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<Leo|Home> I like you Quiz.
<Leo|Home> You're like the little brother I never had.
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[GSF]Quizical> Thanks man
* Leo|Home gets the coathanger
<Leo|Home> AND NEVAR WILL HAVE
<[GSF]Quizical> OH NOES

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<Huw`> when i went out last night
<Huw`> i was talking to these two girls for an hour or so
<Huw`> and later on in the night they asked me i was gay
<Huw`> mind you it was one of those nights where i had two ciggies behind my ears and i lost my shoes

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[P]aradox: Can you pronounce penis?
[P]aradox: It takes your whole mouth, doesn't it

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<com> Picture fin, eight years old, leather jacket, burns that put
wolverine to shame, grubby glasses, tearing the plastic off of his
third pack of cigarettes for the day, while watching Saturday morning
cartoons.
<com> Enter parents
<com> "WE JUST HAD SEX!"
<com> Picture fin, eight years old, cringing in the fetal position.
<com> After some thought
<com> Fin: "What the fuck is sex, yo?"

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<MHMike> Japan was founded as a bukkake colony

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<Hardflip> holy fuck my balls are hot
<Hardflip> i'm talking burning
<FraGNeMeSiS> That's not how a vibrator works, Hardflip...

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<moz> underneath all my fat i'm fucking hot

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<Kiru|SoupNazi> a foreskin is the greatest thing ever
<Kiru|SoupNazi> it's like having a sock over your cock for eternity

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<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> I remember the days when you could buy a house with 350 pound
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> in those days, we used to wear fox skin trousers
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> as was the style at the time
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> now, to get the skins, we used to have to hunt the foxes
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and they were wiley critters
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> much wilier than the foxes these days
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> we used to have to make the most cunning of traps
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> because otherwise we'd go home trouserless
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> I, of course, was a champion fox trapper
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and so I had many pairs of trousers
<[GSF]JohnDoe> but a man without pants is a man of freedom
<[GSF]JohnDoe> is this not so?
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and I was the fixation of the girls of the village
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> You would thinks so
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> but this is now
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and that was then
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and then, it was all about what you couldn't see
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> and what you couldn't see, was obscured
<[GSF]Morbid|Ghst> by fox skins

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Morbid: Uh oh
Morbid: Bananaphone has raped my memory
Morbid: All I remember for the last few days is bananaphone
Lord.Nagash: aahahahahaha
Lord.Nagash: ahahaha
Morbid: And I've only had it since yesterday
Morbid: That's one powerful song

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<dsbnh> i am almost falling a sleep and i dont want to start wanking and fall a sleep only to wake up with my dick in my hand and drool down my chin
<dsbnh> too many times man
<dsbnh> too many times

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Lord.Nagash: Acidic no talk to Nagash
Lord.Nagash: : /
Lord.Nagash: I'LL TALK TO THIS WALL INSTEAD
Lord.Nagash: IT IS A SEXY WALL
Lord.Nagash: IT PUTS OUT REAL EASY LIEK
Lord.Nagash: I DONT EVEN NEED TO BUY IT DINNER

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<SpaceAce> y'know, once in a while, I steal my sister's girl's magazine

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<Hardflip> I'm not a fucking ForumPlanet admin
<Hardflip> STUPID
<Hardflip> I'm only admin of Main/PS2/GC/Xbox/PC/Ngage/GBA
<moz> he is only admin in my pants
<Leo|Swork> Ah
<Hardflip> Otherwise there'd be a PlanetHardflip
<moz> :O
<DarkFlow> hehe
<DarkFlow> there
<DarkFlow> back
<moz> i can see it now
<DarkFlow> dad called
<Hardflip> it'd be red. not green. with some black and white in it too.. maybe a swastika on the spyguy's arm

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<Doc|HitinMen> ooo ooo last night, after some rather hot action im laying face down on this girls bed and shes just laying next to me running her fingers through my hair
<Doc|HitinMen> and she says
<Doc|HitinMen> 'i love your hair, never cut it'
<Doc|HitinMen> i smiled wickedly into the pillow
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :O
<[GSF]JohnDoe> awesome
<[GSF]Quizical> THAT WAS ME

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(00:45:09) tripelo33: TO BE ATTRACTED TO AN IMPOTENT SEXXY MAN
(00:45:11) tripelo33: LIKE MYSELF

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moz: OIMG LIGHTERS ARE FUN YES
moz: IN BRITAIN YOU LIGHT FAGS WITH THEM
moz: BUT IF YsOU LIGHT AN AMERICAN FAG ITS A HATE CRIME

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<Suerte> shit
<Suerte> I have athletes penis
<Suerte> oh nm
<Suerte> that's just gonorrhea

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<[GSF]00033> I got some bootay from some chick under the bleachers at the last track meet I was at
<[GSF]00033> she was from the opposing team. It was like fuckin nazis in WW2.

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> leo drools just by thinking of chocolate penix
<Leo|Swank> As such I am constantly dehydrated.
<Leo|Swank> Nothing a little Ctrl+A action with DF can't cure.
<Leo|Swank> Always on top!
<Hardflip> HOLY SHIT (i need one)
<Leo|Swank> They go down smooth.

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<Leo|Swank> ALL WE NEED 'S A FEW GOOD 'TATORS
<Leo|Swank> Wots' 'tators, precious.
<Leo|Swank> MU-TA-TORS
<Leo|Swank> CODE EM 'PILE EM STICK EM ON A SITE

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<Pyronus> hooray for penis in butt
<Pyronus> I mean
<Pyronus> omg
<Pyronus> shit
<Pyronus> fuck
<Pyronus> I didnt say that

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<[GSF]Quizical> WE SHOULD BAN HUW
<Huw`> I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE
<[GSF]Quizical> I FIND YOUR FACE OFFENSIVE
<[GSF]Quizical> BUT NOT YOUR FINELY SHAPED BUTTOCKS
<[GSF]Quizical> !!
<Huw`> I FIND YOUR PENIS SMALL AND UNOFFENSIVE
<[GSF]Morbid> I find this conversation...
<[GSF]Morbid> wrong
<[GSF]Quizical> I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE PENIS OF YOURSELF
<[GSF]Quizical> IN FACT
<Huw`> TRICKS AND DECIETS
<[GSF]Quizical> YOU ARE ONE GIANT PENIS
<[GSF]Quizical> EXCEPT IT IS A VERY SMALL PENIS

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<Suerte> oscuro gets all the chicks and coke
<[GSF]00033> yeah
<[GSF]00033> I'm keeping my hands on the North Korean chick
<[GSF]00033> she wears red clothes all teh time
<[GSF]00033> and calls me her comrade
<[GSF]00033> in bed
<Suerte> lmao
<Suerte> and writes poetry about how her love for you burns like a nuclear ICBM

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<Head-> one day when I become gay I'm blaming it on you guys

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<Kiru> the walls of my room are painted in neon red and blue blotches

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The Spaniard (01:47 AM) :
God Damnit!
The Spaniard (01:47 AM) :
shit I got chocolate in my pubes

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<[GSF]Quizical> I was outside in a out of the way residential area, one small twisty road through it, full of retired old people, and there was a mallard and a chick duck standing next to each other just looking around
<[GSF]Quizical> It was so romantic
<[GSF]Quizical> No doubt, when they went back to the canal, the male duck would half drown the female while he raped her
<[GSF]Quizical> duck's sex lives are fucked up

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<00033> Chiquita and Cochlain would make an interesting boxing match

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<McKree> So much for that.
<McKree> Dead channel.
*** |Thrall has joined #gsf
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<McKree> Oh for crying out loud.
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<[GSF]00033> hahah
<[GSF]00033> llelelele
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<[GSF]00033> lelelel

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(22:19:48) 00033: I huff teh coke everyday
(22:19:56) 00033: doesn't seem to impact his profit
(22:20:07) [GSF]moz: thats a lotta coke
(22:20:10) 00033: plz don't tell him I steal it
(22:20:17) [GSF]moz: k
(22:20:21) [GSF]moz: OH WAIT I LIED
(22:20:26) 00033: I KILL YOU ESE

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[10:49] <Leo|Swank> SHE ATE MY PANTS
[10:49] <Leo|Swank> THEN SHE MOVED FOR MY CROTCH[10:49] <Leo|Swank> AND I WAS LIKE NO
NINJA COCK DEPLOY

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<TheMaestro> girls' nipples are more sensitive than guys' right?
<[GSF]LordNagash> ... Why do you want to know that?
<Suerte> sex change
<[GSF]LordNagash> Fair enough
<Suerte> he's trying to sort out which parts to get and which ones have to go
<[GSF]LordNagash> Sort of like a clearence sale?
<Suerte> LIQUIDATION
<[GSF]LordNagash> PENIS, OWNER NO LONGER USES, MUST GO
<Suerte> SMALL PENIS, WELL TAKEN CARE OF, KNOWN TO DISCHARGE QUICKLY DURING ARROUSAL

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<TheMaestro> Head's sister should play Samus in the movie
<[BTFzor]Nacho> no!
<TheMaestro> no wait
<TheMaestro> I misspelled HAVE SEX WITH

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(00:38:08) Joel: i want a car with SO much torque when you floor it not only does the frame BEND
(00:38:13) Joel: IT TURNS INTO A CIRCLE
(00:38:15) Grant: hahaha
(00:38:18) Grant: hahahahha
(00:38:18) Joel: AND THEN A MOBIUS STRIP
(00:38:20) Grant: wtf
(00:38:28) Joel: ADN THEN I BECOME ONE DIMENSIONAL
(00:38:29) Grant: hahahaha
(00:38:33) Grant: ummm
(00:38:34) Joel: AND I RULE TEH STREETS
(00:38:45) Joel: WITH MY MOBIUS STRIP OF FURY

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<[GSF]Quizical> OH NOES
<[GSF]Quizical> I AM BLEEDING
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :O
<Reis> eep
<[GSF]Quizical> I MANAGED TO CUT MYSELF ON A DISHWASHER
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :O
<[GSF]Quizical> I MUST BE EXCEPTIONALLY RETARDED

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<Leo|Swank> My day is varied.
<Leo|Swank> I spend half of it laying around on the couch, and half of it on the mattress.
<Doc|Class> leo is a man of refined taste
<Doc|Class> never afraid to try anything new

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<Kiru> Koreans just hop a plane to Japan, get a baby out of the vending machine, and fly home
<Zaffod> IN THIS CASE THE VENDING MACHINE IS A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL

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[ @TheMaestro ] http://images.somethingawful.com/ads/images/ad-ebpm-bella2-468-60.jpg
[ @TheMaestro ] wtf is going on there
[ Zaffod ] She's removing her breasts
[ Zaffod ] That's what it looks like to me, anyway
[ Zaffod ] Her breasts are like a plugin
[ {Vz}nothing ] hehe
[ {Vz}nothing ] modular body parts?
[ Zaffod ] Oh yeah
[ @TheMaestro ] but there is a little fur too
[ Zaffod ] It's the latest craze
[ {Vz}nothing ] w00t!
[ {Vz}nothing ] I can finally get a hot-swappable vagina!

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<[GSF]Morbid> Just the other day my shirt was unbuttoning itself because concealing such a manly chest borders on a crime.

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<Catfish> hahahahahaha
<Catfish> Fermat's Last theorm is FALSE
<Catfish> if all the numbers = 1
<Catfish> fgt
<Catfish> they have spent hundreds of years trying to prove his theorem
<Catfish> http://www.mbay.net/~cgd/flt/fltmain.htm
<Catfish> fgt mathematicians
<Catfish> ALL ARE PROVEN WRONG BY THE NUMBER 1
<Catfish> HAHAHAHAHA
<Catfish> oh wait...
<Catfish> damn them!
<Catfish> i was so close

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<Leo|Swank> omg a girl
<Leo|Swank> fapfapfap
<DarkFlow> LYNN
<[GSF]00033> FAPFAPFAP
<DarkFlow> fapfapfapfapfap

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> at least look at pron when you wank
<[GSF]Morbid> I'm holding open my novel here
<[GSF]JohnDoe> with pron in it?
<[GSF]Morbid> No, it's a Discworld novel

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<Wolfy> it wont let me click on internet
<Wolfy> its greyed out
<Wolfy> what fgtry is this
<PippinZ> Wolfy! You are banned from the internet!

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<Kiru> UT2005 shouldn't have models
<Kiru> it should have supermodels
<Kiru> from Sweden
<Kiru> if you look at their gibs, you will find NO BODY FAT AT ALL

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(09:40:20) [GSF]JohnDoe: honestly if I ever meet HF I'm gonna heil him

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<Hardflip> HOLY SHIT
<Hardflip> It's 2005 next year..
<[GSF]JohnDoe> yes?
<DarkFlow> and yes it is
<[GSF]JohnDoe> so?
<[GSF]Morbid> HF: You're just noticing this?
<[GSF]Morbid> Advanced math comes easily to HF

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<[GSF]Holliday> ahhh wtf
<[GSF]Holliday> dictionary.com has a premium membership thing
<[GSF]Holliday> and apparently suprachiasmatic nucleus is a premium word

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> moz is sooo drnk
<moz> IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRNK

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<[GSF]00033> I bet you poisoned them
<moz> hes mexican
<moz> he laced them
<moz> with PCP
<Ed_Oscuro> nooo
<[GSF]00033> mmm
<[P]aradox> and CPC
<[P]aradox> and SPO
<[GSF]00033> CCP
<[P]aradox> and CUM
<Ed_Oscuro> and SPS
<[GSF]00033> FGT
<Huw> and BATMAN
<[P]aradox> and FGT
<[P]aradox> and STFU
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