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oobleglork: you know what i hate about forums, people who chime in with thier two cents. im gona make a forum for myself and only i will be able to post in it i would post on it all day and then link people to it, but they'd be like come on man turn registrations plz, but id be like lmao ill be posting awesome shit in here and you cant come

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[20:19] Chadwick: hmm
[20:19] Ed: hmm?
[20:19] Ed: you're interested to know those movies are still around eh
[20:19] Ed: or is this about your computer
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: it's just chad's way of contributing interesting things to this channel
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: *4CHAN LINK*
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: *4CHAN LINK*
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: *4CHAN LINK*
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: GEARS?
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: hmm
[20:20] [BTFzor]NVShacker: >:(

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SORRY ED
LordNagash: dude
LordNagash: The leaders of the free world could ring me right now
LordNagash: and tell me 'hey, lay off macavity'
LordNagash: and i'd say FUCK YOU

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<[GSF]JohnDoe> where is nitro when you need him
<Zeke> HE'S CURING AIDS
<[GSF]JohnDoe> he needs to be curing my twitch
<[GSF]JohnDoe> I mean really what is more important
<[GSF]JohnDoe> some fgt africans
<[GSF]JohnDoe> or me
<Zeke> Hmm...
<Zeke> they're not fgts though
<Zeke> they're MSM
<[GSF]JohnDoe> they should have use Fellows who Go Together as term, not Men having Sex with Men
<[GSF]JohnDoe> because then the acronym would be FGT
<[GSF]JohnDoe> and everyone would understand

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(Zeke) You know, when I was working at the airport, we had to suck the shit out of the airplanes with a cart from what was, basically, a dookie-hole on the side. A horrid, stinky, nasty tank in the airplane, then blast that blue chemical stuff in there.
(Zeke) Once, the hose broke on that thing
(Zeke) And it sprayed like three passengers and lots of luggage.
(Zeke) That's how I feel about macavity.
(Zeke) He's a broken shit-cart.
(Zeke) Spraying sanitizing blue chemical and day old feces everywhere, not only on us, but everything that matters to us.

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<fin> The hottest woman in the world is the one who deigns to sit on your cock.

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<Hardflip> chad
<Hardflip> why aren't you unbanning MMB?
<Hardflip> you're a really shit moderator, you know that?
<[BTFzor]spider> lole
<spyte> i still love you chad
<spyte> even if you are a shit mod
<[BTFzor]Ted> why are people like mmb banned when jimmycracker isnt
<[BTFzor]Ted> also why the fuck arent decoy nitro and me mods yet
<Hardflip> I know it's fucked up ted
<Hardflip> you best sort this preferential treatment shit out
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo flip how do you feel about me becoming a mod
<Hardflip> you can't be as bad as chad
<Chad> =/
<Chad> fine
<Chad> MMB can be unbanned
<Chad> and spyte toto
<Chad> too
<[BTFzor]spider> you ass
<Hardflip> you're a fucking idiot.

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<[BTFzor]kiruzog> he [Violent Chemistry] really likes empowering women by giving them the oppurtunity to turn him down for dates

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[21:55] [BTFzor]kiruzog: Zeke likes fucking fat women on their period so he can pretend hes fucking a big jelly dougnut

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[BTFzor]Shang: chad you'll have to accept you'll be a virgin FOREVER
Chad: yeah
Chad: I'm cool with that

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[19:10] Hardflip: ocelot truth is the only truth

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jimmycrack: fuck i wish we jizzed glue
jimmycrack: so it would really really stick to her face
Zeke: dude, you'd never be able to use your keyboard
Leo: fucking spiderman
Leo: he has all the luck
Zeke: lol irony
Zeke: his jizz KILLED MARY JANE
Leo: pasted her to some skyscraper wall and forgot about her
Leo: til birds gobbled up the protein and her bony corpse fell into traffic
jimmycrack: if he used his dick to launch semen and swing from building to building
jimmycrack: that would fucking hurt
jimmycrack: it would get like torn off
jimmycrack: but it would come in handy for pushing old ladies away from the standard collapsing balcony
jimmycrack: and small children

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* jimmycracker changes topic to 'http://myspace-555.vo.llnwd.net/00750/55/54/750424555_l.jpg'
<jimmycracker> i wonder if the ex has actually checked under her skirt
<Zeke> I wouldn't fuck that indie hipster bitch anyway
<Zeke> wtf her legs look like toothpicks, that's not healthy
<jimmycracker> chad should go on an expedition to get into her pants... he either gets laid or finds a penis
<jimmycracker> its win win

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<fin> also my cat needs to stop headbutting the keyboard now
<Freestyle_215> it wants to chat with his mates?
<paradox> more liek it wants to yiff
<Span_Wolf> what's up
<fin> wow
<fin> great timing
<paradox> that's creepy
<Freestyle_215> yiff sense?
<Span_Wolf> yiffdar?

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<Chad> I'm not doing the girl thing

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[13:50] Chad: http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/03/04/coulter.edwards/index.html
[13:52] [BTFzor]DocSar: I saw Ann Coulter giving a speech at some Conservative Political Asshole Conference on C-SPAN the other day and she was like, "APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO SPEND THREE MONTHS IN REHAB WHEN YOU SAY 'FAGGOT,' TEE HEE HEE!" followed by applause and guffawing
[13:53] [BTFzor]DocSar: ah, I see this article is about the same speech
[13:55] [BTFzor]DocSar: And then she said the single dumbest thing I've ever heard a conservative say about gay rights: She added, "I don't know why all gays aren't Republican. I think we have the pro-gay positions, which is anti-crime and for tax cuts. Gays make a lot of money and they're victims of crime. No, they are! They should be with us."
[13:58] [GSF]00033: rofl
[13:59] [GSF]00033: Chad
[13:59] Chad: yes?
[13:59] [GSF]00033: what's your opinion on the GOP?
[13:59] Chad: they make me sad I'm Republican sometimes
[13:59] [GSF]00033: omfg
[14:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: oh
[14:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: my
[14:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: god
[14:01] [BTFzor]DocSar: okay Chad, I have a question
[14:01] [BTFzor]DocSar: Do you feel that the graduated income tax is a just means of collecting federal revenue?
[14:01] Chad: I don't know
[14:01] [GSF]00033: of course you don't
[14:01] [GSF]00033: because you're a rich white american
[14:01] Chad: I can't answer that
[14:01] [BTFzor]DocSar: WTF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER THAT
[14:01] Chad: nor do I care enough to play your games
[14:02] Chad: I'm simply shopping for a new monitor
[14:02] [GSF]00033: CHAD- do you think everyone should be taxed by the same percentage?
[14:02] Chad: no
[14:02] [GSF]00033: or should you be taxed at a higher percentage if your income is larger
[14:02] Chad: that sounds good
[14:02] [BTFzor]DocSar: wtf
[14:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: you suck at being a republican
[14:03] [GSF]00033: then you believe in the graduated income tax
[14:03] Chad: but we should get deductions for actually doing work
[14:03] Chad: unlike poor people
[14:03] Chad: because we do more work than the poor
[14:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: oh, never mind
[14:03] [GSF]00033: oh
[14:03] [GSF]00033: rofl
[14:03] [GSF]00033: arguably you just do work where the money is at because of higher education
[14:04] Chad: that too
[14:04] Chad: but remember
[14:04] [GSF]00033: not because you're breaking your goddamned back juggling 2 full time jobs
[14:04] [GSF]00033: and still not getting paid shit
[14:04] Chad: I don't get any federal aid
[14:04] Chad: because my family makes too much
[14:04] Chad: so we get no support when paying for college
[14:04] [GSF]00033: oh right
[14:04] [GSF]00033: because your family owns 5 cars
[14:05] [GSF]00033: one of them a corvette
[14:05] Chad: yes
[14:05] [GSF]00033: of course you can't afford college then
[14:05] Chad: but college still is a pain in the ass to pay for
[14:06] Chad: why should we always be punished for making more?
[14:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: oh god damn it
[14:06] [GSF]00033: rofl
[14:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: you're not being punished
[14:13] [BTFzor]DocSar: MODERATE PENNSYLVANIA REPUBLICAN SILHOUETTE SHOULD TEAM UP WITH CENTRIST DLC PRICK NATHAN PETRELLI FOR A PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2008 THAT WILL GIVE WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "SUPER TUESDAY" ;D
[14:13] Chad: I want a governer who can fly
[14:13] Chad: I support Supers

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jimmycracker: man carmageddon rules... you can run ram hot chicks into walls with your car
jimmycracker: but theres one problem
jimmycracker: THEY'RE NOT NAKED
jimmycracker: or would that make the game too fucked up?
Leo: t'would make it fucked i guess
Leo: a torture/psycho sim where you kidnap a cheerleader and fuck her up over weeks/months/years as the game permits would be ok
Leo: but god forbit a nipple pops out
Leo: ...that actually sounds like an awesome game
jimmycracker: omg ted bundy sim
Leo: yay
Leo: a GTA/beat-em-up gameplay combo
Leo: where you first pick out an appropriately shady van wherein to stuff schoolgirls
jimmycracker: and stick metal rods up their vaginas
Leo: perfect!

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[12:15] fin: I'm the kind of man who would spend thirty grand animating a two hour movie of hideous horrifying porn just to fuck with people.
[12:15] bigworm: id watch it
[12:15] [BTFzor]DocSar: ALL THE RAGE AT HOT TOPIC
[12:15] bigworm: just for the sheer curiousity of what kind of animated porn fin would make
[12:15] fin: Well
[12:15] fin: the opening scene would be at hot topic
[12:16] fin: and would have two preppy goth girls
[12:16] fin: standing around discussing their hideous STDs
[12:16] bigworm: thats a rather contradictory statement... pretty goth?
[12:16] fin: and wondering why the can't lose all that goddamned weight
[12:16] bigworm: preppy*
[12:16] fin: preppy goth girls = any female who dresses goth and shops at hot topic
[12:16] fin: anyway
[12:17] bigworm: oh
[12:17] fin: then they would strip
[12:17] bigworm: that makes sense
[12:17] fin: and some weedy dweeb with corpse paint on
[12:17] fin: would come in and fuck the folds of their fat
[12:17] bigworm: dear god
[12:17] fin: his penis would then begin to bubble and melt
[12:17] fin: so he would use his leg
[12:17] fin: which would also melt off
[12:17] * [BTFzor]DocSar starts rubbing one out
[12:17] fin: then his other leg
[12:18] fin: and so on
[12:18] bigworm: this is getting awesome
[12:18] fin: until he's armless and legless
[12:18] fin: then he gets sold to european slave cartels
[12:18] fin: and used a defenceless sex slave
[12:18] bigworm: random...yet effective
[12:18] fin: ruptured in the ass again and again
[12:18] fin: by big beefy eastern european types with huuuuuuuuuuuuge moustaches and other cliches
[12:18] [BTFzor]DocSar: It's like Van Darkholme meets Jhonen Vasquez meets Leo
[12:19] fin: Eventually
[12:19] fin: He would be ruptured so hard that the dick would come out his belly button
[12:19] bigworm: im suprised there hasnt been any scat references yet...
[12:19] fin: Oh wait, it's coming.
[12:19] fin: After his tragic death
[12:20] fin: He would be eaten by the eastern european types
[12:20] fin: because they're fucking hungry
[12:20] fin: they would then go home to all their hot young eastern european wives and daughters
[12:20] fin: and shit in their mouths
[12:20] fin: because they, too, are fucking hungry.
[12:20] fin: then it all explodes and everyone dies, because I'm pretty tired of this now.

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[13:40] Chad: would you choose super powers or true love?
[13:40] [BTFzor]DocSar: super powers, I'm not stupid
[13:41] fin: You know superman bones like fifteen women a night, right?
[13:41] fin: Who needs true love when you have THAT?
[13:44] Shacker: and it's not like true love is a rare commodity
[13:44] Shacker: tons of people have true love
[13:44] [BTFzor]DocSar: What the fuck is true love anyway?
[13:44] Wolfy: chad stop being so emo and kill yourself already
[13:44] Shacker: superpowers are worth way more by virtue of scarcity
[13:45] Shacker: true love is some bullshit ideal
[13:45] Chad: I'm picking super powers
[13:45] Chad: I already have my powers set
[13:45] fin: If I had to choose a single super power it would be
[13:46] fin: "NEVER LOSE HAS A LOT OF SEX MAN"
[13:49] Chad: I'd have an amorphous shadow which can be turned into a variety of objects to fight criminals and my name would be Shilhouette

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<Ed> <xenu-> http://fukung.net/v/2592/cocaineposter2.jpg
[picture text: Jack and Jill went up a hill
to snort a little coke
Jack felt horny, so did Jill
But unfortunately Jack can't
maintain an erection
no matter how turned on he is.]
<Ed> <xenu-> ^ the best.
<Ed> $2 says decoy calls bullshit
<decoy> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
<Ed> hahaha

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<Zeke> The difference is I follow Athena, which means science and justice are the big things for my life.

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<Nitro> yo
<Nitro> i bought a ticket to The Vagina Monologues
<LordNagash> NO HOMO
<Nitro> cuz it goes to some charity that helps battered women
<Ed> haha
<Ed> give it away
<Nitro> well the play is at 7
<Nitro> ie: in 12 min
<Nitro> but fuck that
<Nitro> i'd rather study than attend that bullshit
<Ed> gg
<LordNagash> hahahaha
<LordNagash> TAKE THAT, WOMEN
<Nitro> well i supported the fucking battered sluts
<Nitro> what more do they want
<LordNagash> hahaha
<LordNagash> you shouldnt have even done that

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ED DAMMIT QUIT WITH THE MEDIOCRITY

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[BTFzor]Ted: you arent a virgin mmb
[BTFzor]Ted: remember?
[BTFzor]Ted: you lost your virginity to an oak tree
[BTFzor]Ted: fucked you in the eyesocket

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Wolfy: i had a dream where i peed in kaylees butt
Wolfy: best dream ever

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[07:24] Pathogen: "Darth Vader had his own fair share of kills: Murdering Gate Master Jurokk, Whie Malreaux, Bene and Cin Drallig, Cin Drallig's Padawan Serra Keto, Archive Master Jocasta Nu, and finally cutting down all the Jedi Apprentices that were sent to hide in the Council Chambers. Countless others were also killed fighting Vader, as depicted in the novel, movie and the videogame."
[07:24] Pathogen: VIDEO GAMES SHOULD NOT BE CANON
[07:24] Pathogen: EVER
[07:24] Pathogen: EVER
[07:24] Nagash: totally
[07:25] Nagash: wait, never?
[07:25] Nagash: Not even if they're good ones like Baldurs Gate II?
[07:25] Pathogen: "Darth Vader nearly killed Luke, but then Luke tapped B and hit A, chopping Darth Vader's head off, before doing a double jump and killing the Emperor with a combo strike."
[07:25] Nagash: hahaha
[07:26] Nagash: man, darth vader was HARD in all the SNES star wars games
[07:26] Nagash: especially the empire strikes back, if I remember correctly
[07:26] Pathogen: Actually in Return of the Jedi both Vader and the Emperor were pretty easy
[07:26] Pathogen: I could never get out of the Death Star in time though before it blew up
[07:26] Nagash: I did once
[07:27] Nagash: i was like "hooray!"
[07:27] Nagash: Never could when I was a kid though
[07:27] Pathogen: So I would literally destroy the Sith and save the galaxy, but then I lost because the black guy died.
[07:27] Pathogen: I got news
[07:27] Pathogen: The black guy always dies
[07:27] Nagash: hahahahaha
[07:27] Pathogen: That's how it's supposed to happen
[07:27] Nagash: that's what the black guys are FOR
[07:27] Nagash: especially if he's three days from retirement

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[05:50] Pathogen: np: Saliva - Ladies And Gentlemen
[05:50] Pathogen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE
[05:50] Pathogen: WILL YOU BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO ME
[05:50] Pathogen: I WROTE THIS SONG SO I COULD GET MORE ENDORSEMENTS
[05:50] Pathogen: PLEASE USE THIS SONG FOR WWE AND FOOTBALL COMMERCIALS
[05:50] Nagash: hahaha
[05:51] Nagash: THAT DOESNT RHYME
[05:51] Pathogen: It's an abcc rhyme scheme
[05:51] Pathogen: I learned that in English Lit
[05:51] Pathogen: as well as
[05:51] Pathogen: Every other class about reading
[05:51] Pathogen: that I've ever taken
[05:51] Nagash: lol
[05:51] Nagash: EVER?
[05:52] Nagash: even...
[05:52] Nagash: KINDERGARTEN?
[05:52] Pathogen: Yeah basically
[05:52] Pathogen: they will teach you this
[05:52] Pathogen: in 8th grade
[05:52] Pathogen: rhyme schme
[05:52] Pathogen: only a moron
[05:52] Nagash: and no it isnt
[05:52] Pathogen: could not understand rhyme schme
[05:52] Nagash: endorsements and commericals DOESNT RHYME
[05:52] Pathogen: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN PLEASE
[05:52] Pathogen: COME HERE TO SEE SALIVA ON ITS KNEES
[05:52] Pathogen: WE WOULD LIKE SOME MONEY TO WASTE
[05:53] Pathogen: ON LOTS OF TOOTH PASTE
[05:53] Nagash: rofl
[05:53] Nagash: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT ME THAT SONG
[05:54] Pathogen: You love it uc
[05:54] Pathogen: remember
[05:54] Pathogen: DECADENCE 4 LYFE
[05:54] Pathogen: np: Saliva - Click Click Boom
[05:54] Pathogen: HERE IS A SONG ABOUT GETTING POPULAR
[05:54] Pathogen: NOW WATCH US ACT THIS SONG OUT
[05:54] Pathogen: AND GET ENDORSEMENTS
[05:54] Pathogen: FOR THE CHORUS
[05:54] Pathogen: CLICK CLICK BOOM
[05:54] Pathogen: DAMN THAT'S MANLY
[05:54] Nagash: hahah
[05:54] Nagash: well
[05:54] Pathogen: NOW LET'S HAVE SOME REALLY SHITTY VERSES
[05:55] Pathogen: WITH THE MOST AWFUL GUITAR WORK EVER
[05:55] Pathogen: YES PLZ GUITARIST PLING THE STRINGS OUT OF TUNE
[05:55] Nagash: seeing as how Star Wars updates are HIGHLY UNLIKELY i think i shall go to bed
[05:55] Pathogen: BORIGN
[05:55] Pathogen: YOU SUCK
[05:55] Pathogen: CLICK CLICK SUCK
[05:55] Nagash: I KNOW
[05:55] Pathogen: np: Saliva - Always
[05:56] Pathogen: VAGUE SONG ABOUT SPOUSAL ABUSE
[05:56] Nagash: haha
[05:56] Nagash: anyway
[05:56] Nagash: WE SHALL DISCUSS SALIVA AT ANOTHER TIME
[05:56] Pathogen: you must stay on nagash
[05:56] Pathogen: I so command
[05:56] Nagash: and also perhaps swap some LOL HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT
[05:56] Pathogen: haha I nearly spit up my drink
[05:57] Nagash: hahaha
[05:57] Nagash: thats just how I roll
[05:57] Pathogen: np: Scissor Sisters - Any Song
[05:57] Pathogen: HEY WE ARE THE BEEGEES
[05:57] Pathogen: EXCEPT WITH MORE STUDIO WORK
[05:57] Pathogen: AND LESS OF A SHITTY PRE-DISCO CAREER
[05:58] Nagash: lolol
[05:58] Nagash: WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I SING MY SONG
[05:58] Nagash: THAT I GRIP MY BALLS
[05:58] Pathogen: haha
[05:58] Pathogen: owned
[05:58] Nagash: NO TIME FOR OFFSPRING
[05:58] Pathogen: I bet you learned that one in gradeschool
[05:58] Nagash: probably
[05:58] Pathogen: hey remember this one
[05:58] Pathogen: np: Silverchair - Anthem for the Year 2000
[05:58] Pathogen: You should
[05:58] Nagash: hahaha
[05:59] Pathogen: they are Australian as I recall
[05:59] Nagash: indeed they are
[05:59] Nagash: I TRY NOT TO
[05:59] Pathogen: HERE IS A PROTEST SONG
[05:59] Pathogen: IT IS NOT AT ALL LIKE OTHER PROTEST SONGS
[05:59] Pathogen: AND WILL GO OUT OF DATE THE YEAR OUT OF WE RELEASE IT
[05:59] Pathogen: THEN WE WILL MAKE MUSIC ABOUT ME BEING ANOREXIC WITH A REALLY SHITTY SONG
[05:59] Nagash: hahaha
[06:00] * Nagash listens to Avril Lavinge - Any Song
[06:00] Nagash: LOL i am a rebellious punk rocker
[06:00] Nagash: too bad I have the personality of a wet paper bag
[06:00] Nagash: except
[06:00] Nagash: the wet paper bag would give a better interview
[06:01] Pathogen: np: The Offspring - Any Song
[06:01] Pathogen: LOL WHAT'S BASS
[06:01] Pathogen: I AM CONFUSED AND WHITE
[06:01] Pathogen: HERE IS SOME COLLEGE HUMOR
[06:01] Pathogen: EVEN THOUGH I AM LIKE 35
[06:01] Nagash: hahahaha
[06:02] * Nagash listens to The Beatles - I Am The Walrus
[06:02] Nagash: 'guys, what the fuck is this song about?'
[06:02] Nagash: 'fucked if I know'
[06:02] Nagash: 'lets sing it anyway'
[06:02] Pathogen: np: The Police - Roxanne
[06:02] Pathogen: I HAVE A CRUSH ON A WHORE
[06:02] Pathogen: THE END
[06:02] Pathogen: OH BTW
[06:02] Pathogen: ROXEANNE!! x300
[06:02] Pathogen: HEADLIGHTS ETC.
[06:02] Nagash: hahahaha
[06:05] Pathogen: np: Chumbawamba - Any Song
[06:05] Pathogen: HEY GUYS STOP LISTENING TO TUBTHUMPER
[06:05] Nagash: hahahahhaa
[06:05] Pathogen: AND SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ANARCHIST NEWSLETTER
[06:05] Pathogen: PLZ?
[06:05] Pathogen: PLZ?
[06:05] Pathogen: PLEASE?
[06:05] Nagash: WE SING OTHER SONGS TOO
[06:06] Pathogen: np: Green Day - Any Song
[06:06] Pathogen: I SMOKE WEED
[06:06] Pathogen: AND AM A LOSER
[06:06] Pathogen: FUCK
[06:06] Nagash: rofl
[06:06] * Nagash listens to Brian Adams - Any Song
[06:07] Nagash: I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING
[06:07] Pathogen: np: Kid Rock
[06:07] Pathogen: HEY WHAT GENRE AM I TODAY
[06:07] Pathogen: WELL NO MATTER
[06:07] Pathogen: LET'S IMITATE ONE BADLY
[06:08] Nagash: hahaha
[06:08] Nagash: I AM EQUALLY IMCOMPETANT AT THEM ALL
[06:08] Pathogen: np: Nine Inch Nails
[06:08] Pathogen: EEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[06:08] Pathogen: ALSO
[06:08] Pathogen: RANDOM NOISES TURNED INTO A SONG
[06:08] Pathogen: THIS IS IMPORTANT MUSIC
[06:09] Pathogen: BECAUSE I HAVE NUMBERED ALL MY ALBUMS
[06:09] Pathogen: np: No Doubt
[06:10] Pathogen: I AM HORNY FOR BOYS
[06:10] Pathogen: AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM
[06:10] Pathogen: OH WELL CATCHY RHYTHM
[06:10] Nagash: haaha
[06:11] * Nagash listens to Mozart
[06:11] Nagash: HAY I COMPOSED MUSIC WHEN I WAS NINE
[06:11] Nagash: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
[06:11] Pathogen: ALSO
[06:11] Pathogen: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE OPERA
[06:11] Pathogen: INSTEAD OF JUST THE PART THAT IS ALWAYS IN COMMERCIALS
[06:11] Nagash: hahaha
[06:11] Nagash: SERIOUSLY
[06:12] Nagash: I KNOW ITS FREE TO PLAY
[06:12] Nagash: BUT
[06:12] Nagash: ITS KIND OF DISRESPECTFUL GUYS
[06:12] Pathogen: np: Powerman 5000
[06:12] Pathogen: LIKE ROB ZOMBIE BUT NOT AS GOOD
[06:12] Pathogen: ALSO
[06:12] Pathogen: HEY LET'S COMMERCIALIZE UTTERLY
[06:12] Pathogen: WHAT ROB ZOMBIE IS COMMERCIALIZED TOO?
[06:12] Pathogen: WELL WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL
[06:13] Nagash: hahaha
[06:13] Pathogen: np: Lynyrd Skynyrd
[06:13] Pathogen: THE SOUTH IS AWESOME
[06:14] Pathogen: NEILL YOUNG IS A FAGGOT
[06:14] Pathogen: GUITAR SOLO
[06:14] * Nagash listens to Beastie Boys
[06:14] Nagash: HAY HOW ABOUT WE RELEASE ONE ALBUM
[06:14] Nagash: EVERY
[06:14] Nagash: 10
[06:14] Nagash: YEARS

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<kiruzog> Head is like solid snake
<spider> no dude
<kiruzog> and got all the gay genes
<kiruzog> and somewhere out there
<kiruzog> is liquid head

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<TheMaestro> I want my dad to watch this show so he can tell me how realistic it actually is, cause it seems pretty realistic
<TheMaestro> he worked undercover buyin drugs in the 80s
<TheMaestro> and now he's captain of the narc squad
<[BTFzor]Ted> the writer of the show was a high up in the B-more PD
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> lol and his son smokes pot DRAMATIC IRONY
<[BTFzor]Ted> and lots of the characters are former users, gangsters, or po-lice
<TheMaestro> oh cool
<TheMaestro> haha used to smoke pot
<TheMaestro> my sister lived with him and he found out she smoked dope
<TheMaestro> he didn't care
<TheMaestro> funny story actually
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> heh
<[BTFzor]Ted> like the fatass guy in Homicide
<[BTFzor]Ted> the sergeant
<TheMaestro> she was hotboxing a car with two of her guy friends
<TheMaestro> and the cops rolled them
<[BTFzor]Ted> was actually a sergeant in B-more PD
<TheMaestro> and one of her friends had prescription pills because they took them from the dude's mom, she was a pill popper
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> huh
<TheMaestro> they weren't using 'em, just keeping them from her
<TheMaestro> so that's a felony
<TheMaestro> but my sister was all crying and asked them to just call my dad
<TheMaestro> and they said they'd call my dad and let him punish them
<TheMaestro> so they told my dad they found her hotboxing a car
<TheMaestro> and my sister goes home and he asks her what hotboxing is
<Ed> lol
<TheMaestro> and she says "smoking weed in a car with the windows rolled up"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> haha
<TheMaestro> and he says "oh good I thought it meant they were running a train on you"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> LOL
<Ed> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Ted> LOL
<TheMaestro> "but somking weed...that's just somethin your generation does I guess"

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<Macavity>jimmy, take some words of wisdom from me, grasshopper (for a grasshopper you are, being new to this forum).
<Macavity>When you've been a regular at as many forums as I have, you will discover that no matter where you go and what name you use, there will always be at least one person who hates your guts, no matter what you do or say. You can be the nicest person on the forum, but you will eventually find someone hating you for some reason.
<Macavity>It could be a slight, either real or imagined.
<Macavity>It could be the person's taken exception to one of your opinions and is in violent disagreement with it.
<Macavity>Hell, it could just be that the person loves to hate people and gets his kicks from it.
<Macavity>The thing you must remember, though, is that nothing you do or say will dissuade them from this hate. You can only learn to deal with it, as I have done.
<Macavity>As Superman's nemesis is Lex Luthor and the Doctor's is the Master, so I too have my nemeses (no, "nemesises" is not a word!). Here, on these forums, they're Fin, Pathogen, and Ocelot.
<Macavity>And you know what? I don't fucking care. They don't like me, I don't like them. We're all clear on this dislike, it's a rare day indeed when any of us agree on something, and we all just live with it. We ignore each other as much as humanly possible.

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[17:08] <Marcus> nudes plz
[17:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> http://www.tinyurl.com/bxgp8
[17:08] <Marcus> wow
[17:09] <Marcus> why did i click that

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[13:53] Leo: how fast can you go in da city anyway
[13:53] Leo: not like there isn't a kfc 5 minutes away in every direction
[13:54] Leo: i can imagine bob's mom with a chronometer
[13:54] Leo: LAST CHICKEN RUN, 11.34 MINUTES
[13:55] Leo: BOY YOU BEST BREAK DAT RECORD

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[18:03] <@Gabe> I like how when you look at the source to the article archive list, it opens with an <htl> instead of <html>
[18:04] <@Gabe> (The gamespy archive)
[18:04] <@chris> hah
[18:04] <@chris> Doc, Kindrak and Dipper did a good job with the original forumplanet look. We just never got a chance to rebuild them in a way that wasn't cockass
[18:05] <Shacker|Laptop> I'm not concern, competent people promsied updates in the fourth quarter of 05
[18:06] <@chris> how'd that work out?
[18:06] <Shacker|Laptop> well we don't really know who the competent people are and the updates are nonexistant
[18:06] <Shacker|Laptop> we do however have a community manager who continues to assure us someone is working on something
[18:08] <@chris> yeh, just not forumplanet!
[18:08] <@chris> I sincerely wish I could buy GameSpy and some associated planets back from Fox
[18:08] <@chris> they can keep fileplanet. That's all they wanted
[18:09] <@chris> hell, I'd settle for just the name and no other assets.
[18:09] <Shacker|Laptop> I kind of wish I had some means of browsing the files uploaded to fileplanet by various hosted sites over the years
[18:10] <Shacker|Laptop> of course, I bet there'd be tons of porn and shit
[18:12] <@chris> there always is!

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[21:57] * Joins: [BTFzor]DocSar
[21:59] * Quits: [BTFzor]Ted (Ping timeout: 138 seconds)
[22:02] <Shacker|Laptop> you killed ted
[22:02] <Wolfy> probably
[22:03] <LordNagash> R.I.P Ted :(
[22:03] <[BTFzor]DocSar> RIPSET
[22:03] <[BTFzor]DocSar> (the title of Cam'ron's upcoming zombie flick)

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[21:46] <Shacker|Laptop> [18:05] <Chad> seriously
[21:46] <Shacker|Laptop> [18:05] <Chad> she is me with a vagina and tittays
[21:46] <Shacker|Laptop> I've NEVER EVER heard that before
[21:46] <Shacker|Laptop> oh, wait
[21:46] <Shacker|Laptop> http://www.cardboardhookers.com/gsf/quote.php?id=1452
[21:48] <[BTFzor]Ted> oh god
[21:48] <[BTFzor]Ted> if you can hear me
[21:48] <[BTFzor]Ted> please make chad sterile
[21:48] <[BTFzor]Ted> you cant allow the child of two chads to come into this world
[21:51] <Shacker|Laptop> much less conjoined triplets or whateverthefuck monster he'd get
[21:51] * Quits: Leo (Quit: MO LIEK FAGLETZ)

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[18:01] <Chad> Guys
[18:01] <Chad> I'm in love
[18:02] <Chad> hardcore, hearts floating out of my head love
[18:02] <kiruzog> with music?
[18:02] <Chad> yes
[18:02] <Chad> and tweeting bird sounds
[18:05] <kiruzog> INDY ROCK PETE IS NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE
[18:05] <Chad> TRUE
[18:05] <Chad> BUT THIS GIRL IS JUST LIKE ME
[18:05] <Chad> seriously
[18:05] <Chad> she is me with a vagina and tittays
[18:06] <kiruzog> kaylee?
[18:07] <Chad> no
[18:07] <Chad> this girl's name is Julie
[18:07] <kiruzog> CHCHCHHCHANGES
[18:07] <kiruzog> is this a stickam girl or a girl from the Aeropostale store?
[18:09] <Chad> no
[18:09] <Chad> school
[18:10] <Marcus> i love when chad comes on and talks about his personal life (no sarcasm)
[18:10] <Marcus> he reveals so much more than anyone else here
[18:10] <Marcus> and it's almost always very entertaining
[18:10] <Marcus> you dating her, Chad?
[18:10] <kiruzog> WHAD YOU DO T'DAY MARCUS?
[18:12] <Marcus> nothing at all
[18:12] <kiruzog> I sold mineral rights!
[18:13] <Chad> no
[18:13] <Chad> I got her screenname

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<Nitro> foreskin is annoying actually
<Nitro> i had to roll it off this guys dick once
<Nitro> and it kept rolling forward again

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<[BTFzor]Ted> I fucking hate finding something in a really obvious location after looking all over for it
<decoy> woah, Benicio Del TOro was in snatch?
<Reu> but I think after a few days, the gypsies will want a refund
* decoy is reading the GUy Ritchie entry
<[BTFzor]Ted> I was looking all over for my wallet today
<[BTFzor]Ted> couldn't find it
<[BTFzor]Ted> then im lying in bed reading
<Leo> murder train a-comin
<[BTFzor]Ted> I scratch my arm and look down
<[BTFzor]Ted> bam
<[BTFzor]Ted> there that shit is
<[BTFzor]Ted> right by my arm
<Ed> <[BTFzor]Ted> I fucking hate finding something in a really obvious location after looking all over for it <- haha that happened to me when I was looking for my SATA drive
<decoy> lol,. good job
<Ed> took me two fucking days
<Ed> and it turned out to be in a box in the area where I started
<[BTFzor]Ted> it was like a scene in a bad horror film
<Ed> hahaha Ted
<[BTFzor]Ted> only instead of a demon or a zombie or something
<[BTFzor]Ted> it was a wallet
<Ed> and it gave up your money
<Ed> instead of a tasty mouth full of tentacles
<Leo> once i was looking for the remote
<Leo> for 10 minutes
<Leo> had it in my fucking hand
<Leo> what, the fuck
<Ed> HAHAHA
<Ed> gg
<[BTFzor]Ted> rofl
<decoy> lolol that shit's happened to me
<[BTFzor]Ted> worst was when I was expecting a phone call
<[BTFzor]Ted> heard the phone rang
<[BTFzor]Ted> ran all over the house looking for it
<Leo> "WHERE IS THIS RINIGNG COMING FROM"
<[BTFzor]Ted> then realized it was in my pocket
<decoy> hah
<[BTFzor]Ted> I was like
<[BTFzor]Ted> HMM
<[BTFzor]Ted> IT IS LOUDER IN THIS ROOM
<[BTFzor]Ted> IT MUST BE COMING FROM HERE
<[BTFzor]Ted> NO
<[BTFzor]Ted> DAMN

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[01:53] DragonmasterSlash: "Ok, I just found out that I have Herpes and it's not the end of the world. Now on to the matter at hand...I am a witty, intelligent, sarcastic, sweet, kind and loving woman who is seeking a great guy to have a long term relationship with. " OH LAWD THE HERPES
[01:53] DragonmasterSlash: LURN2CONDOM
[01:54] DragonmasterSlash: also GTFO
[01:54] LordNagash: herpes isn't so bad
[01:55] DragonmasterSlash: I'm pretty sure herpes IS so bad, especially being without cure
[01:55] DragonmasterSlash: and the itching and the BURNING
[01:55] DragonmasterSlash: Anything that makes me not want to pee is a horrible thing
[01:55] LordNagash: at least its not FATAL
[01:55] Pathogen: Well maybe you should try some herpes then Nagash
[01:55] Pathogen: since you think it is so AWESOME
[01:56] LordNagash: Pathogen - I didnt say it was AWESOME
[01:56] LordNagash: syphilis is awesome... then you can be like Hitler

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SithToast: I found out a good friend of mine died on my birthday.
[15:13] Leo: DID HE DROP GOOD LEWT?
[15:15] SithToast: The whole apartment complex went up.
[15:16] SithToast: I knew I shouldn't have said anything
[15:16] SithToast: Because of the bad jokes that would follow.
[15:16] SithToast: TOO EARLY?!?! OBOBLASDOLOLOLOLOL
[15:16] Leo: dude
[15:16] Leo: we're still making jesus jokes
[15:16] Leo: there's no such thing as too early
[15:16] SithToast left the chat room.

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[20:57] <Wolfy> by the way marcus
[20:57] <Wolfy> I wanted to say
[20:57] <Wolfy> I'm sorry for all the hurtful things I've said to you in the past
[20:59] <Marcus> k
[20:59] <Wolfy> Also
[20:59] <Wolfy> I'm just kidding nigger, I hope you get hit by a bus

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[17:29] <Chad> ok
[17:29] <Chad> time for work
[17:30] <Shacker|Laptop> wtf do you do
[17:31] <DragonmasterSlash> He's a homoerotica salesman for Abercrombie and Fitch
...
[17:34] <Chad> DMS shut your fat fucking mouth you piece of shit. You're an obese manwhore apparently who gets his kicks fucking pale, redheaded women off of a dating site. You also brag about having sex with women who are in the middle of their period. You talk all the time about screwing so many women yet your images on OK Cupid are the most horrid, nerdy, disgusting things I have ever seen

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<Shacker|Laptop> I LIKE BONING MEN
<Shacker|Laptop> (that last line could be taken out of context, I'm sure)

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<DragonmasterSlash> ...what the hell is this shit chad?
<Chad> Islands
<Chad> the remnants of the Unicorns
<DragonmasterSlash> They're...magically WORSE.
<DragonmasterSlash> Yeah, I'm done listening to this.
<Chad> you have sex with married women who are having their period
<Chad> you have no ability to call things horrible
<DragonmasterSlash> "<Chad> you have sex" I think I do indeed. Indie hipster shit music, that.
<DragonmasterSlash> You may enjoy it. I will consider it crap.
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol
<[GSF]JohnDoe> <Chad> you have sex with married women *who are having their period* ew
<DragonmasterSlash> Listen mate, you can get all gross and weird about it if you want. But at the end of the day you're putting your penis, which releases urine and sticky fluids, into a sticky warm gooey orifice.
<DragonmasterSlash> What's a little extra lube
<[GSF]JohnDoe> .....
<DragonmasterSlash> Now, if she suddenly wants to suck your dick when you pull out and then make out with you, okay, then you can worry.
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol
<DragonmasterSlash> But otherwise, the vag is slippier, tighter, and warmer that time of hte month AND less likely to result in an oops pregnancy.
<DragonmasterSlash> SO GO FOR THOSE RED WINGS
<DragonmasterSlash> JD, I'm going to trust you to find me a dutch saying for that.
<DragonmasterSlash> Because I know there is one.
<DragonmasterSlash> There's one for ANYTHING sextastic.
<[GSF]JohnDoe> lol hmmmm
<[GSF]JohnDoe> atually there is lol
<DragonmasterSlash> lol, what is it JD? I knew there would be one.
<[GSF]JohnDoe> "Een echte schipper bevaart ook de rode zee" or "A real sailer sails the red sea too."
<DragonmasterSlash> hahahaha, fucking win
<[GSF]JohnDoe> :D

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<Shacker|Laptop> I like how in oblivion, black people were considered a different race from white people
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