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[19:41] <Jesus> Because I don't love you?
[19:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> well then
[19:41] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sets mode: +b *!*@ip24-250-160-173.bc.dl.cox.net
[19:41] * Jesus was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (lol crucified)
[19:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I am SUCH a jew

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<DragonmasterSlash> Some fat white bitch hit on me on myspace
<DragonmasterSlash> Some huge fatty who's name was "princess with booty"
<DragonmasterSlash> By princess she means "whale-like land mammal", and by booty she means "significant gravitational pull" I can only assume.

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[20:20] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> !where da gravy at
[20:20] <Shodan> Don't bet on it but I heard da gravy at is in Mount Doom.

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<Shodan> Head: man, it's time for [p] to have a chance of doing the daily victim with head.
<MrHead> :O
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> :O

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[19:50] <MrHead> WAY OF THE CLOSET

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[20:51] [BTFzor]DocSar: WELL MACAVITY WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, HE WAS LOOKING FOR A GOAT TO FUCK
[20:51] [BTFzor]DocSar: HE WAS IN A BIND FOR SOME GOAT BEHIND, HE WAS WILLING TO TRY HIS LUCK
[20:52] [BTFzor]DocSar: HE CAME ACROSS THIS UGLY CONSERVATIVE LOVIN' ON A GOAT AND MAKIN' HIM HOT
[20:52] [BTFzor]DocSar: SO MACAVITY JUMPED UP ON A HICKORY STUMP AND SAID, "BOY LEMME TELL YA WHAT"
[20:52] [BTFzor]DocSar: I GUESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT BUT I'M A NASTY BASTARD, TOO
[20:52] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND IF YOU'D CARE TO TAKE A DARE I'LL MAKE A BET WITH YOU
[20:53] [BTFzor]DocSar: YOU FUCK GOAT PRETTY GOOD, OLD SON, BUT GIVE MACAVITY HIS DUE
[20:53] [BTFzor]DocSar: I'LL BET A GOLDEN CALF AGAINST YOUR ASSHOLE BECAUSE I THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU
[20:53] [BTFzor]DocSar: THE CONSERVATIVE SAID, "MY NAME'S MCCORKLE, AND IT MIGHT BE A SIN"
[20:54] [BTFzor]DocSar: BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR BET AND YOU'RE GONNA REGRET CUZ I'VE FUCKED GOATS SINCE I WAS TEN
[20:54] [BTFzor]DocSar: MCCORKLE LUBE UP YOUR TOOL AND RAM YOUR GOAT'S REAR HARD
[20:54] [BTFzor]DocSar: CUZ HELL'S BROKE LOOSE IN GEORGIA AND MACAVITY'S A RETARD
[20:55] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND IF YOU WIN YOU'LL GET THIS FUCKABLE CALF MADE OF GOLD
[20:55] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND IF YOU LOSE MACAVITY GETS YOUR BUTTHOOOOOOLE
[20:56] [BTFzor]DocSar: *mad gully fiddlin*
[20:56] [BTFzor]DocSar: MACAVITY PUT ON HIS FURSUIT AND SAID "I'LL START THIS SHOW"
[20:57] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND PRE-CUM FLEW FROM HIS FLACCID COCK AS HE LUBED HIS GOAT'S BUTTHOLE
[20:57] [BTFzor]DocSar: THEN MACAVITY RAMMED HIS PRICK INTO THE GOAT AND IT MADE A FRIGHTENED "BAAAAHHHH!"
[20:58] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND A BAND OF FURRIES JOINED IN AND BEGAN YIFFING ON THE SPOT
[20:59] [BTFzor]DocSar: *devilish fiddlin*
[21:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: WHEN MACAVITY FINISHED UP, MCCORKLE SAID "WELL YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD OLD SON"
[21:00] [BTFzor]DocSar: BUT SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR RIGHT THERE AND LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE
[21:02] [BTFzor]DocSar: HE PLAYED "FIRE IN MY GOAT'S ASS, CUM GOAT CUM"
[21:03] [BTFzor]DocSar: MACAVITY'S IN THE HOUSE OF THE FURRY CUNTS
[21:04] [BTFzor]DocSar: CHICKENS ARE FOR WHEN YOU'VE RUN OUT OF GOATS
[21:04] [BTFzor]DocSar: GRANNY DOES YOUR DOG YIFF? NO CHILD NO!
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: MACAVITY LOOKED PETULANT BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HE'D BEEN BEAT
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: AND HE LAYED THAT GOLDEN CALF ON THE GROUND AT MCCORKLE'S FEET
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: MCCORKLE SAID, "MACAVITY COME ON BACK IF YOU EVER WANT TO TRY AGAIN"
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: BECAUSE I TOLD YOU ONCE YOU SON OF A BITCH I'VE FUCKED GOATS SINCE I WAS TEN
[21:05] [BTFzor]DocSar: HE PLAYED "FIRE IN MY GOAT'S ASS, CUM GOAT CUM"
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: MACAVITY'S IN THE HOUSE OF FURRY CUNTS
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: CHICKENS ARE FOR WHEN YOU'VE RUN OUT OF GOATS
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: GRANNY DOES YOUR DOG YIFF? NO CHILD NO!
[21:06] [BTFzor]DocSar: *final fiddle crescendo*

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[13:45] *** Jaffar has changed the topic on channel #bentest to dsbnh rapes dogs.
[13:45] *** dsbnh has changed the topic on channel #bentest to PROPAGANDA.
[13:46] *** Jaffar has changed the topic on channel #bentest to DSBNH LIKES HOT, STEAMING PROPAGANDA ALL OVER HIS FACE.
[13:46] *** dsbnh has changed the topic on channel #bentest to DSBNH LIKES HOT, STEAMING PROPAGANDA ALL OVER HIS FACE|WHO DOESN'T.
[13:46] *** Jaffar has changed the topic on channel #bentest to DSBNH LIKES HOT, STEAMING PROPAGANDA ALL OVER HIS FACE| WHO DOESN'T | ZOMBIE STALIN.
[13:47] [BTFzor]DocSar: STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU, BEFORE YOU BREAK THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO CALL IN THE NAVY TO PROTECT FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY AND HOMELAND SECURITY!!!!!!!111one
[13:47] *** MHMike has changed the topic on channel #bentest to DSBNH LIKES HOT, STEAMING PROPAGANDA ALL OVER HIS FACE| WHO DOESN'T | ZOMBIE STALIN | U.S.A..
[13:47] *** [BTFzor]DocSar is now known as Republicans.
[13:47] * Republicans applaud for fifteen minutes

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i wonder if zombies can get erections
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i mean do they have any blood?
<Ed> sargasm: let's hope not
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> or perhaps a partially desiccated penis filling with blood would cause some problems
<dsbnh> of course they cant, i've checked
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> like perhaps it would leak
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> or snap
<Ed> hahah I guess it would
<Ed> or explode
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> or fall off with the added weight
<Ed> god
<Ed> let the fans of resident evil think that one over*
<Ed> :S
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> imagine zombie leo
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "coooooooooooooooooooooocks...mngugh"
<Ed> rofl
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> oh snap brb
<Zaffod> the zombie porn I've watched
<Zaffod> carefully avoided this dilemma
<Zaffod> because the zombie in question was a female stripper
<Ed> :S
<Zaffod> a well preserved stripper
<Zaffod> mind you
<Zaffod> she was actually quite hot
<Zaffod> if it weren't that she played the part of a zombie, I'd've hit it
<Ed> hrmf.
<Zaffod> oh god
<Zaffod> I just remembered the details of my zombiesex dream
<Zaffod> It played out with the soon to be zombie still alive
<Ed> :O
<Zaffod> she was average in appearance, but not outright unattractive in any way
<Ed> okay gg so far...
<Zaffod> then she got infected and died
<Zaffod> I thought to myself
<Ed> :O
<Ed> GOTTA GET IT WHILE IT'S FRESH
<Zaffod> "This is an excellent opportunity to get some poon"
<Ed> lmfao
<Zaffod> and started sexing her up
<Duckman> haha
<Zaffod> Then she woke up
<Zaffod> and was like "MMMM BRAINS AND COCK. LET'S CONTINUE"
<Zaffod> So we did
<Zaffod> then an old man came in and was like "You, take your girlfriend and get out of here, there are zombies aboot... You're fucking a zombie."
<Zaffod> then I woke up
*There is Resident Evil pr0n. IT EXISTS

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<Zaffod> like, I keep having sex with people I've never met
<Zaffod> there were even some corpses in a zombie dream I had
<[GSF]Quizical> gg zombie dream
<T3hwin> perhaps they are dreams of the futarrrr, Zaffod
<Ed> zombie dreams are the bests.
<[GSF]Quizical> yesplz
<Zaffod> no, I mean I was having sex with zombies
<Zaffod> in my dream

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[04:09] <oobles|dx> :(
[04:09] <oobles|dx> hey
[04:09] <oobles|dx> the jerk store called
[04:09] <oobles|dx> theyre all out of YOU
[04:10] <fin> THE JOKE STORE CALLED
[04:10] <fin> THEY WANT YOUR PENIS BACK

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[02:25] <Span_Wolf> Zaffod my boyfriend isn't here right now so no wolfcock for me :(

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<MHMike> That happened to me here at college
<MHMike> I woke up and was like MAN I HAVE TO FART
<MHMike> And I farted and poo went GLOMP onto my floor
<MHMike> It was a sad morning

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[19:34] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> i now resemble a german woman
[19:34] <Nyopallo> :-O
[19:34] <Nyopallo> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:35] <[BTFzor]DocSar> Yeah, well, at least you don't look like a Dutch woman/Leo.

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<Oobles> BECAUSE IM GAY LOL
<Oobles> but dotn quote me on that

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[01:10] MrHead: time to see if family is asleep
[01:10] MrHead: TONIGHT IS A KINKY NIGHT

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<Nyopallo> You can't buttrape the buttwilling.

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<MHMike> My dad is trading a gun + ammo for ANOTHER AK-47
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> mhmike
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> tell your dad he can't press Y to dual wield AK

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<[BTFzor]DocSar> Sars just has to break into a hottie's bedroom in a white robe and say "I am your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and it is time for the Second Coming, my child. Now lose the panties."
<[GSF]Quizical> "Wow. The second coming was shorter than I expected."
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> LOL
<[GSF]Quizical> "Shut up bitch, where's that burning bush? I need to light my cigarette."

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[13:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> jack off
[13:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> sleep
[13:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> repeat
[13:45] <Leo> sounds about right

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[13:03] <[BTFzor]Ocelot> I bet it was head
[13:03] <[GSF]Quizical> fap

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<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha, there's a website for the New Orleans music scene
<[GSF]Quizical> What do the bands play? "Under the sea"?
<[BTFzor]DocSar> gurgle gurgle
<[BTFzor]DocSar> MUDDY WATERS JUST TOOK ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING

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[22:07] MrHead: Shakka Khan hello
[22:08] [BTFzor]Shang: eat dick head
[22:08] MrHead: eat dog shang
[22:09] Chef_Wilburto: YUP
[22:09] Chef_Wilburto: this place hasent changed

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<Senator_Ocelot> HARDFLIP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POLITICS UNLESS SOLID SNAKE IS TALKING ABOUT THEM
<Hardflip> ya
<Hardflip> lol true ocelot
<Hardflip> he's like my MS word paperclip

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[21:43]* Kicky (~vgmjavy@adsl-065-013-090-203.sip.cae.bellsouth.net) be all up in #bentest
[21:43]* ChanServ sets mode +o Kicky
[21:43]<[BTFzor]Tweak> in his anus
[21:43]* Kicky has fucked off (Client Quit)
[21:44]<[BTFzor]Tweak> hahaha
[21:44]<[BTFzor]Tweak> quickest one EVAR

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[17:44] <tweak> you know what I miss most?
[17:44] <tweak> word of the day
[17:44] * [BTFzor]Sargasm was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (YOU SAID NVBOT!)
[17:44] * tweak was kicked by spider (TWEAK SAID THE GG WORD OF THE DAY "WORD")
[17:44] * [BTFzor]Sargasm has joined #bentest
[17:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +o [BTFzor]Sargasm
[17:44] * tweak has joined #bentest
[17:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +o tweak
[17:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> hahahaha
[17:45] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> o/ spider
[17:45] <spider> \o

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[04:13] <[Away]Oobleglork> damnit
[04:13] <[Away]Oobleglork> dead niggers isnt funny to me anymore
[04:13] <[Away]Oobleglork> what do i do
[04:13] <[WTF]LordNagash> kill yourself
[04:13] <[WTF]LordNagash> you no longer enjoy life

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<[WTF]LordNagash> WHY IS NOONE MAKING WITH THE TALKING?
<Pathogen> talking with my mom on the phone
<tweak> my hands are busy
<tweak> OMG
<tweak> I mean
<tweak> I am painting miniatures
<tweak> that sounded bad
<[WTF]LordNagash> hahaha
<[WTF]LordNagash> yeah, it did
<tweak> I am totally not fapping to a pic of sargasm
<[WTF]LordNagash> what kind of loser needs both hands to fap?
<tweak> THAT PROSTATE DOESN'T STIMULATE ITSELF YOUNG MAN

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decoy: a 21 page psych article?
decoy: what the fuck is it on?
[BTFzor]Sargasm: it's a meta-analysis of 286 studies conducted from 1974 to 1993 about the sex difference in mental rotation task performance
[BTFzor]Oobleglork: in other words, my dick

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* Jaffar changes topic to 'My Life is Wasted if I don't join/found a Paramilitary Organization in =<25 years'
<Ed> truly
<Jaffar> I THINK WE ALL UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS
<Jaffar> I have a feeling that sometime in the future, I'm going to buy up some barges secretly and create a floating city of awesome proportions
<Jaffar> and recruit ex-special forces to become a private mercenary force out on the high seas, but also as a top secret military research facility
<Jaffar> where we shall perfect SCIENCE
<Jaffar> Hell, I could even track down Alignon and create [BTFzor] on water
<dsbnh> you had me up until btf, I DONT MUCH CARE FOR THAT
<dsbnh> actually i don't know the difference between this and btf but okay

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Skywarp: I regret not taking more drugs when I was younger. It's not like I'm using my brain for anything usefull as an adult.

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(16:10:11) (@[BTFzor]Ted) omg
(16:10:12) (@[BTFzor]Ted) dogs
(16:10:15) (@[BTFzor]Ted) I did it
(16:10:22) (@[BTFzor]Ted) I can touch my dick
(16:10:24) (@[BTFzor]Ted) wif my mouf
(16:19:54) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) head
(16:20:05) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) everything i ever said about your sexuality
(16:20:09) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) i take it all back
(16:20:12) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) and give it to ted

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<[BTFzor]Ted> man
<[BTFzor]Ted> I hate it when you have to piss and shit at the same time
<[BTFzor]Ted> its like
<[BTFzor]Ted> if you sit down
<[BTFzor]Ted> youre gonna end up spraying piss everywhere inadvertandly
<[BTFzor]Ted> but if you piss
<[BTFzor]Ted> you run the risk of shitting yourself
<Flake> yupp
<[BTFzor]Ted> chicks never have to deal with this shit
<[BTFzor]Ted> fuck them

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Terraxos: The answer is yes. But what is the question? says:
personally, i love the smell of jism in the morning. I probably shouldn't have admitted that.

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[19:53] Dick_Nasty: o/ (_(__
[19:53] Dick_Nasty: TOUCHING ARDERKRAG'S WIFE ON THE ASS

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<[GSF]Quizical> if god made this world for us all to enjoy, why spend all your time in church thanking him for it
<[GSF]Quizical> It's like
<[GSF]Quizical> you give a dude a birthday present
<[GSF]Quizical> and it's a really, really cool one
<[GSF]Quizical> like you've spent MONTHS thinking about what to get him
<[GSF]Quizical> AND
<[GSF]Quizical> you made ti!
<Leo> IF GOD WANTED ME OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE MADE ME OTHERWISE
<[GSF]Quizical> IT TOOK AN ENTIRE WEEK
<[GSF]Quizical> and then
<Leo> now praise jesus and pass the vaseline
<[GSF]Quizical> the dude receives it
<[GSF]Quizical> and he's all "WOW THANKS DUDE THIS IS AWESOME!"
<[GSF]Quizical> and you're all "no worries"
<[GSF]Quizical> and he's all "SERIOUSLY MAN THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT I HAVE EVER GOTTEN"
<[GSF]Quizical> and you're all "that's great, give it a whirl"
<[GSF]Quizical> "NO SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER"
<[GSF]Quizical> "Fantastic. Try it out."
<[GSF]Quizical> "REALLY MAN, I'M GOING TO BUILD A BIG STONE BUILDING DEVOTED TO YOU"
<[GSF]Quizical> "Uh, ok I'm leaving now. But seriously give it a go"
<[GSF]Quizical> "OK MAN. I ALSO APPRECIATE YOU SACRIFICING YOUR ONLY SON TO SAVE US?"
<[GSF]Quizical> "I.. what?"
<[GSF]Quizical> "OMG TIHS IS THE BEST PRESENT AND THE BEST TIHNG IS THAT WHEN I DIE I GET AN EVEN BETTER ONE!"
<[GSF]Quizical> "WHAT? TRY OUT THE FUCKING PRESENT"
<Leo> looooool
<[GSF]Quizical> "OMG I'M GOING TO WEAR A HAIR SHIRT AND BURN OFF MY WIFE'S CLITORIS WITH ACID"
<[GSF]Quizical> "TO SHOW HOW THANKFUL I AM"
<[GSF]Quizical> and so on
<[GSF]Quizical> you know
<[GSF]Quizical> all of a sudden I understand why people's prayers are never answered

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<[BTFzor]Ted> ocelot
<[BTFzor]Ted> you want to throw down first?
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> you can son
<[BTFzor]Ted> alright son
<[BTFzor]Ted> heeeere we go
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo, yo, yo, yo
<[BTFzor]Ted> why you gotta start beef where there aint no kitchen
<[BTFzor]Ted> all I hear out yo mouf is whinin and bitchin
<[BTFzor]Ted> ill rip off your face like sandpaper friction
<[BTFzor]Ted> because when I blast you, I ACCOMPLISH THE MISSION
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> yo son, look at this bitch ass right here
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> him callin me out is like chad o'malley calling intelli queer
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> seems right that ya bitch ass talk about mission accomplished
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> cause like george bush, you a straight up bitch
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo son I don't give a shit about you
<[BTFzor]Ted> the Jews
<[BTFzor]Ted> or your weak ass crew
<[BTFzor]Ted> I spit hot fires till my face goes blue
<[BTFzor]Ted> nigga you aint got no fans, Ocejew
<[BTFzor]Ted> ITS TRUE
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> yo ted right here got all the right to talk about fans
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> too bad his show up as often as panz
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> tryin to talk the trash about ethnicity
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> takes some audicity
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> especially from a bitch too tall to see whether or whether not his dick is too small to not hit his balls when he takes a pee
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo son talkin about that takes some chutzpah
<[BTFzor]Ted> but that coming from a guy who stays at home eatting matzah?
<[BTFzor]Ted> go get some sunlight you pale bastard
<[BTFzor]Ted> before I enslave you and become your master
<[BTFzor]Ted> I'm like Joe Frazier reincarnated
<[BTFzor]Ted> ill be exonerated when I leave you decapitated
<[BTFzor]Ted> because the jury fell asleep while the judge masturbated
<[BTFzor]Ted> step to me and your head will be masticated
<[BTFzor]Ted> continue to diss and you'll be defenestrated
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son what you talkin about a tan
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> i straight look like ya dad threw me in an oven
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that's what i'm about to do, reverse the mofuckin holocaust
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> throw ya ass in a camp and calculate the cost while jews get their boats glossed before you get tossed
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> burned straight up like ariel sharon's victims
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> pull out my dick and drown you in kosher cum
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> before you can get up to whipe off
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that's when my chopper done dust off
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and unlike a marine, I am leaving this man behind, cause this bitch is just a jack off
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo son your rhymes are mad superficial
<[BTFzor]Ted> you cant reverse the holohoax, ZERO HAS NO RECIPROCAL
<[BTFzor]Ted> gassing your hebrew ass is just totally irresitable
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son in this you're right
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> i'm impervious, i could drink zyklon b all night
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> your ass though, it falls and stumbles
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> because like your bitch ass catholic crackers, your rhymes straight up crumble
<[BTFzor]Ted> son Ariel Sharon is about to be dead
<[BTFzor]Ted> meanwhile I am comin right fo yo head
<[BTFzor]Ted> run you over, make that shit flat like pita bread
<[BTFzor]Ted> im an OG, you got no street cred
<[BTFzor]Ted> take two more steps and you will eat lead
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son talk about cred, I got it in the bank and I got it on the block
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> while you sit there and like tourrette's guy, go and count your cock
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> such a weak bitch, david ben gurion could burn ya ass up
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> burning and suffering like ariel sharon meeting yassar arafat in hell just to say "yo wassup"
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> this shit's the 6 week war
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> your opposition's just the same, a straight up bore
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> isreal is comming for you in ya motherfuckin village
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> get ready for some prime time grillage
<[BTFzor]Ted> son you are the banking equivillant of Don Dixon
<[BTFzor]Ted> about as trust worthy as a new-age Richard Nixon
<[BTFzor]Ted> and while you are sitting there counting your dick and,
<[BTFzor]Ted> I'm rollin with yo chicks and
<[BTFzor]Ted> you are about as good with words of Wolf Blitz and
<[BTFzor]Ted> ill hit you in the head with a bag of bricks and
<[BTFzor]Ted> throw you in a blender make Hebrew Mix and
<[BTFzor]Ted> you are worse than a Shiska, you are a Shiskand
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son this bitch tries to hide his shit rhymes with wack lies
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> bill o'reilly in rap, hear his cries
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> gonna make ya face fair and balanced once i finish glockin
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> can't even get ya pistol out for cockin, just steady blockin till I blast ya to hell so the devil can start adoptin
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> your shit's shit, played out and tired
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> worse than noom taking evilhomer's shirts to get ironed
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> right after a night of anal plying
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> with your ass their to cup homer's ball
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> only reason no jizz hit your eye is that you too damn tall
<[BTFzor]Ted> son your rhymes as sunk way low
<[BTFzor]Ted> they are as rememberable as Tony Coelho
<[BTFzor]Ted> sayin you gonna blast, bitch I wearin body armor
<[BTFzor]Ted> your bullets are as useless as a Kosher pig carver
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> dog what you talkin dissing coelho
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that kold blood is to house whip like you are to sucking off john snow
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> blowing the treasury secretary waitin to go to massachusets to marry makes you a real piece of crap like drew carrey
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> LBJ lookin at you from the big DCCC in the sky
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> all he sees is one big old lie
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> gonna pass a budget that cuts your funding indefinitley
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> pass those free funds over to buy you an ounce of dignity
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> just like MMB, you yelling YO THUG'S CLUB SHOULD BE FREE
<[BTFzor]Ted> son you are as athletic as Newt Gingrich
<[BTFzor]Ted> sayin you gonna pop, well bitch bring it
<[BTFzor]Ted> I can take Coelho down with a slap of my hand
<[BTFzor]Ted> yeah he was a whip but hes an old ass man
<[BTFzor]Ted> meanwhile while you're sucking Tip O'Neill
<[BTFzor]Ted> your brain is set on BE PLAYED, believing his entire spiel
<[BTFzor]Ted> you really think that nigga believed in half the New Deal?
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son I know you did not just rip O'Neill
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> motherfucker had more resolve for liberal policies in his toe than you have in your entire body which is set to keel
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> but it speaks right of you to be talkin mad shti about a man who ain't alive to slap you all the way back to norway
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> because you so bitchy, you make gingrich look like Ice Tea
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> you ready to collapse like governmental services in 1994
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> because your words all you have, and even those fall to the floor
<[BTFzor]Ted> yo son stop tryin to castigate
<[BTFzor]Ted> before you make me have to pull out my tray eight
<[BTFzor]Ted> yeah Neill was an OG and for that I congratulate
<[BTFzor]Ted> but an actor with Alzheimer's could punk that fool
<[BTFzor]Ted> I don't see what it is over which you drool
<[BTFzor]Ted> sure, OG Libs can be pretty cool
<[BTFzor]Ted> but his eloquent words have made you his tool
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son you mad flip flopping on tip like ya name was john kerry
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> meawhile you give the cheerleader for selfishness the winner of the legislative volley
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> fact is my man tip blocked a shitload of bills
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that would have had the poor of this country reduced to vegetables
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> but enough on the big homie delegatin massachussets who now bangs the gavel in thug's mansion
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> let's talk about your rhymes being more fucked up than charles manson
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> strangled, contrived, and old is this shit you verbally fashion
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> keep on spitting will I get to blastin
<[BTFzor]Ted> son my flow is mad tight
<[BTFzor]Ted> I don't know why you agreed to this fight
<[BTFzor]Ted> because in the end you know im right
<[BTFzor]Ted> nigga if you think you're bright,
<[BTFzor]Ted> you're another AO, youre about go into seizures like Tony Coelho
<[BTFzor]Ted> cause while im rippin
<[BTFzor]Ted> you're kickin and sippin
<[BTFzor]Ted> on whatever it is Jews drink
<[BTFzor]Ted> oh yeah, MY SKEET SKEET STINK
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> dog you still tryin to talk shit about a great man who used to be whip
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> just propetuates the truth that you tryin to be a thug is like head trying to be a crip
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and I gotta drop some shit on you about jewish refreshment
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> that shit is sweeter than embalming enhancement
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> but in the end, there's just one thing I gotta command like General Wesley Clark
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> you think you a G, but I'M A FUCKING MERCURY ARC
<[BTFzor]Ted> son you are far from a mercury arc
<[BTFzor]Ted> in fact, yo faggot ass is afraid of the dark
<[BTFzor]Ted> I hear you sleep with a nightlight
<[BTFzor]Ted> and if it goes out you get skid marks on yo tight-whites
<[BTFzor]Ted> sound like something a kike might
<[BTFzor]Ted> do, after all when you arent complaining about your plight
<[BTFzor]Ted> you're fraid of things like going on a flight
<[BTFzor]Ted> why do you think there were no diamond district jews at Ground Zero?
<[BTFzor]Ted> because there is NO SUCH THING AS A HEBREW HERO
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> son you remind me of Bush, using 9/11 to perpetuate your bullshit
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> as hard you try, you'll never get a hit
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> these rhymes you kick, they straight up shit, makin it look like you winning as likely as magnulus finding a clit
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> circumcise you, baptize you, and buy you a plane ticket
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> brainwash ya ass and make you hijack the plane and storm the fuckin cockipit
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> go crazy and fly that shit into your house
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> just because you thought that might get rid of some mouse
<[BTFzor]Ted> son I think this battle is coming to an end, because your rhymes are just wack
<[BTFzor]Ted> I could write better verse when I'm smoking crack
<[BTFzor]Ted> I feel like going to Chicago to hit you with a blackjack
<[BTFzor]Ted> going to school with gold in your back pack
<[BTFzor]Ted> PEACE TO ALL THE ZULU NATIONS

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[15:34] <MrHead> I just learned how to snap my fingers
[15:34] <MrHead> hmm
[15:34] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> ...
[15:34] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> head you make me sad for you
[15:34] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> 100%
[15:35] <MrHead> yeah
[15:35] <MrHead> I'm depressed today it seems
[15:35] <MrHead> no idea why
[15:35] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> head seriously
[15:35] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> go masturbate
[15:35] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> you JUST learned to snap your fingers?
[15:35] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> you are so totally not a jet all the way head
[15:39] <MrHead> =/
[15:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> WHEN YOU'RE HEAD
[15:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> YOU'RE GAY ALL THE WAY
[15:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> FROM YOUR FIRST LOOK AT KAYLEE TO YOUR LAST DYING DAY
[15:43] * [BTFzor]NVShacker was kicked by MrHead (kerr-gay in your face)

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> beastiality: goth
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> furry: emo
<spider> HAHAHAHA
<spider> gg
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> rofl
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> at least beastiality people have the audacity to follow through
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> furries just sit around on the internet and talk about doing it
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> but BEASTIALITY WEIRDOS DO NOT FUCK AROUND
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> well, they do, but with animals

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[22:47] doc|PDZ: My dog died
[22:47] doc|PDZ: D:
[22:47] doc|PDZ: mega D:
[22:47] Hardflip: :(
[22:47] [BTFzor]Sargasm: :C
[22:47] [BTFzor]Sargasm: i am sorry to hear that
[22:47] doc|PDZ: The thresholds of my manely emotional void are being tested.
[22:47] doc|PDZ: manly*
[22:48] [BTFzor]Ocelot: :C
[22:48] [BTFzor]Ocelot: that sucks doc
[22:48] [BTFzor]Ocelot: :'C
[22:48] kiruzog: did you take a picture of the corpse?
[22:48] kiruzog: with your camera
[22:48] kiruzog: oh shit
[22:48] Hardflip: .....
[22:48] kiruzog: I thought you were decoy
[22:48] kiruzog: my bad

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[07:07] <Span_Wolf> hey just because I love foxcock doesn't mean I don't appreciate vagina
[07:08] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I meant human vagina
[07:10] <Span_Wolf> pussy is pussy even if it goes meow
[07:15] * [btfzor]ooble has joined #bentest
* Retrieving #bentest modes...
[07:20] * [BTFzor]NVShacker changes topic to '<Span_Wolf> pussy is pussy even if it goes meow'
[07:21] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sets mode: +o [btfzor]ooble
[07:21] <[btfzor]ooble> did he really say that?
[07:22] <Span_Wolf> I sure as fucking hell did

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after a lengthy "discussion" about politics with Ocelot...
<Jaffar> It's obvious I'm not going to win a rap battle with someone who:
<Jaffar> A) Listens to a shitload of rap
<Jaffar> B) Masturbates over political reports

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<[BTFzor]Shang> ted is massive

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<MrHead> what is the link to the penis girl thing hardflip posted

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<The_Spaniard> Redping I linked it once you stupid retarded jackass fucker
<The_Spaniard> because it was requested you fucking cock
<The_Spaniard> No you're a fucking asshole
<Redping> no need for swear words, spanny
<Redping> we're all civilised around here
<The_Spaniard> fuck you in your asshole redping
<Redping> g'night spanny my love
<The_Spaniard> burn in hell

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[17:11] <MHMike> you nigger shacker
[17:11] <Zaffod> haha
[17:11] <MHMike> i was typing my kick message
[17:11] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> TOO SLOW
[17:11] <Zaffod> nigger-shacker sounds like a euphemism
[17:11] <MHMike> my wpm is like 30021
[17:12] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> hahaha zaffod
[17:12] <MHMike> it is a double entendre LOLLLLLLLL

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(03:17:20) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) No. If some would leave me the hell alone, then I'll be nice. I'm better off ignoring the stupidity anyway, I'm not trying to get banned over garbage like that, especially with someone editing some of my posts to make me look worse than I am alread
(03:17:39) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) she cant look worse than she already does
(03:17:40) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) i mean
(03:17:47) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) is there anything below ugly as fuck?
(03:17:49) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) hahahahha
(03:17:53) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) she looks like the god damn predator
(03:18:03) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) she looks like an OVERWEIGHT predator
(03:18:38) (CerealSamurai) She looks like the predator if it was a black elephant with stretch marked tits and a big gaping vagina
(03:18:53) (CerealSamurai) So yeah, possibly nothing like the predator, except that she wants to kick your ass all the time

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[06:02] Magnulus: my brother is fine

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[05:53] Magnulus: look, I sell stuff on ebay. That's my job

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[05:42] Magnulus: BTW, if anybody thinks about threatening me or my family, I am on good terms with the local law enforcement.

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<[BTFzor]Shang> one day i will go to Bethlehem
<[BTFzor]Shang> and piss on jesus's birth place
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<MrHead> CSS tonight
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> maybe
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> im opening presents tonight uc
<Hardflip> omg
<Hardflip> WHY
<Leo> you fucking monster
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> omg lots of people do it nigger
<Leo> jesus died so you could have presents
<Leo> and you dishonor his memory by opening them early
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