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A typical fucking #gsf conversation...
<BobtHB> WOULD JESUS DODGE A BALL??!?
<Dracion> No, he wouldn't need to the ball would dodge Jesus...
<Redping> WOULD MOSES DODGE A PHALLUS?
<[btfz0r]Catfish> the ball would hit jesus but jesus would forgive the ball
<BobtHB> lol
<Dracion> Moses would take it!!!!
<Dracion> take it up the arse!
<Leo|Work> Cock in the cock.
<BobtHB> benjamin bratt is HAWT
* BobtHB faps
<Dracion> PENIS IN THE EYE!
<BobtHB> i need to find that dildo urethra video

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<[BTFzor]Nitro> lets take a moment to honor the heroes of Dec 7, 1941
<[BTFzor]Nitro> flying dive bombers is not an easy task

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<[GSF]Shang> http://www.poptix.net/boobs
<[GSF]Shang> its changed!
<[GSF]Shang> :O
<[GSF]Shang> :)
<[GSF]Shang> i mean :(
<[BTFzor]Nitro> bastard
<MrPickles> NO
<MrPickles> FUCK
<MrPickles> GOD DAMMIT SHANG
<MrPickles> AGFHARGAFH
<Hardflip> Lol
<[GSF]Shang> pwned
<MrPickles> I WAS WAITING IN LINE AT FP
<[GSF]Head> I?
<MrPickles> AND NOW
<[BTFzor]Nitro> tub'd
<MrPickles> FUCKCCXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
<[GSF]Shang> ahahahahaha
<_spider> -BOOB'D
<[BTFzor]Nitro> HAHAHA
* Red-Ping has joined #gsf
<[BTFzor]Nitro> DOUBLE OWNAGE
<MrPickles> GODDAMMIT
<MrPickles> you son of a bitch
<_spider> lolol
<[GSF]Shang> you clicked at your own will
<[BTFzor]Nitro> gg @ shang
<_spider> GG SHANG
<MrPickles> now i have to wait all over
<MrPickles> FUCK!

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* [GSF]Head is now known as God
<God> yup
<God> me
<Tapcow> FAKE GOD
* [GSF]Shang is now known as Logic
<God> Pathogen is actually my son, Jesus
* God was kicked by Logic (Owned.)

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<DarkFlow> there should be a way to ban people by DNA
<Hardflip> indeed
<bobthb> it's called gut punching there mothers when they're pregnant
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[GSF]TechParadox> -BANN'DFROMLIFE
<[GSF]Quizical> When I make an action movie, and my awesome character kills someone, I will yell BANNED

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<moz> i was reading the student paper yesterday while eating dinner with friends and there was something about Hillel Society
<moz> and i was like HILLEL SUCKS ASS
<moz> and this jew at the next table gave me a dirty look
<moz> so i muttered wie mussen die juden ausrotten
<moz> i think he heard me :O

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Tripelo33: Playing my goddamned Lone Sniper song again
Tripelo33: I am going to end up a lonely desperate man
Tripelo33: Like Head
Tripelo33: Except he's not a man

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(talking about drinkin')
<Hardflip> I believe my state of mind to be fine, thus, no need to alter it
<Reis> well you spend the rest of your life in the normal state so it's nice to break loose a few times
<Hardflip> yes reis
<Hardflip> break loose
<Hardflip> I don't need to.
<[GSF]Quizical> If Flip broke loose there'd be another holocaust
<[GSF]Holliday> hahahaha
<[GSF]Quizical> He can barely keep his hatred of the jews in check while sober

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[19:16] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> button mashing is awesome, and blocking is gay
[19:16] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> that is why soul calibur is the best videogame ever
[19:16] <moz> uh
[19:16] <moz> soul calibur i block a lot
[19:16] <moz> because its easy
[19:16] <moz> and needed
[19:16] <Leo|Home> Well what does that say about you?
[19:16] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY
[19:16] <Leo|Home> FAG
[19:16] <[GSF]TechParadox> gaaaaayyyyy

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<Leo|Work> DONKEY RAPE
<ScottZor> donkey RAP
<ScottZor> eeey eey oor eeey or biznatch
<CaptainHorag> ... better than a lot of popular music these days
<ScottZor> they say im just an ass
<ScottZor> but this dawgs got some class
<ScottZor> you can ride on my back biotch
<ScottZor> but dont you get a wet crotch
<ScottZor> cos Im into the donkey laaaaaaadies
<ScottZor> cue breakdancing
<CaptainHorag> ..... quoted

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* [GSF]00033 has joined #GSF
* ChanServ sets mode: +o [GSF]00033
<Hardflip> leeeeo
<Hardflip> pm.
<[GSF]Quizical> AND THNE I SAID TO NUMBARZ'S INTERNET GIRLFRIEND "DAMN YOU HAVE A NICE RACK, LET'S FUCK"
<[GSF]Quizical> OH SNAP HELO NUMBARZ
<[GSF]MHMike> :O
<[GSF]MHMike> oolol
<Hardflip> lol
<Hardflip> smooth
<[GSF]00033> I hate you fuckers
<[GSF]MHMike> <3

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<[CoG]Ragman> Arab Porn doesnt exist though
<[GSF]Quizical> alas :-(
<[CoG]Ragman> there is only indian porn disguised as arab
<[GSF]Quizical> heh
<[GSF]Holliday> well that must makee arab chicks all the more appealing
<[GSF]Holliday> because unless you marry one
<[GSF]Holliday> youll never see one naked
<[GSF]Quizical> the big question is: is it worth it?
<[CoG]Ragman> until somebody makes a srip club in the new Iraq
<[GSF]Holliday> heh
<Spankz> The naked ankle

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<Bob|TS> you'd be surprised how often no one even bothers to think of left-handed people
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> that's because there is a link between left-handedness and homosexuality
<Bob|TS> are you lefthanded?
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> no
<Bob|TS> well then there goes that theory

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*** Jyril (~jyriliarg@ip68-8-17-40.sd.sd.cox.net) has joined channel #gsf
<Jyril> Hey
<Jyril> Dear god, I am in SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN.
<Jyril> Listen to this...
*** Mode change "+b *!*@ip68-8-17-40.sd.sd.cox.net" for channel #gsf by Shang|Away
*** Jyril has been kicked off channel #gsf by Shang|Away (nobody cares)
<bobthb> rofl
<The_Spaniard> he is in just a little more pain now

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[17:57] <Hardflip> I like how for the past 2000 years god hasn't bothered talking to us
[17:58] <fin> We've got to wait for the whole seven vials and so on.
[17:59] <Hardflip> fin: what's the seven vials?
[17:59] <fin> Read about da apocalypse
[17:59] <fin> Seven angels with seven vials and so on
[17:59] <Hardflip> oh shit
[17:59] <Hardflip> we're still waiting for the apocalypse?

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<McKree> Thought, by posting on BTF, I think I qualify to be a "BTF"er now. Great, that's like saying "Hooray, I got allowed on the short bus!"
<[GSF]Khaavren> well then
<[GSF]Khaavren> allow me to say, Welcome to the short bus

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<Leo|Home> FAP COMPLETE
<Leo|Home> TO THE BEDMOBILE
<[GSF]JohnDoe> \o/
<Leo|Home> WHICH ISN'T THAT MOBILE
<McKree> nananananananananana, BEDMAN!
<Leo|Home> \o \o \o\o\o\ FAPCOCKS
* Leo|Home has quit IRC
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol
<[GSF]Khaavren> that man is my hero

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<Leo|Work> boioioioioioioioing http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lboob.html
<[BTFzor]Nitro> LOOK AT THAT RIPPLE
<Leo|Work> Ripple fetish
<MicrophoneJoe> how big is the vid?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> ripple addiction
<MicrophoneJoe> cos I'm on dialup
<[BTFzor]Nitro> 3 gb
<MicrophoneJoe> awesome
<MicrophoneJoe> YOU FUCKS
<MicrophoneJoe> YOU FUCKED UP MY DOWNLOAD
<MicrophoneJoe> I double click the link and my browser crashes
<MicrophoneJoe> faggerots.
<[BTFzor]Nitro> :O
<MicrophoneJoe> Fucking faggot browser.
<Leo|Work> Serves you right you ficking Firefox furry faggot fucker
<MicrophoneJoe> Opera, geddit right
<Leo|Work> Okay. I take back the furry.
<Leo|Work> And the firefox.
<MicrophoneJoe> good
<Leo|Work> ...
<MicrophoneJoe> do a joke about a fat lady
<MicrophoneJoe> or something
<Leo|Work> Yo mama's so fat she needs two toilet bowls.
<Leo|Work> ...but then she'd be pooping in the middle... damn.
<Leo|Work> Okay, three then.
<Leo|Work> Make it six. A three by two array of toilet bowls.
<Leo|Work> AH FUCK SHE'D BE CRAPPING BETWEEN THE MIDDLE SEATS AGAIN
<Leo|Work> Okay, three by three.
<Leo|Work> Damn that's the shittiest mama joke ever if you stop to think about it.
<MicrophoneJoe> hahahahahahaha
<MicrophoneJoe> this fucking vid won't connect
<Leo|Work> Well it was worth the link anyway.
<Leo|Work> For the sake of the joke.
<MicrophoneJoe> true dat

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<_spider> "It is a modification for Unreal Tournament 2004 with western guns, maps and even readable horses!"
* CaptainHorag is no longer damned
<CaptainHorag> woohoo
<_spider> wtf
<_spider> 'readable horses'?
<[GSF]LordNagash> .... readable horses?
<[GSF]LordNagash> I LIKE TO LAY DOWN AT NIGHT AND READ A GOOD HORSE
<CaptainHorag> DOESN'T EVERYONE?
<_spider> :o
<[GSF]LordNagash> I LIKE THE CLASSICS
<_spider> I HAD TO SHOOT MY HORSE YESTERDAY
<CaptainHorag> YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOUR HORSE IS IN ENGLISH
<_spider> IT BECAME ILLEGIBLE
<CaptainHorag> THE PLACE I BOUGHT FROM ONLY SOLD SPANISH HORSES
<[GSF]LordNagash> "WAR AND SADDLESORES". "NINETEEN EIGHTY HORSE", "THE HORSE OF THE RINGS"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "TO KILL A HORSINGBIRD"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "THE BIBLE (Horse edition)"
<CaptainHorag> "HORSE AND PUNISHMENT"
<_spider> lolo
<CaptainHorag> "THE HORSE ALSO RISES"
<CaptainHorag> "FOR WHOM THE HORSE TOLLS"
<_spider> A BOY AND HIS HORSE (NOW WITH MORE HORSE)
<[GSF]LordNagash> lololol
<CaptainHorag> hahaha
<[GSF]LordNagash> "THE WHEEL OF HORSES series"
<CaptainHorag> "THE DIVINE HORSE"
<[GSF]LordNagash> and the plays!
<CaptainHorag> indeed
<_spider> "STUPID WHITE HORSES"
<CaptainHorag> "THE DEATH OF A HORSE"
<_spider> "THE HORSE OF SEVILLE"
<CaptainHorag> "HORSE AND JULIET"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "HORSE THE THIRD" - "A king! A king! My stable for a king!"
<CaptainHorag> I want to see that one
<[GSF]LordNagash> and the movies!
<CaptainHorag> "MacHORSE"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "A FISTFUL OF HORSES"
<_spider> "OF HORSES AND MEN"
<CaptainHorag> "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE HORSE"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "PRIDE AND HORSES"
<_spider> "X-HORSE"
<CaptainHorag> "APOCALYPSE HORSE"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "STAR HORSES"
<CaptainHorag> "HORSE CLUB"
<_spider> Not to be confused with "HORSE TREK"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "AMERICAN HISTORY HORSE"
<CaptainHorag> "BOONDOCK HORSES"
<_spider> "SCARHORSE"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING HORSES"
<CaptainHorag> "FEAR AND LOATHING IN A HORSE"
<_spider> lololo

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<BobtHB> i think the answer to any question is to masturbate furiously

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<[GSF]Wolfy> the part of saving private ryan where the nazi tries singiing the star spangeled banenr is teh classik
<[GSF]Shang> ahaha
<[GSF]Shang> OHOOOH ZAY CAN YU ZEE?
<[GSF]Shang> FER ZEE DAUN's EARLAY LEEIGT?
<[GSF]Wolfy> he doesnt know naything but the first line
<[GSF]Shang> PLZ AUFMEIDER DUN KEEL MEIN
<[GSF]LordNagash> ZANGIEF
<[GSF]Shang> the thing is
<[GSF]Shang> SPR is incredibly unrealistic
<[GSF]Shang> people are all like
<[GSF]Shang> OMG SPR
<[GSF]Shang> THAT IS SOOOO REALISTIC
<[GSF]Shang> THATS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED
<[GSF]Shang> fgts
<ScottZor> i know
<ScottZor> tom hanks wasnt even born then
<[GSF]Shang> yeah
<[GSF]Shang> who do they think they're foolin?

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<[BTFzor]BobtHB> i cannot see my face
<[BTFzor]spider> BOB
<[BTFzor]spider> YOU MAY BE INADVERTENTLY BLACK
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> :O
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<[BTFzor]spider> THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM ON RACISM DAY
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> :O
<decoy> ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR WERE DRIVING WHILE BLACK?
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> I do that all the time
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> then i beat the shit out of the cop
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> and steal his wallet
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> and run
<[BTFzor]BobtHB> because black people can run fast

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Tripelo33: back to sexy brazilian sluts
[a little while later]
Tripelo33: OH FUCK
Tripelo33: I was jerking it then I was like "WHAT'S THAT?"
Tripelo33: A PENIS
lGSFlJohnDoe: ......
lGSFlJohnDoe: you thouhght you were watching lesbian porn?
Tripelo33: I got trannied

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<[GSF]Quizical> ALRIGHT AMERICA
<[GSF]Quizical> IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE NOT GROWN UP ENOUGH TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF
<[GSF]Quizical> SO CANADA IS GOING TO BABYSIT YOU FROM NOW ON

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<@[GSF]JohnDoe> <[P]aradox> SOLID PUT HIS SNAKE INTO RAIDEN'S BUM <-- WHILE HIS SNAKE WAS SOLID
<@[GSF]JohnDoe> LIKE A SOLID SNAKE
<@[GSF]JohnDoe> OMG
<@[P]aradox> yes JD that was THE FUCKING JOKE

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<[GSF]Holliday> Head, is Kaylee really jumping in the leaves?
<_spider> o_O
<[GSF]Holliday> With her friend *s*
<[GSF]Holliday> Ripping each other's clothes off in friendly competition.
<[GSF]Head> wtf
<[GSF]Head> oh
<[GSF]Head> she is

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HAT-SHOPPING WITH INTELLI
<Jaffar> Who the hell is Von Dutch anyway?
<[BTFzor]intelli> ...
<Jaffar> I live in the Middle East, humour me
<[BTFzor]intelli> californian designer jeanswear label
<Jaffar> Ah, well... I knew he was a fancy pants clothes designer
<[BTFzor]intelli> Von Dutch isnt a person
<[BTFzor]intelli> its a brand
<[BTFzor]intelli> like Diesel
<Jaffar> Diesel isn't named after the guy in XXX?
<[BTFzor]intelli> I pray that was humor.
LATER
<[BTFzor]intelli> http://www.footmix.com/freeshop/img/item/218_l.jpg :O
<[BTFzor]intelli> no reserve :O
<[BTFzor]intelli> i am watching that shit
<Jaffar> It's a fucking crossbreed between a camo helmet and a golfing pansy hat
<[BTFzor]intelli> stfu lawrence of arabia

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[08:21] Pathogen1014 joined the chat room.
[08:21] Pathogen1014: wtf is this pojpo bullshit
[08:21] [GSF]Khaavren: It is the new hipness
[08:21] Catfish: lmao
[08:21] [BTFzor]BobtHB: all the cool kids are doing it
[08:21] Catfish: 'poj'po
[08:21] [BTFzor]spider: gg
[08:21] [BTFzor]BobtHB: gg
[08:21] Catfish: gg
[08:22] [GSF]Khaavren: gg

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Morbid: Arrharrharr, these Incans have no chance against my mighty German Hordes
Quizical: yarharhar
Morbid: Hmm, that didn't work out as I had envisaged
Morbid: Now to do what I should have done all along!
Morbid: Send wave after wave of elephants to their ultimately victorious doom!
Morbid: I would have made a brilliant general
Quizical: hahahaha
Quizical: Apply to the US
Quizical: The Iraqis will never stand against your infamous Elephant Strategy
Morbid: LOL
Morbid: Operation Dumbo Drop, eh?
Quizical: hahaha
Morbid: I just had a brilliant idea: Elephants, packed with explosives!
Quizical: !!
Quizical: Although I wouldn't want to be the one who packed them
Morbid: Indeed not
Morbid: Talk about a trojan elephant

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<Jaffar> "Counterstrike. It's an excellent action game and fun to play. I play it whenever I have time. It teaches me new tactics to fight terrorism" -Anish Kumar
<Jaffar> OMG, BUNNY HOP TO DEFEAT THE TERRORISTS
<Jaffar> CAMPING IS ESSENTIAL TO THE WAR EFFORT!111
<Jaffar> Suddenly I can see the Indian Anti-Terrorist team running down the corridors bunny hoping, all armed with Deagles and AWP, trying to circle strafe the terrorists.

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<AcidiC> eyelids are heavy.
<AcidiC> to bed with me.
<CookieJesus> <AcidiC> to bed with me. - who?
<CookieJesus> =P
<AcidiC> rofl.
<Bal> Shotgun
<AcidiC> LOL.
<AcidiC> thanks for misinterpreting my shakespearean prowess at play.

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<ScottZor> i saw a bus with the numberplate '459 FGT' today
<[GSF]LordNagash> lololol
<ScottZor> and i said 'hehe....459'

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> fragrag is the youngest person in #gsf
<Jaffar> We've been meaning to get him in a convo with Space, but the little bugger is more slippery than a bukkak'd underage thai girl in jello.

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[13:06] <Space_Ace> there's a Dutch proverb about cunt-tightness and it's relation to age
[13:06] <Space_Ace> but it doesn't rhyme in English
[13:07] <[GSF]TechParadox> Give us the translated version anyway :)
[13:07] <Space_Ace> The closer to zero, the tighter around the cock
[13:07] <Jaffar> I love the dutch

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<Jaffar> When I have kids, I want them to grow up exactly unlike Leo

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[13:31] <Leo|Home> Woo
[13:31] <Leo|Home> Penis-o-rama.
[13:32] <Space_Ace> indeed
[13:32] <Leo|Home> Even her cocks have cocks.
[13:32] <[GSF]TechParadox> those crazy hentai fans...

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MysticalMrBob (5:34:09 PM): hey
Head's Sis (5:34:12 PM): who r u
Head's Sis (5:34:25 PM): ?
Head's Sis is away at 5:34:31 PM.
MysticalMrBob (5:34:33 PM): i'm andrwe
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Auto response from Head's Sis (5:34:33 PM): Call my Cell!
867-5309!
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Head's Sis returned at 5:36:44 PM.
Head's Sis (5:36:50 PM): andrew?
Head's Sis (5:37:55 PM): i thought ur name was scott
MysticalMrBob (5:38:12 PM): huh
MysticalMrBob (5:38:17 PM): its my middle name
MysticalMrBob (5:38:22 PM): i'd rather have people call me scott
Head's Sis (5:38:44 PM): oo
Head's Sis (5:38:51 PM): do i ever see u
MysticalMrBob (5:38:58 PM): i saw you a few times
MysticalMrBob (5:39:01 PM): ur cute
Head's Sis (5:39:06 PM): lol thhx
MysticalMrBob (5:40:06 PM): my other sn is andrewscottyoung
Head's Sis (5:40:15 PM): lol
MysticalMrBob (5:41:16 PM): but i only saw you around school
Head's Sis (5:42:26 PM): when?>
MysticalMrBob (5:42:44 PM): after and like once in the hall
Head's Sis (5:43:07 PM): oo
MysticalMrBob (5:43:28 PM): i heard your bro is a good artist
Head's Sis (5:44:05 PM): ya hew is
Head's Sis (5:44:10 PM): he*
MysticalMrBob (5:44:33 PM): too abercrombie and fitch for a dude though
Head's Sis (5:44:37 PM): lol
Head's Sis (5:44:39 PM): how
ScottRsk8 (5:44:40 PM): who do you like
Head's Sis (5:44:46 PM): no 1 u
MysticalMrBob (5:44:57 PM): ooooooo i dont know......
MysticalMrBob (5:45:11 PM): ur bro is a computer geek too ehh?
Head's Sis (5:45:17 PM): noo??
MysticalMrBob (5:45:23 PM): likes computer games
Head's Sis (5:45:54 PM): yes
MysticalMrBob (5:46:05 PM): what kinds
Head's Sis (5:46:15 PM): i have no i dea
MysticalMrBob (5:46:21 PM): oh
MysticalMrBob (5:46:29 PM): does he do the whole internet chatroom thing too
Head's Sis (5:47:20 PM): ya
ScottRsk8 (5:47:37 PM): what kinda chat rooms
Head's Sis (5:47:44 PM): i dunno
MysticalMrBob (5:48:02 PM): ever talk in em
Head's Sis (5:48:45 PM): ya with his friends
MysticalMrBob (5:49:13 PM): lol are they all really geeky
MysticalMrBob (5:49:16 PM): or are they cool
Head's Sis (5:49:26 PM): theyre cool
Head's Sis (5:49:43 PM): i llove my brother and i get real pissed when ppl talk shit baout ihm
MysticalMrBob (5:49:52 PM): i aint talkin shit about him
MysticalMrBob (5:49:54 PM): ?
MysticalMrBob (5:49:59 PM): sorry if you think i am
Head's Sis (5:50:12 PM): i know im just saying for future reference
MysticalMrBob (5:51:47 PM): oh
MysticalMrBob (5:52:05 PM): whats your email
MysticalMrBob (5:54:27 PM): ?
Head's Sis (5:55:30 PM): headssister@headse.cx
Head's Sis (5:55:37 PM): loly do u hate life
MysticalMrBob (5:56:04 PM): just a song
MysticalMrBob (5:56:22 PM): my email is shared with two people
MysticalMrBob (5:56:26 PM): me and my friend marcus
Head's Sis (5:56:49 PM): sweet
MysticalMrBob (5:58:15 PM): k time for a confession
MysticalMrBob (5:58:28 PM): ready?
Head's Sis (5:58:47 PM): ready
MysticalMrBob (5:58:55 PM): i'm really someone from GSF
Head's Sis (5:59:00 PM): i hate u
MysticalMrBob (5:59:03 PM): aww why
Head's Sis (5:59:03 PM): lol
Head's Sis (5:59:08 PM): whats ur name??
MysticalMrBob (5:59:15 PM): the most annoying one there
Head's Sis (5:59:23 PM): lol??
MysticalMrBob (5:59:24 PM): remember the annoying one on ventrilo
Head's Sis (5:59:28 PM): ya lol
Head's Sis (5:59:31 PM): whats ur name tho
MysticalMrBob(5:59:41 PM): ......my real name is marcus
MysticalMrBob (5:59:50 PM): i'll tell you if you dont tell head
MysticalMrBob (5:59:51 PM): plz
MysticalMrBob (5:59:52 PM): i mean chad
Head's Sis (5:59:56 PM): k
MysticalMrBob (6:00:27 PM): promise
MysticalMrBob (6:00:30 PM): MysticalMrBob
MysticalMrBob (6:00:34 PM): that's my real sn too :P
Head's Sis (6:00:40 PM): Bob??
MysticalMrBob (6:00:44 PM): ......yeah
MysticalMrBob (6:00:45 PM): lololllolo
MysticalMrBob (6:00:57 PM): i got real bored yesterday and had some fun calling chad
Head's Sis (6:01:09 PM): i know and i just told chad
MysticalMrBob (6:01:22 PM): k
Head's Sis (6:01:28 PM): MARCUS SPINNER
Head's Sis (6:01:39 PM): fgt
MysticalMrBob (6:02:16 PM): k so you really told him
Head's Sis (6:02:51 PM): fgt face
MysticalMrBob (6:03:07 PM): ahh hello head
MysticalMrBob (6:03:09 PM): ok i'm done
Head's Sis (6:03:15 PM): good
Head's Sis (6:03:41 PM): brb
Head's Sis is away at 6:03:56 PM.
Head's Sis returned at 6:05:22 PM.
Head's Sis is away at 6:06:45 PM.
MysticalMrBob (6:08:53 PM): btw as a last thing: if anyone contacts you on this sn then dont talk to em, it's just another gsfer
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Auto response from Head's Sis (6:08:53 PM): tanning...bbl! call it! 867-5309!
*k*
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[10:26] <Flake> never seen this room so empty
[10:26] * Flake was kicked by Leo|Home (Leo|Home)
[10:26] <Leo|Home> I HAVE

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<[GSF]00033> I will never get an erection again

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<Leo|Home> I have strawberry frosting all over my nuts, and for once it's by accident.
<Leo|Home> A first in the history of Leo.

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<[GSF]Quizical> We should call each other by our first names
<[GSF]Quizical> BUT
<[GSF]Quizical> WE SPELL THEM BACKWARDS
<[GSF]LordNagash> :O
<[GSF]Quizical> Leinad!!!
<[GSF]Quizical> Nahtan!!!!
<[GSF]LordNagash> but... my name is nearly the same both ways
<[GSF]Quizical> Loej!!!!
<[GSF]Quizical> !
<[GSF]Quizical> Mit!!!!!!
<Chef_Wilburto> Hannah
<[GSF]Quizical> omg
<Chef_Wilburto> hannaH
<Chef_Wilburto> :O
<[GSF]Quizical> :O
<[GSF]LordNagash> mit, you are coolies
<[GSF]Quizical> HANNAH IS TEH GRILS NAME
<[GSF]Quizical> U R NOT TEH GRIL
<Chef_Wilburto> NOES
<[GSF]Quizical> OMG PXI PLZ
<[GSF]LordNagash> INDEED IT IS MIT
<spootle> CHEF IS REALLY CALLED HANNAH????
<[GSF]Quizical> HAHAHAHA
<spootle> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<[GSF]Quizical> CHEF IS TEH LADEY BOI
<spootle> ROFLROFL
<[GSF]Quizical> !!!1
<[GSF]LordNagash> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Chef_Wilburto> ...
<[GSF]LordNagash> LOLOLOL
<Chef_Wilburto> Ohh NOess
<[GSF]Quizical> UR SEKRUT IS OUT

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<Jyril> Haha, some New Yorker has "poofed" after sending Bush threatening letters, apparently.
<[GSF]LordNagash> He became a homosexual? How are those two events related?
<[GSF]LordNagash> OMG, THE GOVERNMENT HAS SOME KIND OF HOMO-RAY
<[GSF]LordNagash> PH34R

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<moz> wtf?
<moz> who is shortie queen?
<moz> oh snap
<[GSF]00033> fucking hell, I can't seem to pop my shoulder back into place
<moz> i think its one of my ex's friends
<moz> ABORT ABORT
<[GSF]00033> Solid Snake can
<Kiru> ex friends?
<moz> no
<Kiru> MOZ, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WOMAN

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<[GSF]LordNagash> everyone is a winner in bukkake
<[GSF]LordNagash> Semen is supposed to be good for the skin
<[GSF]LordNagash> I know it keeps my face soft and smooth

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<Jyril> I've only got one hand.
<[GSF]LordNagash> ............
<Jyril> At the moment.
<Jyril> My cast comes off tomorrow!
<[GSF]LordNagash> Do I even want to know?
<[GSF]LordNagash> Oh... fair enough then
<Jyril> lol
<[GSF]LordNagash> I'm relieved yet strangely disappointed

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* spootle sets mode: +o Red-ping
* spootle was kicked by Red-ping (FGT)
* spootle has joined #gsf
* ChanServ sets mode: +o spootle
<Red-ping> :D
* spootle sets mode: -o Red-ping
<spootle> tsk tsk
* spootle sets mode: +o Redping
<Red-ping> :(
<Red-ping> I had to do it.
<Red-ping> Not doing it would be like not fucking Angelina Jolie if you had the oppurtunity.
<Jyril> You're equating the sexing up of Angelina Jolie to kicking spootle?
<spootle> omfg
<Jyril> I'm fucking speechless, I can't even think of a quip for that...
<Red-ping> Kicking spootle is my goal in life.
<Red-ping> It comes second place to losing my virginity.
<Red-ping> And kicking Wolfy comes in at 3rd, but I haven't seen the fgt in a while so I gave up on that one.

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<BennyBigHair> WHY DO NIGGERS LIKE RAPING PEOPLE? BECUASE THEY HAVE PUBES ON THEIR HEADS ROFFLE WHITE POWER

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<[GSF]Adrenalynn> got caulk?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> yes ma'am
* [GSF]JohnDoe cock deploy
* [GSF]Adrenalynn whips out her caulk swatter
<[GSF]JohnDoe> noes!
<[GSF]JohnDoe> wait
<[GSF]JohnDoe> if you squint that looks kinda erotic
<[GSF]JohnDoe> ...rawr
<[GSF]Adrenalynn> ,,,
<[GSF]JohnDoe> ^^

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<finbad> There was a guy who used to jerk off in class back when I was starting high school
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :O
<finbad> He got done for attempted rape last year.
<[GSF]Holliday> Watching real people having sex right in front of me would definitly not do anything for me
<finbad> BEWARE OF PUBLIC MASTURBATORS.
<[GSF]Holliday> Hahahaha
<[GSF]JohnDoe> he fapped in class?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> O_O
<finbad> Yeah
<finbad> Like he didn't just flop it out or anything
<[GSF]Holliday> Just "Thud thud thud thud" from the back of the room
<finbad> He'd just surreptiously put his hands down his pants, and then one day
<finbad> As he was pulling his hand back out
<finbad> He didn't realise that his minestrations had undone his fly
*** Signoff: Khaavren|class ((null))
<finbad> so his cock, dripping kind of flopped out
<finbad> and he didn't notice
<finbad> and this girl looks over
<[GSF]Holliday> oh damn
<finbad> sees all this come and a half-erect penis
<finbad> and just screams.
<finbad> No one ever had anything to do with him at all after that.
<Suerte> wtf
<[GSF]Holliday> See in the Sims 2, you could catch that on video
<[GSF]Holliday> life needs a record button
<[GSF]JohnDoe> yea, thats really what we need doc
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :D
<[GSF]Holliday> then you could edit it to do a comic book style triple scream
<[GSF]JohnDoe> LOL
<[GSF]Holliday> like where it choppily zooms in on the girl screaming
<Suerte> genius
<[GSF]JohnDoe> oh yeah
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and then it zooms in on the penis
<[GSF]JohnDoe> ...no?
<[GSF]Holliday> hahahahaha
* [GSF]JohnDoe runs
<finbad> The best part when the teacher
<finbad> Who was like this fresh-out-of-college 22 year old hottie lady
<[GSF]JohnDoe> omg
<[GSF]JohnDoe> awesome
<finbad> STORMS DOWN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM
<finbad> HAULS HIM OUT ON HIS ASS
<[GSF]Holliday> Are you sure this wasn't a porn you watched?
<[GSF]Holliday> oh
<[GSF]Holliday> Guess not
<finbad> and marches him to the principles office.
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol
<[GSF]JohnDoe> leaving a semen trail?
<[GSF]Holliday> hahahaha
<[GSF]Holliday> with his wang still out
<finbad> I think that was the highlight of year seven.

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<moz> a search for gorilla rape on google now returns gamespy as the first result
<[oTc]Ted> gg @ us
<fishbaugh> the wild gorilla rape frontier has been tamed
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