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<Shacker|Laptop> pro tip: if you want monies in your paypal account, tell people you're hosting a community website

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[16:11] Chad: Trips has a thing for Hispanics it seems
[16:12] LordNagash: that's because
[16:13] LordNagash: he secretly lusts after Ed
[16:13] LordNagash: and it's the only way he can express his burning passion
[16:13] Chad: hahahahahhahahhahah
[16:13] Chad: incest, lol
[16:14] LordNagash: Ed: It will never work Trips! I'm Castlevania and you're Raven Shield!
[16:14] LordNagash: Ed: OUR LOVE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE
[16:15] Chad: TRIPS, RIP OFF THE LUCHADORE MASK OF REPRESSION AND STATE YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR BROTHER!
[16:16] LordNagash: Or maybe it's because, in bed, Ed is a MexiCANT
[16:16] Chad: http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1897&tid=2000637
[16:16] Chad: Ed even fails at mowing the lawn
[16:17] Reu: Yays, I'm going to watch The Godfather for the first time ever all the way through (I've seen bits and parts but not the whole thing)
[16:17] Trips: lol you faggots
[16:17] Trips: but it is kinda true

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Nagash says: lohan snatch doesnt look so bad from back there
Zeke says: It's just the angle. It's pretty beatered up
Nagash says: well
Nagash says: thats what happens
Nagash says: when men pound you in the vagina
Zeke says: ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO STAY THAT WAY
Nagash says: and she probably pours like... scotch up there
Zeke says: it gets into the system faster that way
Nagash says: shes working on having it made into a suppository
Nagash says: to stop the horrible abuse of her honey pot
Nagash says: because even Winnie The Pooh wouldnt go there

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<Chad> I'm shallow
<Chad> [random OKcupid profile]
<Chad> UGLY GIRL IS UGLY
<DragonmasterSlash> We know you are Chad. We know.
<DragonmasterSlash> We're all shallow, we just get beyond it mostly.
<Chad> [another okcupid profile]
<Chad> her chin can destroy mountains with a swing
<DragonmasterSlash> SAYS THE MAN WITH THE EPIC CHIN
<DragonmasterSlash> AND THE MAN WHO'S SISTER HAS AN EPIC CHIN
<LordNagash> haha
<LordNagash> you done got OWNED chadgar
<Chad> my chin is epic in a good way
<Chad> A MANLY WAY, if you will
<LordNagash> yeah, in the way that it will GET you a man
<DragonmasterSlash> Chad, there is nothing manly about you.
<Chad> :(
<DragonmasterSlash> YOUR CHEST HAS NO MUSCLE OR HAIR
<Benny> truest thing you've ever said
<DragonmasterSlash> WHERE IS YOUR BODY HAIR, SIR?
<Benny> STILL WAITING TO DROP ONTO HIS BODY LIKE HIS TESTICLES
<Chad> my body hair?
<Chad> DUDE
<Chad> I don't feel comfertable sharing pictures of my dick and balls with you guys
<DragonmasterSlash> THE ONES YOU SHAVE?!?!
<Chad> my balls I shave
<Chad> and crotch I TRIM, not shave
<fin> Chad has a chin these days?
<[P]aradox> man
<[P]aradox> every morning I wake up and think to myself, "there are things I do not need to know, I hope I don't find out about them today"
<[P]aradox> and tomorrow I will not include the hairiness of chad's balls on that list of things
<fin> that's because your mind has just been destroyed and defiled with the knowledge.
<DragonmasterSlash> So you woke up every morning and thought "I hope I don't find out about Chad's ball hair today" ?
<[P]aradox> among many other things
<LordNagash> I wake up every day and hope
<LordNagash> HOPE
<fin> that today is the day I finally give you a reach around?
<LordNagash> that I don't find out more about chads balls
<LordNagash> but sadly
<LordNagash> my hope was pointless

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<Chad> damn
<Chad> this OKCupid test is pretty lame so far
<Chad> it matches me based on stupid questions
<Chad> not on actual appearance
<Chad> I'm getting fatties

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<Jago> i got cv:por and ff3 ds for xmas
<Shacker|Laptop> "castlevania: poor man's edition" and "fist or fuck 3"?
<Shacker|Laptop> good choices

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<LordNagash> http://nagash.gorillarape.com/nagash.dna
<decoy> how the fuck do i download that?
<Ed> open wide!

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<[BTFzor]Ted> http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/12/acetone/12-24-06_101.gif HAHAHHAHAHA
<Ed> that is
<Ed> the saddest nigga that ever was
<[BTFzor]Ted> rofl I can just imagine him in clan matches
<Hellion> "Captain's Log, Startdate 4523.4. I have had it with these motherfucking tribbles on this motherfucking starship!"
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: OH SHIT GUYS HOLD ON MY DAD IS GETTING PISSED AND HES GONNA UNPLUG THE LAPTOP BRB
<Ed> haha
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: shit guys I don't want to leave the match but my dad just shot my mom can someone call 911
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: ok guys im hiding in a storage closet from my dad and my laptop's battery is almost dead but I think I can last the match
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: oh fuck guys im shot I cant move my left hand someone else has to fly the blackhawk for now
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: hey has anyone called 911 yet
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: hey where have you guys been the entire match
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: hey is this the right server
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: is anyone in this server
<[BTFzor]Ted> aspirant: oh fuck the battery is gonna die brb
aspirant has left the server

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<LordNagash> share these pictars from your camera you were discussing last night*
<decoy> o rite
<decoy> i'll get around to finding that usb cord
<decoy> later tonight
<decoy> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX
<decoy> TYHAT FUCKING BITCH
<decoy> TOOK MY SHIT
<LordNagash> what?
<LordNagash> WHAAAT?
<LordNagash> Explain
<decoy> my roommate
<decoy> the other one, not the dog-owning one
<decoy> decided it was in his best interest TO TAKE MY FUCKING CAMERA
<LordNagash> what did she steal from you??
<decoy> for his own little purposes
<LordNagash> DECOY
<LordNagash> HAS
<LordNagash> NO
<LordNagash> CAMERA
* LordNagash was kicked by decoy (LordNagash)
[*also a great conversation]

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<Ed> heh, one of the headlines is "Denver buried in snow, travelers stuck"
<Ed> and my first thought was "what the hell, Bob Denver died ten years ago"

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[03:51] Ed: hai u liek
[03:51] Ed: wtf
[03:51] Ed: hai u liek
[03:51] Ed: um, anybody else seeing "hai u liek" ?

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<Ed> [http://tinyurl.com/yzhojl]
<Ed> ahahahahahahahahaha
<Ed> lex luthor stole many cakes
<Ed> but he didn't use them wisely
<Ed> AND THAT'S TERRIBLE
<DragonmasterSlash> THIRTY SIX CUPCAKES!
<Ed> no those are cakes
<Ed> CAKES
<Ed> CAKES
<DragonmasterSlash> :o
<DragonmasterSlash> HE STOLE HOW MANY CAKES?!?!
<Ed> FORTY!
<Ed> THAT'S AS MANY AS EIGHT FIVES!
<Ed> or two fifteens
<DragonmasterSlash> ...NO
<DragonmasterSlash> NO IT IS NOT
<Ed> errr
<DragonmasterSlash> FAIL
* Ed commits hari-kari
<Ed> :(
<Ed> two twenties, I mean...so...sorry
* DragonmasterSlash eats two twenties of cakes
<Ed> NO
<Leo> CAKEDEMIC
<Ed> D:

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[01:52] <decoy> seriously, what do you guys want from me?

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<Reu> Man, having short hair is just odd now, but it beats having it in my eyes and mouth all the tiem
<DragonmasterSlash> Yeah, I've cut my hair a few times, it's weird sleeping especially
<LordNagash> Reu gets it in his mouth A LOT
<Reu> I do get it in the mouth a lot
<DragonmasterSlash> :o Nagash, you seem to know a lot about this...

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* flip links http://preview.tinyurl.com/u2bts *
[19:54] <Leo_> wyf
[19:54] <Leo_> iz dat sum jesus hentai
[19:54] <Hardflip> no
[19:54] <Hardflip> jedi

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[02:33] <LordNagash> wait, there are robots in the afterlife?
[02:33] <LordNagash> sign me the fuck up already
[02:33] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> robots ARE the afterlife
[02:33] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> basically when you die
[02:33] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> jesus goes up to you and lets you ask any question you want about reality
[02:34] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> anything that doesn't have an answer that is discernable through use of empirical evidence is answered "nanobots"
[02:35] <LordNagash> are you saying that Jesus was a robot?
[02:35] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> nanobots

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[21:16] Leo_: dammit what is with my poo today
[21:16] Leo_: it's sticky like a steam bun
[21:16] Leo_: i miss nice hard rock poo
[21:16] Leo_: which hits the porcelain with a satisfying thud
[21:16] Reu: eat more shit
[21:16] Reu: Fuck
[21:16] Leo_: i'm no cannibal sir
[21:17] Leo_: gonna go get my that raisin bran
[21:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: MAYBE YOU NEED TO EAT MORE MINERALS
[21:17] Reu: I meant eat more cheese
[21:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: *badum bumKEESSSH*
[21:17] WorkmasterSlash: I like a soft poo. Easier on the way out, very nice.
[21:17] Leo_: oh yeah
[21:17] WorkmasterSlash: like soft serve!
[21:17] WorkmasterSlash: but not sticky. I hate sticky.
[21:17] Leo_: diarrhea without the tummyache is awesome
[21:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: you straight guys and your sensitive assholes
[21:17] WorkmasterSlash: I haev hemmeroids:(
[21:17] Leo_: you can just spray that shit and laugh your ass off at the sound effects
[21:17] WorkmasterSlash: yes it is Leo, yes it is.
[21:18] WorkmasterSlash: I call it a daisy cutter.
[21:18] Reu: I've got them too slash
[21:18] Reu: pretty bad this time
[21:18] Leo_: o lawdy lawd
[21:18] Leo_: and the way the flush turns that brown bowl into shiny white
[21:18] Leo_: stylish
[21:18] WorkmasterSlash: The best though is when you fart hard, and it gets a stream of nuggets
[21:18] Reu: and I'm constipated, fucking cheese sticks, SO GOOD!
[21:18] WorkmasterSlash: cluster bombs are awesome
[21:19] Leo_: oh yeah, i call em blackberries
[21:19] WorkmasterSlash: pbbbtt "Hey, I'm already done!"
[21:19] Leo_: cos that's what they look like
[21:19] Leo_: little nuggets
[21:19] Leo_: i love this channel
[21:19] WorkmasterSlash: Well I was playing Ace Combat 5 when they hit.
[21:19] WorkmasterSlash: So I went with cluster bombs.
[21:19] WorkmasterSlash: And they're also an easy wipe!
[21:20] WorkmasterSlash: And this channel loves you leo.
[21:20] * Leo_ gets that warm feeling inside
[21:20] WorkmasterSlash: I'm going to kick you now to test your ops.

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<Fragrag> Noo!
<Fragrag> Oh god, I'm a google result for 'emo nicknames msn', WHAT THE FUCK?
<LordNagash> owned
<LordNagash> OWNED
<Fragrag> irony is, it's because of that thing I wrote complaining about emo MSN nicknames
<decoy> lol
<Leo_> what did yoghurt mean

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[23:17] *** Troopa827362 has joined #bentest.
[23:17] Ed2: yo ocelot
[23:17] Ed2: you like that secret army?
[23:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: rofl yes
[23:17] Ed2: gg
[23:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: OH SHIT
[23:18] *** Mode change "+m" for channel #bentest by Ed2.
[23:18] *** Mode change "-m" for channel #bentest by ChanServ.
[23:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: AN ECONOMICS GOD HAS ENTERED THE CHANNEL ED
[23:18] LordNagash: OH SNAP SON
[23:18] Ed2: NOOOooo
[23:18] *** [BTFzor]Ocelot has changed the topic on channel #bentest to SAVING MONEY: THE WAY TO SAVE MONEY.
[23:18] Ed2: ahah
[23:18] Ed2: yes
[23:18] duckman: haha
[23:18] Troopa827362: oh good. you fixed it.
[23:18] Ed2: ocelot you have truly proven a point
[23:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: TROOPA THIS IS OCELOT FROM THE ECONOMIST
[23:18] Troopa827362: i was gonna ask about the wiki. :(
[23:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: HERE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
[23:18] Troopa827362: yes good sir?
[23:18] Ed2: OMG
[23:18] * Ed2 takes out a fuckin notebook
[23:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: 1. AS AN EXTREME BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, WHY DO YOU THINK WE BROKE YOUR WIKI
[23:18] Ed2: truths will be told. circular ones
[23:19] [BTFzor]Ocelot: 2. IF I WANTED TO SAVE MONEY, SHOULD I NOT SPEND MONEY OR SPEND IT
[23:19] [BTFzor]Ocelot: 3. WHAT'S COOLER: DRIVING A SHITTY CAR OR DYING
[23:19] [BTFzor]Ocelot: 4. FUCK YOU
[23:19] LordNagash: woah woah
[23:19] *** Troopa827362 has been kicked from #bentest by [BTFzor]Ocelot: GO GET YOUR FUCKIN SHINEBOX

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<ZeeDeveel> actually, if you jizzed on a fire, wouldnt it turn into like....napalm?
<[BTFzor]DocSar> a mangey skunk
<ZeeDeveel> it sticks to people!
<LordNagash> hahaha

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<Chad> my ass is a paradise

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<Hardflip> my girl friends (notice the space) went to a male strip night
<Hardflip> and some old granny got up on stage with her boobs out and started fingering herself
<Hardflip> MANKY
* LordNagash has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 138 seconds)
<ZeeDeveel> what the fuck
<Shacker|Laptop> great you killed nagash
<ZeeDeveel> hahaha
<Freestyle> Mankiness is Nagash's weakness

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[02:52] Chad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-fat Mexicans
...
[02:53] leo_nomis: chad's calling you fat
[02:53] empress_chaos (acidic): chad is jealous b/c i have a vagina and he doesn't

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<Ed> yo
<Ed> I would take over the KKK
<Ed> and turn it into
<Ed> the Killer Kleaning Krew
<Ed> our ads would be some people in white sheets dancing on some guy's lawn
<Ed> chanting "bright white! tidy right!"
<Leo_> LOL
<[BTFzor]DocSar> haha
<Ed> and then they run in the house, grab all the dirty laundry, and clean it vigorously
<kiruzog> lorf
<Chad> anyone know Intelli's contact info?
<Ed> *cut to shot of black dude with his jaw hanging wide open*
<Leo_> "NOT.... WHITE.... ENOUGH! MOAR BLEASH!"
<Ed> haha
<kiruzog> they would hang it up on a cross shaped construction in the middle of the front lawn
<kiruzog> yellow, red, orange shirts
<Ed> "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO clean"
<[BTFzor]DocSar> 123 Bird Lane, Metroburghshire, Engayland
<Leo_> "CLEAN LIKE MY GENEPOOL"
<Chad> hmm
<Ed> hehe
<Chad> online contact info
<Leo_> that's it
<Leo_> Killer Kleaning Krew -- "Like bleach for your genepool!"
<Ed> :(
<Ed> leo
<Leo_> TOO LATE I STOLE IT
<Ed> cleaning bedsheets is a serious business
<Leo_> PATENT PENDING
<Ed> a $7Bn/year business, to be PRECISE
<[BTFzor]DocSar> I'm going to think of the Killer Kleaning Krew now everytime I go to do laundry and see separate BUT EQUAL settings for Whites and Colors on the washing machine
<Leo_> YOU FUCKED UP NIGGA
<Leo_> DAT PIE MINES NOW
<kiruzog> Chad, you have to pose as a bird
<kiruzog> comment on his jeans
<Ed> lol Doc
<[BTFzor]DocSar> except in reality
<[BTFzor]DocSar> the Colors settings gets much less funding
<[BTFzor]DocSar> and is understaffed
<Ed> lol
<[BTFzor]DocSar> so my colored clothes don't do as well in the dryer as the white clothes
<[BTFzor]DocSar> time to call in Thurgood Chartreuse!
<[BTFzor]DocSar> at the NAACC
<[BTFzor]DocSar> and Malcolm soX
<Ed> it's almost drag and drop fer chrissakes
<Hitmonkey> how do i find shit on it
<Ed> DocSar: NAACC = ?
<Ed> National Association for the Advancement of Colored Clothing?
* Ed sets mode: +o Holliday
<[BTFzor]DocSar> National Assosiation for the Aquatic-equality of Colored Clothes

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> HAHAHAHA
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> I looked in my inbox
<Ed> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-01-06-history/glitchkrieg.jpg
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> and I see
<Ed> YES
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> Re: I made your av transparent
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> and then
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> above it
<Ed> YES
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> "..."
<Ed> NOOOoooooooooo
<Ed> so is he gonna load it?
<duckman> http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=troopahr2.png

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[00:56] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I have a sensitive asshole

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[13:29] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> the sims 2 is a highly underrated game
[13:29] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I have succesfully created a cat that attacks black people

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<Leo_> WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE DISCUSSING CHILD PORN
<Reu> :o
<Reu> Sleeping?
<Leo_> the world needs a irc plugin for dreams
<Leo_> <Chad|Zzz> ohh... sis... i've waited so long...
<Reu> hahahaha
<Leo_> then you can also kick chad
<Leo_> "NO! I WAS HAPPY! NOOOooooooooooo"

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[23:38] Shacker|Laptop: I'd totally try to map my cat's face to my R6 char

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<DragonmasterSlash> Mary's kinda hot, I guess.
<Leo_> yeah, god didn't pick her for her virginity
<DragonmasterSlash> ...I am amazed that you knew which mary we're talking about just on a random join
<Leo_> it's a gift
<DragonmasterSlash> Leo always knows what tits we're talking about
<Leo_> i woke up screaming just now at 4AM
<fin> Leo prefers girls before they develop tits, really.
<Leo_> "dey's talkin about tits!!"
<DragonmasterSlash> I don't think he discriminates of course
<Leo_> yeah i'm a trisexual
<Leo_> i'll tri anything
<fin> His motto is "IF THERE"S NO GRASS ON THE FIELD, YOU CAN PLAY IN THE MUD."
<DragonmasterSlash> ba-dum ching!
<Leo_> thank you i'll be here all night
<Leo_> try the loli

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<[BTFzor]Ted> yo shang
<[BTFzor]Ted> can you speak asian dog?

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<fin> Do you want a true horror story?
<fin> I mean, I real fucking horrible one?
<fin> Worse than puke on the nuts?
<DragonmasterSlash> The fact you may have something worse frightens yet intrigues me.
<fin> Okay
<DragonmasterSlash> Go on, my good sir. I think this is Chad's self-esteem lecture.
<fin> I was in a bar in melbourne
<DragonmasterSlash> The coolest motherfuckers around...HAVE HAD HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN
<fin> And I was really, really, really fucking drunk
<fin> I mean, very nearly falling over drunk
<fin> Anyway
<DragonmasterSlash> Quite drunk then!
<fin> Somehow, I managed to pick up this chick
<fin> And she was quite hot from what I recall
<fin> And we were all necking it
<fin> And then, out of no where
<fin> "BLOOOARG!" I throw up all over her
<fin> BUT
<fin> This doesn't stop her at all
<DragonmasterSlash> hahaha. I was just thinking of that strip from sexy losers about that...
<Hardflip> l..........
<fin> And we go back to a mate's place
<fin> And go at it like rabbits
<fin> THE NEXT MORNING
<fin> I wake up
<fin> And am like *sniff sniff*
<fin> "WHAT THE FUCK?"
<DragonmasterSlash> oh god
<fin> THE BITCH SHIT ON MY CHEST AND LEFT
<Hardflip> HAHAHAHA
<DragonmasterSlash> oh lord
<Leo_> lol nice
<DragonmasterSlash> I guess she finally sobered up enough to know waht you'd done.
<Chad> ...
<Chad> wtf?
<DragonmasterSlash> Chad, I hope you're feeling better about yourself right now.
<Chad> hell yes
<Chad> I don't screw up the dates
<fin> Just a note
<Chad> the girls do
<Chad> so I'm feeling good now
<fin> I haven't told that story to ANYONE in real life
<fin> Because it's fucking foul

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[10:57] Span_wolf: lol Wii Sports is so awesome
[10:57] Span_wolf: I hit the cieling just now
[10:57] Span_wolf: jumping in tennis
[10:57] Span_wolf: to hit a high ball
[10:57] Span_wolf: and I won the volly
[10:58] Leo_: gayyyyyyy
[10:58] [BTFzor]Ted: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6162724.stm LOL GREY AREA
[10:58] Span_wolf: straaaaaaight
[10:58] Leo_: GAY AREA
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[10:59] chiquita: g'day
[10:59] Leo_: G'AY

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<DragonmasterSlash> God damn it I AM FUCKING ITCHY:(
<DragonmasterSlash> Must shower and pray it takes the itching away
<Reu> Bugs?
<Reu> Abused your cock too much?
<DragonmasterSlash> No, thank god
<DragonmasterSlash> BUT MY PENIS IS INVOLVED:(
<Reu> :<
* Joins: LordNagash (user@203-217-54-89.dyn.iinet.net.au)
* ChanServ sets mode: +o LordNagash
<LordNagash> HELLO
<Reu> HELLO
<jimmycracker> HELLO
<LordNagash> What are the haps gents?
<DragonmasterSlash> God, decoy should be here right now so I could solicit his advice.
<LordNagash> about whut?
<DragonmasterSlash> ...last night something horrible happened...
<LordNagash> YOU WERE RAPED?
<LordNagash> BY DECOY?
<DragonmasterSlash> NO OR I'D NEED OSCURO'S ADVICE
<DragonmasterSlash> Nagash knows that last night I'd entered a phase of "fuck women they're all lying whores"
<LordNagash> Women *are* all lying whores
<LordNagash> just deal with it
<jimmycracker> men are lying whores too
<jimmycracker> who cares
<DragonmasterSlash> Yeah prettymuch. I think there's like three good ones but that's it basically.
<DragonmasterSlash> ANYWAY
<DragonmasterSlash> THIS IS ABOUT *MY* PENIS
<DragonmasterSlash> So, I went out at like 2 am.
<LordNagash> Okay
<LordNagash> GO ON
<DragonmasterSlash> And in my "I hate you world and especially you Maryse" way, I WENT OUT AND PICKED UP SOMEONE'S FAT MOM. :(
<DragonmasterSlash> This gets MORE UNPLEASANT.
<DragonmasterSlash> She had pancake tits. But I was just basically wanting nothing but raw grudgefuck and almost to hurt someone. I seem to have her undressed in about 10 minutes, and I'm basically giving her a whole hand. She's pleased. This is where it gets bad.
<LordNagash> YES?
<LordNagash> HERPES?
<LordNagash> IS THAT WHY YOU HAD TO ASK DECOY?
<DragonmasterSlash> I have a horrible issue where oral sex is WORTHLESS. For like 20 minutes I'm laying there with her mouth on my penis. It's good but IT DOES NOTHING. So out of boredom just to have something else going on, I decide I'm going to finger her while she does this.
<DragonmasterSlash> Well, THAT WAS A CRITICAL MISTAKE.
<LordNagash> BITING?
<DragonmasterSlash> NEVER, EVER finger a girl who's mouth is on your penis if she has a gag reflex, sir.
<DragonmasterSlash> NEVER.
<LordNagash> BITING or VOMIT?
<LordNagash> or BOTH?
<DragonmasterSlash> I hit her button really, REALLY easily because she was a screamer so you just know.
<DragonmasterSlash> She drops down, which feels really good
<DragonmasterSlash> And then I hear the sound of destiny
<DragonmasterSlash> *HACKHACKCATHAIRBALLSOUNDCOUGHSPLASH*
<DragonmasterSlash> I got a full on hai2u last night.
<jimmycracker> the ol' vomit on the cock?
<LordNagash> hahahahaha
<LordNagash> Did you burst out laughing?
<LordNagash> I would have
<DragonmasterSlash> I got up. I went into her shower. I washed my crotch, drove home at 80 mph, and immediately proceeded to shave my genitalia and surrounding area.
<DragonmasterSlash> Nagash...it was sticky and acidic. THERE WAS NO TIME TO LAUGH.
<LordNagash> hahahahahahahaha
<LordNagash> All I can say is
<LordNagash> HAI2U
<LordNagash> LOL GG
<DragonmasterSlash> God, I am SO fucking itchy right now
<LordNagash> acid burns will do that
<DragonmasterSlash> AND my balls are still sore 'cause an electric razor trimmer thing is NO guarantee of safety to your testiculars
<DragonmasterSlash> I have a slice in my foreskin AND one on my sack right now. But my genitals are clean and free of tainted hair.
<LordNagash> unless it's an STD
<DragonmasterSlash> No, IT WAS LESS STD AND MORE CORN
<DragonmasterSlash> Anyway, I'm figuring decoy knows all about shaving his nuts, and how to cope with this horrible horrible itching

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[15:21] <@Hellion> 4 chan is fucking racist

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[20:54] Shacker|Laptop: uh
[20:54] Shacker|Laptop: chad
[20:54] Shacker|Laptop: you there
[20:55] Shacker|Laptop: pls don't kill yourself
[20:55] Shacker|Laptop: I'd feel guilty
[20:55] Shacker|Laptop: chad?
[20:55] Shacker|Laptop: chad?!
[20:55] Shacker|Laptop: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
[20:55] ShangTang: oh fuck
[20:55] jimmycracker: uh oh
[20:56] Shacker|Laptop: good job assholes
[20:56] Shacker|Laptop: you killed chad
[20:56] [BTFzor]Wolfy: meh

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<Hellion> I still say the lazytown bird is being fed anti-growth hormones
<DragonmasterSlash> lol, she has tits now hellion
* Pathogen has left #bentest
<DragonmasterSlash> they just bind them for show

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<[BTFzor]Ted> yo I got a limerick
<[BTFzor]Ted> there once was a nigga with aspergers
<[BTFzor]Ted> he liked to make faces with hamburgers
<[BTFzor]Ted> then came a man
<[BTFzor]Ted> who set mode kickban
<[BTFzor]Ted> and then did the same to the FUCKING CATHOLICS
* [BTFzor]Ted sets mode: +b *!*Spaniard0@66.214.17.*
* Span_wolf was kicked by [BTFzor]Ted (out!)

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<DragonmasterSlash> I HAVE MADE A LIMMERICK
<DragonmasterSlash> If genetics lead slender astray
<DragonmasterSlash> But you're still healthy okay
<DragonmasterSlash> but for fat lazy slobs
<DragonmasterSlash> who's tits are round blobs
<DragonmasterSlash> You bitches best stay away

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Chad_Owen: I'm sitting in my chair in only boxers
Chad_Owen: drawing pictures of nude men for anatomy class

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[00:27] <@fin> You, the bisexual furry, are making gay jokes and chad
[00:27] <@fin> Spot the stupid there.
[00:28] <@Span_wolf> I'm pretty much gay, I just didn't want to admit it

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[02:23] BaronBertieSandwches: haha, you sound like my bird's best friend
[02:23] BaronBertieSandwches: she needs a boyfriend at all times for purposes of shopping and eating
[02:23] Chad_Owen: heh
[02:23] Chad_Owen: same

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Chad_Owen: bipolar, pot-smoking ex-jock who is sometimes suicidal who makes $200,000
[BTFzor]Ocelot: depressed bipolar adulterer former pothead who gets into insane fits of rage when the TV doesn't work
[BTFzor]Ted: WHAT THE FUCK
[BTFzor]Ted: WHAT THE FUCK
[BTFzor]Ted: THE FUCKING POPE

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ShangTang: i wish i could see my cousin naked

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[14:19] <@jjz_> Hm. One of the tech writers died.
[14:19] <@jjz_> I didn't know he was sick.
[14:19] <@jjz_> I shall remember him as the guy who would openly look through pornographic sites in early mornings.

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@jimmycracker: god damn this election feels good
@Hellion: you mean erection
@jimmycracker: no
@jimmycracker: i mean this senate/house election
@Hellion: you're saying erections don't feel good?
@jimmycracker: actually they don't feel particularly good
@jimmycracker: you think they do?
@jimmycracker: what the fuck

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[20:12] <@jimmycracker> "I think kids are cool beans, even if they can be a handful. I like babysitting my younger cousins and I want to settle down with a partner and adopt some day."
[20:12] <@jimmycracker> ...DocSar is gay?

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<Span_wolf> don't get all butt hurt
<Chad> my butt always hurts
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