREADFUL MUSIC*
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Someone's been sitting in my chair, eating my manporridge, etc.
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> They go upstairs
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Goldilocks wakes up, kicks their ass, and rapes them all
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The end.

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<Bob|WoW> fat chicks give good blow jobs
<Bob|WoW> because they have too
<[BTFzor]DocSarc> Oh how mean.

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<Dracion> http://www.tiffanyteen.com/hosted/gal/smcouch/view.php?image=tt_13148&ccbillid=578290
<Dracion> that looks uncomfortable
<Redping> Pity I fapped recently, that could've been of use to me.
<Redping> Ah well, bookmark.
<Leo|Work> Hmmmm
<BobtHB> Leo is wondering where the cocks are
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