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<[GSF]Quizical> why do I have "Bruce Wayne fucks leapord" as my quit message?

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<[BTFzor]DocSar> Damn it, I can't figure out how to make a crotch bulge in photoshop.
<Jaffar> liquify
<[BTFzor]DocSar> othx

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<[GSF]Quizical> si gg
<[GSF]Quizical> BUT
<[GSF]Quizical> this is more rofl
<[GSF]Quizical> or possibly just depressing
<[GSF]Quizical> [http://tinyurl.com/golfg]
<[GSF]Quizical> UNDERAGE GIRL LOOKING SAD DRAWN BY PIRO THE FAGGOT QUEEN
<[GSF]Quizical> FOR THREE AND A HALF GRAND
<[GSF]Quizical> SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY AND NOT ENOUGH TASTE
<[GSF]Quizical> AGHAHGAHGA
<Hardflip> heh
<[GSF]Quizical> I could commission a highly talented artist to paint something original for me, or I could spend THREE AND A HALF THOUSAND ON SOME SHIT THE EMO QUEEN MADE
<[WTF]LordNagash> haha
<[GSF]Quizical> ANOTHER DRAWING HE CHURNED OUT
<[GSF]Quizical> GEE WHAT SHALL I DRAW TODAY
<[GSF]Quizical> I KNOW
<[GSF]Quizical> ANOTHER 12 YEAR OLD GIRL LOOKING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE
<[GSF]Quizical> I AM DEEP
<[GSF]Quizical> WAIT I HAVE DONE TIHS BEFORE
<[GSF]Quizical> I KNOW
<[GSF]Quizical> ANGEL WINGS
<[GSF]Quizical> WHAT A STATEMENT I AM MAKING
<[GSF]Quizical> ABOUT HOW I AM A RAGING PEDOPHILE
<[GSF]Quizical> I MEAN ARTIST
<[GSF]Quizical> GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
<[GSF]Quizical> le sigh
<[WTF]LordNagash> hahahahaha

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[22:21] <Zaffod> I like manichaean books more than the gospel stuff
[22:21] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but ocelot son
[22:22] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> jesus obviously went around going "nigga please"
[22:22] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> yeah dogg
[22:22] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> jesus was hella street
[22:22] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> he just wanted to get into politics
[22:22] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> like you
[22:22] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but he was like "well fuck, I'm jewish"
[22:22] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he is like bush
[22:22] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he wanted to get into his dad's bussienss
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> so he started writing fiction novels
[22:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> BUT GOT CRUCIFIED DOING IT
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> to increase his BIZNESS yo
[22:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> hahah
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but they put it in the wrong section
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and then people were like "oic history book"
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and then he got followers
[22:23] <Zaffod> hahaha
[22:23] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> ROFL
[22:23] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and he was like "WTF YO. OK LET'S ICE SOME NIGGAS"

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> hey [P], where did you learn texture a metal? bland with lots of reflections university? LOL METALOWNED

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<[P]aradox> http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/3169/render19ol.jpg
<Ryan> sexy!
<Ed> harr
<Ed> gg @ vacuumn brush bristles
<[P]aradox> http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/DC2005/20050622_110_Romans.jpg this is my reference u c

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* geno2607 rocks out to Animals - House Of The Rising Sun
<geno2607> i am listening to this song
<geno2607> first line comes on
<geno2607> and i'm like 'lol no there isn't'

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[20:36] [GSF]00033: Imagine working at a British Pizza Hut
[20:36] [GSF]00033: "YO I ROLL DICK ALL DAY"

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<[BTFzor]Ted> oh
<[BTFzor]Ted> fuck
<[BTFzor]Ted> I have diarrhea
<[BTFzor]Ted> oh god
<[BTFzor]Ted> I don't want to shit
<[BTFzor]Ted> damnit
<[BTFzor]Ted> I DON'T WANT TO SHIT
<[BTFzor]Ted> FUCK YOU COLON
<[BTFzor]Ted> GO EAT A DICK

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[16:15] [WTF]LordNagash: everyone knows there are no jokes in Isreal
[16:16] [WTF]LordNagash: the national pasttime is complaining about the bus ride home

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<[WTF]LordNagash> Most of these guys will just rape you without so much of a how do you do!
<[WTF]LordNagash> Not to mention they consistantly fail to provide a reach around

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[20:55] Chadwick: Hey everyone
[20:55] [WTF]LordNagash: Hey Head
[20:55] [BTFzor]DocSar: Head, sit down, there's something we've all been meaning to tell you.
[20:56] [BTFzor]DocSar: (this is an intervention)
[20:56] [BTFzor]DocSar: Chadwick.... is a completely retarded-sounding screen handle.
[20:56] [WTF]LordNagash: Come join us head
[20:56] [WTF]LordNagash: we're here to help you
[20:56] Chadwick: umm
[20:56] Chadwick: k
[20:57] [BTFzor]DocSar: There's no point denying it, deep down you know Chadwick sounds totally gay!
[20:57] [BTFzor]DocSar: So help us HELP YOU.
[20:57] Chadwick: hmm
[20:57] *** Little_Crow has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 136 seconds).
[20:57] [WTF]LordNagash: LET THE POWER OF CHRIST HEAL YOU
[20:57] *** Little_Crow has joined #bentest.
[20:58] [BTFzor]DocSar: Yes, only through the saving grace of the Lord Jesus Christ will you find the strength to type /nick MrHead
[20:58] [WTF]LordNagash: Feel the power of JESUS head
[20:59] [WTF]LordNagash: DO YOU BELIEVE?
[21:00] *** Tomato|Gone is now known as Tomato.
[21:00] Tomato: sup
[21:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: ohi
[21:01] [WTF]LordNagash: Hi
[21:01] Chadwick: Shacker here?
[21:01] [BTFzor]DocSar: WHY DO YOU CLING TO FALSE GODS LIKE NVSHACKER WHEN ONLY JESUS CAN HELP YOU THROUGH THIS TIME OF TRIAL AND NEED?
[21:02] Chadwick: sorry DocSar
[21:02] Chadwick: kind of tired tonight
[21:02] [BTFzor]DocSar: There's no getting through to him, Nagash.
[21:02] Tomato: time of trial? Must hae missed it
[21:02] [BTFzor]DocSar: The only recourse....
[21:02] [BTFzor]DocSar: ...is mercy killing.
[21:02] [WTF]LordNagash: IS AN EXORCISM??
[21:02] [WTF]LordNagash: oh, thats even better
[21:02] * [BTFzor]DocSar puts shells into shotgun, sobbing pitifully
[21:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: I'll do it, he's my responsibility.....
[21:03] [WTF]LordNagash: It's okay Doc
[21:03] [WTF]LordNagash: it's for the best
[21:03] [WTF]LordNagash: He'll be happier this way
[21:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: X...(
[21:03] [WTF]LordNagash: Noone would *want* to live like that
[21:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: IF ONLY WE'D GOTTEN TO HIM SOONER
[21:04] [WTF]LordNagash: We can play what if all day
[21:04] [WTF]LordNagash: but it's not going to help Head
[21:04] [WTF]LordNagash: WE MUST SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: Come on, boy.... let's go around behind the shed.... we're g-g-gonna.... we're gonna play fetch....
[21:05] [WTF]LordNagash: I can't watch
[21:05] * [WTF]LordNagash sobs into his handkerchief
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: CURSE THIS DAMNED CHADWICK! CURSE IT TO HELL!
[21:06] * [BTFzor]DocSar pulls trigger
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: *silence*
[21:06] [WTF]LordNagash: OH DEAR JESUS HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL

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<[BTFzor]DocSar> CAPTAIN TAX CUT, HE'S A HERO, GONNA TAKE UPPER INCOME TAX BRACKETS DOWN TO ZERO, GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUNDER DEMOCRATS WHO LIKE TO SODOMIZE AND PLUNDER "you'll pay for this, Captain Tax Cut!" WE'RE THE HOUSE GOP TRUTH SQUAD, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO, SHIFTING THE TAX BURDEN FROM THE WEALTHY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS IS THE THING TO DO, TAXING AND SPENDING IS NOT THE WAY, HERE'S WHAT CAPTAIN TAX CUT HAS TO SAY "The money that YOU EARNED
<[BTFzor]DocSar> is YOURS!!!!!"

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[16:54] * Kicky has joined #bentest
[16:54] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Kicky
[16:54] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> so then I fucked him up the ass
[16:54] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> he came like three fucking times
[16:54] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> some cum got into my hair
[16:54] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> but I didn't care
[16:55] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> anything like that happen to you?
[16:55] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I mean
[16:55] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> he was like, 6'3"
[16:55] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> black
[16:55] * Kicky has quit IRC (Client Quit)

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[20:10] <[BTFzor]Ted> I was pretending to be a gangsta
[20:10] <[GSF]00033> gangstas don't suck their own dicks
[20:10] <[BTFzor]Ted> and I popped off two clips and dived behind my escalade
[20:10] <[BTFzor]Ted> (my bed)
[20:10] <Chadwick> lol
[20:10] <[BTFzor]Ted> and I did a roll and hit myself in the eye
[20:10] <Hardflip> lol
[20:10] <Chadwick> it's funny because it's something I would do
[20:11] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> ted I totally respect you more for being so honest about it

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Chadwick: Melanie is dumb though
Chadwick: she thought the National Guard was just 1 super powered person

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[23:08] <nyopallo> I've perfected the art of not talking to my mom if I don't want to.
[23:08] <nyopallo> Just call her when I know she won't answer
[23:08] <nyopallo> and leave a message talking about how I wish she had answered and I miss her.
[23:09] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> shit you shouldn't fuck your mom nyo, that causes problems

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<chris> I hate adobe illustrator the way jesus hates pedophiles
<Ryan|UT2004> So... not really that much?
<Ryan|UT2004> Since he lets them lead his church and all.
<chris> you misunderstand jesus's capacity for hate!
<fin> I believe we've all heard the terrible stories about jesus wrath.
<chris> one time I was out drinking with Jesus and someone spilled his drink, and Jesus stabbed the guy three times in the heart with blinding, ninja-like speed
<fin> I think I heard about that on the news.
<chris> they wanted me to testify against him but I was like "yo, it's Jesus"
<chris> I... don't know where I'm going with this story
<fin> I bet the judge totally washed his hands of the case.
<chris> the moral of this story is, Illustrator is the cock

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[02:48] <[BTFzor]Ted> peace to all the zulu nations
[02:48] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> peace
[02:48] <[WTF]LordNagash> peace
[02:48] <spider> peace
[02:48] <Redping> WAR
[02:49] * Redping was kicked by spider (lol preemptive strike)
[02:49] <[WTF]LordNagash> WAR + PEACE
[02:50] * Redping has joined #bentest
[02:50] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Redping
[02:52] <Bloodreign> peace son
[02:52] <[WTF]LordNagash> redping more like... BREAD... RING?
[02:52] * Redping was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!)
[02:53] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I am so witty
[02:53] * Redping has joined #bentest
[02:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Redping
[02:53] <Redping> THERE I NO AUTOREJOIN ON THIS DAMN CLIENT
[02:53] <Redping> STOP KICKING ME
[02:53] * Redping was kicked by [WTF]LordNagash (Because all the cool kids are doing it)
[02:54] * [WTF]LordNagash was kicked by [WTF]LordNagash (Because I can)
[02:54] * [WTF]LordNagash has joined #bentest
[02:55] * [WTF]LordNagash is now known as LordNagash
[02:55] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sets mode: +o LordNagash
[02:55] <spider> WTF
[02:56] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> dammit he needs to rejoin
[02:56] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I have a kick typed out
[02:57] * Redping has joined #bentest
[02:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Redping
[02:57] * Redping was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (I TYPED THIS OUT IN ADVANCE. YOU TOTALLY ASKED FOR IT. POINTS OFF FOR KEEPING ME WAITING FGT)
[02:57] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> ha!

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[16:37] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> the only solution would be to instantly develope a poop eating fetish
[16:37] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> then everything would be alright

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<[BTFzor]Ted> ive been stalking this one woman for like 8 hours now
<[BTFzor]Ted> her brother pissed me off like whoa
<[BTFzor]Ted> as soon as she goes in to her house im gonna fucken gut her ass
<[BTFzor]Ted> fucken cracker walks up to me and goes Ugh. Redguard, how disgusting.
<[BTFzor]Ted> im gonna teach that fucker whats down
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> wow I did not know you were talking about Oblivion until the second last line

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[15:03] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I STICK MY PENIS DOWN YOUR ETHERNET PORT
[15:03] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> MY JIZZ HAS WIRELESS CAPABILITY, BITCH
[15:03] <[BTFzor]Tweak> YOU GENTLY LOWER YOUR FIREWALL LEVEL AND BROADCAST YOUR IP
[15:03] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I FORWARD MY PACKETS TO YOUR PORT
[15:03] <[BTFzor]Tweak> I SOFTLY SCAN YOUR PORTS AND PROBE YOUR OPENINGS
[15:04] <[BTFzor]Tweak> I BRUTE FORCE MY WAY INTO A BACKDOOR
[15:04] <[BTFzor]Tweak> AND UNLOAD A VIRUS INTO YOUR SYSTEM
[15:04] <[BTFzor]Tweak> DON'T EVEN NEED A TROJAN
[15:04] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I SPREAD YOUR VIRUS ALL AROUND
[15:06] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> MY HARD DRIVE IS RUNNING AT FULL CAPACITY FOR YOU
[15:06] <[GSF]Quizical> OUR PARENTS DON'T WANT US TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU USE AN APPLE AND I USE A PC BUT OUR APPLETALK AND TCP/IP ARE COMPATIBLE BECAUSE OUR LOVE IS TRUE

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[17:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> ted is playing call of cthulhu
[17:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and I was on ts with him
[17:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> so I just yelled "OH GOD"
[17:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> and quit

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[18:46] MrHead: Goddammit
[18:47] MrHead: Kaylee just likes to screw me around

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<Shodan> maestro went out and i missed it because all pirates had booty, which they used to grease up baboons for nights full of gorillarape

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[after discussing T3hwin's horrific racial slur against ocelot - "shut up jew"]
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I hate it when people call me what I am.
<[BTFzor]Tweak> man this one time sars said to me "tweak you are british" and i ran and cried into my pillow so hard that night
<[BTFzor]Tweak> because he was RAPING ME

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<Shodan> Heinous golden showers are making me feel like masturbating

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<DragonmasterSlash> I'm the master of CSS political commentary. Just like when I joined the {jewish pride} server as [HAMAS]PalestineAvenger and blew myself up with a grenade.

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[15:32] Archeoptrix: I never evene finished Morrowind, I spent something like 50 hours punching women to death in cities then paying myself free from the thieves guild
[15:32] Archeoptrix: and then stealing pots and shit to fence so I could afford to make more bail on more woman punching

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Tales from #mandog
<chris|AFK> one time I was standing on one end of my kitchen, and my brother was on the other
<chris|AFK> and I was getting a chocolate chip cookie out of the jar, and he goes "hook me up with a cookie"
<chris|AFK> and I spun without warning and screamed a kung fu scream and frisbeed the cookie at him
<Ed> hahah
<Ed> KAY OH
<chris|AFK> and without moving his body, he whipped his hand up and caught it
<chris|AFK> then turned and looked at it in complete shock
<Ed> that is some Shinobi shit right there
<chris|AFK> jah
<chris|AFK> his only regret was that he didn't maintain his composure long enough to, without breaking eye contact, calmly take a bite

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<MrHead> wow
<MrHead> Robocock is remarkable
<MrHead> I mean, Robocop
<MrHead> fuck

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[13:43] Shodan: hay thar, [BTFzor]Tweak, Tweak you know how hard it is now being deployed against you our nigger hordes are loading into our destroyers/luftwaffe/etc they are good, i thought, tweak. [9]
[13:44] [BTFzor]Tweak: I will defeat your nigger hordes shodan
[13:44] Shodan: BUT I LOVE YOU :C

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<Fin> Why do 88 year old women not have much sex?
<TheMaestro> why DO they?
<Fin> Have you ever tried to pry apart a cold toasted cheese sandwhich?
<[BTFzor]Tweak> fucking hell fin
<DragonmasterSlash> Wow, fin just managed to disgust me for the first time in ages.
<TheMaestro> that is gross.
<[BTFzor]Tweak> worst mental image EVER
<DragonmasterSlash> holy shit, did fin disgust us all?
* Freestyle_FDF slaps Fin around a bit with a large trout
<Fin> YES!
<[BTFzor]Ted> that shit was rofl fin
<TheMaestro> that was pretty bad
<DragonmasterSlash> God damn man, gg.
<TheMaestro> good game, fin
<DragonmasterSlash> That was funny but fucking ugh
<[BTFzor]Tweak> can you vomit, like inside your own mind?
<DragonmasterSlash> I didn't think so until you mentioned it tweak. Now my head feels...warmer
<Fin> Man, I can't believe I managed to gross this channel out. That's pure awesome.
<TheMaestro> haha
<TheMaestro> just shows our imaginations are stronger than Internets picture

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<Rumble> so I went to Burger King today
<Ed> that is not important
<Rumble> And they neglected to put any meat in my food
<Rumble> so I went back in and was like "hey guys, you forgot my food" and they were like "yeah sure you prolly ate it in your car now get out"
<Ed> then you shot them all in the forehead
<Rumble> CLOSE
<McKree> You murdered them and put their meat into your food?
<Rumble> I grabbed a ketchup packet, and I was like, figdeting with it while I argued with them
<Rumble> and neglected to not twist the one end
<Rumble> but when I realized that I had twisted it to the point of explosiveness
<Rumble> I finally just went "FINE", pointed it at the kid's face, and let him have it
<Rumble> the pure shock of it caused the kid to throw himself to the floor
<Ed> then you ran out, knocking over a stack of trays or high chairs on your way
<Rumble> he was like, clutching his head and wiping his forehead at the same time
<Rumble> noes, I made an Ahnuld exit
<Rumble> it's really bright out today, and I have transition lenses
<McKree> Ahnuld exit? You kill everyone and blow a hole in the wall?
<Rumble> so I had to take my glasses off when I went inside, cuz I could not see
<Rumble> but after stepping outside, I put my dark glasses on, got into my truck, and left
<McKree> That is gg.
<Ed> lolrs
<Rumble> the thump the kid's head made when it hit the floor was really, really loud
<Ed> now write a letter to your local paper telling them that BK is scumbags
<Ed> wow
<Rumble> I think that speaks for just how EMPTY it was
<Ed> rumble made somebody go retarded, lole
<Rumble> noes, that guy was an asstard before I got there
<Rumble> which means that there's some other idiot running wild in MY town, stealing MY thunder

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[18:48] nyopallo: Hey intelli
[18:49] nyopallo: When did you discover you were one of the landed gentry?
[18:49] BaronNSandwiches: Always have been
[18:49] BaronNSandwiches: I just went through one of those rebellious teenage phases
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[18:59] MrHead|Food: wait
[18:59] MrHead|Food: Intelli is actually royalty?

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[22:50] <fishbaugh> man, you can tell this place has changed when maestro is making fun of virgins

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[20:34] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> he's POUND YOUR ASS IN PRISON THEN KILL YOU FROM AFAR WITH SPERM gay
[20:34] <MrHead> I still enjoy it

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http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/topic.asp?fid=1422&tid=1855287&p=2
tweakzilla wrote:
Srsly tho, the Davinci code sucks balls through a curly straw from a little glass with an umbrella in it. In a Gay Bar.
Fargo:
Okay, THAT was the funniest book review I have ever read. Ever. You should post that on Amazon.

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<kiruzog> OOH
<kiruzog> OOH
<kiruzog> I GOT ONE
<kiruzog> JEW GOLD
<Redping> gg
<kiruzog> I will also accept a freestyle
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> AS A BRIGHT GLIMMER IS REFLECTED OFF A SINGLE BAR OF GOLD, IN THAT GLIMMER, WE SEE THE PECUNIARY HOPES OF THE CHILDREN OF ISREAL
<SPinaCH> today I gave a speech about when I got trounced in SFIII
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> WITH A DREAM CREATED WHEN GOD INTERVENED, CREATING A DIVORCE BETWEEN WHAT MAN CREATED TO WORSHIP, AND WHAT THE HEAVENS CREATED TO GAZE UPON IN THEIR OWN IMAGE
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> A DREAM TOUGHENED TO RAWHIDE IN THE DESERTS, FOR FORTY YEARS OF TRAVAIL AND DISLOCATION
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> IT IS IN THESE VERY BARS
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THESE GOLDEN
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> GLIMMERING
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> GLORIOUS RAYS OF FINANCIAL EMPOWERMENT
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THAT THE DREAM OF THE JEW IS REALIZED
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THANK YOU

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Ocelot on Welfare:
[00:35] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I'd blame it on him and his lack of personal responsibility
[00:35] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> like
[00:35] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> he'd drop his wallet
[00:35] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> so I'd kick him in the face and throw it into a sewere

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Shodan: Head's Gay Friend after finishing with me now engages Head. Head lathers up Head's Gay Friend exquisitely.

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[21:18] <CathedralMaster>mark my words, a year and a half, this place will be fucking pbf. i've seen this happen so many times it makes me sick.
MARK THEM!!!

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[21:27] * Reu has joined #bentest
[21:27] -> [#bentest] ACTION fuck you reuben
[21:27] * Reu has quit IRC (Client Quit)

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<@[Away]Oobleglork> just hang around your sister alot and say shes your gf
<@MrHead> yeah

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What the quote below was supposed to be:
<nyopallo> You guys are good at photoshop, right?
<spider> ...?
<[BTFzor]Tweak> I don't own photoshop
* [BTFzor]Tweak whides nuke fakes of Hardflip
<[BTFzor]Tweak> http://www.punchbaby.com/media/latrz/clips/movies/starwarsWhosOnFirst.wmv
<spider> that mr tweak is teh lose
* [BTFzor]Tweak slaps spider in the faec
<[BTFzor]Tweak> man
<[BTFzor]Tweak> how come every time I try and deliberately type teh I always type the?
<spider> ...?
<spider> you mean 'teh'?

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<[BTFzor]Tweak> http://www.punchbaby.com/media/latrz/clips/movies/starwarsWhosOnFirst.wmv
<spider> that mr tweak is teh lose
* [BTFzor]Tweak slaps spider in the faec
<[BTFzor]Tweak> man
<nyopallo> You guys are good at photoshop, right?
<[BTFzor]Tweak> how come every time I try and deliberately type the I always type the?
<spider> ...?
<[BTFzor]Tweak> I don't own photoshop
<nyopallo> http://www.forumplanet.com/planetnintendo/goldensun/topic.asp?fid=5190&tid=1852418
<nyopallo> HAVE FUN
<spider> you mean 'teh'?
* [BTFzor]Tweak whides nuke fakes of Hardflip
<[BTFzor]Tweak> FUCK
<[BTFzor]Tweak> I give up spelling
<[BTFzor]Tweak> and english
<[BTFzor]Tweak> I'm speaking in whalesong from now on
<spider> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Tweak> oooOOOoooaaaaEEEEEEEEEoooo

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[01:46] <MrHead> black hair, small features, hot
[01:46] <[WTF]LordNagash> MALE?

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[21:08] TheMaestro: I just took a shower but my hand smells like ass, wtf

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<NightHawk03> !where Macavity
<Shodan> Ten people just died because Macavity is in MKL's ass.

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[19:51] <Oobleglork> !where Sargasm's true birthplace
[19:51] <Shodan> Perhaps Sargasm's true birthplace is in your peehole.
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