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[02:40] jimmycracker: i have fucking great social skills... i utilize them, it gets me respect.

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[22:49] <@fin> Is just that Chad actually gets a girl
[22:49] <@Shacker|Laptop> this is very very true
[22:49] <@Chad> well
[22:49] <@Leo_> to peg him?
[22:49] <@Chad> I'm really liking this new girl at work
[22:49] <@Chad> as she is the female equivalent of me
[22:49] <@Chad> and is awesome
[22:49] <@Shacker|Laptop> oh god
[22:49] <@fin> Some might consider those two statements mutually exclusive dude
[22:49] <@Leo_> are you sure it's not a mirror?
[22:50] <@Chad> no

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<jimmycracker> am i the only one who gets an uncontrollable erection while petting cats?
<jimmycracker> something about the way they purr
<jimmycracker> they rumble
<jimmycracker> and i cant stop it
<ShangTang> what the fuck
<DragonmasterSlash> ?
<[BTFzor]Ted> jimmy
<[BTFzor]Ted> please fucking tell me you are killing
<DragonmasterSlash> lol freud
<[BTFzor]Ted> kidding
<jimmycracker> as long as i cant control it, i'm perfectly fine with it
<DragonmasterSlash> Listen, just because Mark Foley can't control his IM habits doesn't make it okay
<jimmycracker> it obviously has nothing to do with the cat. same thing happens with those rumble packs and roller coasters
<Hellion> ....
<Hellion> right, brah
<jimmycracker> hmhmh... perhaps i shouldn't have brought this up
<DragonmasterSlash> ...dude, that doesn't make it better.
<[BTFzor]Ted> you better hope you never get parkinson's jimmy
<DragonmasterSlash> Rumble packs are one thing
<DragonmasterSlash> For example THEY DO NOT HAVE FUR
<Hellion> for Acidic maybe
<[BTFzor]Ted> or you will be hard 24.7
<DragonmasterSlash> NOR ARE THEY ANIMALS
<DragonmasterSlash> hahaha, I dunno ted
<DragonmasterSlash> that might be nice at 90
<DragonmasterSlash> he'll be the only guy left with his own wood
<DragonmasterSlash> "COME HERE MR FLUFFERS THE WIFE WANTS SOME ACTION TONIGHT"
<DragonmasterSlash> SEe? Way better to have parkinson's
<jimmycracker> if my cat didn't rumble, then i wouldnt get a fucking erection
<jimmycracker> there's nothing i can do
<jimmycracker> period
<DragonmasterSlash> JC, maybe the problem is you're laying the cat on your dick when you pet it?
<jimmycracker> wrong. i pet it, and the rumbling sensation goes through my whole body
<DragonmasterSlash> That's not the cat rumbling, that's you tingling with excitement you sick fuck
<jimmycracker> NO
<jimmycracker> i'm not sexually attracted to cats... but apparently i am attracted to things that rumble
<jimmycracker> thats the best way to describe it
<DragonmasterSlash> Sir, you are clearly a gay furry
<jimmycracker> wrong
<DragonmasterSlash> SPANNY, IS JC A GAY FURRY?!?!
<Span_wolf> I am here at request of certain dark parties
<Span_wolf> what is going on
<DragonmasterSlash> <jimmycracker> am i the only one who gets an uncontrollable erection while petting cats?
<DragonmasterSlash> JUDGEMENT, SPANNY?
<Span_wolf> *throws out hand in Pheonix Wright fassion* FURFAG!
<DragonmasterSlash> COURT ADJURNED. GUILTY

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<LordNagash> Man, jews are mad skilled at contracts
<LordNagash> Ocelot made me sign a contract where he gives ME a pound of flesh
<LordNagash> in my ANUS

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[19:02] * [BTFzor]Ted is listening to Steve Vai - 01 - Building The Church (b:320kbps, s:44100hz, l:04:58)
[19:03] [BTFzor]Ted: if I ever become a professional boxer
[19:03] [BTFzor]Ted: or go on talk shows
[19:04] [BTFzor]Ted: I want building the church to be my intro music
[19:04] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I'm going to get special underwear that senses when I have an erection so it plays COME ON UP FOR THE RIIIIIIIISINNNNNNNNNNG
[19:05] [BTFzor]Ted: im going to get a dick implant that senses whenever im bein blown and then plays GIANT BALLS OF GOLD
[19:07] * [BTFzor]Ted is listening to Steve Vai - 02 - Dying For Your Love (b:320kbps, s:44100hz, l:04:50)
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ted: UNIONS
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ted: FACTORIES
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ted: DARKNESS
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ted: TOWN EDGES
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: DEEEEEEEE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: NEEEEEEEE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: REEEEEEEEEE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ted: AND FREEDOM FOR SQUARE DANCERS!
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: TOOOOOOOOO
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BEEEEEEEEEEE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BOOOOOOOOO
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: TEEEEEEEEEE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: A WHOLE
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: NEW
[19:10] [BTFzor]Ocelot: SOUND
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ted: you realize most of vai's songs have lyrics rite
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: yeah
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: who could forget his memorable portrait of american life
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: TEEEEEEEEEE TE TE TE TE
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: that shit was incredible
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ocelot: like cicero with a guitar
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ted: who could forget bruce springsteens songs about unions
[19:11] [BTFzor]Ted: all two thousand of them
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I mean holy shit
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: Steve Vai paints beautiful pictures in my mind with high pitched noises like paint onto a canvas
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I mean
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: a cat cought in a garbage disposal
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: yngwie malmsteen
[19:12] [BTFzor]Ocelot: all that
[19:13] Ed: malmsteen + springsteen = I CAN SEE FOREVER
[19:13] [BTFzor]Ted: bruce springsteen masterfully repeats the same verse in every song with all the splendour of a cow continously running into an electric fence
[19:13] [BTFzor]Ocelot: Steve Vai masterfully fingers the high notes of his guitar for 20 consecutive albums like a real pro
[19:14] [BTFzor]Ted: the biggest event in springsteen's career for the last ten years has been being mentioned briefly in a robin williams comedy
[19:15] [BTFzor]DocSar: BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN IN THE YOOOOU-ESS-AYAY
[19:15] [BTFzor]Ocelot: the apex of steve vai's career was playing the version of the devil who loses guitar duels to Ralph Machio
[19:16] [BTFzor]Ted: the apex of bruce springsteen's career was playing the same song over and over to unwashed hordes of alcoholic unemployed coal miners
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: OH MAH GAWD WHEN STEVE VAI AND JOE SATRIANI GET TOGETHER I JUST WANT TO SPOOGE ALL OVER THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE THAT IS THEIR TRANSCENDENTAL MELODIES
[19:17] [BTFzor]Ted: too stupid to realize hes been playing the same song for the last two hours
[19:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: the apex of steve vai's career was playing high notes for guys with leather jackets that have dragons painted on them while they talk about cramshafts and where to get the cheapest cans of schlitz
[19:22] [BTFzor]Ted: the most memorable event in springsteen's history is that one time where he played something besides G major and E minor for the first time in his life
[19:23] [BTFzor]Ocelot: the best even in Vai's life was the time him and yngwie malmsteem collaborated for a memorable jam session that included the sounds DEEEEEEEOOOOOOR and BEEEEEEEEEEE DE DE DE
[19:25] [BTFzor]Ted: springsteen's popularity dropped tremendously in 1987 after he denounced steel unions, but sharply rebounded after a public apology in which he stated "I was drunk at the time, my dog had just died, and I hadn't square danced in half a year. I'm really sorry to all the darkness on the edge of town
[19:26] [BTFzor]Ocelot: once while high on meth, Steve Vai admitted that all his songs are the same, except with the "DEEEEE"s and "BEEEEEE"s switched up
[19:27] [BTFzor]Ocelot: also ROFL @ the last one
[19:28] [BTFzor]Ted: springsteen admitted in an interview that his favorite sound in the world is the sound of the farting his dog makes after eatting a can of baked beans and square dancing with him, and he is currently trying to find a way to reproduce it using g major and e minor
[19:30] [BTFzor]Ocelot: yngwie malmsteem was once caught shoving his pickie up steve vai's colon while he jerked him off, but later explained that he was attempting for vai's orgasm to match the high pitched noises he can astoundingly make over and over again
[19:32] [BTFzor]Ted: springsteen once admitted to having ejaculated onto an 8 x 10 of ronald reagan while taking a shit over a recent union-steel factory agreement document
[19:32] [BTFzor]Ted: but claimed he was possesed by the devil at the time
[19:32] [BTFzor]Ocelot: once steve vai admitted to raping a puppy in order to match a high note he couldn't achieve on his guitar
[19:34] [BTFzor]Ted: bruce springsteen has admitted that steve vai raping puppies in the name of music is 3000 times more hardcore than his latest song "Born on the Darkness of the Steel Mills on the Edge of Town on Fire in E Minor"
[19:35] [BTFzor]Ocelot: steve vai once admitted that the puppy was drugged, but that it was worth it for his new album "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TE TE TE TE TE BYORRRRRR"
[19:35] [BTFzor]Ted: bruce springsteen died of a meth overdose
[19:35] [BTFzor]Ocelot: steve vai died of a yngwie malmsteen jizz overdose

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[20:16] Jaffar {{AFK}}: time to do some pushups
[20:16] Jaffar {{AFK}}: I need to be able to bench-press a camel while SUCKING ITS COCK

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<archy> It's going to be crazy when we're old men
<archy> because the world will be fucking nuts
<archy> if we even make it that far
<archy> We can talk down to grand children about stuff
<LordNagash> yeah, it will be awesome
<archy> "IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WINTER, HAD ONLY HAD THE REGULAR KIND AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT SO QUIT COMPLAINING"
<LordNagash> hahaha
<LordNagash> "IN MY DAY WE ATE WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, NOT A FUSION POWERED EATING MACHINE"
<archy> "I REMEMBER WHEN PLUTO WAS A PLANET, OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS"
<archy> ahhaa
<LordNagash> "AND IF THAT KNIFE GOT BLUNT, WE DAMN WELL HAD TO SHARPEN IT!"
<archy> "HOMEOSTASIS? WHATS THAT? SOME KIND OF CRAZY GAYBAR? FOOD GOES IN AND POOP COMES OUT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THIS WHOOLE BALANCE THING"
<LordNagash> hahaha
<LordNagash> It will be pretty awesome
<LordNagash> secretly I will love all the new technology
<LordNagash> but outwardly I will be a cranky old man
<archy> "IN MY DAY THE ONLY THING CLONES DID WAS FGHT FOR THE REPUBLIC, NOT DONATE LIVERS IN STUFF, IF YOUR LIVER FAILED THAT WAS IT"
<archy> Same
<LordNagash> I will have a button in my house that hides all my high tech stuff and replaces it with like 80's style boomboxes and stuff
<archy> haha
<LordNagash> and i'll claim that MC Hammer is classical music
<archy> "HOLOTRON? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT, THIS IS SLIDE PROJECTOR IF YOU MOVE IT REALLY FAST IT BECOMES A MOVING PICTURE"
<LordNagash> hahahaha
<LordNagash> "IN MY DAY, MOVIES STARRED HUMANS, NOT ATOMIC ROBOTS"
<LordNagash> "AND WE DAMN WELL LIKED IT!"
<LordNagash> 'DAVID BOWIE-TRON 3000 IS NOT THE SAME AS THE REAL THING'
<archy> "IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE REAL LASERS WE USED SPECIAL EFFECTS"
<archy> 'AND IF YOU WERE POOR YOU GOT A FLASHLIGHT AND HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN PEW PEW NOISES"
<LordNagash> 'IN MY DAY WE STILL HAD NIGGERS AROUND, AND IF THEY STOLE YOUR TV YOU JUST HAD TO PUT UP WITH IT"
<archy> heh
<LordNagash> 'That was before they were all wiped out in the 'war on niggers' in 2015'
<archy> "IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE SUPERMEN A NICE LITTLE MAN WITH A MUSTACHE TRIED ONE TIME BUT AMERICA KICKED HIS ASS"
<LordNagash> rofl
<LordNagash> 'IN MY DAY WE THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE WHO SAID ROBO-HITLER WOULD COME OUT FROM HIS SECRET BASE UNDER THE NORTH POLE AND CONQUER THE PLANET WERE LOONIES"
<archy> "IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE THE GLOBAL UNION, THERE WAS AMERICA, CANADA, AND SOME OTHER PLACES NO ONE LIKED FULL OF LONG HAIRED SAVAGES RUNNING AROUND"
<LordNagash> "AND NOW HE'S UP FOR HIS 47TH TERM AS SUPREME OVERLORD"
<archy> 'AND THE FRENCH WHO EVEN THE SAVAGES HATED"

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<Pathogen>Please change this fugly formatting, the headers suck and are distracting, and the background is Martha Stewart Lite.

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<Span_Wolf> The whole thing was so fucking retarded, Uwe thinks he actually acomplished something by challenging complete novices to a boxing match when he was semipro, how about you challenge people to something you are both inexperianced at, like directing

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KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS 101, BROUGHT YOU TO BY OCELOT:
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> Keynes done layed this out
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> motherfuckin house nigga factory owners and ceos of old times
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> digg this
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> tried to fuckin
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> cut costs by firing niggas and cutting their wages
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> as a result
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> the local economy fell
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and they had a harder time getting supplies
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> this done caused recessions
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and was a big part of the great depression
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> same thing with outsourcing
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> who gives a fuckin shit if prices are low if no one but the top 10 percent have any paper
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> you need a fuckin
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> middle class
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> for real
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> Keynes was the last real nigga alive
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that's official
<[BTFzor]Nitro> keynes was homo
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> yo
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> keynes was homo like the aryan dude on oz
<[BTFzor]Nitro> haha ocelot
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> he fucked dudes in the ass to dominate them
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> Keynes walked into the house of lords with a knit cap on the back of his head
<[BTFzor]Nitro> keynes is the adebisi of the world of economics
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> like that nigerian asshole
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> rofl yeah
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> he went up to Hayek
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> took a rag that was on his nuts
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> rubbed it all over his bald fuckin head
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> yo
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> Keynes was more like Keller
<Shacker|Laptop> and he was like "HE WAS AN OLD MAN, HE WASN'T IN CHARGE" because he jacks off to eisenhower
<[BTFzor]DocSar> what is this rag on people's nuts business?
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> crazy homo dude who could seduce everyone and stabbed niggas

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<Pathogen> So
<Pathogen> There is a game called Eternal Darkness
<Pathogen> And Eternal Silence
<Pathogen> Therefore, the logical third part of the trilogy is
<Pathogen> Helen Keller
<dsbnh> GAY ASS JOKE

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<[BTFzor]Ted> yo
<[BTFzor]Ted> I saw the funniest shit of all time today
<decoy> WOT
<[BTFzor]Ted> I was looking at the list of clubs
<decoy> nightclubs?
<[BTFzor]Ted> nah
<[BTFzor]Ted> high school clubs
<[BTFzor]Ted> anyways
<[BTFzor]Ted> I look at La Voz Latina
<Waffle> roffle
<[BTFzor]Ted> and the teacher sponsor's name
<[BTFzor]Ted> you wont believe this shit
<[BTFzor]Ted> Mr. Beaner Cornbread

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[04:04] Pathogen: In other news Jesse Jackson keeps sending me e-mails
[04:04] Pathogen: To join Project Rainbow or whatever
[04:04] Reuben: Project Rainbow?
[04:04] Pathogen: RainbowPUSH its called
[04:05] Pathogen: Where the power of Jesse Jackson's bug-eyes will unite humanity
[04:06] Reuben: Uhhh, this is a black thing isn't it?

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<decoy> "turn off the lights mix" yields a shitload of ngr music
<decoy> apparently blacks don't like to use their power.

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[22:26] Chad: http://myspace-936.vo.llnwd.net/01156/63/98/1156458936_l.jpg
[22:26] Chad: shitty quality
[22:26] Chad: took it on my MacBook
[22:26] Chad: but I'll update my pictures later
[22:26] Bryan: Hittable
[22:26] Bryan: in the extreme
[22:26] Chad: :-O
[22:27] Bryan: You kinda have an N'Sync thing going on
[22:27] Bryan: Don't go to sleazy bars, someone will kill you
[22:27] Chad: hehe
[22:27] Chad: I'm totally metro

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<DragonmasterSlash> 17 isn't bad. God, we joke about me being a pedo, at least I'm not trolling stickam. Oh, and chad? I must question some of your "friends" there
<DragonmasterSlash> "im 14.f.pa and im very outgoing and fun to b with uhh i got msn u can add me if u like love_for_u_101@hotmail.com This will be your message text. Click in this box to begin.
<DragonmasterSlash> I edited my profile with Copenhagen's Stickam Editor "
<DragonmasterSlash> http://www.stickam.com/profile/smurf089
<DragonmasterSlash> no chad. no 14 year olds
<DragonmasterSlash> especially dumb ones.
<DragonmasterSlash> they'll tell a friend when you rape them
<DragonmasterSlash> (statutorily)
<DragonmasterSlash> and then you get arrested
<LordNagash> yes
<Chad> DMS
<Chad> they just ask to be friends
<Chad> I allow any non ugly girls to be my friends
<DragonmasterSlash> so your criteria for friending a 14 year old girl is that you'd hit it?
<LordNagash> ...
<LordNagash> Chad
<LordNagash> You are just... ugh
<Reu> 14 year olds! Wooo!

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Macavity's RPG character (i.e. Macavity's detailed fantasy life) starts talking about fighting in "Kefiristan" and "compromised authority".
[P]aradox: ITS KEFIRISTAN ALL OVER AGAIN
spider: hahaha
spider: yeah
[P]aradox: OH GOD
[P]aradox: WHEN I REMEMBER KEFIRISTAN
[P]aradox: I MOSTLY REMEMBER THE BLOOD
[P]aradox: THE PLACE WHERE THE KEFIRS LIVED
spider: COMPROMISED AUTHORITY IS A COOL WORD I USE IT A LOT
[P]aradox: KEFIRISTAN REDUX, IS THAT LIKE APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX BECAUSE IT WAS KIND OF LONG
spider: ALSO, BLOOD
[P]aradox: AUTHORITY IS COMPROMISSSSED
[P]aradox: CALL STEVE MARTIN
spider: THERE WUZ A KEFIR
spider: HE WALKED UP TO ME AND BLED ON ME
spider: IT WAS HORRIBLE
spider: COMPROMISED AUTHORITY
[P]aradox: KEFIRISTAN... SHIT, I'M STILL ONLY IN KEFIRISTAN... EVERY TIME I THINK I'M GONNA WAKE UP BACK IN THE JUNGLE
spider: I LOVE THE SMELL OF BLOOD IN THE MORNING
[P]aradox: WE WENT TO KEFIRISTAN TO INOCULATE THE CHILDREN
spider: IT SMELLS LIKE...COMPROMISED AUTHORITY
[P]aradox: WE WENT BACK AND THE KEFIRS HAD COME AND COMPROMISED AUTHORITY
[P]aradox: THE HORROR
[P]aradox: THE HORROR

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<jimmycracker> isnt it about time they made 'adult' cereal?
<DragonmasterSlash> If I want some fucking cocoa puffs, I'm going to buy some fucking cocoa puffs
<jimmycracker> with sexual themes
<DragonmasterSlash> not some "chocoballs" that taste like wheat bix
<DragonmasterSlash> lol jc
<DragonmasterSlash> nagash and I already invented it
<DragonmasterSlash> it's called Loli-o's!
<DragonmasterSlash> delicious flat chests!
<jimmycracker> i was thinking like COCK-PUFFS
<DragonmasterSlash> There should be a sugary adult cereal though
<jimmycracker> giant balls covered in chocolate
<jimmycracker> indeed
<DragonmasterSlash> I'd totally eat a big chocolate cock puff
<DragonmasterSlash> with marshmallow tits
<jimmycracker> haha
<DragonmasterSlash> big fluffy marshmallow tits
<DragonmasterSlash> and even flat marshmallow tits
<DragonmasterSlash> both sizes are goo
<jimmycracker> chocolate frosted cum-stained balls
<DragonmasterSlash> lol
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<DragonmasterSlash> big black cocks and little white tits?
<jimmycracker> hahaha

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<Chad_Owen> my mom said this today, "If you were gay you'd have a ton of boyfriends by now."

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ShangTang: chad
ShangTang: i have a bleeding rectum
ShangTang: and im still straighter than you
jimmycracker: lolz
Chad: at least my ass isn't dripping blood
ShangTang: no yours is just dripping semen

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<[BTFzor]Ted> he believes however, that he is in fucking Delta Force
<[BTFzor]Ted> people will ask him how his weekend went and he was like I WAS WITH THE COAST GUARD I CANT TALK ABOUT IT IT IS CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!1
<[BTFzor]Ted> he is also the most inept teacher in the school hands down, which is why he teaches Health
<LordNagash> Yeah, all the health teachers at our school were fucking retards
<[BTFzor]Ted> its also become a ritual for kids to make fun of him for his crack-smoking habits, everyone who has had him for the last 10 years hes been teaching unanimously agrees he smokes crack
<LordNagash> and most of them were fat too, ironically enough
<[BTFzor]Ted> probably because of his extremely bad grammar, often leading to him saying things he doesn't mean at all
<[BTFzor]Ted> so im in there to deliver these fucken papers
<LordNagash> "HERE IS HOW TO BE HEALTHY, NOW PASS ME ANOTHER BACON SANDWICH"
<[BTFzor]Ted> and hes pissed off at some mexican kid, like always(i had him too)
<[BTFzor]Ted> and he calls this kid up to his desk, we'll call him Jose
<[BTFzor]Ted> and Jose is chewing a wad of bright fluorescent blue gum the size of my head
<[BTFzor]Ted> and scates says, "You know Jose, I really need you to spit that gum out"
<[BTFzor]Ted> and Jose goes, "*SMACK SMACK SMACK BLOW BUBBLE* NO MANG I AINT CHEWIN NO GUM DON'T LIE TO ME"
<[BTFzor]Ted> "JUAN, SPIT THAT GUM OUT IMMEDIATELY"
<[BTFzor]Ted> "I AINT GOT NO GUM HOLMES, YOU SMOKIN CRACK"
<[BTFzor]Ted> and instantly, you just feel it
<[BTFzor]Ted> the temperature in the room rises by like 40 degrees
<[BTFzor]Ted> Scates' head goes bright purple
<[BTFzor]Ted> and he screams out
<[BTFzor]Ted> "I AM NOT. SMOKING. CRACK."
<[BTFzor]Ted> "4DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!!!!!1"
<[BTFzor]Ted> then he turns to me
<[BTFzor]Ted> and is like WHAT DO YOU WANT
<[BTFzor]Ted> and I just had him the papers
<[BTFzor]Ted> and he is so pissed, I swear to god he snatches them out of my hand and bites off a huge chunk of the corner
<[BTFzor]Ted> and starts chewing on it
<[BTFzor]Ted> and swallows it
<[BTFzor]Ted> I left the class before someone got shot

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* Chad rocks out to Chocolate Jesus - Unicorns and Cotton Candy and You Leaving Me :C

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[00:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: HEAD
[00:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: BEFORE YOU GO
[00:17] Chad: just spent 5 hours painting the letter J a million times
[00:17] Chad: what?
[00:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I need you to ask kaylee something
[00:17] * Ed pours some gold bond in chad's bed
[00:17] Ed: gg @ arts
[00:17] LordNagash: hahaha ed
[00:17] Chad: she is in Ohio
[00:17] [BTFzor]Ocelot: ask her if she would like me to piss in her butt
[00:18] Chad: ...
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: ASK HER GODDAMNIT
[00:18] Chad: JESUS FUCK OCELOT
[00:18] Chad: JESUS
[00:18] Chad: FUCK
[00:18] duckman: rofl
[00:18] LordNagash: rofl
[00:18] Chad: SERIOUSLY
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: ROFL
[00:18] LordNagash: You broke Chad Ocelot
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: HAHAHA
[00:18] Chad: DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE?
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: I AM ROFFLIGN
[00:18] Chad: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU COCKSUCKING LITTLE PISSANT HOMOFUCKINGFAG
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:18] Ed: also I keep calling it "GOLD BONED"
[00:18] Chad: YOU KNOW WHAT
[00:18] LordNagash: First you broke MMB, now you broke Chad
[00:18] *** Mode change "+b *!*@*.pittpa.adelphia.net" for channel #bentest by [BTFzor]Wolfy.
[00:18] *** Chad has been kicked from #bentest by [BTFzor]Wolfy: fucking rancor dog
[00:18] [BTFzor]Ocelot: HAHAHA

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[BTFzor]Ocelot you know the way to pick up chicks?
[BTFzor]Ocelot you gotta go up to a fine bitch
Ed tell them you're not anne coulter?
[BTFzor]Ocelot buy her a drink
[BTFzor]Ocelot then whisper
Ed "hey bitch, I'm not anne coulter. let's sex"
[BTFzor]Ocelot "How about we go to my place where I can...pee in your butt"
LordNagash hahahaha
Ed hahahahahahahh
duckman hahaha
Ed ocelot has been going to the...who the hell said that?
[BTFzor]Ocelot WORKS EVERY TIME
-> phlexy has joined bentest
11:49 Ed sets user mode +o: LordNagash is now a room operator
Ed sets user mode +o: phlexy is now a room operator
LordNagash "Oh my, you ARE forward!"
LordNagash "But I can scarely take any MORE urine in my anus!"
Ed HAHAHA
duckman haaha
11:50 [BTFzor]Ocelot I think I need to give that tip to head
[BTFzor]Ocelot except he would probably believe it
[BTFzor]Ted http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1639461/ this music video is THE definitive source for learning how to pick up chicks
[BTFzor]Ted watch that shit niggas
LordNagash Heads butt is so full of piss he squelches when he walks
[BTFzor]Ocelot and then I would see in the news "NORTH ROYALTON TEEN BEATEN TO DEATH BY WOMAN'S HEEL"
[BTFzor]Ocelot and I would feel guilty
LordNagash hahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot but I would get his sister or grandma on the rebound for sure
[BTFzor]Ted http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1639461/
Ed hmm
Ed you know
11:51 Ed I bet magnulus asks women to bee in HIS anus
Ed *pee
Ed NOT STUFF BEES
[BTFzor]Ocelot hahaha
LordNagash haha
Ed (although he likes that too, I'm told)
LordNagash he asks women to pee in his brothers anus
<- phlexy has disconnected (Ping timeout: 138 seconds)
[BTFzor]Ocelot THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD SUPPLY TURKEY BASTERS FULL OF PISS THAT I CAN PUT UP MY ASS
LordNagash while he watches
[BTFzor]Ocelot OR ELSE THEY ARE EVIL MUSLIMS
Ed hahahaha
Acidic ...:c
[BTFzor]Ocelot MUSLIMS WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY PISS TURKEY BASTERS
[BTFzor]Ocelot I WONT LET THEM
Ed hahahahaha @ the whitest kids video
LordNagash Hello Acidic
Ed OMG ACIDIC
Acidic hi nag.
Ed IT'S BAST UR PEDTIME
[BTFzor]Ocelot then a libertarian is like
Acidic i don't have class tomorrow.
Ed still
[BTFzor]Ocelot ITS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO PISS IN YOUR ASS
11:52 [BTFzor]Ocelot and liberals say
Ed hahaha ocelot
[BTFzor]Ocelot IF THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT PISS IN THE POOIR
Holliday hahahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot THEN NO ONE WILL
Ed the government should piss in the asses of those who can't piss in their own
LordNagash hahahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot THE PISS ANUS GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR IS GREATER THAN EVER
[BTFzor]Ocelot BEFORE LEAVING ENRON
LordNagash GOVERMENT ANUS WELLFARE
[BTFzor]Ocelot KEN LAY RECIEVED 100 GALLONS OF PISS IN HIS ASS YEARLY
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
Ed woei
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
[BTFzor]Wolfy http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1946776
LordNagash Now THAT would be an awkward queue to stand in
[BTFzor]Ocelot THAT'S MORE THAN MOST WORKERS RECIEVE IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES
Ed hahahaha
11:53 LordNagash Standing there, knowing that everyone in that line is there to have a government official urinate in their colon
[BTFzor]Ocelot hahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot "I hate piss welfare moms"
[BTFzor]Ocelot "standing there with their three kids and ten turkey basters"
Ed DON'T HATE ON PISS WELFARE MOMS
[BTFzor]Ocelot "my taxes payed for that bitch's piss"
Ed AT LEAST THEY TRY
Ed UNLIKE WELFARE DADS
Ed who should be out earning the piss
11:54 Ed instead of taking it out of the government
LordNagash hahah
Ed (had to say something about taking the piss out of the government)
[BTFzor]Ocelot you know how the great depression happened?
[BTFzor]Ocelot the banks that people store piss in
[BTFzor]Ocelot well, they started overdrawing
[BTFzor]Ocelot asking for piss that wasn't there
[BTFzor]Ocelot so
Ed haha
[BTFzor]Ocelot a few piss banks collapsed
LordNagash There was a leak in the vault
Ed poor johndoe
[BTFzor]Ocelot there was a piss panick
Ed he escaped from WoW
[BTFzor]Ocelot *panic
11:55 Ed he was only a free man until another MMO was mentioned
[BTFzor]Ocelot all the piss banks closed down
[BTFzor]Ocelot now there has to be the FPIC
[BTFzor]Ocelot Federal Piss Insurance Corporation
Holliday what mmo?
Ed hahahahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot it insures up to 10 liters of piss
duckman haha
Ed dracion mentioned some game in the topic wolfy linked yo
Ed ocelot: only ten liters????
Ed and ken lay recieved ten GALLONS yearly
11:56 Ed THAT'S FOUR TIMES AS ABSURD
Ed A GOLDEN COMPANY
[BTFzor]Ocelot hahhaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot ok
LordNagash hahaha
Ed A GOLDEN COMPANY???
LordNagash ROFL
[BTFzor]Ocelot I'm afraid to go any farther with this piss thing
Ed no keep going
Acidic me too
Acidic :c
LordNagash Kaylee is so stupid that when she gets a golden shower in the bath, she doesnt take out the plug
[BTFzor]Ocelot we will stop peeing in south vietnam's butt when they piss in their own butt
11:57 Chad eww
[BTFzor]Ocelot IM NOT GONNA SEND AMERICAN PENISES TO PISS IN THE BUTTS THAT ASIAN PENISES SHOULD
LordNagash hahahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot MR PRESIDENT THEY CANT REACH THAT FAR
[BTFzor]Ocelot OSHIT
[BTFzor]Ocelot SEND IN 50,000 MORE PENISES THEN
[BTFzor]Ocelot YO HAVE YOU REGISTERED FOR THE DICK DRAFT?
Chad few other men would allow people to talk about their sisters like that
[BTFzor]Ocelot NO WAY IM NOT WASTING MY PISS ON SOME POOR ASIAN DUDE
11:58 [BTFzor]Ocelot I'M GOING TO CANADA
[BTFzor]Ocelot I GOT A PISS DEFFERMENT
[BTFzor]Ocelot I'M 4-F
LordNagash I volunteered my dick for service, but they denied my entry because it was being used as a trans-atlantic pipeline
Acidic i know a tranny.
Acidic ..i just realized this.
[BTFzor]Ocelot MY PISS IS INADEQUATE
Acidic he's getting his operation in november.
[BTFzor]Ocelot OPERATION DESERT PISS
[BTFzor]Ocelot SADDAM HAS CROSSED THE LINE
LordNagash Acidic - YOU MEAN SHE?
[BTFzor]Ocelot HE WENT INTO KUWAIT'S PISS FIELDS
duckman haha
[BTFzor]Ocelot TO REVIVE HIS ECONOMY
Ed hahahaha
11:59 [BTFzor]Ocelot WE CANT LET HIM HAVE THE PISS
Acidic she already has changed his passport.
[BTFzor]Ocelot WE ARE MOBILIZING 100,000 PENISES ON THE BORDER
[BTFzor]Ocelot WE ARE READY TO STRIKE
[BTFzor]Ocelot THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BATTLES
Ed SADDAM, TELL YOUR SOLDIERS TO STOP SIPHONING OUT ALL THE WEALTH
LordNagash I dont think i'd want to become a woman
Ed and at least get som modern machinery to do it
Ed don't do it with the hose-and-mouth method
12:01 LordNagash you had to take it too far, didnt you ed?
LordNagash You had to sully this conversation about pissing in peoples asses with talk about piss in a guys mouth
LordNagash SHAME ON YOU
Ed hey
Ed it's their culture
duckman hahahahaha
Ed don't rag on them for what comes naturally
Ed besides
Ed lots of kids here do it
LordNagash I refuse to believe that
Ed they steal in the night over to their friend's piss reserves
LordNagash it is UNNATURAL
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LordNagash I mean, if you want to write a song about jesus
LordNagash put some fucking effort into it
[BTFzor]Ocelot it looks so easy
duckman it can't be that hard
[BTFzor]Ocelot I think we should try it
[BTFzor]Ocelot ok
LordNagash ok
[BTFzor]Ocelot a christian rap song about
[BTFzor]Ocelot delivering mail
[BTFzor]Ocelot and being a christian
01:28 LordNagash Okay
[BTFzor]Ocelot I PULL MY TRUCK
[BTFzor]Ocelot UP TO YOUR HOUSE
[BTFzor]Ocelot AND I PULL MY HEART UP TO HIS HOUSE!
[BTFzor]Ocelot IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR FAITH IS AS SMALL AS A MOUSE
jimmycracker ITS NOT ALWAYS COOL TO GO WITH THE FLOW
duckman are we using backup singers?
[BTFzor]Ocelot BECAUSE JUST LIKE ME, GOD WILL ALWAYS DELIVER LIKE SANTA KLAUS!
LordNagash hahahaha
01:29 [BTFzor]Ocelot DELIVERIN MAIlL!
[BTFzor]Ocelot DELIVERIN SALVATION!
duckman hhahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot NOW WHAT YOU HEAR
[BTFzor]Ocelot IS NOT A JOKE
[BTFzor]Ocelot GOD'S LOVE POURS DOWN YOUR FACE LIKE AN EGG YOLK
[BTFzor]Ocelot NOT YELLOW BUT GOLDEN
[BTFzor]Ocelot HIS LOVE HAS STARRED IN MOVIES LIKE WILLIAM HOLDEN
LordNagash I mean, they could write a song like Lord Of This World by Black Sabbath
[BTFzor]Ocelot THE FIRST ALBUM GOD DROPPED WENT MORE THAN GOLD
01:30 [BTFzor]Ocelot IT WENT MORE THAN PLAT, ITS STILL SELLING AND ITS HELLA OLD
[BTFzor]Ocelot IM TALKIN ABOUT THE OLD TIGGITY TESMANET
[BTFzor]Ocelot LETS LOOK BACK AND SEE WHAT HE MEANT
[BTFzor]Ocelot NO GAYS
LordNagash hahaha
LordNagash NO HOMO
[BTFzor]Ocelot NO SLAVES UNLESS THEY LIVE NEXT TO YOU
LordNagash JESUS DONT WONT NO HOMO
[BTFzor]Ocelot IF YOU EAT BEEF AND CHEESE YOU CAN GO SCREW
LordNagash HE DONT CARE IF YO CUTTIN A PROMO
[BTFzor]Ocelot EVEN IF YOU RIGHTEOUS DONT MEAN YOU HARD
[BTFzor]Ocelot ASK JOB, THE DEVIL PLAYED HIM, WHAT A CARD
01:31 LordNagash EVEN IF YOU LISTENING TO MUSIC BY PERRY COMO
[BTFzor]Ocelot WHEN I PULL UP IN MAH FED EX TRUCK
[BTFzor]Ocelot I GIVE YOU A MESSAGE ABOUT WHICH YOU SHOULD GIVE A (HONKING HORN NOISE REPLACING FUCK)
jimmycracker lozl
LordNagash hahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot THE LORD DONT CHARGE PER SHIPPING OVERNIGHT
[BTFzor]Ocelot JUST SO LONG AS YOU CAN FEEL HIS MIGHT
[BTFzor]Ocelot ok I will call that song
duckman rofl
[BTFzor]Ocelot DELIVERY 4 U FROM GOD
01:32 LordNagash hahahaha
LordNagash Ocelot, that was an awesome effort
[BTFzor]Ocelot :D
LordNagash christian rappers could learn something from you b
[BTFzor]Ocelot I think we should get into the business of ghost writing christian rap
[BTFzor]Ocelot it would be mad profitable

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<decoy> whenever I see macavity, I just lose hope in humanity.
<decoy> he's just a shitstain on society. fuck that ngr
<LordNagash> whenever I see macavity I want to kill him
<LordNagash> and anyone he knows
<Jaffar> you mean, is friends with?
<LordNagash> hahahahaha
<LordNagash> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<LordNagash> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<LordNagash> Best joke ever
<DragonmasterSlash> roflroflrofl
<decoy> lololololololollol

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[17:17] * Chad is rocking out to Guster - What You Wish For (|N/A|)
[17:17] <Chad> just bought Guster's first CD
[17:18] <ZeeDeveel> who is Guster?
[17:18] <Chad> a band

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<Cranius> The Founding Fathers would have suffocated the American Democracy in the cradle if they knew what was going to happen.
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> or gotten their slaves to do so

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[22:19] <Chad> got a few private messages
[22:19] <Chad> the usual, "HI I AM 15 BUT YOU ARE SUPER HOT WHAT IS YOUR AIM?"
[22:19] <Chad> and I give it to them

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<jimmycracker> someone's punishing me... I keep turning homosexual in my dreams and have sex with old men
<jimmycracker> then i wake up and feel sick

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<Kiru> Man week is so fucking gay
<Kiru> I hope Budo trips on his baby and falls down the stairs

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<Jaffar> taking a crap on a robot's chest would be pretty awesome
<Jaffar> good times
<DragonmasterSlash> I'd rather like do it in the robot's back or something
<DragonmasterSlash> I'd get pee/poo shy
<DragonmasterSlash> if she looked at me
<Jaffar> you have to crap into your hand and fist her with it
<DragonmasterSlash> ...
<ZeeDeveel> ...
<Jaffar> "Just another foot to the main storage tank..."
<LordNagash> ...
<Jaffar> ahahahahahaha
<Jaffar> YES! I WIN!
<LordNagash> Good idea actually
<LordNagash> but what would be better is if you have to take a shit on the ground, roll your dick around in it, then fuck her in the reactor port
<Jaffar> I thought about that
<Jaffar> but it wouldn't reach far up enough

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<Chad> hey
<Chad> I deleted my recycle bin
<Chad> GG
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> why in gods name would you do that?
<Reis> no icons on desktop for teh win
<Reis> i've got my recycle bin in the quick list on start menu
<Chad> indeed
<Chad> I just need to find it again now

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<[BTFzor]Nitro> btw $10 of gold is almost nothing
<[BTFzor]MMB> 10$ of gold is 10$ cash nigga
<Ed> lol
<[BTFzor]Nitro> so you are gonna buy $10 gold bullion coins
<[BTFzor]MMB> no
<[BTFzor]Nitro> and sell them to people for $20
<[BTFzor]MMB> yeah
<Ed> hahahaha
<[BTFzor]Nitro> hahahaha
<[BTFzor]MMB> lol
<[BTFzor]MMB> they dont know how much they're worth
<[BTFzor]MMB> u c?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> word
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<[BTFzor]Wolfy> israel is going to release pics of a hezbollah rocket site in qana later today
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> translation:Were downloading photoshop as we speak

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Chad: ok
Chad: trying to get this to work
[P]aradox: firmly grip the shaft and tug the skin up and down in a gentle stroking motion
Chad: maybe I have to restart

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(@[BTFzor]Nitro) receptive anal sex is the easiest way to get HIV sexually
(@Span_Wolf) I will use condoms and I'll be on the giving end only
(@Span_Wolf) and only take head not give it
(@[BTFzor]Nitro) are you even gay spaniard?

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<Chad> I shaved my balls

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<[BTFzor]MMB> heh
<[BTFzor]MMB> finnish is finland
<[BTFzor]Shang> OH REALLY
<[BTFzor]Shang> I DID NOT KNOW THAT MMB

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<[BTFzor]Marcus> sucking a dick seems easy as hell
<[BTFzor]Marcus> sans deepthroat
<DragonmasterSlash> Can't suppress your gag reflex MMB?
<[BTFzor]Marcus> i'd almost rather suck dick, since vaginas are messy and smelly
<[BTFzor]Marcus> nope
<[BTFzor]Marcus> i have a strong gag reflex

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[19:15] * [BTFzor]Marcus : Q. Lazerus - Goodbye Horses
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: yo
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: docsar
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: you should totally dance to this song
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: naked
[19:15] [BTFzor]DocSar: Is it shitty
[19:16] [BTFzor]Marcus: docsar
[19:16] [BTFzor]Marcus: it's GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE HORSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: from Silence of the Lambs
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: you must dance to it
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: in a robe
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: infront of a camera
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: oic
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: wait, wtf
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: "would you fuck me?" "I'd fuck me." "I'd fuck me hard."
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: ARE YOU EQUATING ME TO A PSYCHOTIC TRANNY WANNABE?!
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: no
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: i'd do it
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: Well that's you.
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: i can just picture you in a robe
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: please don't
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: dancing

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<jimmycracker> i dunno, seeing erections can be pretty stimulating
<jimmycracker> for me

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<[GSF]Quizical> hola
<[GSF]Quizical> I rather stupidly downloaded some Jap porn
<[GSF]Quizical> it looked OK
<[GSF]Quizical> no tentacles or bukkake in the previews
<[GSF]Quizical> It was an hour long, 45 minutes of which was a guy and a chick making out but it was EXTREME CLOSEUP so you could just see their mouths and part of the chick's face
<[GSF]Quizical> then there was one bit where the guy felt up the chick while she was on the toilet
<[GSF]Quizical> then in another bit, my favourite bit, she sipped some tea, then poured the tea out of her mouth into his mouth
<[GSF]Quizical> then he poured the tea out of his mouth into her mouth
<[GSF]Quizical> this happened about five more times
<[GSF]Quizical> then I think they made out in extreme closeup-o-vision again
<[GSF]Quizical> \o/
<[GSF]Quizical> what the FUCK is wrong with teh Japanese?
<[GSF]Quizical> and why the hell did I expect it to be relatively normal porn?
* Fin has joined #bentest
<[GSF]Quizical> hey fin
<ryan|CoH> hahahaha
<[GSF]Quizical> you missed my porn story
<ryan|CoH> I want to teapour you!
<[GSF]Quizical> haha
<[GSF]Quizical> gg name
<ryan|CoH> teapour is the new teabag
<[GSF]Quizical> it was awesome though
<[GSF]Quizical> the chick barely opened her mouth
<ryan|CoH> I can only imagine.
<[GSF]Quizical> She was a tea slut
<ryan|CoH> totally
<[GSF]Quizical> giving up but pretending she doesn't want to
<ryan|CoH> Tetley Teasomes
<ryan|CoH> tiny little teens, in tetley teasomes!
<[GSF]Quizical> she's all "oh no I don't want this tea to pour out of my mouth oh no I bent my mouth over your open mouth while I had a mouthful of tea"
<[GSF]Quizical> what a fucking whore
<spider> more like anorexia amirite?
<[GSF]Quizical> I bet they picked her up in some backalley tea joint
<spider> oh no drank too much tea
<[P]aradox> I was doing alright with this chick once and then she refused to teapour me
<ryan|CoH> Drinking Japanese Sensea, DOUBLE BREWED
<spider> QUICK STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT
<[P]aradox> I was like bitch what the fuck everyone is doing it
<Leo_> you know the name of the game
<[GSF]Quizical> I was surprised by a lack of tea bukkake though
<Leo_> yo daughter chose me
<Leo_> now we can handle this like some gentlemen
<ryan|CoH> was there sex at all?
<[GSF]Quizical> a bunch of fat Jap guys pouring tea onto her while she whimpers
<[GSF]Quizical> there was, but it was censored
<Leo_> or we can get into some old gangsta shit
<spider> hahaha
<ryan|CoH> Teapot overlays?
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<ryan|CoH> That'd be awesome
<[GSF]Quizical> just the pixellation thing
<ryan|CoH> Or like that cup from beauty in the beast
<spider> "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."
<ryan|CoH> saying WWWhooaaa!
<[GSF]Quizical> the same thing they use in crime tv shows
<[GSF]Quizical> it's like the penis identity is being protected
<ryan|CoH> Put your hands up! All hundred of them!
<spider> IS THIS THE PENIS YOU SAW LAST NIGHT?
<ryan|CoH> And unblur your face!
<ryan|CoH> "Aww man, I'm just going through some stuff"
<[GSF]Quizical> "Miss? Miss? Are you alright? Did that man force you to pour tea out of your mouth?"

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<spider> and isn't that what everyone needs a little more of?
<Chad> buttsex?

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<DragonmasterSlash> I bet Marcus was the result of anal sex, not actual sex.
<ryan> I could get behind that.
<DragonmasterSlash> I'm willing to bet he's the result of a few drops of semen that leaked from his mom's ass and ended up on the cooter
<DragonmasterSlash> One lone sperm, covered in fecal matter, that rolled into the vag by pure luck and gravity and slid straight down to the uterus.
<DragonmasterSlash> That's why he's brown lol
<[BTFzor]Shang> lol

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[02:47] <[BTFzor]Ted> you see my problem was I lived in a small town and there weren't too many good looking women so I decided and it was a good decision to go out with like 10 women at the same time so that the other guys couldn't you see I was pretty territorial I guess

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[20:26] [BTFzor]Ted: did you meet your pretentious quota?
[20:26] [BTFzor]Shang: or you're high horsed faggot quota?
[20:26] [BTFzor]Shang: your*
[20:26] Chad: yes

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<OceGym> WebbieTrill: y u dissin my boy marcus
<[GSF]Quizical> haha
<[GSF]Quizical> Bitch doesn't know who she messed with
<[GSF]Quizical> now you be all getting up in her credit rating

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<[BTFzor]Marcus> i just got called a tar ta tar
<[GSF]Quizical> what does that mean?
<[BTFzor]Marcus> HO11YW00D BABY X (2:41:06 PM): uhm no screw off homo tat ta tar
<Reuben> Tar babt
<Reuben> *Tar baby
<[BTFzor]Marcus> no
<Reuben> No I'm calling you a tar baby right now
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