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<Sargasm> I had a floppy drive but I put some porn on it and now it is a HARD DRIVE INDEED

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<Head> if I download porn off of Kazaa
<Head> you think the RIAA can find me?
<dsbnh> yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn
<[GSF]Nitro> Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy
<[GSF]Nitro> actually, since his penis is a legal entity and franchise, it will be the wang that sues you
<Head> lol
<dsbnh> its actually declared a country
<dsbnh> you can recieve asylum by hiding under it
<dsbnh> it was recognized as a hero when it saved 3 children from drowning
<Head> lol
<Panz> and then cummed in there faces
<dsbnh> ....
<Panz> *Splat*
<Panz> ....
<dsbnh> why must you turn a story of heroism into a sick twisted pedophile affair

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<Leo|Home> I like you Quiz.
<Leo|Home> You're like the little brother I never had.
<[GSF]Quizical> hahaha
<[GSF]Quizical> Thanks man
* Leo|Home gets the coathanger
<Leo|Home> AND NEVAR WILL HAVE
<[GSF]Quizical> OH NOES

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<Leo|Swank> The best dreams happen when you dream you're in a field of little girls.

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<Hardflip> I wish Acidic would go down on me as much as ForumPlanet does

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<[GCT]MMB> tyrone are you serious
<[BTFzor]Tyrone> no I am tyrone

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[23:28] <[GSF]Head> I got a love letter from the only openly gay kid in my school.
[23:29] <[GSF]Head> I was like, "wtf is this?"
[23:29] <[GSF]Head> he wrote my a letter asking if I was gay or bi
[23:30] <[GSF]Head> and drew smiley faces and stars and hearts all over it

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<TheMaestro> Head's sister should play Samus in the movie
<[BTFzor]Nacho> no!
<TheMaestro> no wait
<TheMaestro> I misspelled HAVE SEX WITH

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[05:42] Magnulus: BTW, if anybody thinks about threatening me or my family, I am on good terms with the local law enforcement.

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<moz> a search for gorilla rape on google now returns gamespy as the first result
<[oTc]Ted> gg @ us
<fishbaugh> the wild gorilla rape frontier has been tamed

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[19:41] <Jesus> Because I don't love you?
[19:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> well then
[19:41] * [BTFzor]NVShacker sets mode: +b *!*@ip24-250-160-173.bc.dl.cox.net
[19:41] * Jesus was kicked by [BTFzor]NVShacker (lol crucified)
[19:41] <[BTFzor]NVShacker> I am SUCH a jew

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[GSF]JohnDoe: we may crash with craven in a room
[GSF]JohnDoe: :O
[P]aradox: :o
[GSF]JohnDoe: WHO KNOWS
[GSF]JohnDoe: since he said he wanted to come, but not just for 1 day
[P]aradox: I want to walk up to a front desk with three guys and say 'single room, king-sized bed'
[GSF]JohnDoe: HAHAHAHAH
[GSF]JohnDoe: and call reception or roomservice for vaseline once you're in your room
[P]aradox: hahaha
[P]aradox: "and we're gonna need some... toothbrushes... some fresh sheets... anything else, guys? Oh, and floss. Lots of floss."
[GSF]JohnDoe: LOL

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[BTFzor]Shang: chad you'll have to accept you'll be a virgin FOREVER
Chad: yeah
Chad: I'm cool with that

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* [GSF]Quizical (beep@vw-15207.ntl.com) has joined #gsf
* ChanOP sets mode: +o [GSF]Quizical
[GSF]Quizical: oh gods
[GSF]Quizical: oh shit no
[GSF]Quizical: I will never feel clean again
[GSF]Quizical: my mother just told me, completely out of the blue, "You were conceived in Pembrokeshire"
[GSF]Quizical: I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT!
[GSF]Quizical: "HEY QUIZ! YOUR FATHER AND I FUCKED!"
[GSF]Holliday: :)
[GSF]Holliday: relax they are just trying to scare you
[GSF]Holliday: you were born in a cabbage patch
[GSF]Holliday: then wrapped up and deliverd by a stork
[GSF]Quizical: yes
[GSF]Quizical: yes that's right
[GSF]Quizical: my parents have no genitals
[GSF]Quizical: they don't even know what they are
[GSF]Holliday: hahahaha
[GSF]Quizical: they're as sexless as a teletubby
[GSF]Holliday: hahahahaha
[GSF]Holliday: isn't one of the teletubbies gay...
[GSF]Quizical: and yet I can't stop myself from wrapping my arms around my knees and shivering
[GSF]Quizical: NO
[GSF]Quizical: IF THE TELETUBBY IS GAY THAT MEANS MY PARENTS HAD SEX
[GSF]Quizical: THEREFORE IT IS COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL
[GSF]Quizical: IT HAS AS MUCH INTEREST IN SEX AS ALPHA OPERATOR
fin: There's a little bit of a flaw in your logic...
[GSF]Quizical: QUIET

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<[BTFzor]Wolfy> SAGUENAY, Quebec - A 15-year-old girl with a peanut allergy died after kissing her boyfriend, who had just eaten a peanut butter snack, hospital officials said Monday.
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10243950/
<Hardflip> did she kiss him on the NUTS?
<Hardflip> Lolol

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[22:07] MrHead: Shakka Khan hello
[22:08] [BTFzor]Shang: eat dick head
[22:08] MrHead: eat dog shang
[22:09] Chef_Wilburto: YUP
[22:09] Chef_Wilburto: this place hasent changed

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[01:58] dsbnh: "jesus is black" OMG
[01:58] dsbnh: "you crazy negro get back to the fields that is so controversial"

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<Sargasm> Hahahaha, MMB is on an iMac
<[GSF]JohnDoe> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Kiru> ahahahha
<[GSF]00033> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<[GSF]Quizical> HAHAHAHAHA
<[P]aradox> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<DarkFlow> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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<Macavity>jimmy, take some words of wisdom from me, grasshopper (for a grasshopper you are, being new to this forum).
<Macavity>When you've been a regular at as many forums as I have, you will discover that no matter where you go and what name you use, there will always be at least one person who hates your guts, no matter what you do or say. You can be the nicest person on the forum, but you will eventually find someone hating you for some reason.
<Macavity>It could be a slight, either real or imagined.
<Macavity>It could be the person's taken exception to one of your opinions and is in violent disagreement with it.
<Macavity>Hell, it could just be that the person loves to hate people and gets his kicks from it.
<Macavity>The thing you must remember, though, is that nothing you do or say will dissuade them from this hate. You can only learn to deal with it, as I have done.
<Macavity>As Superman's nemesis is Lex Luthor and the Doctor's is the Master, so I too have my nemeses (no, "nemesises" is not a word!). Here, on these forums, they're Fin, Pathogen, and Ocelot.
<Macavity>And you know what? I don't fucking care. They don't like me, I don't like them. We're all clear on this dislike, it's a rare day indeed when any of us agree on something, and we all just live with it. We ignore each other as much as humanly possible.

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<[P]aradox> WHO WANTS GAY SEX WITH HEAD
<[BTFzor]Ted> ME

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<Macavity> So do I, [P]. Obviously, we have different opinions.
<[P]aradox> Yeah, obviously mine are better.

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[10:26] <Flake> never seen this room so empty
[10:26] * Flake was kicked by Leo|Home (Leo|Home)
[10:26] <Leo|Home> I HAVE

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<jimmycracker> am i the only one who gets an uncontrollable erection while petting cats?
<jimmycracker> something about the way they purr
<jimmycracker> they rumble
<jimmycracker> and i cant stop it
<ShangTang> what the fuck
<DragonmasterSlash> ?
<[BTFzor]Ted> jimmy
<[BTFzor]Ted> please fucking tell me you are killing
<DragonmasterSlash> lol freud
<[BTFzor]Ted> kidding
<jimmycracker> as long as i cant control it, i'm perfectly fine with it
<DragonmasterSlash> Listen, just because Mark Foley can't control his IM habits doesn't make it okay
<jimmycracker> it obviously has nothing to do with the cat. same thing happens with those rumble packs and roller coasters
<Hellion> ....
<Hellion> right, brah
<jimmycracker> hmhmh... perhaps i shouldn't have brought this up
<DragonmasterSlash> ...dude, that doesn't make it better.
<[BTFzor]Ted> you better hope you never get parkinson's jimmy
<DragonmasterSlash> Rumble packs are one thing
<DragonmasterSlash> For example THEY DO NOT HAVE FUR
<Hellion> for Acidic maybe
<[BTFzor]Ted> or you will be hard 24.7
<DragonmasterSlash> NOR ARE THEY ANIMALS
<DragonmasterSlash> hahaha, I dunno ted
<DragonmasterSlash> that might be nice at 90
<DragonmasterSlash> he'll be the only guy left with his own wood
<DragonmasterSlash> "COME HERE MR FLUFFERS THE WIFE WANTS SOME ACTION TONIGHT"
<DragonmasterSlash> SEe? Way better to have parkinson's
<jimmycracker> if my cat didn't rumble, then i wouldnt get a fucking erection
<jimmycracker> there's nothing i can do
<jimmycracker> period
<DragonmasterSlash> JC, maybe the problem is you're laying the cat on your dick when you pet it?
<jimmycracker> wrong. i pet it, and the rumbling sensation goes through my whole body
<DragonmasterSlash> That's not the cat rumbling, that's you tingling with excitement you sick fuck
<jimmycracker> NO
<jimmycracker> i'm not sexually attracted to cats... but apparently i am attracted to things that rumble
<jimmycracker> thats the best way to describe it
<DragonmasterSlash> Sir, you are clearly a gay furry
<jimmycracker> wrong
<DragonmasterSlash> SPANNY, IS JC A GAY FURRY?!?!
<Span_wolf> I am here at request of certain dark parties
<Span_wolf> what is going on
<DragonmasterSlash> <jimmycracker> am i the only one who gets an uncontrollable erection while petting cats?
<DragonmasterSlash> JUDGEMENT, SPANNY?
<Span_wolf> *throws out hand in Pheonix Wright fassion* FURFAG!
<DragonmasterSlash> COURT ADJURNED. GUILTY

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[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> I wish I was benevolent dictator of a small but wealthy island country
[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> All children would be taught how to wail on a guitar, do backflips and round house kicks in school from an early age
[13:19] <[GSF]Quizical> AND THAT'S IT
[13:20] <Zaffod> Won't you teach them to fap?
[13:21] <Leo|Swank> No.
[13:21] <Leo|Swank> Buttse straight from the cradle.
[13:21] <[GSF]Quizical> If a child is unable to learn how to fap he is very stupid and does not deserve to fap
[13:22] <[GSF]Quizical> All children should have a sense of adventure and exploration, but tempered by caution
[13:22] <[GSF]Quizical> For instance, a child attempting to climb a tree should be classes as a good thing, but the child should also realise that attempting to fly from the tree could lead to injury
[13:23] <[GSF]Quizical> In conclusion
[13:23] <[GSF]Quizical> I shall eat an orange
[13:27] <Zaffod> The orange is very wise, in this one
[13:27] <[GSF]Quizical> I have eaten so many oranges today
[13:27] <[GSF]Quizical> If you were to say "Quizical has eaten two or maybe three oranges today" you would be entirely accurate

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(@[BTFzor]Ted) ive jacked it to MKL
(@[BTFzor]Ted) 3 times
(@[BTFzor]Ted) I am dead serious

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<[BTFzor]Ted> mkl is pretty hot actually
<[BTFzor]Ted> if she lost a couple pounds I would hit it
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> dogg
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> no
<[GSF]00033> hahah
<[BTFzor]Ocelot> shut up
<Ed> hahahah
<[BTFzor]Shang> ted
<[BTFzor]Shang> no
<[GSF]00033> Ted, do you have a thing for predators?

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<Suerte_> i'd go to numbarz LAN, if oscuro didn't run around in his underwaear pretending to be a mexican wrestler

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<Acidic[GSF]> YOU HAVE NO TASTE.
<Acidic[GSF]> ALL OF YOUR TASTEBUDS WERE RUBBED OFF BY THE VARIOUS COCKS YOU ENGULF.
<[GSF]Head> AT LEAST WE HAD MORE COCKS IN OUR MOUTHS THAN ACID EVER WILL

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<Jyril> Haha, some New Yorker has "poofed" after sending Bush threatening letters, apparently.
<[GSF]LordNagash> He became a homosexual? How are those two events related?
<[GSF]LordNagash> OMG, THE GOVERNMENT HAS SOME KIND OF HOMO-RAY
<[GSF]LordNagash> PH34R

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[04:04] Pathogen: In other news Jesse Jackson keeps sending me e-mails
[04:04] Pathogen: To join Project Rainbow or whatever
[04:04] Reuben: Project Rainbow?
[04:04] Pathogen: RainbowPUSH its called
[04:05] Pathogen: Where the power of Jesse Jackson's bug-eyes will unite humanity
[04:06] Reuben: Uhhh, this is a black thing isn't it?

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<[BTFzor]NVShacker> people should call jimmy jc more
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> then I could go
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> LOL
<[BTFzor]NVShacker> CAN'T PUT A DENTON IN THAT CRACK

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<The_Spaniard> Bored
<[GSF]LordNagash> yep
<[GSF]LordNagash> ....
<[GSF]LordNagash> *says something funny*
<The_Spaniard> *witty retort*
<[GSF]LordNagash> *humerous deflection*
<The_Spaniard> *playful insult*
<[GSF]LordNagash> *comment about buttse*
<The_Spaniard> *reflection on past lovers*
<[GSF]LordNagash> *comment about boarding the mantrain*
<[GSF]LordNagash> Holy fuck, theres the formula of #gsf right there

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ONE TWO YOUR FACE MY SHOE
<[GSF]Khaavren> THREE FOuR COCK IN YOUR DOOR
<[GSF]Khaavren> FIVE SIX SUCKIN ON DICKS
<[GSF]Khaavren> SEVEN EIGHT CUM IS GREAT
<[GSF]Khaavren> NINE TEN LETS DO IT AGAIN
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ELEVEN TWELVE, BOOKS GO ON SHELVES
<Leo|Home> THIRTEEN FOURTEEN, AGE OF CONSENT

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<[PHN]Black-Syth> 8=====D- -C=====8 Pay~Nis battle.
<MGS|33> twin HARD SNAKES
<MGS|33> If I was named Liquid Snake I would cry
<[PHN]Black-Syth> Mwahahahaha!
<MGS|33> especially if I was named Flaccid Snake
<intelli|drnk> that's Solid during his refractory period
<intelli|drnk> Flaccid 'Five More Minutes' Snake
<com> Voiced by Chad O'Malley

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[17:53] <[GSF]00033> Oscuro wtf are you doing?
[17:53] <[GSF]00033> I hear swearing and niggers upstair
[17:54] <Ed_Oscuro> GOD DAMNED DOG PISSED ON THE FLOOR
[17:54] <Ed_Oscuro> AGAIN

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[19:15] * [BTFzor]Marcus : Q. Lazerus - Goodbye Horses
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: yo
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: docsar
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: you should totally dance to this song
[19:15] [BTFzor]Marcus: naked
[19:15] [BTFzor]DocSar: Is it shitty
[19:16] [BTFzor]Marcus: docsar
[19:16] [BTFzor]Marcus: it's GOOOOOOOOOOODBYE HORSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: from Silence of the Lambs
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: you must dance to it
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: in a robe
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: infront of a camera
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: oic
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: wait, wtf
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: "would you fuck me?" "I'd fuck me." "I'd fuck me hard."
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: ARE YOU EQUATING ME TO A PSYCHOTIC TRANNY WANNABE?!
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: no
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: i'd do it
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: Well that's you.
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: i can just picture you in a robe
[19:17] [BTFzor]DocSar: please don't
[19:17] [BTFzor]Marcus: dancing

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nothing: I LURVE YOU MY DELICIOUS MAN
[GSF]Management: This is his wife. He is out of town. Sorry.

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<decoy> like, an hour ago. I just woke up on the corner of some fucking intersection, barefoot.
<decoy> I'm talking, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I completely forgot who I was, and everything
<decoy> then I started remembering crazy shit
<Pathogen> Get a job, hippy

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<decoy> whenever I see macavity, I just lose hope in humanity.
<decoy> he's just a shitstain on society. fuck that ngr
<LordNagash> whenever I see macavity I want to kill him
<LordNagash> and anyone he knows
<Jaffar> you mean, is friends with?
<LordNagash> hahahahaha
<LordNagash> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<LordNagash> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<LordNagash> Best joke ever
<DragonmasterSlash> roflroflrofl
<decoy> lololololololollol

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(03:17:20) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) No. If some would leave me the hell alone, then I'll be nice. I'm better off ignoring the stupidity anyway, I'm not trying to get banned over garbage like that, especially with someone editing some of my posts to make me look worse than I am alread
(03:17:39) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) she cant look worse than she already does
(03:17:40) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) i mean
(03:17:47) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) is there anything below ugly as fuck?
(03:17:49) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) hahahahha
(03:17:53) (@[BTFzor]Wolfy) she looks like the god damn predator
(03:18:03) (@[BTFzor]Ocelot) she looks like an OVERWEIGHT predator
(03:18:38) (CerealSamurai) She looks like the predator if it was a black elephant with stretch marked tits and a big gaping vagina
(03:18:53) (CerealSamurai) So yeah, possibly nothing like the predator, except that she wants to kick your ass all the time

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<Head-> one day when I become gay I'm blaming it on you guys

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<[GSF]Head> Mega Man X is one of those games that turns gaming boys into gaming men
<[P]aradox> too bad it can't make you start puberty

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<Leo|Home> I have strawberry frosting all over my nuts, and for once it's by accident.
<Leo|Home> A first in the history of Leo.

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<[GSF]Holliday> Head lives with a walking erotica
<[GSF]Holliday> like he can last a few days
<[GSF]Quizical> "Sorry sis, didn't notice you were in the shower until I took off all my clothes, joined you, and started wanking"

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<[GSF]00033> I will never get an erection again

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<[BTFzor]Ted> oh
<[BTFzor]Ted> fuck
<[BTFzor]Ted> I have diarrhea
<[BTFzor]Ted> oh god
<[BTFzor]Ted> I don't want to shit
<[BTFzor]Ted> damnit
<[BTFzor]Ted> I DON'T WANT TO SHIT
<[BTFzor]Ted> FUCK YOU COLON
<[BTFzor]Ted> GO EAT A DICK

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<[GSF]Khaavren> mind lasers are still kind of shoddy. I tried using them and I accidently killed my dog and sterilized myself
<DarkFlow> YAY!
<DarkFlow> now the world won't have to worry about Khaavren offspring!
<[GSF]Khaavren> :(
<Huw`> #o/
<Huw`> oh wait
<DarkFlow> uhm... I mean... I'm sorry
<Huw`> damn windows layoout
<Huw`> uhm
<Huw`> \o/
<Huw`> hurrah
<[GSF]Khaavren> luckily I froze some of my sperm a few years ago
<[GSF]Khaavren> So there will be Khaavren babies yet
<Huw`> thats disturbing
<DarkFlow> yes... it is
<[GSF]Khaavren> Yeah, I keep it in my freezer to show my friends
<Huw`> THATS NOT A FREEZER
<Huw`> ITS A NATIVE AMERICAN

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* vedas has quit IRC (Quit: WOW! This IRC Client ownz! HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <-)
<Leo|Swank> Trust no IRC client with such an exit message.

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<[BTFzor]Sargasm> ONCE UPON A TIME, GOLDILOCKS WAS WANDERING IN THE FOREST
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> SHE CAME UPON A HOUSE
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She thought, " " (GIRLS CANT THINK)
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> So she went inside
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She saw three chairs, a big one, a medium one, and a small one
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the big one, but it was too hard (even though Goldilocks likes it hard)
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the medium one, but it had a funny poky thing stuck to it that vibrated her pee-pee spot
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the small one and it was just right!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She masturbated
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> This made her hungry
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She saw three bowls of porridge on the table
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried one, but it was too hot
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The second one was too cold
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The last one kind of tasted like Uncle Freddy's weiner but it was just right!
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Then she went upstairs
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the big bed but it had lots of straps on it and things which poked her
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> She tried the medium bed, but it was too soft and she almost suffocated
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> But the little bed was just right! She fell asleep
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The three bears come home! *CUE DREADFUL MUSIC*
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Someone's been sitting in my chair, eating my manporridge, etc.
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> They go upstairs
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> Goldilocks wakes up, kicks their ass, and rapes them all
<[BTFzor]Sargasm> The end.

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<[BTFzor]Wolfy> i noticed ocelot is a big fan of fiction
<[BTFzor]Wolfy> probably because he reads so many books on the holocaust
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