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[BTFzor]Sargasm: the bureau of tobacco and firearms was abbreviated BTF
[BTFzor]Ocelot: holy shit
[BTFzor]Ocelot: sars, when BTF runs the world in 20 yeras
[BTFzor]Ocelot: that will belinked in the conspiracy
[BTFzor]Ocelot: me and nitro were talking about it yesterday
[BTFzor]Ocelot: WE'RE THE NEW SKULL AND BONES
[BTFzor]Sargasm: more like
[BTFzor]Sargasm: skullfuck and boned your mom
[BTFzor]DocSar: Man Skull & Bones ain't nuthin but a BITCH
[BTFzor]Ocelot: or
[BTFzor]Ocelot: BONERS AND BONERS
[BTFzor]Ocelot: sars will be presidents
[BTFzor]Ocelot: he will open his state of the union with
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "GOD BLESS AMERICA AND AUCKLAND'
[BTFzor]Sargasm: i'd rather be supreme court justice
[BTFzor]Sargasm: ORDER IN MY DICK
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I will start the house every day by saying "[BTFZOR] FOR BREAKFAST AND FOR LIFE, THE HOUSE IS NOW IN SESSION"
[BTFzor]DocSar: You'd have to double as House Speaker and Fed Chairman.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: evilhomer will be a ditchdigger in siberia
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Head will write all the horrendous sitcoms on TV
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "CHAD O'MALLEY'S THERE I SAID IT WILL RETURN SHORTLY"
[BTFzor]DocSar: We'll let Khaavren be the surgeon general.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Nitro will be secretary of state
[BTFzor]Ocelot: MKL will be a rapper
[BTFzor]Ocelot: known as Kart Nigga
[BTFzor]DocSar: If I'm ever elected President, I will have a Rapper Laureate.
[BTFzor]Sargasm: the department of defense will be renamed to the Department of Rollin' on Niggas Wit a Nine
[BTFzor]Sargasm: DoRoNWaN for short
[BTFzor]Sargasm: my supreme court justice robes will have RACING STRIPES
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the BTF president will be Ch0
[BTFzor]Ocelot: sars will never wear anything underneath the robes
[BTFzor]Sargasm: so i can write opinions faster
[BTFzor]Sargasm: except a PENIS PUMP
[BTFzor]Ocelot: they'll be in the middle of a trial
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and then they'll hear
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "UGH UGH SPLAT"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "GODDAMNIT JUSTICE SARGASM"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Mike will be the head of the NRA
[BTFzor]Sargasm: "STARE DECISIS, SHUT UP"
[BTFzor]DocSar: And instead of throwing pitches at baseball games, the president would give the honorary piledrive at every WWE event.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "we believe that the BTF secret society all report to a billionare from new zealand"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "HERE IS RARE FOOTAGE OF WHAT WE BELIEVE TO BE A " POJ'PO" IN ACTION"
[BTFzor]DocSar: Ch0 would annex China and Africa
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Jaffar will be king of the UAE
[BTFzor]DocSar: Fishbaugh would become Pope Budweiser I.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: hahaha
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the first jewish pope
[BTFzor]Sargasm: "president nitro, you're getting semen all over the presidential desk" "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, LICK IT UP HO"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Trips will become SOLID SNAKE
[BTFzor]DocSar: Oh, and from now on, all popes must be Jewish.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the national anthem would be ALL HOTTIES EAT THE JIZZ
[BTFzor]DocSar: Or black.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: every 4/18, there would be a national day of morning
[BTFzor]Ocelot: I would send the house out of session
[BTFzor]Ocelot: and close all my banks
[BTFzor]DocSar: I'll be the Senate majority whip and literally carry a whip and wear S/M attire.
[BTFzor]Sargasm: dude i think if we were all in charge we could get bentest back open
[BTFzor]Ocelot: yeah
[BTFzor]Ocelot: but we'd still have a DAY OF MOURNING
[BTFzor]Sargasm: k
[BTFzor]Sargasm: burn effigies of evilhomer on that day
[BTFzor]DocSar: Gamespy Industries would become federally subsidized after we engineered IGN's bankruptcy.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: the gamespy front page would be replaced by ramblings from MMB
[BTFzor]Sargasm: "YO HALO 47 SHOULD BE FREE"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "SON THEY DON'T LET ME BUY GAMES CUZ I'M BLACK
[BTFzor]DocSar: Tim Russert: "Many Americans are outraged that our nation's government is being operated over a crass, obscure Internet message board."
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "the christian right's fear of a gay-dominated america is now a reality, as these chat logs show"
[BTFzor]Sargasm: my rebuttal: PENIS IN YOUR EYES
[BTFzor]DocSar: Wolf Blitzer: "The message board in question is SO crass and SO obscure...."
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "OCELOT, possibly the speaker of the house, is proffering anal sex to a MR SARGASM, the chief justice
[BTFzor]Sargasm: "prime minister hardflip is suspected of involvement, as this covert cyber log shows"
[BTFzor]Sargasm: queen tweakzilla may also be involved
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "leader of the islam nation, Sulliman Al-Marcus Spinneriad has released a statement today 'YO ISLAM NATION SHOULD BE FREE CUZ I CAN'T AFFORD THE WHITE MAN'S OPPRESSION"
[BTFzor]DocSar: The Sultan of the United Arab Emirates met with Israeli Prime Minister Thrawn in a show of goodwill, during which the Sultan tricked the Israeli prime minister into taking several nude Polaroids.
[BTFzor]Sargasm: malaysian prime minister shadowfox enacted a mandate that all malaysian citizens wear fursuits. he was quickly assassinated in a bloody coup, and there was much rejoicing
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "chief of staff of the army Iraqi Jew announced today that 'There is hARD time of ARMY SUCCESS ahead and Not Sucking like Monic lewbinsky HAHA oh My the Funnies" today. the press is still trying to decifer this message."
[BTFzor]Sargasm: top us war advisor polish tank warned the president of "china launcing 3/4 of there army at the pacific"
[BTFzor]DocSar: Chief Justice Sargasm and Georgia Governor Arderkrag's dispute over the teaching of creationism in schools devolved into the two of them going at each other in fisticuffs on the steps of the Supreme Court.
[BTFzor]Ocelot: Defense Secretary Wolfy is issuing a statement today, where washington insiders believe he will call the Chinese Fleet 'nigger shit'
[BTFzor]DocSar: ohnoez, forgot about Shacker
[BTFzor]Sargasm: he's chief of the NSA
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "the new president of gamespy industries, Nick Van Sickle, has announced that Founder's Club is now free"
[BTFzor]Sargasm: he hacked russia's computer system and changed the russian premier's email signature to tubgirl
[BTFzor]Ocelot: putin jr. is like "OH WTF"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: then yelstin jr drinks till he can fap to it
[BTFzor]DocSar: "Mr. President, the Senate now has intelligence that national security advisor N. V. Shacker has been using parroting IRC bots to spy on civilians. How do you respond to these allegations, President Ch0?"
[BTFzor]Ocelot: "NIGGA SUCK MAH KOREAN KOCK"

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> I can go from 0 to furry in about 10 seconds

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> it's like having sex with a rabbit... girl.... thing

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[20:39] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> how to please an angsty jew by magnalus for your mom?
[20:39] <Hardflip> is it a cook book?

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several hours into an acid trip....
<Zaffod> the main feeling I'm going to be remembering is
<Zaffod> I feel violated

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<Zaffod> MY ceiling is a goddamn horse
<Redping> LOL
<Zaffod> it just galloped away
<Zaffod> fuck

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<sars|COW> http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2004-12/15371998.jpg
<sars|COW> snap point santa?
<sars|COW> bitch get on the lap and suck on this dick or you'll be getting coal from ol saint nick
<sars|COW> i think santa rapping about getting blowjobs from children is probably the best thing i could ever think of

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<Ryan> I have a very happy cow in B&W2.
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i taught him how to cast miracle wood
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> MIRACLE WOOD
<Ryan> I poops in fields, waters trees, pets villagers and builds houses.
<Ryan> err He
<Ryan> i do too sometimes :x

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> my brother sent me a letter
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and on the letter was
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> "oh, strom thurmond died today!"
<[BTFzor]Shang> who the fuck sends letters?
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> it was on the envelope
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> HIS INTERNET WAS BORKED
<decoy> hahahah. gg
<[BTFzor]Shang> if somebody sent me a letter, i'd drive to their house and punch them in the face
<[BTFzor]Shang> "21st CENTURY ASSHOLE"
<[BTFzor]Shang> "START ACTING LIKE YOU LIVE IN IT"
<[BTFzor]Shang> or i'd e-punch them
<[BTFzor]Shang> like mkl

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<Nitro> the one thing that never made it into history was the basketball hoop on the back of [jesus's] cross

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MrHead> I was looking at purchasing either a new cellphone or a latte maker
<MrHead> what do you guys suggest?
<MHMike> oh my.
<MHMike> i am going to go hit my head on the wall and pretend you never asked that
<MrHead> ?

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<Hardflip> lets face it
<Hardflip> I made a fat joke once
<Hardflip> this big boned chick came up to me and goes "that's rather offensive, I think you're fattist"
<Hardflip> so I go
<Hardflip> "no, I think you'll find you're fattest"

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> oh you mean like http://tmp.4chan.org/gif/src/1134739898616.gif
<thrawn42> that is one mexican looking dick
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> uh, yeah, i wouldnt know, being that i dont have much experience with different ethnicity's dicks
<thrawn42> no?
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> sadly no
<thrawn42> and here I thought you were worldly
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> my experience has been limited by my sheltered lifestyle :C
<[BTFzor]Ted> that nigga's ropes are puny
<[BTFzor]Ted> and wtf is up with his dick
<[BTFzor]Ted> it looks like he is having a seizure when he busts a nut
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> you know, the next time i post a gif of a spurting penis, i'm gonna do it in a channel where it will shock some people
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i did not expect to actually spark a discussion

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[02:15] <Nyopallo> I used to ask the teacher why the Jewish kids didn't have Christmas.
[02:15] <Nyopallo> I thought their parents didn't like them.

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<[BTFzor]Wolfy> i noticed ocelot is a big fan of fiction
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> probably because he reads so many books on the holocaust

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[11:38pm] <@[BTFzor]Khaavren> first thing I ever did after being born was bust a nut on my moms face

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<MrHead> I don't know if I'd like a girl giving me a blowjob

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[BTFzor]Ocelot: I fucked with my orhtodox jew cousin hardcore durring thanksgiving

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[22:04] <fishbaugh> but you have the power [P]
[22:04] <Hardflip> I CAN'T FIND THE BAN IP BUTTON

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[BTFzor]Shang: http://www3.sympatico.ca/tom_leszczyk/thirteenth.gif
[P]aradox: THIRTEEENTH
[P]aradox: THIRTEEEENTH
Ed: THIRTEEEEEEEEEENTH
Ed: THIRTEEEEEEEEEEENTH
[P]aradox: THIRTEEENTH
[BTFzor]Shang: THIRTEENTH
Ed: THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTH
MHMike: THIRTEENTH
[P]aradox: THIRTEENTH
[BTFzor]Shang: gg
Ed: gg
[P]aradox: gg
MHMike: gg

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<MrHead> fuck guys
<[BTFzor]Shang> you would like to

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<fin> 1. ALL MUSHROOMS ARE EDIBLE
<fin> 2. SOME MUSHROOMS MAY NOT BE EDIBLE MORE THAN ONCE

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> i fucking love amazon recommendations
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> George Foreman GRP99 Next Generation Grill with Removable Plates, Silver Metallic Finish Recommended because you rated Star Wars Trilogy
<decoy> lololol
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Dual Lock Low Profile Reclosable Fastener, 5/8" x 10 ft., Clear, 1 Roll Recommended because you rated Katamari Damacy for PlayStation 2
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "oh, you liked katamari damacy? you'll fucking LOVE this tape measure"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> wait, actually that's tape
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hm, that kind of makes sense

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<[BTFzor]Wolfy> SAGUENAY, Quebec - A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday.
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10243950/
<Hardflip> did she kiss him on the NUTS?
<Hardflip> Lolol

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<MHMike> i haven't taken a shower in days
<MHMike> i ate 9 glazed donuts today
<Ed> gfg
<MHMike> my rent is due like TOMORROW
<Ryan> hahahaha
<MHMike> OR NOW
<MHMike> I GUESS
<Ryan> OMG PAY IT IN DONUTS
<Ed> lolo
<MHMike> I ATE LIKE ALL OF THEM
<Ryan> FUCK
<Ryan> we are so screwed mike!
<MHMike> WE HAVE 1 LEFT OUT OF A DOZEN AND WE BOUGHT THEM ON SUNDAY AT 11:00PM
<Ryan> ETA till last donut is eaten?
<MHMike> I MEAN, 11 DONUTS CONSUMED IN 24 HOURS 9 BY ME
<MHMike> I AM SO FAT
<MHMike> 1 MINUTE
<MHMike> I AM COMING OFF MY SUGAR HIGH
<MHMike> ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzddddddddd

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<Archeoptrix> AMERICAN COMMANDOS ONCE BEAT UP 75 SAS GUYS WITH THEIR HANDS ALL TIED BEHIND THEIR BAJKCS
<Terraxos|awake> i find that hard to believe Archy
<Terraxos|awake> possibly you were thinking of Iraqis...
<spider> roffle
<fin> GI JOE ONCE FELLATED 75 SAS GUYS WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK
<spider> IRAQ-NIDS
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> rofl fin
<Terraxos|awake> go Joe!

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([BTFzor]Shang) god i love dick

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> ed: I think you're goin gto turn out like my uncle
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> he's 38, balding, has no friends including interweb friends, is a trucker but got caught smoking pot so makes very little money and is obsessed with computers and has not talent with them

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<Hardflip> I do like smooth balls though

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<[BTFzor]Ted> hello sargasm
<[BTFzor]Ted> nice of you to drop in
<[BTFzor]Ted> how are you feeling today?
<[BTFzor]Ted> that's nice to hear
<[BTFzor]Ted> me?
<[BTFzor]Ted> well I'm feeling quite blood, thank you
<[BTFzor]Ted> would you like a nice cup of tea?
<[BTFzor]Ted> no, sorry, I don't have any honey
<[BTFzor]Ted> the boxer did stolen all of it
<[BTFzor]Ted> he is the very bads
<[BTFzor]Ted> 1 lump or 2?
<[BTFzor]Ted> ah, yes I like 2 as well
<[BTFzor]Ted> so, what have you been doing today?
<[BTFzor]Ted> Writing your doctorate thesis? Really?
<[BTFzor]Ted> Wow, sociology.
<[BTFzor]Ted> That's a pretty difficult subject!
<[BTFzor]Ted> 400 pages you say?
<[BTFzor]Ted> My word!
<[BTFzor]Ted> its a collabaration with Hardflip?
<[BTFzor]Ted> Why, such a teaming up is unheard of!
<[BTFzor]Ted> I am sure you two will make a swell team!
<[BTFzor]Ted> Well, sorry, but I must be going!
<[BTFzor]Ted> Please, enjoy your tea!

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<MrHead> holy shit
<MrHead> a gay topic on the forums

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[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: So we GO IN DEEP
[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: and I mean REAL DEEP
[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: And find the thing
[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: It's not very big, but it will certainly be tender
[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: Then he makes my brother and I take turns
[15:50] [BTFzor]DocSar: Pulling it out
[15:51] [BTFzor]DocSar: And we're in PRETTY FUCKING DEEP so we get pretty hot and sweaty and begin to ache!

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(@[BTFzor]Sargasm) in japan they say "if you would be so good, to float along to me with a carbonated beverage, that is heavy with the divine vapors of the ancestors, fortune will smile upon you" and in america we say "get me a soda fuckface"

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<[GSF]00033> In College I'm going to end up rooming with MMB
<[GSF]00033> it will be awesome
<[BTFzor]MMB> probably note
<[BTFzor]MMB> not*
<[GSF]00033> I'll knock his nigger ass out every day
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE APARTMENT"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE"
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[GSF]Quizical> he'll slip a note under the door
<[GSF]Quizical> "plz unban"
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> hahaha
<MHMike> hahahahah
<spider> hahaha
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> followed by 10,000 identical notes
<[BTFzor]Ted> LOL KLINED BITCH
<[GSF]Quizical> then when that doesn't work he'll send a note to the niehgbour's door
<[BTFzor]MMB> rofl
<[BTFzor]MMB> rofl
<[BTFzor]MMB> plz unban
<[GSF]Quizical> "plz get tripz to unban"
<spider> hahahaha
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> HAHAHAHAHA
<[BTFzor]MMB> lolollolo
<[GSF]00033> hahahaha

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<dsbnh> bob, did you used to get scared in kindergarten when the teacher would have all the kids play "hangman"?
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> rofl
<[BTFzor]MMB> fgt
<[BTFzor]Khaavren> _ _ G G _ R
<Zaffod> hahaha

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[19:01] [BTFzor]MMB: suck my penis
[19:02] nyopallo: MMB: They don't make vacuums that small yet.

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<[BTFzor]Ocelot> I'm gonna walk up to an orthodox jew
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> eating a hotodg rapped in ham in assless chaps
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> and yell
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> "SHALOM"

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> "Beyond the physical difficulty their are just a sheer volume of works that's staggering past into law on an annual basis. If everyone had to be involved in every decision of the grovernment the United States would cease to operate. "
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> THE GROVERNMENT!
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> sesame street, washington dc
<<[BTFzor]Ocelot> TELL THE FUCKING COOKIE MONSTER WE'RE NOT INVADING FRANCE
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> NO, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY CHOCOLATE CHIPS THEY HAVE
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> BIG BIRD, YOU'RE THE WORST SPEAKER OF THE HOUES IN HISTORY. PR IS YOUR ONLY CONCERN
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> THIS TALKING DOWN TO WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 3

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<[BTFzor]Ted> nvbot allah?
<{JP}Economy> Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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[21:20] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> HAHAHA @ my typo
[21:20] <[BTFzor]Sargasm> rofl
[21:21] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> parameterized length subscript in the cuntstructed array

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(@Tweak) okay, if you were a girl for one day what would you do?
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(@TheMaestro) I would fight for women's equality at washington d.c.
(@TheMaestro) unless I was hot
(@TheMaestro) then I'd fingerblast all day

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[BTFzor]Sargasm: LETS ALL GET MARRIED TO DUDES
MrHead: Goddamn
MrHead: this is awesome
[P]aradox: Head finally sees us jump on his bandwagon

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<[P]aradox> Just how wet is your dick exactly?
<[P]aradox> good god, I really didn't just ask that
<[GSF]Quizical> REPORT DICK SOGGINESS STATUS

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<Ed> I just took out my year and a half sexual frustrations on a vulture
<Ed> that thing died nice

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<decoy> heh, I'm not really serious, you guys are alright fuckers.

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<{JP}Economy> Y HELLO THAR, Zeke, [05:27] <Zeke> note to self: don't click 4chan links when grandma is gonna pay for it. [0]

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<[BTFzor]Ch0|sen> yeah I'm sure NBC is gonna be like "my god, Chad O'Malley is the greatest writer in the world. We have to pick up this show IMMEDIATELY"
<ryan|work> Head does not need us to belittle him on his writing.
<Shang|WA> maybe not NBC
<Shang|WA> but Fox for sure
<ryan|work> Honestly, lets not put him down for stuff like this.
<ryan|work> Lets let real life give him the sucker punch, it will hurt so much more.

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<[BTFzor]Ted> if I ever opened a buisness
<[BTFzor]Ted> it would be a lube brewery
<[BTFzor]Ted> so people could get fresh brewed lube
<[BTFzor]Ted> made in their home town!
<[BTFzor]Ted> I would be the ben and jerry's of sex

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<Ed> nvbot snakes on a plane
<{JP}Economy> I on the plane?
<Ed> no, snakes on a plane, nvbot
<{JP}Economy> I on the plane?
<spider> GET OFF MY PLANE
<Ed> NO NVBOT, SNAKES ON A PLANE
<{JP}Economy> I on the plane?
<Ed> ARGH
*later*
<Ed> nvbot, snakes on a plane
<{JP}Economy> I on the plane?
<Ed> nvbot...SNAKES are on the plane
<{JP}Economy> Its so auseome when you are on a plane.
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