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<Greg> i think i figured out where the last star coin is, but my batteries are low
<Matthew> :(
<chris> it's to the north
<chris> behind the icy edge of the world there stands
<chris> A SINGLE MIRROR
<chris> when the sun reflects upon this mirror on the right day, of the right year, he who is pure of heart will see it illuminate a door. Through that door lies your star coin
<Matthew> fuck
<Matthew> a pure heart?
<Matthew> nm
<chris> and if you're not pure of heart, it just microwaves you
<Zeke> Shit, I might as well just pass through the southern fucking guardians at that point.
<chris> I hear they have laser eyes
<Zeke> Chris, I'm not sure if that was coincidence or you got the Neverending Story reference, but I'm disturbed either way.
<chris> Not only did I get it, but I was enthusiastic that you picked up on the "frozen mirror" thing and went that direction
<Zeke> This may be the last place I ever expected a neverending story reference.
<Zeke> And yet...there it stands.
<chris> man, my brother and I watched that shit seven hundred million times when we were kids
<chris> That's a good-ass movie!
<Zeke> It is!
<chris> In fact, while playing video games and something is charging at me, I still frequently go "Come for me, G'mork!"
<Zeke> I do still feel the need to name any white dragons I come across Falcor. In RPGs, that is. I've yet to see one just flying around Phoenix, but believe me, if I do he's going to have a passenger.
<chris> sweet
<chris> I've got dibs on the rocket snail
<Zeke> I can allow that.

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> hardflip: I LOVE YOU
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> WRONG WINDOW

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<[BTFzor]Khaavren> wtf
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I can't find my damned pants
<[WTF]LordNagash> haha
<[WTF]LordNagash> I HATE THAT
<[WTF]LordNagash> especially when you're in church

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[22:42] <Chad> I'd hit it...
[22:42] <Chad> after a few days and getting to know her

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giftedinthepants: Another quirky, bullshit life-affirming movie. YAY
Ocelot: You must save a lot of time by not seeing movies and not shaving.
giftedinthepants: I shave constantly.

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Fetts_Vette said:
You ever try to fuck a crocodile?
Well I have, and I can tell you it's no walk in the park.

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[16:47] * [BTFzor]Khaavren cries
[16:47] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sobs
[16:48] * Leo faps

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<Chad|Unemployed> imagine a room full of people like me, except bigger assholes
<[P]aradox> oh man
<[P]aradox> that's some huge assholes
<Chad|Unemployed> fuck yeah

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<Archeoptrix> I was just aboutto ask you something
<Archeoptrix> but then I was like, whatever
* [P]aradox has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)
<Ed> all that awesome overwhelmed [P]
<Archeoptrix> I heard [P] gets overwhelmed by headlice

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<Ed> so what's the good occasion Sargs
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> I'm afraid of trying to trim it
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ehs
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> e??
<Ed> you seem to be drnk on a regular basis now
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> heheh!
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> sars is high
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> thats the forsits totw days out of suermm!
<Ed> o
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> AND DRANK

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[18:33] <kiruzog> my other cousin wants me to molest him
[18:33] <kiruzog> so I do

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[18:34] *** Little_Crow has joined #bentest.
[18:34] Little_Crow: yo duds
[18:35] Reuben: PICK UP THE SOAP NIGGA!
[18:35] Little_Crow: LEAVE MY CORNHOLE ALONE FUCKER
[18:36] Reuben: YOU AIN'T CLEAN BEHIND YOU EARS! NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!
[18:37] Little_Crow: CORNHOLES ARE EXIT ONLY, SON
[18:37] Reuben: AND WE DON'T WASTE NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SOAP! NOW PICK IT UP!
[18:37] * Little_Crow is a bitch and get's the soap
[18:38] * Reuben fucks Little_Crows asshole like a prison bitch
[18:38] Little_Crow: well I had it coming
[18:39] Reuben: Ahhhh yeah, ohhh shit, damn you tight son.
[18:39] * Little_Crow gives a reach around
[18:39] Reuben: Okay this is gettin gay, I'm stopping.
[18:39] Little_Crow: feh, that was pretty tame for GSF
[18:40] Reuben: OH WELL IN THAT CASE! DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU MUD MOUTH!
[18:40] Little_Crow: mmmm, mud mouth
[18:41] Reuben: YEAH YOU LIKE THE SHIT FROM YOUR ASS DON'T YOU SLUT!
[18:42] * Little_Crow SHIVS YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!
[18:42] ZeeDeveel: this is way over gay.. beyong chad gay
[18:43] Reuben: Nah nigga, chad is queer, this is man love, much different :P
[18:43] Reuben: TIME FOR A SHIT TOWER BITCH!
[18:46] * Little_Crow screams like a little girl

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<Chad> I AM MOTHERFUCKING PSYCHIC I KNOW THIS STUFF
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> holay fuck ayour read miney mind??!?!
<decoy> YES
<Chad> I have no scanner
<decoy> BUT HE CANT READ ANYTHING
<decoy> THE BEER GOGGLES ARE DISTORTING HIS VISION TOO
<Chad> so I tried to do something in cardboard cutouts via Photoshop and backround paintings
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> gggholy FUCK
<decoy> BOLD! WHEN CAPS ISN"T ENOUGH
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> thsat is fuckingawfsesmoem
<Chad> first attempt at this, thnk it looked cool
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> holy shiat that is so coal it cikikcs me in thepenis
<Chad> I'll put it on Orochi once I get back to the apartment
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> awiat well
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> it kind of looks lieka he has booabs
<Chad> yeah
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> but the stayle is amaizng

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<jjz_> How do you feel about your Alienware experience?
<Matthew> I haven't owned a whole new system...well, since I got my very first system :)
<Chad> quite good
<Chad> but my sister is 4 years old
<Chad> so it's showing it's age with Oblivion a bit
<Hardflip> WTF?
<Chad> could use some more RAM right about now
<Hardflip> I thought she was 16
<Chad> not my sister
<Chad> system*
<Hardflip> hahahaha
<Chad> lolo

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> oh fuck
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> doggs
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I CAN'T FIND MY FUCKIN WALLET
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> ALERT LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> oh the irony

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[11:26] <Leo> i wonder if anyone's ever really choked on cock
[11:26] <Leo> as in, died from it
[11:26] <Leo> or at least passed out

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<fishbaugh> really though, if you pick up a hooker, you deserver whatever genitalia you find

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<Archeoptrix> I am such a bad ass
<Archeoptrix> I just made Spaghetti-O's in the geroge foreman grill

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<Marcus> i go into Garrys Mod 9 role playing servers and try to cyber sex everyone

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[BTFzor]Ocelot: everyday when I am in downtown
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I see these fools in the financial district who wish they could be BIG TIME MOVERS AND SHAKERS
[BTFzor]Ocelot: but they can never be, because they don't listen to Bone Thugs
fishbaugh: they dont have a clue man
[BTFzor]Ocelot: yeah
fishbaugh: they be fronting
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I am going to be a businessman who learned all his listens from TUPAC
[BTFzor]Ocelot: rofl, lessons
fishbaugh: haha
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "mr. chairman, our stock is plumetting!"
fishbaugh: you should get GOOD LIFE tatooed across your chest
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "I just DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "UPPER MANAGEMENT 4 LYFE"
fishbaugh: hahahaha
fishbaugh: "mr chairman, our bejing office is hemoraging money? what should we do?"
fishbaugh: "LETS ROLL ON THEM NIGGAS!"
fishbaugh: GET THE GATTS
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahahaha
[P]aradox: you gotta diversify yo bonds, nigga
[P]aradox: invests in some nuclear bombs
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "mr. chairman, the president of boeing just called our real estate holdings a joke!"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "AYO SONS LET'S FUCK UP HIS OFFICE"
fishbaugh: you wouldn't hire a female vice president, because, you know, you can't trust a bitch
fishbaugh: she's out to take your scrilla
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "today in the boeing building, several men in Italian suits and ski masked were spotted fuckin up the president's office like THEY JUST DON'T GIVE NO FUCK"
fishbaugh: roffles
[BTFzor]Ocelot: instead of succesories posters in my office bulding
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I'd have them put up like
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the movie poster to Juice
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and huge portraits of bitches and cold blooded investment bankers with glocks
fishbaugh: hehehehe
fishbaugh: your receptionist answers the phones with "WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "YOU KNOW WHY MY FUCKIN PRIVATE EQUITY PULLS LEVERAGED BUYOUTS AND SALES OF THE SAME COMPANY IN THE SAME DAY? BECAUSE ICE RUNS THROUGH OUR VIENS SON"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahhaa
[P]aradox: your automatic tech support system just uses lil jon recordings
[P]aradox: WHAAAAT?
[P]aradox: OKAAAAY
[BTFzor]Ocelot: haha
fishbaugh: MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS FROM THA CRADLE 2 THA GRAVE
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahahha
fishbaugh: hahahah [P]
fishbaugh: we can all learn so much from TUPAC
[BTFzor]Ocelot: whenever management would want to sell stock of the company when it's falling
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I'd go
[BTFzor]Ocelot: WHAT THE FUCK DOES BONE THUGS SAY?
[BTFzor]Ocelot: NO SURRENDER
[BTFzor]Ocelot: then I'd pull out my executive glock
fishbaugh: damn right!
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "AYO SON THIS HOLLOW POINT CAN BE YOUR RETIREMENT PACKAGE RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW SON"
fishbaugh: did crazie bone give up when someone shot him in the face?
fishbaugh: HELL NO
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
fishbaugh: he went out blazing
[P]aradox: my glock has 20" spinnas
fishbaugh: hahahaha
fishbaugh: POP POP BLING BLING
[BTFzor]Ocelot: every company car will be a 1976 cadillac
[BTFzor]Ocelot: with SPINNERS
fishbaugh: STEADY BOUNCING
[BTFzor]Ocelot: (spinnaz on the expense report)
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I'd have a corporate crime trial
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and I'd show up wearing gold chains
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and I'd be like "YO JUS BECAUSE I'M FROM THE HOOD AND I'M RICH DON'T MEAN I'M GUILTY"
[P]aradox: my street name would be N-Ron
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahahahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot: my comapny would be called STREET EKWITIES
[P]aradox: I roll with my homes A Tribe Called Qwest
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaa
fishbaugh: GG
[BTFzor]Ocelot: COMBLAST
fishbaugh: ROFFL
[BTFzor]Ocelot: my gang would be called MERRIL LYNCH
fishbaugh: i wonder if p diddy ever pulls that stuff at corporate meetings
fishbaugh: just scaring off all the honkies with his ghettoness
fishbaugh: omg my investment company is merril lynch
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and our trademark would be graffiti of the chairman of an opposing company being HANGED
fishbaugh: THEY MY PEOPLES
[BTFzor]Ocelot: son
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the real Gs
[BTFzor]Ocelot: is GOLDMAN SACHS
[BTFzor]Ocelot: if I don't go into law instead
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I want to work for them
[P]aradox: their name basically means 'bags of gold'
[BTFzor]Ocelot: yeah
fishbaugh: you should call them up and ask about their affirmative action hiring policies
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the average salary for that place, including receptionists and secretaries, is 500,000 dollars
[P]aradox: or in German it means "medium rare"
fishbaugh: YO YO YO, YA'LL NIGGAS HIRING FINANCIAL CONSULTANTS?
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
[P]aradox: ocelot that's only because the guys at the top make millions
[P]aradox: secretaries still make secretary money
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "AYO SON I KNOW ALL THAT SHIT I'VE BEEN BUYING US TREASURY DEBT BONDS SINCE BEFORE I COULD WALK I GOT ICE KOLD GOLD RESERVES RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: or maybe you're a HATER, paradox
[P]aradox: son I only invest in 100% BIEDERMAN PORTFOLIO
[BTFzor]Ocelot: ayo Biederman Portfolio is the only company that is a GOLD COMPANY
fishbaugh: its a diversified portfolio of ghetto tenaments, platinum reserves and escalde futures
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
fishbaugh: i wish i could buy escalde futures
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the private equity firm I belong to is Gatts Transnational
fishbaugh: i would have hopped on that years ago
[P]aradox: biederman invests solely in grills
fishbaugh: roffles
[BTFzor]Ocelot: it's been criticized for sneaking up on oil assetts and taking them from behind
fishbaugh: WE EXPECT TO SEE A 200% INCREASE IN PLATINUM FRONTS IN THE UPCOMING FISCAL QUARTER
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I arch my back and moan as your country's gold reserve pours into my ass
fishbaugh: hahaha
fishbaugh: they should privatize the internets so i could invest in that
[BTFzor]Ocelot: omg yes
fishbaugh: man, i'd get in on the hentai IPO for all i gots
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I already have solid assets of the internet
[BTFzor]Ocelot: like
[BTFzor]Ocelot: a keg of internet in my basement
fishbaugh: BUY 2000 SHARES OF STAR WARS FANFIC
[P]aradox: I have sixty shares in Buffy slash fanfic
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
fishbaugh: 200 internet bars in a safe deposit box for a rainy day
[P]aradox: I have over three hundred feet of bandwidth in my garage
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I bought 70 shares of anal sex and I am a rich man!
fishbaugh: i'd set up an off-shore wharehouse for stolen packets
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahah
fishbaugh: and sell them in emerging markets
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I see cross internet punching as a massive emerging market, so I just bought 200 shares of MKL Corp. at a cutrate price
[BTFzor]Ocelot: their trade symbol is BXGP8
fishbaugh: hahaha
fishbaugh: you should become the fund manager for a diverse internet portfolio
[P]aradox: I cut my stolen packets with 40% lag and sell them to dumb niggas
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahah
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the richest man on the internet bought shares of the word "faggot"
fishbaugh: roflfes
[BTFzor]Ocelot: once counterstrike came out, he became the world' first trillionaire
fishbaugh: ROFFLE [P]
[BTFzor]Ocelot: his name was [BTFzor]W4rr3n_Buttfux

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<BennyBigHair> intelli
<Pathogen> I especially enjoyed this response from him
<Pathogen> I especially enjoyed this response from him
<Pathogen> " True, but subjective arguments based solely on the esthesic level of analysis are not, contrary to internet convention, good arguments for the invalidity of large quantities of work that hold common similarities. Even arguments on the poietic level only add to the esthesic argument of final effect when comparing two works produced using similar techniques with the same final intent - example here arguing the merits of two metal tracks based on musicianship and vocal technique etc."
<Pathogen> What the fuck is that shit
<BennyBigHair> whee, someone shold runa forum trvia game where it's like "HEY, who did this member use to be"
<Atari_Addict> Path, he's British

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[16:41] <jimmycracker> damn hilary clinton's hot for an old chick

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> although talking only in trillian emoticons can be fun
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> haha
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> spootle and i would make mantrains in irc and everyone else woudl be like "WTF"
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> there's one called (candycane)
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> when the fuck would you use that?
<Ed> haha
<Ed> when you need to pull Rumble off center stage

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<dsbnh> if i mention halfbreed on the forums you think i will get away with it?
<dsbnh> i think i will
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ?
<[BTFzor]Shang> in reference to me ds?
<dsbnh> yup
<[BTFzor]Shang> just means the best of both words
<[BTFzor]Shang> a little heil, a little banzai
<[BTFzor]Ted> a little dick

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<[WTF]LordNagash> DONT BE A BREEDER, STICK IT IN HER FEEDER

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<DragonmasterSlash> <[GSF]Quizical> Leo dude, give your prostate a rest before clicking
<Leo> IT WON"T STOP
<DragonmasterSlash> FIXED
<[WTF]LordNagash> haha
<[GSF]Quizical> truth
<[GSF]Quizical> Leo's going to be ejeculating blood
<Space_Ace> hahaha
<[WTF]LordNagash> haha she just did the robot in this Galaxy clip
<[WTF]LordNagash> Leo always ejaculates blood
<[WTF]LordNagash> HINT: IT'S NOT HIS

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<decoy> like, an hour ago. I just woke up on the corner of some fucking intersection, barefoot.
<decoy> I'm talking, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I completely forgot who I was, and everything
<decoy> then I started remembering crazy shit
<Pathogen> Get a job, hippy

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Nathan: noone looks good with a mouthful of jizz
Nathan: If I wanted to see someone dribble jizz I could probably just do it myself, and not have to download it
Nathan: and... I can't believe I just said that?

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[23:49] <[BTFzor]DocSar> You will have to eat this whole package of M & M's instead.
[23:49] * ryan has quit IRC (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)
[23:49] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> oh shit GRUDGEAL STYLE TORTURE
[23:49] <[BTFzor]DocSar> PEANUT M & M'S
[23:49] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> :o
[23:49] <[BTFzor]DocSar> WHICH I FIND UNSEEMLY
[23:50] <[BTFzor]DocSar> seriously, fuck peanuts
[23:50] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> peanuts are lame
[23:50] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I agree
[23:50] <[BTFzor]Ted> peanut butter m & m's is fucken thugged out
[23:50] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> it's ALL about the crispy shits son
[23:51] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> yo docsar did you see my post in my sad topic with the timeline and video
[23:51] <[BTFzor]Ted> anyways yo
[23:51] <[BTFzor]DocSar> those new white chocolate M & M's, I dice 'em with a razor and sniff em right up a rolled-up Washington
[23:51] <[P]aradox> peanut M&Ms or reese
[23:51] <[P]aradox> reese pieces
[23:51] <[P]aradox> ?
[23:51] <[BTFzor]DocSar> Yes
[23:51] <[BTFzor]Ted> let me tell ya a story about peanut butter m&ms
[23:51] <[P]aradox> WHICH ONE IS SUPERIOR
[23:51] <[BTFzor]Ted> back in the willcmott projects
[23:52] <[BTFzor]Ted> upper south side chicago
[23:52] <[BTFzor]DocSar> As usual, YouTube takes forever to load so I couldn't get past about half of the movie, it was too rattling
[23:52] <[BTFzor]Ted> there was this nigga named mac six
[23:52] <[BTFzor]Ted> mac was the smallest of 12 childrens
[23:52] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> well you got the gist
[23:52] <[BTFzor]Ted> clocked in at just over 5'4"
[23:52] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and saw baby>shackar
[23:52] <[BTFzor]Ted> and he didn't have the street smarts to cut it in the projects
[23:52] <[BTFzor]DocSar> <3
[23:52] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> <3
[23:53] <[BTFzor]Ted> anyways
[23:53] <[P]aradox> nigga needed juice
[23:53] <[BTFzor]Ted> one day mac's crib got raided
[23:53] <[BTFzor]Ted> police came in with a warrant for crack cocaine
[23:54] <[BTFzor]Ted> instead they found a wall full of driver's lisences
[23:54] <[BTFzor]Ted> and a closet full of dead bodies
[23:54] <[BTFzor]Ted> unbeknownst to everybody on the block, mac six was the most cold blooded nigga to ever walk on the face of the earth
[23:55] <[BTFzor]Ted> but everybody has their breaking point
[23:55] <[BTFzor]Ted> police took him down south to the thirty-second precient
[23:55] <[BTFzor]Ted> beat the muthafucken shit out of him till he snitched on his homie crispy M&M
[23:56] <[BTFzor]Ted> cops told mac he had to testify in court or they were gonna kill his moms
[23:56] <[BTFzor]Ted> anyways yo
[23:56] <[BTFzor]Ted> peanut butter M&M heard about this shit
[23:56] <Chad> heh
[23:56] <Chad> Colbert was great tonight
[23:56] <[BTFzor]Ted> and knew he couldn't let his cousin go to jail on some fucked up charges like that shit
[23:56] <[BTFzor]DocSar> SHUT UP HEAD, TED IS READING US A BEDTIME STORY
[23:57] <[BTFzor]Ted> nigga drove down to the lockup as mac was getting moved
[23:57] <[BTFzor]Ted> in a stolen pickup
[23:57] <[BTFzor]Ted> with his niggas mini M&M, peanut M&M, white choclate M&M, and OG M&M in the bed
[23:57] <[BTFzor]Ted> niggas spun around the armored car carryin mac six
[23:58] <[BTFzor]Ted> three niggas with AK-47s
[23:58] <[BTFzor]Ted> one with a shotgun to pop the wheels so that bitch would crash
[23:58] <[BTFzor]Ted> and peanut butter at the wheel
[23:58] <[BTFzor]Ted> but that shit wasn't fucken even denting that bitch
[23:58] <[BTFzor]Ted> so peanut butter told his niggas to keep on the car's tail
[23:59] <[BTFzor]Ted> and grabbed his harley out of the bed of the pickup
[23:59] <[BTFzor]Ted> and sped off to this nigga named Emmanuel's crib
[23:59] <[BTFzor]Ted> now most people don't know this, but Emmanuel is former spec ops and shit
[23:59] <[BTFzor]Ted> nigga packs a heavy arsenal
[23:59] <[BTFzor]Ted> peanut bought a fucken L.A.W. rocket launcher straight cash just to ice that muthafucken snitch
[00:00] <[BTFzor]Ted> he rode back on that fucken motorcycle
[00:00] <[BTFzor]Ted> popped a rocket right in the side of that bitch and blew off an armor plating 2 inches thick
[00:00] <[BTFzor]Ted> that nigga mac fucken shit his pants blue
[00:00] <[BTFzor]Ted> BLAM
[00:01] <[BTFzor]Ted> fucken peanut iced that nigga with a high explosive rocket to the domepiece
[00:01] <[BTFzor]Ted> ever since then
[00:02] <[BTFzor]Ted> peanuts been known as the most cold blooded nigga ever to walk on the face of the earth
[00:02] <[BTFzor]Ted> so you know what they say
[00:02] <[BTFzor]Ted> don't fuck around with peanut butter
[00:02] <[P]aradox> man what the fuck was white chocolate doing rolling with niggas
[00:02] <[BTFzor]Ted> he'll put a rocket in ya dome piece

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<Reuben> What is your real name?
<[GSF]Quizical> Spanny's real name is WOLFBLOOD
<Span_Wolf> Alfonso Gardeazabal polly wally doodle all day
<Reuben> I'm serious, what is your real name?
<Leo> LOL
<Reuben> I don't like calling you Spanny
<Leo> next time i wanna insult someone
<Leo> "no really, what's your name?"
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<Span_Wolf> look at my info dick
<Reuben> Dick? Your name is Dick? Okay.
* Span_Wolf slaps Reuben around with a large MMB
<Thrall> Reuben my name is Ted IRL
<Reuben> With the amount of time and energy it takes for you agrue about why you don't want to tell me your real name, you could have done so already and prevented this whole mess.
<Reuben> Okay Ted
<[GSF]Quizical> hahahaha
<Reuben> Bah, but there is already a Ted here
<Leo> :O
<Span_Wolf> Reuben you retard I told you my name right off the bat
<Leo> this is hilarious
<Reuben> It's really Alfonso?
<Span_Wolf> YES DAMNIT

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[19:09] <ZeeDeveel> i look fabulous
[19:10] <ZeeDeveel> thuoght id put that out there
[19:13] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> [19:09] <ZeeDeveel> i look fabulous
[19:13] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> you zee do /nick ZeeChad
[19:15] * ZeeDeveel is now known as ZeeChad
[19:16] <ZeeChad> somone call me a fgt quick
[19:16] <ZeeChad> !!!

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> Dogg what is it with you and fucking rancors

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<[BTFzor]Ted> mkl is pretty hot actually
<[BTFzor]Ted> if she lost a couple pounds I would hit it
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> dogg
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> no
<[GSF]00033> hahah
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> shut up
<Ed> hahahah
<[BTFzor]Shang> ted
<[BTFzor]Shang> no
<[GSF]00033> Ted, do you have a thing for predators?

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<Hardflip> Of course I didn't get laid

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[BTFzor]NVShacker *snip* has left #bentest (/wrists)

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[01:01] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/ Michael_Chertoff_head-on-shoulders_2005.jpg/411px-Michael_Chertoff_ head-on-shoulders_2005.jpg <--most stereotypical looking jewish guy ever
[01:02] <fin> He looks like a skull with leather stretched over it.
[01:02] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> big, crooked, beak-like nose
[01:02] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> bald head
[01:02] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> big ass bags under his eyes
[01:03] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> this guy is horrible PR for Jews
[01:03] <fin> Aside from the bald, I have the beak nose and the bags. Does this mean I\'m a faux-jew?
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> yes
[01:04] <Chad> odd
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> or you\'re a real jew, masquerading as a gentile
[01:04] <Chad> my PC is making no sound
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> which is even odder
[01:04] <Chad> only a loud screech
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> since I have neither a beak nose nor the bags
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> in fact
[01:04] <fin> WHO\'S THE REAL JEW?
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I have a passing resemblance to known MEGA GENTILE Mitt Romney
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> :O
[01:04] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I AM A STEALTH GENTILE
[01:06] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> http://www.somethingawful. com/mjolnir/images/docevil~05-07-06_ 40.gif
[01:06] <fin> It\'s just too bad I have an intact foreskin, eat bacon all the goddamn time and totally don\'t observe the sabbath.
[01:06] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> 2/3 ain\'t bad for me
[01:06] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> the only thing seperating me from total gentileness is keen money management and my missing foreskin
[01:07] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> but there are a lot of gentiles with both those things
[01:07] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I could definetley pass
[01:08] <Ed> heh
[01:10] <fin> I have a weird nose, really. It\'s hooked like jew-nose, but it\'s wiiide as all fuck.
[01:11] <Ed> black + jewish = you can breathe easily when running fast and simultaneously balance your budget
[01:11] <Ed> ??
[01:12] <Ed> that\'s fun though
[01:13] <fin> The blacks I\'m descended from aren\'t particularly renowned for their speed.
[01:14] <Ed> heh, better luck next time

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<Ed> ocelot
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> http://shacker.servebeer.com/irc/irc_stats.html
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> or Ted Kennedy's 1980 DNC speech on the CTA
<Ed> what is your opinion on the official molecule of the state of Texas
<Ed> the buckminsterfullerene
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I think activist chemists are destroying our moral covalent bonds, ed

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<[BTFzor]Ted> omfg son
<[BTFzor]Ted> ive uncovered the conspiracy
<decoy> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<[BTFzor]Ted> The Hanso Foundation is on the show Lost
<[BTFzor]Ted> Lost and Found
<[BTFzor]Ted> If you switch Lost for found, you have The Hanso Lostation
<[BTFzor]Ted> The Han Solo Station
<[BTFzor]Ted> ABC IS BEING BOUGHT OUT BY GEORGE LUCAS

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[00:23] [WTF]LordNagash: if I was stephen hawking i'd have a book signing
[00:23] [WTF]LordNagash: then just sit there with a giant sign behind my head
[00:23] [WTF]LordNagash: I CANT SIGN A BOOK YOU FUCKTARD

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<Ed> sars killed and ate Hoffa
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> YUM
<decoy> WITH SOME DRAGON JIZZ
<Ed> rofls
<decoy> AND A NICE CHIANTI
<[WTF]LordNagash> ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO EAT A WHOLE MAN?

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hax hax hax HAX ATTAX
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> you can't hax me i have firewalls!
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> walls of fire
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> and death
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i cast ice wall of cold
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> resisted
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> SHAT
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I cast burning testicles
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i have sex with a bicycle and sing the train song
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ding! level up!
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I eat a packet of gummy bears and flamenco dance with a transexual sloth
<Ed> also, Rita Repulsa is dead
* Ed pours out a 40
<Ed> been a while though
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS DEAD?
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> VAUDVILLE
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i don my sequined cape and scream at 4th graders
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I stand a pedastal made of mozzarella cheese and sing Ireland's national anthem to a pack of rabid accountants
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i carefully tap an ionic column with a petrified flamingo and fill a sock with jello
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> CRITICAL HIT!
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> I shield myself with a rhino horn whlie chanting a spell in the dead language of the hermaphrodites of Peru
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hermaphrodites, my only weakness!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i am defeated
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> you receive 450 exp

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<Jaffar> and I think arab drivers come in two flavours
<Jaffar> shit and totally awesome
<decoy> lol
<Jaffar> there was this one old arab dude in a shitty old hatchback
<Jaffar> we were driving along beside him, in a 4WD when we came to a small stretch of arnco railing or whatever
<Ed> haha jaffar
<Jaffar> and we look away for a second, and then look back
<Jaffar> the old man had driven up it, and was on two wheels
<Ed> HAHA
<Jaffar> and I was looking at his face
<Jaffar> and he was like "wtf, oh well"
<Jaffar> and just keeps driving along
<Ed> ahaahah
<Jaffar> it was only a small stretch and just drops back down and keeps driving
<Jaffar> he was the motherfucking man
<Ed> gg
<Jaffar> I'll never forget his expression though
<Jaffar> he was just like "wtf" but totally cool with it
<Jaffar> just looking out the window and going "WHY IS THE WORLD ON A TILT?"

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(Chad) I need a Coke or something
(Wolfy) more like cock amirite
(Chad) har har
(Chad) stupid homosexual misspellings >:(
(Mewlm) no, actually it would imply that you were a girl :P
(Chad) no
(Chad) trust me dude
(Wolfy) hahahahah
(Chad) I have way too many times I accidently say something alluding me to being homosexual
(Chad) to the point it frightens me
(Chad) and Wolfy I swear to God if you quote this right now I'm going to kill you

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[19:56] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> [18:54] Chad: How come every fucking quote of mine in CBH revolves around me misquoting something being gay?
[19:56] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> then
[19:56] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> [18:56] Chad: I'd be a damn fine woman

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[18:36] Chad: I just trimmed myself a bit
[18:36] Chad: WAS GETTING KINDA HAIRY
[18:37] * Chad is rocking out to Orgy - Opticon (|04:15|)
[18:37] Hardflip: I really don't care about your pubic hair
[18:37] [BTFzor]NVShacker: shit chad
[18:37] Chad: lol
[18:37] [BTFzor]NVShacker: do /nick IntelliJr
[18:37] [BTFzor]NVShacker: right now
[18:37] [WTF]LordNagash: hahaha
[18:37] *** Mode change "+ooo Little_Crow jimmycracker [WTF]LordNagash" for channel #bentest by Hardflip.
[18:37] *** Chad is now known as IntelliJr.
[18:37] IntelliJr: OH
[18:37] IntelliJr: FUCK YOU
[18:37] *** IntelliJr is now known as Chad.
[18:37] [BTFzor]NVShacker: hahahahaa
[18:37] Chad: I just got that

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<TheMaestro> dog shakira's new music video is mind blowingly orgasmic
<TheMaestro> she is super fucking hot and her legs and ass are intense as hell
<[GSF]Quizical> SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GOT A CRUSH
<Hardflip> MAESTRO AND SHAKIRA
<Hardflip> SITTING IN A TREE
<Hardflip> NO O R G A S M

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[23:43] <[BTFzor]Ted> my AP bio class is pretty much done now that we've taken the tests and done all the lessons and labs
[23:43] <[BTFzor]Ted> so we were grading the teacher's regular bio papers today
[23:43] <[BTFzor]Ted> and one of the questions was
[23:43] <[BTFzor]Ted> Describe negative feedback
[23:43] <[BTFzor]Ted> and the guy I was correcting answered
[23:44] <[BTFzor]Ted> When you lie and scam on eBay and the people whose money you took post bad comments about you.
[23:45] <Cranius> I would totally give him full credit for that.
[23:48] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> I would take off half points - you don't necessarily have to defraud people to get negative feedback

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[10:18] Zeke: So doc, I thought of you at E3.
[10:18] [BTFzor]DocSar: that's nice
[10:19] Zeke: Spanny and I were driving around and saw a billboard that said "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
[10:19] Jaffar: homosexual thoughts
[10:19] Jaffar: dude
[10:19] Jaffar: you were with Spanny?
[10:19] Jaffar: UNCLEAN
[10:19] [BTFzor]DocSar: HAHAHAHAHA
[10:19] *** Mode change "+o Zeke" for channel #bentest by Jaffar.
[10:19] [BTFzor]DocSar: (@ hanging out with Spanny)
[10:19] [BTFzor]DocSar: DID YOU THROW A DEAD BABY OUT OF THE CAR?
[10:19] Zeke: He did me a major solid man, he gave me a place to crash so I could get a lot of E3 coverage
[10:19] Zeke: Also, HE IS ONE HAIRY DUDE
[10:19] Chef_Wilburto: rofl
[10:20] [BTFzor]DocSar: lol you don't say
[10:20] Zeke: Srsly
[10:20] Zeke: he's naturally a furry
[10:20] Zeke: he's a hairy motherfucker
[10:20] Zeke: more than me even
[10:20] [BTFzor]DocSar: oh god, just please stop while you're ahead
[10:20] Jaffar: YEAH
[10:20] Zeke: But he's a pretty cool guy to hang with and talks much less
[10:20] Jaffar: ZEKE FOUND OUT
[10:20] Jaffar: WHEN HE TOUCHES HIS NUTS

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<[BTFzor]Nitro> one of them was really fruity
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i mean MAD FUCKING GAY
<[BTFzor]Nitro> so when i was interviewing him
<[BTFzor]Nitro> i was like
<Chad> did you pray the gay out of him?
<[BTFzor]Nitro> "so, are you married?"
<Chad> lol
<[GSF]Quizical> olol
<[BTFzor]Nitro> and then he, I, and the dr all looked at each other
<[BTFzor]Nitro> and started laughing
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Nitro> medicine isnt a good career
<[BTFzor]Nitro> for racists
<[BTFzor]Nitro> or homophobes
* Trips has joined #bentest
<[BTFzor]Nitro> cause gay people will come to you and you'll have to touch their dicks
<[GSF]Quizical> haha
<[GSF]Quizical> ji ji
<Trips> YES, THIS IS INDEED #BENTEST
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