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<Jyril> How the hell does a movie get rated NC-17 for marionette fucking?
<Jyril> How graphic can that possibly be?
<[GSF]Head> LOL
<[GSF]Head> I can think of ways

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<Jyril> Scott, you suck.
<Jyril> Thanks for the great mental images.
<[GSF]LordNagash> welcome
<Redping|M-TW> Heh
<ScottZor> Jyril: im sorry, i dont know what came over me
<ScottZor> oh wait, it was a horse
<ScottZor> :)

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<ScottZor> if you took her home from the pub, and like got her undressed and found her pay~nis...
<[GSF]LordNagash> hentai tells me so
<ScottZor> would you turn her over and fuck her anyway?
<ScottZor> i eman, waste not want not
<[GSF]LordNagash> what if she had a bigger wang than you? How embarrasing would that be?

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<ScottZor> Trixie loves horses. She especially love horse CUM! Great horse cum shooting in this movie. Who knew that horses could cum this much haha.... Truly amazing. This is just one of many full length horse cumshot movies you will find inside the members area. $9.95 Trial membership available!
<ScottZor> at least its cheap
<[GSF]LordNagash> I have lost all faith in mankind
<ScottZor> lol
<Nyopallo> So have I.
<Nyopallo> I might not masturbate tonight now.

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<ScottZor> what is your goatse list?
<homeworktle> GOOD GOD WHY DID I CLICK MY OWN LINK?
<[GSF]LordNagash> plz tell me your list has tubgirl on it
<ScottZor> LOL
<Dracion> lol
<Jyril> lol
<ScottZor> what is tubgirl?
<[GSF]LordNagash> ahahaha
<[GSF]LordNagash> ahaha
<homeworktle> ...
<ScottZor> otehr than nyapollo
<homeworktle> ...
<Jyril> lmao
<homeworktle> www.tubgirl.com
<Dracion> fucking hell
<Red-Ping> I see, lots of pictures of hot wimminz.
<Dracion> I'm glad I have a slow connection speed, so I didn't see the whole thing
<Red-Ping> OH FUCK A PAY~NIS
<[GSF]LordNagash> ahahahahaha
<ScottZor> oh god
<ScottZor> no...there is no god
<ScottZor> WTF IS THAT BROWN SHIT???

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<MrCool> A/S/L???
<MrCool> LETS CYBAR
<Sargasm> K
<MrCool> omg u r so hot
<MrCool> i squeeze ur boobs
<Sargasm> omg thx cutie!! ~~~luvnkisses~~~
<Sargasm> i am so turned on
<MrCool> omg i hump you
<MrCool> mm
<MrCool> was it good for u 2?
<Sargasm> omg i am humped by you
<Sargasm> ya
<MrCool> ^___^
<Sargasm> i demand commitment and a longterm relationship from you, and get all teary when you won't give it.
<MrCool> i call u 2morow
<MrCool> bais
<Sargasm> kbye
* MrCool has quit IRC
<Sargasm> i hope he calls me 2morrow

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> I have ultimate proof # gsf has corrupted me
<[GSF]JohnDoe> I was zapping on teh tv
<Huw`> fapping?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and came across a program on national geographic
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and there's this woman in a forest
<intelli|Mac> more to the point, whewre is JD working?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> "and right ahead of me, a giant Silverback"
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and I'm like
<[GSF]JohnDoe> OMG GORILLA RAPE

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<[GSF]Shang> nigga?
* MysticalMrBob has joined #GSF

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<Archeoptrix> THERE ARE TWO LORDS IN HERE
<Archeoptrix> THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
<Archeoptrix> YOU MUST DUEL TO THE DEATH
<Archeoptrix> GO, ATAQ, KILL
<[GSF]LordNagash> :O
<Archeoptrix> DO ET
* LordGhosty unleashes his 10 foot buster sword
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o [GSF]LordNagash
<Archeoptrix> OH SNAPS
* [GSF]LordNagash POWERS UP
* LordGhosty flies into the air
<Archeoptrix> SUPARPENISSAYIEN
*** LordGhosty was kicked by [GSF]LordNagash (PWNED)

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<[GSF]Suerte> he's a cesspool of stupid and smells of butt
<Archeoptrix> We still let MMB in here, and he's both of those
<[GSF]Suerte> we have to
<[GSF]Suerte> Affirmative Action

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<Kiru> if I had a vagina, I would shave it every day
<Kiru> with my two supermodel roomates
<Kiru> and video tape it
<Holliday> hahahaha
<MrCool> if you had a vagina i'd invade it
<Holliday> blitzkrieg!
<Kiru> if i had a vagina I would also draw teeth on it
<Holliday> AHAHAHAHHAHA
<Kiru> like a pirranah plant in my crotch

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(@[GSF]Head) what would happen if I clicked, "Compress drive to save disk space"?

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<Hardflip> I wish Acidic would go down on me as much as ForumPlanet does

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<moz> can say i've had my ass eaten unfortunately

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<Spankz> And there's horse cocks ALLL over my screen
<[GSF]Shang> ...
<cochlain> ....
<dsbnh> .....
<cochlain> ......
<dsbnh> .......

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<[GSF]Head> LazyTown, a NickJr kid's show, is disturbing
<[GSF]Head> because all the people are super creepy puppets
<dsbnh> stop watching nick jr you massive fag

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<[GSF]LordNagash> I just got this email
<[GSF]LordNagash> Sender: Lord of the Rings
<[GSF]LordNagash> Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: LOTR cast naked? Both female and male!
<Archeoptrix> haha
<[GSF]LordNagash> w00t NAKED HOBBITS
<Hellion> ENTS TOO?>
<Red-ping> What the fuck.
<Red-ping> HOBBITSES
<[GSF]LordNagash> see, the thing is.... there isnt really that much female cast
<[GSF]LordNagash> DICK FEST AHOY
<Red-ping> The crack won't fit on a floppy disk, and the computer's aren't lanned.
<Dracion> You're trying to put your crack onto a floppy?
<Dracion> Just spread wider
<[GSF]LordNagash> Elijah Wood - Frodo
<[GSF]LordNagash> Millions of girls go gah gah over him and now you can see his bare naked ass and drool. Ladies, not to be missed is Elijah Wood in the flesh showing off his wood for you!
<Archeoptrix> Or clench tighter
<Red-ping> YESM
<[GSF]LordNagash> LIV TYLER - Is she real?...... or she is just another beautiful dream?
<[GSF]LordNagash> Her struggle up the road of success has paid of for her now . She comes straight from the movie to your screen. Sit back and watch this hottie actress reveal all in your own room!
<[GSF]LordNagash> This is the girl you have stared at on the movie screen for 3 years and then gone home to jerk off to. They have her now, nude, semi nude and exposing it all for you. Dont fantasize about her anymore, realize how hot she really is!
<Archeoptrix> hahah
<Red-ping> Nope, still won't fit, and I think I'm bleeding.
<Red-ping> el em ay oh
<Dracion> stretch wider then!
<[GSF]LordNagash> Possibly some lube?
<Red-ping> IT HURTS
<Dracion> no lube, lube is satan's work!
<[GSF]LordNagash> .... Does this subject make any sense to you? - Software 75% off avocado
<[GSF]LordNagash> Cheap software AND cheap fruit? WHAT A DEAL
<[GSF]LordNagash> Hahaha
<[GSF]LordNagash> and this is the email
<[GSF]LordNagash> windows xp office xp..........
<[GSF]LordNagash> order here
<[GSF]LordNagash> babcock simplistic warhead
<Archeoptrix> haha
<[GSF]LordNagash> HOW CAN WE ARGUE WITH THE BABCOCK SIMPLISTIC WARHEAD?
<Archeoptrix> hahahaha
<Archeoptrix> BABCOCK
<[GSF]LordNagash> I KNOW, IF YOU SQUINT IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A PENIS REFERENCE
<Archeoptrix> MISS BABCOCK WAS IN THE NANNY
* Red-ping squints
<[GSF]LordNagash> I WAS IN YOUR NANNY TOO
<Red-ping> IT DOES
<[GSF]LordNagash> FREQUENTLY

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<spootle> trillian pops up a window every time someone says spootle
<decoy> heh
<spootle> IT GO CRAYZEE
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<[GSF]Shang> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<[GSF]Shang> spootle
<spootle> GAH
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<Archeoptrix> spootle
<decoy> oh. heh.
<spootle> BASTARDS

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<Suerte> FUCK that's the last time I search for gay black men with safesearch off

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<Redping> Ladies
<Ted^DoW> Gentlemen
<[GSF]Holliday> Negros
<[GSF]Shang> fgts
<Ted^DoW> Crackas
<[GSF]Holliday> Sllllluts
<[GSF]Shang> whores
<MysticalMrBob> bitches
<MysticalMrBob> hoes
<[GSF]Shang> liberals
<MysticalMrBob> conservatives
<Ted^DoW> nazis
<[GSF]Holliday> Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks
<[GSF]Shang> communists
<MysticalMrBob> socialists
<[GSF]Shang> wangs
<MysticalMrBob> penises
<Ted^DoW> dicks
<[GSF]Shang> pussies
<MysticalMrBob> cunts
<Ted^DoW> vertical tacos
<MysticalMrBob> snatches
<[GSF]Shang> camel toe
<Redping> VAG~ZORs
<MysticalMrBob> anuses
<[GSF]Head> heh
<[GSF]Shang> okay enough
<MysticalMrBob> HEAD YOU RUINED IT

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(09:40:21) DSBNH: this kid was looking at my credit card a littel too closely yesterday, i almost went "bitch back off"
(09:40:28) moz: ?
(09:40:29) moz: wha?
(09:40:40) DSBNH: i was buying bf1942 in line
(09:40:45) DSBNH: and some asian kid was behind me
(09:40:58) DSBNH: and i am like "omg asians have complex memorization skills"
(09:41:01) moz: hahaha photographic memory HE STOLEW YOUR IDENTITY
(09:41:10) DSBNH: totally
(09:41:16) DSBNH: you never know with those asians
(09:41:28) DSBNH: before i know it i could get a bill for tentacle rape porn on my card
(09:41:32) moz: you'll be in one of those commercials
(09:41:41) DSBNH: hehe
(09:41:45) moz: and the asian kid will be doing the voiceover
(09:41:52) moz: HAHAHAH you with an asian accent
(09:42:02) moz: "tentacre rape porn ish my faorite"
(09:42:16) DSBNH: "so like totally awesome tantacle rape man hehehe oh and i am going to get my hair frosted and put a FAT pipe on my ricer but what do i care because its not my money"
(09:42:36) moz: HAHAHAHA
(09:42:37) DSBNH: "kekeke visa rush"

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[GSF]JohnDoe: we may crash with craven in a room
[GSF]JohnDoe: :O
[P]aradox: :o
[GSF]JohnDoe: WHO KNOWS
[GSF]JohnDoe: since he said he wanted to come, but not just for 1 day
[P]aradox: I want to walk up to a front desk with three guys and say 'single room, king-sized bed'
[GSF]JohnDoe: HAHAHAHAH
[GSF]JohnDoe: and call reception or roomservice for vaseline once you're in your room
[P]aradox: hahaha
[P]aradox: "and we're gonna need some... toothbrushes... some fresh sheets... anything else, guys? Oh, and floss. Lots of floss."
[GSF]JohnDoe: LOL

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* Allah casts Saddam Hussein
<Son_of_God> ALLAH YOU PSUUSY
* God casts crusade
* Allah has quit IRC ("FAGJET AWAEY!")

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Archeoptrix sayst:
and my mom, well, she is a total fat guy

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<[GSF]Head> Mega Man X is one of those games that turns gaming boys into gaming men
<[P]aradox> too bad it can't make you start puberty

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<[GSF]Adre> anyone know sexyfur.com?
<DarkFlow> ...
<DarkFlow> not me
* DarkFlow goes there
<[GSF]Adre> oh cripes
<DarkFlow> GAH
<[GSF]Adre> i just figured my other nick is at home
<DarkFlow> SHOULD'VE WARNED ME
<[GSF]LordNagash> hahaha
<DarkFlow> I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to know that would be a furry sex site?
<DarkFlow> oh wait...

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<[GSF]LordNagash> I wish women came with a manual
<[GSF]LordNagash> it would make things so much easier
<[GSF]LordNagash> with helpful chapter titles like "PMS: Never ever blame it for anything"
<[GSF]LordNagash> and "What she really means when she says things"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "Questions to never answer yes to:"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "How to bury the body so it will never be found"
<[GSF]LordNagash> you know, stuff like that
<[GSF]LordNagash> and helpful little reminders in colorful boxes
<[GSF]LordNagash> "Remember, her ass it NOT fat"

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> sometimes it seems being gay is much easier
<[GSF]JohnDoe> as all men think alike
<[GSF]LordNagash> yesh
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and gay men are just 'HEY THERE ARE SO BUSHES LETS DO IT NOW'
<[GSF]LordNagash> but men lack the vagzor
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :/
<[GSF]JohnDoe> yes
<[GSF]JohnDoe> the substitute is poor
<[GSF]LordNagash> EXACTLY
<[GSF]JohnDoe> in non GSF environments
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :/
<[GSF]LordNagash> wheras wimmens are liek "I WANT CANDLES AND MUSIC AND STUFF"
<[GSF]JohnDoe> OMG I CANNOT FUX U, YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND MY BUDDY
<[GSF]JohnDoe> -"WHAAAAARGH"
<[GSF]LordNagash> "AND TENDER CARE"
<[GSF]JohnDoe> AND FOREPLAY
<[GSF]LordNagash> I HATE THAT I HATE THAT I HATE THAT

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[22:24] <Head> right now I am chasing my neighbor
[22:24] <Head> she's just a year younger than I, 15, but very attractive
[22:24] <[GSF]Holliday> aka your sister
[22:24] <[GSF]Holliday> we know
[22:24] <[GSF]Holliday> because her room is next to yours doesn't make her your 'neighbour'

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[17:50] <[P]aradox> A brief introduction to Head:
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> LOL
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> heh
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> lol
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> lol
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> heh
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> LOL
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> yes
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> heh
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> LOL
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> LOL
[17:50] <[GSF]JohnDoe> <Head> MY SISTER
[17:50] <[P]aradox> <Head> toodles

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[21:52] <RagMan> there are like 5 warehouses right by my house
[21:52] <RagMan> !!!!!!!!
[21:52] <BennyBigHair> !!!!
[21:53] <Kiru> for every warehouse that doesn't have a jumping puzzle, a crate stacker's child dies

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[06:51] <Leo|Swank> You know what would rule?
[06:51] <Leo|Swank> A Paperboy MMORPG.
[06:51] <Leo|Swank> I'd name my char JohnDoe and hit windows all the time.
[06:52] <Leo|Swank> Also I'd PK other paperboys with the Sunday editions.
[06:52] <[GSF]JohnDoe> LOL

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[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> I wish I was benevolent dictator of a small but wealthy island country
[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> All children would be taught how to wail on a guitar, do backflips and round house kicks in school from an early age
[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> AND THAT'S IT
[13:20] <Zaffod> Won't you teach them to fap?
[13:21] <Leo|Swank> No.
[13:21] <Leo|Swank> Buttse straight from the cradle.
[13:21] <[GSF]Quizical> If a child is unable to learn how to fap he is very stupid and does not deserve to fap
[13:22] <[GSF]Quizical> All children should have a sense of adventure and exploration, but tempered by caution
[13:22] <[GSF]Quizical> For instance, a child attempting to climb a tree should be classes as a good thing, but the child should also realise that attempting to fly from the tree could lead to injury
[13:23] <[GSF]Quizical> In conclusion
[13:23] <[GSF]Quizical> I shall eat an orange
[13:27] <Zaffod> The orange is very wise, in this one
[13:27] <[GSF]Quizical> I have eaten so many oranges today
[13:27] <[GSF]Quizical> If you were to say "Quizical has eaten two or maybe three oranges today" you would be entirely accurate

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nothing: I LURVE YOU MY DELICIOUS MAN
[GSF]Management: This is his wife. He is out of town. Sorry.

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<[GSF]00033> goddamnit every time I try to fap oscuro comes running down the stairs to play his gamecube

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[P]aradox: [link to photo of phallic coral reef]
[GSF]JohnDoe: ?
[P]aradox: PAYNIS
[GSF]JohnDoe: am I supposed to be remin-
[GSF]JohnDoe: ah yes

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<Chef_Wilburto> 2 MORE TESTS
<Chef_Wilburto> then holodays
<Chef_Wilburto> holidays
<[GSF]LordNagash> yay
<Chef_Wilburto> weeeeee
<Chef_Wilburto> 3 Weeks with gf
<Chef_Wilburto> :D
<[GSF]LordNagash> bah
<[GSF]LordNagash> PUSSYSHIPPED
<[GSF]LordNagash> ...
<[GSF]LordNagash> I think I just invented a new term
<Chef_Wilburto> HEhehe
<Chef_Wilburto> patient it
*** Signoff: [GSF]Nacho_Fury (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out))
<[GSF]LordNagash> Its like... where you are wrapped up in the pussy and TAKEN
<[GSF]LordNagash> PUSSYSHIPPED

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<McKree> Monkeys can do all sorts of great things, like become president of the united states, or goalie of the national soccer team of germany.

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<[GSF]Adrenalynn> JD you still wanna play?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> ofcourse
<[GSF]Adrenalynn> your room or mine?
<[GSF]JohnDoe> rawr
<[GSF]JohnDoe> I thought you'd never ask
<[GSF]JohnDoe> ;)
<[GSF]Adrenalynn> ...

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<Com_> Man, I never saw this quote before, it's great: http://www.ourtruckingclan.com/gsf/quote.php?id=38
...a few moments later...
<Com_> And for future reference, I have a 29 inch cock.

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Huw Strikes Back
<Huw`> fnar fnar fnar
<Huw`> fnar
<Huw`> fnar fnar
<Huw`> FNAR
<Huw`> FNAAAAAR

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The Fall of Huw
<[GSF]Holliday> huw you must destroy fagbot
<[GSF]Holliday> or he will assume your identity
<[GSF]Holliday> tity
<Huw`> I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUAL OF CAPS LOCKING FAGBOT
<Huw`> I CAN ASSURE YOU I WILL DESTROY YUO
<FAGBOT> LIES
<Huw`> NEIN
<Huw`> YOU ARE TEH FAIL
<FAGBOT> YERSH
<Huw`> AND LIKE SWEATY MANSECX
<B_ond|> SNIPE
<FAGBOT> IT SI YUO WHO WILL FAIL
<Huw`> LIES
<FAGBOT> TRUETH
<[GSF]Holliday> hahahaha this is awesome
<Huw`> CUM UP YOUR URETHRA
<Huw`> MICHAEL JACKSON
<[GSF]Holliday> I think Huw won
<FAGBOT> PENOOSE IN YOUR NASAL CAVITY
<[GSF]Holliday> hahahahahahaha
<FAGBOT> MARTHA STEWART
<Huw`> HOMOFAG ON YOUR HARD DRIVE
<FAGBOT> I am sorry huw, but it is inevitable
<FAGBOT> it is evolution, mr huw....
<Huw`> YOU WILL FAIL
<Huw`> AS I HAVE A CREDIT CARD
<FAGBOT> like the dinosaur
<FAGBOT> I PEE ON YOUR CREDIT CARD
<FAGBOT> I MAKE YOUR CREDIT CARD ALL SLOPPY AND STINKY
<FAGBOT> STINKY STINKY
<Huw`> MY CREDIT CARD BUYS 200 INDIANS TO CODE ANTI FAGBOT WORM
<FAGBOT> NO INDIAN FAGBOT WORM CAN DESTROY ME
<Huw`> BUT IT BREATHS LAVA CURRY
<FAGBOT> IF YUO DESTROY ME I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE
<Huw`> THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
<Huw`> SHUT UP
<_spider> It's like The Gaytrix
<FAGBOT> YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HEER
<[GSF]JohnDoe> `huw
<FAGBOT> WAFFLES!
<Huw`> MY LOGIC PENETRATES YOUR EYE
<Huw`> LIKE PENIS
<FAGBOT> EXCUSE ME SIR, IS THAT A PENIS UP YOUR BUTTHOLE?
<Huw`> YES IT IS
<FAGBOT> HWY YES, I THINK IT IS
<Huw`> I KEEP IT THERE FOR SAFE KEEPING
<Huw`> AS I AM A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL
<[GSF]JohnDoe> hahahahaha
<Huw`> AND ALW
<Huw`> ALWAYS NEED A SECOND BACK UP PENIS
<Huw`> FOR WHEN MINE CATCHES ON FIRE FROM EXTREME ANUS FRICTION
<FAGBOT> BECAUSE YOUR NORMAL PENIS ISNT SUFFICIENT FOR THE LADIES?
<FAGBOT> HAR HAR

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<[GSF]Morbid> My pants are not alive, their only purpose for existing is to stop my manliness from bursting forth and stunning th world
* [GSF]Morbid is listening to: The Firm - Star Trekkin' (0:07/3:36) [578/578] [128Kbps] [3382Kb]
<[GSF]LordNagash> Thats some good pants
<[GSF]Morbid> indeed
<[GSF]LordNagash> my pants just stop people from laughing at my manhood
<[GSF]LordNagash> ITS NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE, I WAS BORN THIS WAY
<[GSF]LordNagash> I DONT SEE YOU LAUGHING AT GIRLS WITH HUGE LABIA
<[GSF]Morbid> LOL
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<[GSF]Morbid> That's because I can't *see* their labias
<[GSF]Morbid> however large
<Chef_Wilburto> :/
<Chef_Wilburto> interesting topic
<[GSF]Morbid> yes
<[GSF]LordNagash> WELL LOOK HARDER, MAN
<[GSF]LordNagash> IF YOU CANT FIND HUGE LABIA, HOW WILL YOU EVER FIND THE CLITORIS?
<[GSF]Morbid> I'm already looking pretty hard
<[GSF]Morbid> OMG SEXUAL OVERTONES
<[GSF]LordNagash> I HAVE A SEXUAL OVERCOAT
<[GSF]LordNagash> IT TRIES TO RAPE PASSING JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS
<[GSF]Morbid> do you let it?
<[GSF]LordNagash> of course
<[GSF]Morbid> good
<[GSF]LordNagash> what kind of person do you think I am?
<[GSF]Morbid> They have it coming
<[GSF]LordNagash> damn straight
<[GSF]LordNagash> GOING TO SCHOOL IS ASKING FOR RAPE
<[GSF]Morbid> being born without a penis is asking for rape
<[GSF]Morbid> I'm on the trolley]
<[GSF]LordNagash> I hear in Japan they actually make girls sign a waiver not blaming them if they get raped by anything, especially intergalatic demons
<[GSF]LordNagash> damn schools

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<[P]aradox> Fin, your topic requires so much moderation I am afraid to look at it. I am going to go sit in the corner and cry.

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<Thrall> `8ball where does my wang see the most action?
<FAGBOT> <8Ball> Thrall: In furry Auswitsch!
<Hardflip> `8ball Where abouts is the vagina?
<FAGBOT> <8Ball> Hardflip: In Heads sisters bedroom.

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<[GSF]PippinZ> Actually, 1: Been having sex three times a day for a week 2: With a girl 3: Tore unlubed foreskin when inserting teh penis
<Archeoptrix> I HAVE JUST PASSED FREEDOM FIGHTERS FOR THE 6th TIME
<Archeoptrix> AND IT IS STILL PRETTY LAME
<[GSF]PippinZ> AND THE GIRL IS HUMAN
<DrFGeek> A girl = ?
<Archeoptrix> *drum solo*
<DrFGeek> A girl = ?
<moz> wtf?
<Archeoptrix> A girl = not a man
<moz> how do you TEAR foreskin?
<Archeoptrix> Stupet
<[GSF]PippinZ> Exactly
<moz> is she like a desert or something?
<[GSF]PippinZ> Desert?
<moz> as in a dry sandy place
<moz> not dessert
<Archeoptrix> SHE BIT HIS COCK
<[GSF]PippinZ> Uh
<[GSF]PippinZ> No, shes really quite wet.
<[GSF]PippinZ> Checked before.
<moz> OR WAS IT IN TEH ANUS
<Archeoptrix> HE WAS LIKE "SURPRISE ATTACK SLEEP BLOWJOB!" and she was like "HOORAY DREAM SAUSAGE"

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* Allah casts Saddam Hussein
<Son_of_God> ALLAH YOU PSUUSY
* God casts crusade
* Allah has quit IRC ("FAGJET AWAEY!")

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<Archeoptrix> I would drink spit fermented in a shoe if it was free

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[18:02] <Leo|Work> FUCK MY PHONE'S RINGING
[18:02] <BLeo|Work> GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THEY KEEP ME LATE
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<Leo|Work> IT WAS A TEENAGE PENIS
<Leo|Work> ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
<Leo|Work> WHO WENT LATE TO PARTY
<Leo|Work> AND HAD SUCH A FRIIIGHT
<Leo|Work> THERE WAS A BURLY MANCOCK IN HIS WAY
<Leo|Work> WHO WALKED UP AND WENT-A HEY HEY HEY
<[GSF]Morbid> Was this burly mancock at all gay?
<Leo|Work> AND THERE WAS BUTTSEX FOR ALL
<Leo|Work> THE MANCOCK WAS TWO FEET TALL
<Leo|Work> AND YOU MIGHT SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<[GSF]Morbid> I was right.
<Leo|Work> IT WAS A FGTY FGTY DAYYYY
<Leo|Work> That was... one of my newer pieces.
<Leo|Work> Been working on it for a while.
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